Lin Ying

Yes, in fact, Zhang Qiang is also a heartbroken teeth sucker.

But what to do, this one here is the daughter of the director of the Personnel Bureau, far more beneficial than that small troublemaker, the future wife and father-in-law can be coaxed, maybe it will be done to me who almost didn't graduate from technical secondary school Go to the government office!

It is a matter of life, and it must be taken care of, and there is no room for mistakes.

Having said that, the girlfriend here is too ugly.Yang Xiaoli is not pretty, half of this ugliness is due to her not being good at dressing up, a good girl looks like a ghost.If she washed her face and changed into normal clothes, she wouldn't be too bad, at least she would be a normal person.

But what about the eldest lady of the Director of Personnel Bureau's family?Reluctantly, no matter how reluctantly, it can be regarded as a human(?)

Less than 1.5 meters tall.She wasn't tall in the first place, and her upper body was extremely long. In other words, her legs were extremely short.The melon seed face is growing horizontally.Her face was full of bumps and hollows, like a female toad.You said that this beautiful woman is rare, but it is quite rare to grow into such an ugly woman.Think about it, Miss Bureau Chief, if she wasn't too ugly and disrespectful, she would be in her 30s and still be unmarried.

At this time, it was obvious that Zhang Qiang's Taoism was profound, such a guy could be offered by a god.To say a woman.They are all blind, they don't know how much they weigh, and given such coaxing and confession, Miss Director really feels that she has become a beautiful woman, and her temper has grown.The arrogance that should be there is also there. I have not enjoyed it for more than 30 years, and now I have to get it all back.To say the least, Zhang Qiang is not easy.

But he is also a person, and a man.After several months of tossing like this, it is also aggrieved.Hey, everyone sees me as a dignified person.Who can know the suffering behind this?

Seizing the opportunity, Zhang Qiang asked Miss Bureau Chief for a leave of absence, saying that he was going on a business trip, but in fact he went to a nightclub for a drink.I really want to be reckless and debauched, and fuck her!When Lao Tzu gains power in the future, he will turn the mother toad and his domineering father into meat sauce soup!

"Waiter. One more drink!"

"Sir bleu two hundred cups."

"Who is so and so, who drinks foreign devil wine, come here. Draft beer! Serve draft beer, serve a big glass!"

"Yo, brother doesn't drink foreign wine? My sister also wants to buy you a drink." A sweet and greasy voice rang in my ear.

Zhang Qiangshun looked back at the voice, and couldn't close his mouth at that time.

Clouds lightly cover the moon, and the wind blows back the snow.The morning sun holds the colorful clouds, and the hibiscus emits green waves.

Zhang Qiang also drank a little too much and felt dizzy.

Michelle stood a head taller than him, naturally bent down and snapped her fingers handsomely, and the waiter immediately leaned over.

"Two glasses of bleu." She smiled and said to Zhang Qiang, "I treat you."

Zhang Qiang felt that his soul was shattered!

In this world, there will always be people who believe that pies will fall from the sky.

There is always a toad who will believe it, and a swan is willing to play with it.

As a result, it can only be said that the reality is cruel.Michelle triumphantly held her mobile phone, which recorded the sweet words Zhang Qiang said to her.It doesn't matter, the most deadly thing is the heartfelt words he scolded Miss Bureau Chief and the Bureau Chief.

Michelle listened to Zhang Qiang's description of Miss Bureau Chief, from the comparison of appearance to some kind of domestic animal, to the description of her hidden illness.From appearance to smell, from temperament to speech.She frowned and couldn't listen anymore.What was said about the director later was even more terrible. Zhang Qiang children's shoes imagined various scenarios of the director losing power or retiring, how to resolve the hatred, and believed that no official would be indifferent to such vicious words.

This is a wolf!

As a matter of course, Zhang Qiang broke up with Miss Director!But for such a big bastard who cheated on his feelings, it's not just breaking up.

One morning, Zhang Qiang was fished out of the trash can, and he was beaten like a pig's head.

But Zhang Qiang has Zhang Qiang's way of life, yes, he is garbage in the trash can, but he is still a person when he comes out, after taking a shower, there are several sets of designer clothes and ties in the closet, wear them and go buy them Aren't the people here very nice?

Zhang Qiang thinks that the sky is still blue and the sun is still red, so it's not bad to be a civil servant and eat soft food.So he happily went to find Yang Xiaoli, not minding that his head was still beaten like a pig's head.

As soon as he entered the door, he was dumbfounded. Standing beside Yang Xiaoli was a tall and beautiful woman, the kind that would stand out even on the catwalk, and the kind that would be hard to forget even if she was drunk.

"you….."

Michelle smiled and picked up a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and asked unhurriedly, "What are you? Haven't you been beaten enough?" She puffed out the smoke: "If Brother Chi is here, You have been crippled a long time ago, and you are cheap!"

"It's you who messed with me!" Zhang Qiang yelled, and he turned to Yang Xiaoli: "Xiaoli, listen to me, I..."

Yang Xiaoli walked up to him slowly, looked at him with affection in her eyes, and said in a Hong Kong-Taiwan accent, "Ah Qiang, what do you want to say?"

Just as Zhang Qiang was about to speak, Yang Xiaoli suddenly lashed out with her big mouth, and then said in an authentic Northeast accent: "Mom forced you to say something stupid! Blow your grandma's whistle!"

When Michelle heard Yang Xiaoli say such pure dirty words, her half-smoked cigarette fell out of her mouth.

Suddenly realized, this friend is really good.

Safflower? With green leaves, the safflower looks more red.

Extra Story *Friends (End)

Ps:

The extra part is coming to an end.

Nine, Twelve, Extra Story *Jokes

Joke 1: Lin Ying is serving customers.

In front of him was a very young boy, who seemed to be a middle school student.

Lin Ying said enthusiastically: "Please sign your name and the passbook's name on the lower right corner of the receipt."

"Oh." The boy agreed very clearly.

Then, Lin Ying took the list and glanced at it, the corner of her mouth twitched.I saw that he signed: Wang Qi, Yi Yi Tong.

The boy waited with big eyes and asked back: "Isn't the name of the passbook called Yi Yi Tong?"

Joke 2: Lin Ying is serving customers.

There was a beautiful girl in front of her, Lin Ying looked at the passbook, her name was Lin Yingchao.

Lin Ying said enthusiastically, "Please sign your name on the lower right corner of the receipt."

"Oh" the beauty agreed very clearly.

Then, Lin Ying saw that behind the machine-printed agent "Lin Ying", the beauty only signed a super.

I screamed in my heart: Do you want to save so much effort!

Joke 3: Lin Ying is serving customers.

"Hey, I read in the newspaper that you have launched a new credit card that belongs to the Chinese zodiac, right? Is it valuable for collection?"

"Yes, sir."

"Get me a monkey."

"Sorry sir, this year is the year of the rooster, so you can only apply for the theme of the rooster."

"It's useless to ask for chickens, what about monkeys?"

"Then come again in the Year of the Monkey."

"....."

Later, Lin Ying was complained on the grounds that the customer wanted to apply for a card, and the staff asked him to wait until the year of the monkey.

Joke 4

Lin Ying is serving customers.

A woman with open breasts, exposed belly, heavy make-up and disheveled hair approached and sat down.

"Apply for a credit card for me."

"Okay, please fill out the application form. Do you have your ID card?"

"Bring it." The woman filled out the form and handed it to Lin Ying, asking, "What card... Oh my god, your chrysanthemum card is really ugly. Do you have another card? Change it for me."

"Oh, yes, there is also a chicken card, do you want a chicken card?"

"......" It's not as good as chrysanthemum

The year is unfavorable, Fufu Bank issues a zodiac card.Lin Ying was complained twice.

"Hello, audience friends. I am Ou Chun, an entertainment reporter from Santai in J City. This month is the anti-counterfeit publicity month. From this month, the anti-counterfeit currency publicity month activity led by the business management department of the People's Bank of China will be held again Launched. This year, more than 20 Chinese and foreign-funded financial institutions in the city have set up more than 600 publicity and consultation points, and distributed more than 100 million copies of the "Knowledge Brochure".

The theme of this campaign is 'Anti-Counterfeiting is Everyone's Responsibility'.It is hoped that through the Anti-Counterfeit Currency Awareness Month activities, the general public can gain access to anti-counterfeit currency knowledge and improve their ability to identify.

So before the interview, I would like to ask you in front of the TV, how much do you know about the RMB we use every day? "

At this time, a young man came from behind and was stopped by Ou Chun and her colleagues.Ou Chun smiled: "This handsome guy, please stop. Hello, I am Ou Chun, an entertainment reporter from Three Channels. May I spare you a little time? Excuse me, do you know anything about RMB?"

"Ah?" The buddy looked stunned: "Understood, can you not understand?"

"Can I ask you a few simple questions?"

"Okay, you can ask."

"May I ask what color is the 20 yuan we use all day, can you tell me?"

"Twenty. Twenty, hehe, I know you when I see you, but you suddenly ask, is it really... green?"

"Green. Okay, the handsome guy gave me green. How about fifty?"

"Oh, fifty ones are green. Twenty ones, twenty ones, no, not blue ones, ten ones are blue ones. This... purple ones, no, this, twenty ones... red orange yellow green green Blue and purple, neither, hey. Is it a common color?"

"Okay, it's ok, thank you for your cooperation." The handsome guy Ou Chun sent off said to the camera: "It seems that we don't know much about the 'money' we spend all day."

At this time, the buddy in the corner of the camera took out his wallet and said, "Fuck. It's not twenty."

The cameraman told Ou Chun to find another interview and cut this part.

Ou Chun nodded in agreement.

"Auntie, please stay, we are entertainment