Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[The grace of saving the chrysanthemum today will surely be hugged by the spring]

When the game "Stupid Bird Learns to Fly" was released on weekends, it was dubbed a masterpiece by various chatterers, and then Ye Lan found out that Chi Mu's game ID [Calm Little Huya] was dominating all the rankings. Become a fighter in shaking M.

Ever since the news that the developer of the game is Ye Lan was announced by major websites, Ye Lan has been rounded over and over again by various people who want to crack it. It is recommended to apply for an ID of [Virgo, die, die, die], and hang it under [Calm Little Huya] on every ranking list, trying to make Little Huya feel stuck to the end...

After rectifying her elder brother on the weekend, Ye Lan came to work refreshed. As soon as she entered the door, she was stopped by the team leader with a smile on her face. But Xiao Wang definitely has it! He even showed off to me on weekends! Go find him!"

Xiao Wang in front of him got a sword in his knee and knelt down, and was instantly overwhelmed by colleagues who were like wolves and tigers...

"I said, why is your kid ranked so high!"

"Playing games with cheats is simply an insult to the game! Take it out and insult it together!"

"Damn! This kid hid the game in his crotch! Slut!"

"Everyone get out of the way! Let me breathe fire and burn this goblin to death!"

Under the background picture of soldiers and trousers flying around, the team leader still stood upright with his hands behind his back, facing the chaotic dust behind him, showing a kind smile: "Xiao Lanlan, don't be afraid, I will be in charge later today." I have a bad cold and asked for leave..."

"It's really cooked? So loving?... No, it's such a heart-wrenching thing, I don't feel happy at all!" Ye Lan stood up from the ground suddenly, her two rabbit eyes blinked. Like a rabbit that eats meat, it's about to glow green...

The team leader coughed a few times, and by looking at his expression, he knew that Xiao Lanlan, who was particularly worried about Supervisor Chi, was really kind. He immediately took out a large bunch of bright roses and a bunch of documents from behind, "Xiao Lanlan, we will help you prepare Well, to visit our great Director Chi and send the care and condolences of the whole department, and take away the documents returned from the last major inspection of the whole department, this extremely difficult task is entrusted to you! I hope you will not Live up to the cultivation and expectations of the organization, and successfully complete the task! Sincerely, salute!"

"Salute!" Ye Lan solemnly took a large bouquet of delicate red roses and documents... Wait, "Leader! Don't leave! I want to live a few more days, I'm still so young..." And Why do you want to give red roses when you visit Chi Mu? It's not a woman!It's not a confession!

"Stop it all! Xiao Wang, give me the plug-in, and I'll hide it for you!" The team leader who waved his sleeves without taking away a cloud had already joined the chaotic battle, pretending that he didn't hear Ye Lan at all. howling...

Ye Lan almost wanted to cry, but fortunately, the young master didn't have a pattern to tell these beasts about the cheating in a blatant manner!At this time, Gu Liren, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, took a few glances at Ye Lan, but couldn't help but come over with a small handkerchief, "Xiao Lanlan, how about I help you..."

"You are not allowed to go!" The people who were fighting in front stopped instantly and turned their heads to stop Gu Liren in unison. The team leader lying on the top rolled up his sleeves, "Xiao Lanlan can walk by herself!" After speaking, he looked at it seriously Ye Lan... Ye Lan nodded slowly at the obvious fact that she could walk...

So Ye Lan was kicked out of the office by a group of insane seniors who had focused on cheating teammates for 1 years... Could it be that Chi Mu's house is full of little tigers? Being a rabbit is really heartbreaking!

Ye Lan took a look at the note that the team leader flew to him while fighting, the address of Chi Mu's house was actually in the neighborhood next to the company!Ye Lan looked up at the building where her house was located, with an innocent look on her face, she lived in the same building as her for a long time, and the house type was still the same, dear fourth uncle, he wants to move...TT.TT

Fortunately, Chi Mu's home is two floors above Ye Lan's. Chi Mu usually wakes up very early and leaves work after almost all the departments are gone, so I have never met Ye Lan, a law-abiding person who clocks in on time and leaves work on time. good youth.

As soon as Ye Lan pressed the elevator button, she became nervous... At this moment, the rustling voice of the light ball rang out in the elevator: "Xiao Lanlan, we can do the mission again!"

Ye Lan decided to ignore it, what the heck, what do you mean you can do the mission again? Obviously you can die again, okay? The big boss has a bad cold, can you stop torturing others, in case someone catches a cold and is in a bad mood? What about a building!It doesn't matter if the young master died bravely, what if he accidentally injured other innocent people in the building? !

So today's task is to give the documents and roses to Chi Mu and leave!Ye Lan ignored Guangqiu's chirping and wailing and felt that she had a unique backbone and stepped out of the elevator bravely.

Looking at the house number of Chi Mu's house, Ye Lan took a deep breath, raised her hand tremblingly and pressed the doorbell. When the doorbell rang for the third time, Ye Lan showed a firm expression, lowered her head and took the flowers and documents Put it at the door of Chi Mu's house, and get out of here!

I don't know where to secretly poke and observe the overall situation of the light ball with blood on his face: ...fuck you, Ye Lan, get back to this big ball!

Chi Mu thought that he might have been frightened when he took a bath last time, and he had an unprecedented severe cold when he came back on Friday. Pulled up from the soft quilt, he staggered to open the door, only to see a large bunch of roses and a bunch of folders at the door. Could it be that roses can ring the doorbell by themselves recently?

Chi Mu tilted his head and looked at the flowers and documents at the door, his brain burned out with a fever and he didn't react for a while.Finally, I slowly picked up the flowers and documents. I saw that the documents were all sent back for redoing during the departmental inspection. It was immediately clear which employee probably did it. After I went back and asked clearly, the bonus must be deducted.

As soon as Chi Mu was about to close the door, he was pulled back by a pair of overly good-looking white and tender hands... Ye Lan blinked her grape eyes and stuttered: "The team leader asked me to send this document and flowers... ...I hope you can recover soon..." Ye Lan twisted her butt unnaturally, that little bitch in Guangqiu actually used the system to punish her!The pain of the chrysanthemum opened before I rolled a few times... It's really shameless!

"So... you won't come if Lao Wang doesn't let you come?" Chi Mu opened the door and looked at Ye Lan, who was standing strangely. Why was his little face pale?

"Yes!" Ye Lan replied very smoothly without any hesitation, and when she looked up again, she saw Chi Mu's dark face that couldn't be darker. "Buddha" rolled away, but the chrysanthemum began to ache again, Ye Lan tightened her legs without any trace, "Hehe, how could it be, I'm not happy at all to hear that you are sick!" Really very upset!

Chi Mu's black face didn't improve at all. Seeing Ye Lan twisting himself into a twisted standing posture, he was very upset. He turned around and was about to close the door: "Your task is completed, you can go."

"Hey, hey!" My chrysanthemum is still suffering from the torment, the task of the young master has not been completed yet!Ye Lan quickly blocked the door that was about to close with her feet, pulled the door with both hands, pursed her lips pitifully, blinked her watery eyes, and said word by word: "I came all the way from the company, Don't invite the Lun family to come in and sit, one, sit."

Chi Mu raised his eyebrows: "The company only takes 5 minutes to get here, or... is this a new way of seduction?" Chi Mu gave Ye Lan a contemptuous look, then let go of the doorknob, and handed the flowers and documents to Ye Lan. With a bunch in hand, I turned around and went into the house...

Bullshit, of course I know that the company only takes 5 minutes to get here!Xiaoye usually runs 3 minutes faster and arrives!Ye Lan hugged the flowers and documents and followed Chi Mu into the door. Feeling that the chrysanthemum was finally saved, tears welled up in her eyes. Uncle Chi, the second master should repay the favor of saving chrysanthemum today!

As soon as Ye Lan entered the door, Ye Lan was blinded by the clean and shiny floor again... Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan, who knew how excited he was with his bright eyes, and wanted to tease Ye Lan inexplicably: "When I opened the door, I saw Red Rose... I thought some little girl in the building came to confess her love again."

Ye Lan blushed all of a sudden: "You also received Rose's confession?! I also received it at my door downstairs a few days ago! Could it be the same little girl?"

"You also live in this building?" Chi Mu grasped the point very precisely and clearly.

"Uh...hehe." Ye Lan turned her head and looked away with a guilty conscience, the dumb hair on her head was flung for a moment, what kind of little girl wants to step on two boats if she doesn't have a good relationship !It is a waste of money and not specific, which is very unflattering!

Chi Mu staggered and threw Ye Lan into the hall and ran to continue to get into the bed by himself. Ye Lan admired Chi Mu who buried the person in the bed with just a few swipes and then revealed his head. People who are quick to get into bed by themselves, when can we learn from each other!

At this time, the triumphant voice of the ball of light floated back and forth in Ye Lan's mind: "Today's task is: to kill the cleanliness Virgo, please don't carelessly kiss and hug!"

Ye Lan was stunned, the center of gravity of one of her feet was unstable, and she fell to the ground in a "boom"... only heard Chi Mu's faintly angry voice from the bedroom: "Are you demolishing the house outside?!"

"No...it's nothing..." The young master just jumped on the road of pursuing the truth and didn't look back. Ye Lan responded at a loss, and swallowed unconsciously...