Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

【Cherish life, stay away from male second】

Although the target has changed, Ye Lan still couldn't help but be mad at Chi Mu's mood, who made Chi Mu come here every day to eat and warm his bed at night!As the saying goes, it's okay to let the young master be a cow or a horse, but you have to give the young master grass first!The counterattack has not been successful yet, and the rabbit still needs to work hard. Ye Lan firmly believes that a person who doesn't want to be an attacker is not a good programmer, and he is not a true love if he is a black fan!

On weekends, Ye Lan responded to the call of her parents and went home on time to play mahjong. As soon as she entered the door, Ye Lan was just about to call her seven aunts, eight aunts, and fourth uncles for a round, when she heard an alarm in her mind, "The target appears, the target appears!" Lan burst into sweat, the target could not be one of her seven aunts, eight aunts and four uncles!If it's black, even playing mahjong can make you lose without any pants left!

Ye Lan was suddenly full of a sense of crisis, and looked at her seven aunts and eight aunts, only to find a strange face, Ye Lan's eyelids twitched, the small antenna above her head instantly had a premonition, and the light ball lazily A voice sounded in my mind, "Second target person: Li Xiaohai. Virgo male, height 180 by visual measurement just now, weight heavier than you by visual measurement, freshman student in Qing Dynasty, handsome boy with sunshine!"

It just so happened that the sunny and handsome boy stood up and stretched out his hand to Ye Lan in a particularly sunny manner, "It's the first time we meet, my name is Li Xiaohai, and I'm also in Tsinghua University, good seniors!" A big baggy black sweater, single eyelids, fair skin, high bridge of nose, looks like a mixed race at first glance, and he smiles cleanly, even with two small dimples.

Ye Lan shook hands with the beautiful boy very generously, "Thank you for bringing me back to the beautiful and youthful student days..." She secretly complained in her heart that she was taller than him when she was a freshman, and children nowadays are all poisoned by hormones generation!Even the sea dares to laugh, you are not afraid of the tsunami!There is also the light ball, tell the young master that you must belong to the Appearance Association!Why are you looking for someone who is tall and handsome? The young master is under a lot of pressure!

Guangqiu snorted, this ball is not an appearance association, this ball only looks at the face!

Ye Lan expressed her despair in this face-seeking world. Not long after she was desperate, she was dragged to the mahjong table by her fourth uncle. The fourth uncle held Ye Lan in one hand and Li Xiaohai in the other, "Erye, this is the nephew of the fourth uncle. Ye Yan is no longer the fourth uncle who specially brought you here to play mahjong, you two should get to know each other well, Xiao Hai, you have to take good care of Erye, it just so happens that you are still at the same school, although Erye is now at work, but this kid was confused since he was a child and grows up I haven't seen you well..."

After speaking, he solemnly placed Ye Lan's paw in Li Xiaohai's hand, Li Xiaohai showed a obedient smile, and squeezed Ye Lan's paw, "Got it, I will take good care of Brother Ye!"

Fourth Uncle patted Li Xiaohai's shoulder very relievedly, "You don't have to be so polite, just call Erye! You must remember to give me a card later!" Fourth Uncle and Li Xiaohai smiled at each other, full of tacit understanding.

Ye Lan withdrew her paw to shuffle the cards, always feeling uncomfortable with the pinched paw, she squinted at Li Xiaohai who was opposite, shook hands as soon as she came up, and agreed that Virgos hate physical contact, noble and glamorous!And fourth uncle, are you a bit too aboveboard for being cheating?

In the end, with the help of Li Xiaohai, the fourth uncle won and won again, and Ye Lan almost lost even his pants. Ye Lan ran to papa Ye's side with tears in his eyes, "Daddy, fourth uncle and Li Xiaohai are going to grow old together!" Thousands! I won all my wages to buy drinks!!"

Papa Ye calmly took the rice from Mama Ye from under the table, his eyes lit up and he drank it angrily: "It's mushy!" Mama Ye gave her admiring eyes, "Husband, you are awesome!"

Father Ye looked at Ye Lan with hatred for being weak, "Where's my big fat grandson?"

Ye Lan frowned, thinking of himself as a Gong who was working hard, and then thinking of Daye who went to the United States to chase someone, he almost knelt down to Ye's father, his son is not filial, dad compares you to wanting to hold a grandson, it may be a matter of the next life up!

Ye Lan hurriedly picked up her little underpants and went back to her table with enthusiasm. Looking at the cooperation between the fourth uncle and Li Xiaohai, Ye Lan's face was paralyzed with disdain. This fits perfectly with her parents Comparing it, it pales in comparison and is full of loopholes, and the third aunt who wants nine tubes, why stuff him with three tubes all day long!Aunt San, do you want the whole world to know that you have contracted all three? !

At the end of the show, the fourth uncle still had a conscience, and left Ye Lan a whole body. Ye Lan pulled the clothes she had just put on, and comforted herself very painfully. Life is like a gamble, either the winner or the loser, the main point Everyone who gambles with you is so shameless!

Ye Lan looked at Li Xiaohai, who was dimpled with laughter, holding on to his car keys with a dark face, really shameless!

Li Xiaohai thinks that Ye Lan is like a small animal with fried fur. Although it is the first time we meet today, it is really interesting to see Ye Lan deflated, especially when he lost money playing mahjong just now, he is like a small animal. The rabbit clings to his carrot tightly, as if others are particularly rare carrots.

Li Xiaohai turned the car keys of Ye Lan's Bumblebee, and smiled knowingly at Ye Lan, "Erye, do you want me to drive you home?"

"Send Ni coal, that's obviously my car!" Ye Lan's eyes widened with anger and she was very dissatisfied.

"But you lost to me just now." Li Xiaohai pressed the key, and the bumblebee not far away quickly responded.Li Xiaohai showed two dimples proudly, "Get in the car."

"No! Hmph!" Ye Lan turned her head and left. She said she would pay back the money, but she still used her own bumblebee to pay off the debt. How shameless!Ah Huang!Papa I'm sorry, Papa will redeem you tomorrow! (Bumblebee: There is a papa who is not good at playing mahjong and is really drunk.)

"I can't get there." Li Xiaohai shrugged and prepared to receive the latest spoils, but just as he got into the driver's seat and was about to drive, he saw a figure flickering, and Ye Lan quickly opened the car door, got into the passenger seat, and put the safety After the belt was buckled, Ye Lan turned her head and showed her big white teeth to Li Xiaohai, who was in the fog, "Ziyun Community Tenth Building, I'm in trouble."

With an expression of "Are you an idiot?", Li Xiaohai glanced at Ye Lan who had suddenly changed his mind. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the car flew out.

Ye Lan's eyes widened and she grabbed the car door, watching the scenery around her retreat quickly, almost bursting into tears, brother, although there are not many cars on this road at night, the speed limit is 80 yards, why do you have to take Brother Fei!I was photographed and deducted my points!Ye Lan closed her eyes in despair, ready to retake the driver's license test.If it wasn't for walking a few steps just now, the ball of light jumped out and said that he was going to get close to the target to complete the task, and the young master wouldn't get in the car even if he was killed!

Ye Lan closed her eyes tightly and was dizzy from being dragged all the way. She felt that the car came to a slow stop. What's the matter?Ye Lan opened her eyes in doubt, and saw the car parked by the side of the road, outside the car window was the endless beach and the sea sparkling under the moonlight...

Ye Lan turned around and rushed towards Li Xiaohai, grabbed Li Xiaohai's sweater and shook it, "This is Ziyun District!! Why did you bring me to the beach in the east of the city in the middle of the night?! From poetry to life Philosophy, let's have a good chat!"

Li Xiaohai's baggy sweater was pulled wide open by Ye Lan, Li Xiaohai showed his white shoulders, his expression of "you rascal" turned off, and he flicked his bangs very calmly, "I'm lost."

"You don't know how to turn on the navigation when you get lost! You, you, don't get out of the car! It's fine to get out of the car and you leave the key! Come back to me!" Ye Lan followed Li Xiaohai out of the car, looking at him without tears. Li Xiaohai put his hands together, like a bird man, he blended into the embrace of the beach and the sea in the night, and he didn't forget to press the key to lock the car... Illegal parking requires a ticket!Li Xiaohai, come back and let's have a good chat...TT

Ye Lan felt tired and didn't love her, so she was going to send a text message to report to the big boss who was waiting for him to go back to warm the bed, but when she took out her pocket, it was empty. Where's the phone? !Just when something was lit in the car, Ye Lan quickly leaned over the car window to see that her mobile phone was on on the seat, it probably fell out when she was shaking left and right while racing just now... At this time, the only caller was... Emma Yelan turned around and ran towards the beach, "Where are you, Li Xiaohai! Return the key to the young master!" If the big boss didn't answer the call, he would almost kneel down!

Chi Mu is in Ye Lan's room. Ye Lan has given him her spare key. It's fine if I don't eat the little rabbit's cooking tonight. I have called three times but no one answered, saying that the matter will not happen again Called, and glanced at the phone, it was almost eleven o'clock, why hasn't the little brat come back yet?What about warming the bed?Could it be that something happened?

Chi Mu frowned and turned around to tidy up Ye Lan's house. Suddenly, his body shook. Why did he feel like he was tidying up the house at home, a little daughter-in-law who was worried about dying when her husband didn't come back late? !Chi Mu was struck by his own thoughts, his face turned black and embarrassing.

Ye Lan, who finally found someone on the vast beach here, followed the instructions of the light ball and directly buried Li Xiaohai. He was very puzzled and went up and stepped on it. Li Xiaohai was not angry, and dragged Ye Lan hard as soon as he came out of the sand. After receiving the baptism of the sea again and again, the two of them were completely soaked, and there was still a salty sea taste in their mouths.

Ye Lan was so tired that she panted like a dog lying on the beach imagining that she was a jellyfish that was washed ashore, and then Li Xiaohai took the opportunity to retaliate and buried her. She was covered in sand and could not get up if she lay on the ground. She was about to collapse, and was dragged and dragged by Li Xiaohai to the back seat of the car. As soon as Ye Lan lay down, her eyelids became heavy, and regardless of the water and sand all over her body, she fell asleep in a short while.

Li Xiaohai dusted his whole body outside the car, patted the sticky sand before he got into the car, took off his wet sweater, started the car with his upper body naked, turned on the heater, and looked back One glance at Ye Lan who was sleeping and thinking, couldn't help laughing, even the two dimples were extremely charming, took his own sweater and wiped off all the sand on Ye Lan's face and hair, pinched Ye Lan's flesh I thought to myself, although he is an old man who is two years older than himself, he still looks quite young.

Li Xiaohai turned his head and saw Ye Lan's cell phone on the passenger seat, reached out and took it over to see three missed calls and several text messages, all from "calm little Huya", couldn't help complaining, this note Are you kidding me? !He conveniently entered his phone number, noted a "serious little dimple", reached out and put the phone under Ye Lan's face, stepped on the accelerator and drove, this time it was very stable.

The author has something to say: oh, oh, the second male lead finally appeared! ! !

Thinking of the romantic night between the male lead and Erye on the beach, I can’t help feeling a little excited~~

Yesterday, Wa went for a minor operation—laser mole spotting...

Although my mole is very small, it is unbearable to form a triangle exactly on my face...

So... Now there are two blood pits on my face...

I'm in a bad mood [not happy]

Yes, shoot the three mines of Mengmeng Tiezhu~~~