Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

【The whole world is black, I wash white, everyone is drunk and I am drunk too】

It was almost noon, and Ye Lan was sleeping on Chi Mu's bed, because Ye Lan's bed was too horrible yesterday, so Chi Mu hurriedly put on a pajamas, wrapped Ye Lan in a quilt, and was very afraid of being bumped into , went straight to the second floor from the safety stairs and went home like a secret, one black and one white two rabbits, although Chi Mu fed some cauliflower before going out, but now it's lunch time, and the short legs can't jump for the time being Chi Mu's bed, looking at Ye Lan who was sleeping soundly on the bed, was very hungry.

As a foodie with a big appetite, the little white rabbit was already so hungry that he almost gnawed on his fur. The little black rabbit patted the little white rabbit on the head with its front legs, and probably found that it was impossible for the human beings who were playing hooligans to wake up to feed them yesterday. So, the little black rabbit hopped vigorously towards the kitchen, the little white rabbit followed in a ignorant way, and when he got to the kitchen, the black rabbit fell into deep thought... and the cauliflower that Chi Mu hadn't finished feeding in the morning was in the cabinet above.

"Kang ji ku ku ku ku ku chi..." Ye Lan, who was lying on the bed, trembled all over, and was woken up by the sound of a house being demolished outside the bedroom... What's the matter?Ye Lan opened her eyes with difficulty, turned over and was about to continue sleeping, when there was another "bang 嘡嘡" sound outside...

Is it still letting people sleep well? !Do you dare to make more noise? !Ye Lan lifted the quilt extremely angrily, and immediately knelt down with an "Ouch" as soon as she got out of bed... Ye Lan rubbed her waist and scolded Chi Mu a hundred times in her heart, yesterday was really... Ye Languang blushed when he thought of it, the point is still He took the initiative, he took the initiative!Forget it, don't mention the past, maybe take the initiative and focus on it?

There was another bang bang sound outside, Ye Lan got up from the ground with tears streaming down her face, leaned on the wall and went out angrily, followed the sound to the kitchen, and saw the baby just born yesterday... Ah bah, it was just The little white rabbit I recognized was running around anxiously on the kitchen floor. Seeing Ye Lan coming with his eyes on fire and smoke coming from his head, he shivered in fright and shrank into a ball, but he didn't run away. The stainless steel basin is inseparable.

Ye Lan pinched the white rabbit's ears in disgust, "You said you are a rabbit, why are you less courageous than a mouse? Mice know how to fight cats now!" Ye Lan rubbed his hands and kept shaking Ah, trembling white dumpling, just thinking about that fat little black one, the upside-down stainless steel basin at his feet was pushed up halfway again, Ye Lan was startled and saw the stainless steel basin when he lifted it up. Black gnocchi sitting in a pile of cauliflower petals...

The little white rabbit stared wide-eyed with red eyes, avoiding Ye Lan's claws, kicked its hind legs and stuck to the black rabbit, rubbed its long, fluffy ears, and then plunged into the cauliflower for a while. He has a posture of not coming out until he finishes eating, and his short white tail is still shaking.

As for the cauliflower that was finally caught, the stainless steel basin was pulled down by a hand, and then unfortunately was caught, and Xiao Hei, who was finally rescued after bouncing around for a long time, was eating the cauliflower in his mouth very calmly and quickly. in stomach.

"Come on, two foodies." Ye Lan kept poking this one and then the other with a finger. As a very irresponsible father, he finally remembered that he hadn't named the two foodies. Ye Lan looked at them carefully. Looking at the little black rabbit's unaffected little black face, and the two rabbit teeth with extremely high fighting power, he stretched out his hand to hold the little black rabbit's nose, "Why don't you call you... Dumb? Then call your wife Dobby?! Just listen The name matches the face!"

The black rabbit spit out the cauliflower domineeringly, and gnawed on Ye Lan's finger on his nose...

"Aw!" Ye Lan wailed, these days rabbits still bite people and bite them to death, why don't you imitate your daughter-in-law's pure natural and pollution-free little crystal clear figure!Is it necessary to be so dark as a rabbit? !Ye Lan pinched the black rabbit's ears tentatively, "Why don't I call you Xiao Hei?!"

The two rabbit teeth of the black rabbit clenched even tighter, Ye Lan wanted to cry but had no tears, if Chi Mu knew about being bullied by a rabbit, he would definitely laugh off the little tiger teeth!Ye Lan's eyes lit up, "Why don't I call you Mu Mu?"

The black rabbit let go of Ye Lan's hand in contempt and continued to eat cauliflower...

Ye Lan looked at the two shallow rabbit teeth marks on his fingers, and thought that being bitten by a rabbit should not be used to treat rabies, not to mention that it was his fault for the name Dambi.If the black rabbit is called Mu Mu, then the foodie little white rabbit is called Ye Ye? !

Ye Lan was stunned by her own thoughts, what is the matter with this terrible sense of substitution!And Ye Ye sounds like grandpa!His grandfather is in good health, so he can't be passed on from generation to generation!Ye Lan poked the little white rabbit's tail, the little white rabbit's center of gravity was unstable, and it fell down and gnawed on the vegetables, its buttocks turned upside down, the little tail kept shaking, and it still didn't stop chewing the vegetables leaves. Ye Lan let out a sinister smile, "I'll call you a mouse!" After saying that, he got up and left, not intending to be caught by the black rabbit to take revenge...

Speaking of yesterday's incident, I haven't settled the score with the light ball!Ye Lan thought about it angrily, and the ball of light had already flashed in the living room, and the colorful light almost blinded Ye Lan's eyes, "Deng Deng Deng~~~ Target character [-]'s strategy level has reached [-]%, congratulations on successfully completing the task~ ~~ Sprinkle flowers!"

"Wait a minute?" Ye Lan narrowed her eyes and looked at the twitching ball that kept circling in the living room, "Why is it [-]% already? Didn't I fail to complete your broken task yesterday, and I was punished shamelessly!"

The ball of light stopped in front of Ye Lan, and the whole ball was swollen with anger, "Yesterday's punishment is so shameless! Didn't you enjoy it too! Be gentle... Awwah, bastard, don't..." The light ball began to disgust people with its incomparably strange voice.

Ye Lan was cooked immediately, and her whole body looked like a well-ripe spicy shrimp, with one paw sticking to the light ball, "You're still eavesdropping! I, I, and I didn't say that!! Anyway, it's shameless punishment!"

"Yo yo yo, what is it called spicy? It's hard to listen to this ball~~~ Could it be called anger?" The light ball easily passed Ye Lan's paw and circled around Ye Lan, "Since you don't like ...The chrysanthemum pain or punishment, which one do you choose?!"

"Uh..." Ye Lan looked up at the sky, it was really a difficult choice, "Of course... wait a minute, don't change the subject for me! Why did the strategy succeed, I obviously didn't force Virgo to death! "The speed of the ball of light slowed down instantly...

To kill a Virgo, do you still need a physical promise? !After what happened yesterday, it was [-]% complete. Emma is sure she is not a cheap Virgo? !Or...it looks like helping Chi Mu overcome his cleanliness? !

A flash of inspiration flashed in Ye Lan's mind, and Ye Lan couldn't help thinking that before the light ball gave him a soft and cute physique and asked him to warm Chi Mu's bed, poured red wine and ended up going home with him, although it was voluntary to go to Chi Mu's house... I wanted to sabotage my birthday present and ended up sleeping in the hotel all night. Chi Mu tidied up my clothes at work every time. Before that, I had to feed coffee mouth to mouth. If it worked, it would definitely be a kiss, okay? !

The result of each mission is to develop in a more and more ambiguous direction... Thinking about it this way is like increasing his contact and relationship with Chi Mu?Every time you make some progress, you will gain experience, right? !

A pair of Yan Jingran's scumbag side missions, either grabbing jobs or causing sabotage, that's the real hacker!

Comparing with Li Xiaohai's task... let him send him home, bury the sand on the beach, and his cleanliness obsession with no physical contact makes him keep leaning up!The lonely man and the widow were in the same room, and he was asked to splash water on people, causing Li Xiaohai to take off his clothes!In the end, it was outrageous to leave Li Xiaohai behind and kick Chi Mu away!Emma wrote, isn't it the rhythm of cheating and falling in love? !

What's more, Goldfinger, which has a mysterious attraction to Virgos, is inherently weird. The more Ye Lan thinks about it, the more he feels something is wrong. After having Goldfinger, first a passer-by Virgo will protect him, and then Yan Jingran, a scumbag, will spend every minute. Curved, Gu Liren knelt down to him every month and confessed that he is now his diehard fan... He had doubted for a while whether Chi Mu liked him because of Goldfinger.

The most unbearable thing is that the reward of long rabbit ears is simply cute, especially the soft and easy to overthrow this kind of physique has no morals at all... He doesn't even bother to complain about the final punishment, how many more punishments or rewards like this This time probably he really couldn't get out of bed.

Then if the progress of these missions is within the plan of the ball of light...if the rewards and punishments are considered as mission assists...

Ye Lan seemed to understand a little bit. Looking at the ball of light that seemed to be a guilty conscience and probably wanted to escape, Ye Lan flew forward and finally threw the ball of light on the ground. A trick came, "Tell me! Does every target character Xiaoye need that to complete a [-]% strategy! How dare you say that Xiaoye promises not to kill you!"

"Hey, that's a good idea." The ball of light, which was held in Ye Lan's arms, echoed, but was beaten up by Ye Lan. Based on the fact that he is a mighty and domineering system that will not be hurt by mere little people, the ball of light is still very good. Se, "hehehe, let me tell you, don't you want to be so unruly in your thinking, why don't you focus on 1V11 for ten thousand years~~"

"Who is out of morals! Then what do you want to do?!" Ye Lan continued to beat the ball of light without letting go, trying to knock out a pancake.The two rabbits, who had just come out of the kitchen to prepare a meal and take a walk after dinner, were frightened by the extremely violent scene, so they jumped up and down and prepared to go back and eat a piece of cauliflower to calm down.

"Damn Virgo~~~" Guangqiu snorted, "Does it mean that you think this ball will tell you the true face of this ball is the Virgo whitewashing system? Don't be so naive~~~"

Ye Lan's waving fist stopped instantly, "Huh? What the hell is the Virgo Whitewashing System?"

The ball of light bumped its head against the ground, as expected, staying with stupid humans for a long time will lower your IQ! TT

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