Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, soft and cute and easy to pounce on]

Ye Lan rolled her eyes towards the majestic and solemn Boss Chi who looked like a statue next to her. After dealing with Yan Jingran, from the company to the elevator, she didn't say a word all the way. !Say it out and let's solve it together. If you don't say it out, how will you know who you are going to kill? !Ye Lan squatted in the corner of the elevator, exhaling and inhaling hard, feeling very wronged.

Chi Mu thought to himself that Ye Lan didn't seem to have hugged him on his own initiative, except for the time when he rushed into the bathroom to play hooligan while drunk.Anyway, being drunk doesn't count, it's really a rascal to use the excuse of being drunk to play hooligans, the rabbit seems to have a lot of experience playing hooligans!Chi Mu suddenly became angry and felt that he was about to burn, so he couldn't help but cast a glance at Ye Lan who was squatting and drawing circles.

Ye Lan instantly felt Chi Mu's fiery gaze, and jumped out from the corner of the elevator with great vigor, showing a mouthful of white teeth, "Brother! Tell me! Who are you going to kill?!"

"Cut who?" Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan, who was full of vitality in an instant, and decided not to tell Ye Lan the fact that he forgot to press the elevator on his own floor. Anyway, he had already passed by. After getting out of the elevator, he turned his head and glanced at Ye Lan, "Who else is here besides you?"

Ye Lan walked out very consciously, "Isn't there still you, big brother, is it that big brother wants to kill himself?!" Ye Lan couldn't help but think of Zigong, and then thought that big brother couldn't do it in the first place, wouldn't it be superfluous?As the younger brother, should he prevent the elder brother from thinking rationally, or help the leader... Ye Lan blushed when she thought about it, anyway, she was very involved in the drama.

Chi Mu opened the door and went in, turned around, saw Ye Lan bumping into himself while distracted, her little face was still flushed, and finally couldn't help asking the question that was entangled just now, "What are you and Yan Jingran?" Relationship? Why does he have your password." The point is him!without!have!

Ye Lan was stunned for a moment, trying to cover up the question, but when she raised her head, she saw Chi Mu's eyes. What's crazy is that he actually understood? !Ye Lan instantly thought of the phrase "I want it too" that Chi Mu said before in the apartment downstairs, and the dark eyes at that time were exactly the same as now, just like a three-year-old child wanting carrots!Ye Lan was hit by her own brain again, and asked tremblingly, "Do you want... I will give you the password too?"

Chi Mu suddenly felt that these words were like the spring rain in March, and his whole body felt comfortable instantly. Chi Mu looked at the rabbit who was blinking cautiously in front of him, and showed two small canine teeth in a good mood, "There is no need for the password. , although Yan Jingran was caught, but you still have to bear some responsibility for not keeping the software properly, so this month's bonus will be deducted." After finishing speaking, he closed the door.

Ye Lan, who was blocked outside, was stunned. Before the young master didn't give it, he insisted on it, and if he couldn't hint with words, he hinted with Hong Guoguo's eyes!In the end, I struggled for a long time, although I don't believe in your character, but I can still change the password when I think about it, so I'll let you forget it, and I don't want it!Fine points are really enough, hey!It is very unreasonable!

What the hell is going on if you don't let the young master in? !You have to open the door and deliver it yourself!Ye Lan angrily took out the spare key and wanted to open the door... Wait, Emma, ​​this is not my grandpa's house! My grandpa's house is downstairs!Ye Lan slapped his head and ran to take the elevator without looking back. He was really afraid that when he came home from work that day, he would press the floor of Chi Mu's house and take out the key of Chi Mu's house. Opening the door of Chi Mu's house and getting into the bed of Chi Mu's house... The picture is so beautiful, just thinking about it... I feel very emotional.

As soon as Ye Lan got home, she fell on the bed, and beside her, the ball of light, which was watching the annual show of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, flew over and circled around Ye Lan. The whole ball was colorful and gorgeous, bringing out a rainbow-like halo in the air... Ye Lan kicked up, "Your eyes are dazzled, what are you doing!"

The kicked ball of light persevered and rolled back on the bed in front of Ye Lan, and then was slapped flat with a paw, "Congratulations, you have completed the side task of abusing a scumbag, so you have received an extra reward from the system! Applause! "

"You don't have hands at all, so don't clap!" Ye Lan kneaded the ball of light feebly on the bed, "What is the side mission? It sounds very profound."

The light ball was very calm under Ye Lan's ravages: "It doesn't matter anyway, you have already completed it, so the extra reward is to have a soft, cute and easy-to-destroy physique that makes a Virgo want to be wolfed for 24 hours! Seize this hard-won opportunity... ouch!"

Ye Lan stepped on the ball of light and crushed it fiercely, "It's muddy! What the hell is a wolf who wants to stop and can't be soft and cute! How do you tell me to go to work! It's dangerous to even go out tomorrow! Although Chi Mu is dead, but he may be wheeled every minute on the road, is he still human!! I don’t want to fuck anyone other than Chi Mu, hey... let me say something else!?" In short Ye Lan was so frightened by the reward that fell from the sky that she was incoherent.

The light ball wanted to fly out, but it was a pity that Ye Lan stepped on it, but he has an unyielding ball soul! "It will take effect immediately!" Ye Lan grabbed the light ball angrily and directly pushed her ass up.

"It's not over yet! Because the progress of the main task is too slow, the system decided that the next task is to warm Chi Mu's bed!" The ball of light turned into a shy pink in an instant, and Xiao Lanlan's butt was so fleshy and soft that she could sit on it Comfortable, I want to spray nosebleeds to celebrate!

Ye Lan vomited blood and died... KO.

So the next morning, Ye Lan, who just got out of the bed, exuded "Virgos come to me, come to me" all over her body, cried and called the team leader at the top of her voice. "Team leader, help!" Now even the ball of light is rubbing against him pinkly, he is going to be angry!

The group leader, who was venting his anger with a bunch of nerds in the office, slapped the table and almost fell into the brazier, "Xiao Lanlan, what's wrong with you? Who bullied you?! Where are you in the grass now?" The team leader flew over immediately! The team leader will take you to the hospital for an examination later, don't worry about the child, even if his father is a beast or a few beasts, it is not his fault!"

"Team leader... I was not punished..." Ye Lan continued to speak with a black face.

The team leader finally let go of his anxious heart, "Oh, that kid's father is a beast, it doesn't matter, I believe Director Chi will not despise you."

"Leader, I'm a man and I can't give birth to monkeys. I just have a cold and I need to take time off to rest at home!" Ye Lan let out a long sigh of relief. Emma finally spoke out. Is the team leader crazy because he wants to hug his grandson?

"Even if you don't give birth to monkeys, Director Chi won't dislike you," the team leader triumphantly winked at Chi Mu, who was criticizing the otaku next to him for burning too much smoke, "Director Chi, are you right?"

Chi Mu was annoyed by the pile of ashes in front of him. He didn't even hear what the team leader said just now. He was so disgusted by the team leader's winking eyes that he hummed perfunctorily, and continued to instruct a group of nerds next to him how to burn things so that there would be no smoke. Non stick pan...

"Xiao Lanlan, did you hear that, Director Chi won't mind these things! Rest well at home if you catch a cold, I wish you and Director Chi an early birth and a better life than Nanshan! I'll continue burning ashes, Xiao Lanlan What!" The team leader said that the supervisor is the supervisor, and burning something is different from others, so we should seize this rare learning opportunity!By the way, take a few photos for Xiao Lanlan to see things and think about others!

"Bai..." Ye Lan hung up before finishing her sentence, thinking of Chi Mu's "hmm", Ye Lan suddenly became red all of a sudden!Why do you say such misleading things!I don't mind if I can't give birth to monkeys... Could it be that I am looking forward to something from the young master, but does the young master mind? !Ye Lan buried her face in the quilt with smoke coming from her head...

As a result, when the phone rang, Ye Lan saw that it was a few photos sent by the team leader on WeChat, and clicked on it... Chi Mu gently burned the side face of the keyboard, and after burning the keyboard, his teeth were exposed... The brilliant fire reflected Chi Mu's usually annoying face is instantly warm as spring...

The ball of light came out of the quilt with a whimper, Emma, ​​just now, she had a good time rubbing against Xiao Lanlan, but Xiao Lanlan suddenly felt hot all over, just like a volcanic eruption!Guangqiu thought of the smoke coming from the top of his head when his daughter-in-law became a mother-in-law and her mother-in-law was angry, so she hurried up and howled very aggrieved, "Mom! Son...we will work hard!"

Ye Lan felt that he needed to be alone for a while...

Wait a minute!Ye Lan jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, and the spring light fell all over the ground. Today, I must complete the task of warming the bed given by the light ball!Otherwise, the little daisy may become a sunflower!But...how to warm the bed...

A quarter of an hour later, although the ball of light was covered in pink, it restrained the behavior of rubbing against Ye Lan's body. The whole ball was puffed up, floating high in the sky, condescendingly facing Ye Lan who was lying on Chi Mu's huge bed. Ye Lan expressed her dissatisfaction, "You are cheating!!"

Ye Lan, who didn't even wear clothes and was wrapped in her own quilt just now, was afraid of being caught in the elevator and climbed the second floor from the safe passage to Chi Mu's house. Ye Lan threw her own quilt aside and rolled on the bed wrapped in Chi Mu's pink quilt. One circle turned into a taco, and a head with messy hair emerged from the quilt, "You said that the task is to warm Chi Mu's bed! Now, what's wrong with the young master and Chi Mu's beds?! "

The ball of light couldn't help but fly a little closer to Ye Lan, "You, you, you are opportunistic, even if you complete the experience, it won't increase!" After speaking, he couldn't help rubbing against Ye Lan's sloppy hair... ...Good Star Lake...

Ye Lan grabbed the ball of light and decided to use it with affection and reason, "Anyway, there are cheating rewards for having more experience, and besides, since Chi Mu is at work now, how can you keep warm as you want! Hehe!" It’s OK for Mu to wipe out the evidence and run back to his home before returning home from work haha!Chi Mu, a cheapskate, didn't let the critically ill young master sleep in his bed last time!This time, I need to get enough sleep!snort!

So Ye Lan hugged the pink ball of light and soon fell asleep.

Chi Mu, who didn't know that he had been "bed-warmed", just supervised a group of homeboys and burned all Yan Jingran's things, and then got the news from the team leader that Ye Lan asked for sick leave. Wasn't the little rabbit alive and kicking yesterday? ?Chi Mu remembered the last time he caught a cold...do you want him to visit this time?

The author has something to say: Chapter V can’t be displayed even after it’s sent out, and I’m the one who edited it again...