Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

【When a son grows up, he can't be his father, but when he has a daughter-in-law, he forgets his mother】

The joy at the table, Ye Lan smiled and accepted all kinds of gifts from the seven aunts, eight aunts and four uncles. There were too many gifts to pile up.Everyone was in good spirits, Li Xiaohai was as obedient as a quail in front of a group of elders, except that he always came over to drink with a smile on his face.

Ye Lan drank a few more glasses of fruit juice in a very principled manner. The atmosphere was so good, and she blushed and smirked as if she was drunk. Listening to everyone talking about it, Dad Ye said that he also saw a cow recently. Flying in the sky, luck is really good!As soon as I heard it, I knew that I would definitely not be caught playing mahjong tonight!

Play mahjong!Ye Lan looked down at the phone and saw that it was almost eight o'clock, and she said that she would go home before Chi Mu's overtime work ended. Ye Lan was agitated, seeing her father who was already preparing to play mahjong and falteringly applying, "Old Dad, I won't stay here to play mahjong today."

"How can I do that? How can I not play mahjong on my birthday?! Besides, what if you leave and there is a table with three missing one?!" Father Ye blew his beard and stared, and his face was slapped after drinking too much, "Don't you want to go back to accompany the children? His mother?"

"There are no children, so the mother of the child..." Ye Lan looked helpless, can her father's brain circuit stop jumping like this!

Ye Ma's eyes lit up when she heard this, "It means that the child's mother has a child?!"

"Mom... are you sure this is not a wrong sentence?" Ye Lan was busy packing a lot of presents and preparing to go back, "I really have something to do today... I, I, I have to go back to work overtime! Besides, I have to go to work tomorrow and today can't be too late .”

"Erye is really promising! When will our kid learn from you!" The fourth uncle patted Ye Lan's small shoulder with relief and almost slapped Ye Lan to vomit blood, and helped Ye Lan speak, "Old man Ye, you are also drunk, so go get a rest earlier."

"That's right, Dad, what if you get caught cheating today if you're drunk! Fourth Uncle, you still understand me!" Ye Lan looked at Fourth Uncle with piercing eyes.

"Hey, I know, I know everything! I'm not drunk, I'm afraid I won't be able to perform at my highest level if I cheat later~~" The fourth uncle has always been straightforward.

Hearing Uncle Fourth's words, Father Ye felt that it made sense. He turned his head and glared at Ye Lan, then walked upstairs unsteadily, shaking his head while walking, "Hey, my son is too old to be a father!"

Ye Ma followed her up the stairs precariously, "Hey, I forgot my mother when I have a daughter-in-law!"

Ye Lan had the urge to kneel down and yell "Your child is not filial!" with a black line on his face.

But finally I can go back and fall into Marshal Chi's arms!Ye Languang was very happy when he thought about it, and moved all the gifts to the car with a smirk. Just as he was about to leave, he saw the fourth uncle staggering over with Li Xiaohai, "Erye, you are leaving! Take Xiao Hai with you Ah, you two should get along well in the future, there will inevitably be some friction under the same roof, just don't slap your face!"

"Fourth Uncle, what are you talking about?! What do you mean bring him up? What do you mean under the same roof?" Ye Lan hurriedly rolled out of the car, looking at Li Xiaohai, who was wearing a bag and smiling brightly, always felt that the wind and rain were ready. Something bad is coming!

The fourth uncle tilted her head in doubt, "Huh? Didn't I say that Xiao Hai would stay with you for a few days during the meal just now?!"

"Not at all!!" Ye Lan suddenly felt a pain in the ass, why did Li Xiaohai live in his house!In fact, I already made up my mind last time!

"Ahaha, look at my memory." The fourth uncle patted his head and pulled Ye Lan's paw with a smile, "Erye, Xiao Hai's dormitory has been flooded recently. I originally wanted to give Xiao Hai a house, but this child Just be honest, keep refusing, really very sensible, said that thinking of staying with you for a few days, I know you well, it won’t be too much trouble, it’s just close to the school, besides, you are his senior and you can teach him Homework~~"

"When did the school flood..." Ye Lan curled her lips, she couldn't help roaring, there hasn't even been a drop of rain these days, can you talk a little more nonsense!Besides, they really don't know each other well!

Li Xiaohai had already thrown his bag into the car very naturally, and shrugged innocently at Ye Lan, "My roommate bought a waterbed and went back to the dormitory, but after sleeping all night, the water leaked out."

Can't you sleep well on a wooden bed? !How big is a water bed for flooding? !In fact, you pierced it on purpose!You don’t need to contract fish ponds to raise fish behind closed doors, can you believe it? !But the fourth uncle treats her well and can't refuse... Ye Lan resisted the urge to beat someone up, and blinked at the red-faced fourth uncle: "Fourth uncle, I now find that I have a nervous breakdown when I live with someone... ...How about giving the house next to my school to Li Xiaohai?!"

"Don't be so troublesome." Li Xiaohai brightened his dimples at Ye Lanliang, and cast an electric eye pointingly, "It doesn't mean that you have a nervous breakdown or something when you live with someone, I remember the last time I..."

Ye Lan quickly rushed up and covered Li Xiaohai's mouth, and stepped on Li Xiaohai's foot fiercely, ignoring the muffled sound, Ye Lan quickly put Li Xiaohai into the car, and once the car door was closed, Ye Lan leaned out of the car window and shouted at the fourth uncle , "Fourth Uncle, I will take him away right away, you go back to rest early, good night!"

Li Xiaohai stretched his neck and howled at the fourth uncle outside, not daring to show weakness, "Uncle, let me tell you! Last time I went..."

As soon as Ye Lan stepped on the accelerator, the hornet "buzzed" and flew away, leaving the fourth uncle sighing with satisfaction, "It's so wonderful to be young..."

While driving the car, Ye Lan did not forget to cast a vicious glance at Li Xiaohai next to him. Li Xiaohai fastened his seat belt leisurely, and raised his chin at Ye Lan in a funny way: "So fierce, do you want to kill people and hide corpses?"

"Then divide it into pieces, burn them into ashes and throw them into the sea!" Ye Lan answered the words through gritted teeth, thinking that Li Xiaohai would move to her own house in the next few days, it would be so painful, she couldn't help turning her head and roaring, "Li Xiaohai, what do you want to do?" Well?!"

"Concentrate on driving." Li Xiaohai pinched Ye Lan's chin and straightened Ye Lan's face, "The appearance of fried hair is so cute."

Ye Lan was about to vomit blood, her face was sulking and she didn't want to care about anyone, her mind was in a mess, and she ran a red light when she was distracted...

Seeing the red light passing by in front of him, Ye Lan let out a long sigh, and was about to be deducted points again. Li Xiaohai looked at Ye Lan with a disheveled face and stopped teasing him. very long.

Ye Lan parked the Bumblebee in the garage, and piled a bunch of presents on her body in a fit of anger, but one of them crashed and dropped another cart. Li Xiaohai couldn't stand it anymore and stretched out his arms to take the presents. For the most part, he swayed in front of Ye Lan, who was holding his mouth and looking depressed, "Don't look like you want to slaughter the village, I will leave after a few days, and I have to worry about my own safety when I live with you. Do you want to go? buy insurance or something."

"If you want to buy it, I will buy it!" Ye Lan grabbed the remaining presents and followed behind, "Let's say yes, you can live here, but you can't talk about the last time with the fourth uncle..." Ye Lan and Li Xiaohai together Standing and waiting for the elevator seemed a bit lacking in confidence.

"What happened last time?? Is it the fucking child's business?" Li Xiaohai successfully caught Ye Lan's eyes, and immediately smiled like a flower, trembling with the pile of presents in his arms. , "If the fourth uncle and the others find out that the child's mother is a boy, it will definitely be a new round of world war, tsk tsk tsk."

Ye Lan really wanted to throw the gift at Li Xiaohai, but just as she was about to start a rant, Li Xiaohai stopped her with a word, "Don't say yes, cook for me!"

"Don't push yourself!" Ye Lan walked into the elevator angrily...

"Will you give it... give it, give it?" Li Xiaohai chased after him, saying that Erye's cooking is really delicious, even carrots!I was moved and cried!

He really doesn't understand the world of foodies!He doesn't understand!Ye Lan was almost disgusted by Li Xiaohai's coquettishness, and she told herself heartily that it was only a few days... a few days... just bear it, and it's over, bear it and let it go!

Even though he was unwilling to do so, but it was in someone's hands, and the house was given to him by his fourth uncle, Ye Lan still let Li Xiaohai into the house. After seeing that Marshal Chi was not around, he hurriedly tidied up and went upstairs.Ye Lan put the presents away in the living room, when she heard the light ball in her head ding-dong, "Today's task is here~~~ First pour a glass of water and practice your hand humming!"

Ye Lan was almost moved to tears, Guangqiu, you are so obedient today that you didn't come out to make trouble during the meal... Ahhh, bah bah, you came out to release a mission, and this mission really won my heart! !Ye Lan glanced at Li Xiaohai who was looking around among some unwrapped presents, grabbed the cup on the table and splashed Li Xiaohai's face accurately...

Li Xiaohai wiped a handful of water, and looked at Ye Lan in surprise, his hair was wet like a quail accidentally fell into the soup, and the water droplets slid down his neck into the large sweater...extra sexy.

Ye Lan held the cup motionless, and said guiltyly, "hands slippery..." The weather in November made the ceramic cup a bit cold to hold in her hands... Looking at the wet Li Xiaohai, listening to the rattling in her mind He felt a little sorry for the voice of the experience upgrade...

Li Xiaohai got up quickly and took off his coat and sweater, wiped his neck and face with the sweater very coolly, looked at Ye Lan with a silly smile on his face, approached Ye Lan and shook his hair a few times, successfully shaking Ye Lan A face full of water...

The corner of Ye Lan's mouth twitched, wiped off the drops of water on her face and a few strands of flowing hair, resisted the urge to paste her paws on it, and looked at the shining flesh in front of her eyes. Sure enough, this guy is an exhibitionist!Just now, he was really sorry to lose his wool!

Li Xiaohai quickly picked up an unknown object from a pile of unpacked gift boxes that he had studied for a long time, waved it in front of Ye Lan's eyes, and asked very curiously, "Do you like to wear this?" By the way, he said meaningfully I glanced down, and there are two small dimples attached, saying that I saw similar ones last time I came.

"You're the one who likes it! All of you in the dormitory like it!" Ye Lan couldn't help but cover her face as she looked at the thin, almost transparent lace fabric in Li Xiaohan's hands, they were all those rotten houses in the programming department!I even sent him a text message on the way, and the things Emma sent made me blush just thinking about it, and my heartbeat couldn't hold back, okay? !

Humming a song with a gift box in hand, Chi Mu just came back and planned to surprise Ye Lan at Ye Lan's house. As soon as Chi Mu opened the door... he saw that the bird man was shirtless, and he was holding a pair of almost transparent lace panties. Wretched, his own little rabbit covered his face shyly with red ears, Chi Mu put away his smirking little tiger teeth, and snapped the key with a snap of his hand.

The author has something to say: I counted carefully when writing three missing one

Seventh Aunt + Eighth Aunt + Fourth Uncle + Li Xiaohai + Ye Papa Ye Mama + Little Rabbit, 20 people make up five tables of mahjong!

Will the category of gathering crowds for gambling be taken away?hum

And Wa really doesn't know what Li Xiaohai should call him fourth uncle...

Shoot the mines of Yuyou and the yawning cat to the sun!

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