Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Young and small leave home and the boss returns, where is the promised child? ! 】

Ye Lan received the company's internship notice that the three-month trial period will officially start next Monday when she was in class the next day, and she was so excited with the light ball.

The ball of light flew out as soon as Ye Lan opened the door, bouncing back and forth on the sofa: "Sure enough, the gold finger is very useful!" Recently, the ball of light loves red the most. When it moves, it looks like a fireball. Mr. Ye Lan Worrying about waking up one day and turning into a kebab... no, it's a grilled rib, I'm really envious.

"It's so rare for a stupid Virgo to realize my wit, okay?" Ye Lan expressed her resolute refusal to recognize Goldfinger, hmph, just because of this crappy finger, that scumbag Yan Jingran suddenly treated her... up?Ye Lan still remembers what happened yesterday very clearly... What Yan Jingran said...

No, he was thinking of a woolen yarn!Yan Jingran must be a straight man!Otherwise, what about the girl who claimed to be Yan Jingran's girlfriend when she called him before rebirth...Ye Lan shook her head and successfully knocked herself out, telling herself to forget about it...What if the effect of the golden finger is too big? Yes, Nima's picture is so beautiful that he dare not look at it!

"Get up, get up, the sun is coming out, the moon is coming out, the Martians are coming out, la la la~ la la la~", the strange phone ringing drew someone back with a big brain, Ye Lan hurriedly picked it up, I heard Ye Yan's gentle and comfortable voice: "Erye, how about going home this weekend, you haven't been back for a long time."

Ye Lan listened to the phone in a daze for a moment, remembering the last time she met Ye Yan before rebirth, because Ye Yan insisted on sending him to study abroad and leave Yan Jingran, the two brothers quarreled like enemies.

Ye Lan couldn't forget that when she left in a fit of anger, Ye Yan's eyes were bloodshot from his anger, her usual composure was gone, her hands were tightly gripping the corner of the table, she couldn't say a word, she stood gasping for breath...

Thinking of myself at this time, I had agreed to Yan Jingran’s confession before, so I was always sticking to Yan Jingran, and after I was reborn, I was planning to resist foreign enemies with the light ball every day, or it was a civil war, so counting fingers, the time is connected It's been three weeks since I've been home.It's been a long time... huh?

"Ye Lan? Are you listening? Don't want to come back? Don't want brother?" Ye Yan on the other end of the phone found that he hadn't gotten a response from his second master, that is, his brother Ye Lan who was four years behind him, and couldn't help being a little puzzled. Is this the legendary younger brother who doesn't want to stay? !The follower who was walking around clutching his coat hanger three weeks ago, and now you don't miss him? !I feel so sad all of a sudden!

Ye Lan listened to Ye Yan's deep voice on the phone...with a little grievance?In an instant, the image of the owner who was abandoned by the pet appeared... Really, it's very emotional, but why is the young master a pet! ?Ye Lan replied with black lines all over her face: "It just so happens that I don't have class tomorrow, so I can just go back home...you go home for dinner, I just have something to tell you." It feels like I haven't seen my dad for a long time.

Ye Yan's ears pricked up when he heard this!Erye has something to announce to him and his parents, what's going on?Is there anything they don't know that needs to be specifically announced? !Ye Yan's brain was wide open in an instant, and after a while, he said tremblingly: "Erye, have you got a girlfriend? Didn't your parents (and me, to add) not allow you to fall in love early?"

"It's OK to be in a junior year?" Ye Lan was really speechless, but she obviously missed the point... As a result, the light ball next to her was stunned when she heard her girlfriend, and she couldn't control her strength. It flew, and then shot directly into the bedroom with a bang, and heard a "snap", it was over, the glass smashed.

"You can't give me a little peace of mind! Such a big ball is bouncing around like a wool!" Ye Lan stroked her forehead depressed, and saw the ball of light dazed and replaced by a pink and cute face...

Ye Lan took a look inside and the bedroom floor was already wet, and the bed sheets were wet too!So I hurriedly shouted to Ye Yan: "Brother, I, I, I have something to hang up here first! See you tomorrow, okay!" After hanging up the phone, I packed up... By the way, I gave the light ball a vicious look: "Here, my little one." Go face the wall!" The ball of light turned blue and pretended to squat in the corner of the wall crying.

"Wait for the ball..." Ye Yan was going crazy when he heard the beeping sound of hanging up from the other end of the phone!Ye Lan just hung up his phone? !Sounds like a ball!Tomorrow we have dinner together and we have to announce something... A third year with a girlfriend is not called puppy love... A ball is going to be thrown around...

Ye Yan seemed to have found some clues, and suddenly slapped the table. Could it be that Erye really found a girlfriend and was pregnant with the ball?Running with the ball?Could it be that they are cohabiting now?Soon he's going to be a father... No... What's the name of Dad's brother?

Ye Yan was under pressure, what happened in the past three weeks? !The little rabbits in his family are about to give birth to a litter of stupid rabbits all of a sudden? !Ye Yan came out of the office with a dark face, and the lively little assistant came over with a whiff: "President, President, are you going home?"

Ye Yan smiled softly: "No, I am going to announce that I will work overtime today."

Xiao Huihui: "..." Today, the president's smile is even more gentle than before... TT.TT

Because of Ye Yan's god-like brain hole, when Ye Lan came home the next day, she found that the seven aunts, eight aunts, and four uncles in the family were already sitting in a row, and the atmosphere was quite serious. Ye Lan tilted her head and muttered in her heart Could it be that today I played mahjong together and lost to my mother again?

Seeing her elder brother standing up and walking towards her, Ye Lan's nose was a little sour, and his elder brother was still handsome... Since he was a child, he was trained as his father's successor, so he is more versatile than himself. And he has an older brother lying in front of him, so he lives an unusually stress-free life...

People in the family always ask for my brother seriously, but they dote on him in every possible way. Sometimes Ye Lan feels that she even takes away all the care and love that my brother deserves, but my brother still likes it very much. I love myself very much... Because of Yan Jingran, this scumbag made my brother worry about him again and again, was rejected by him, and then became angry, disappointed and sad... Ye Lan felt that the self before rebirth was really terrible.

Thinking about long time no see, Ye Lan looked at Ye Yan with a silly smile: "Brother, I'm back, I miss you so much."

Ye Yan's face became more tense when he heard Ye Lan's words. His younger brother usually called him uncle, but this time he obediently called him "brother" instead of saying anything, and even smirked and said he missed himself. It seems that the situation is worse than imagined The middle one was more serious... Although he had prepared for the worst, he still had to vomit three liters of blood every minute.Looking at his little rabbit, Ye Yan tried his best to calm down his turbulent mood: "What name are you going to name the child?"

"Huh? Kid... son?" Ye Lan's jaw was about to drop. Isn't this kind of conversation really the thick lines when the newlyweds were so happy that Takako scratched his head and looked through the dictionary together?Brother, did you take the wrong script? !

At this time, Mother Ye, who had been holding her breath in the seat, couldn't bear it any longer, and came over to tease her eldest son: "Don't be so euphemistic," Mother Ye sternly sternly said to Ye Lan, "Son! , tell mom honestly, there are still a few months before mom can hold her grandson, you don’t have to worry too much about the name, your dad and I already thought about it last night, but is it a boy or a girl?”

Ye Lan's jaw was about to drop to the ground...Why can't he understand human speech after rebirth? !

Finally, Father Ye, who had been silent all this time, coughed a few times on the seat, and said the most reliable words so far: "You two don't scare him like this, Erye, the child's mother, character doesn't matter, as long as it's beautiful." The crowd watched There was a loud applause from the crowd to show their incomparable approval. What a true statement!

"..." Ye Lan felt that her eyes were about to fall to the ground. At this time, Ye Yan pushed Ye Lan: "Go, say everything you want to announce, no matter what, brother will always support you."

Ye Lan watched her elder brother almost burst into tears, it was so rare to understand a sentence and almost thought that she was really a rabbit spirit, it was so touching!

Ye Lan withdrew her grateful eyes and took a few steps forward. Under the strong anticipation of everyone who was about to break through the sky and sail into the universe, she finally bravely expressed her decision: "From next week, I will I am going to work at Tianchen International, and I will rent a house next to the company first."

"Next week...Ale?" Papa Ye was rarely unhappy with his youngest son, "Who cares about whether you go to work or not, the important thing is the child?"

"Yes, yes, where is the child? Where is the mother of the child?" The eyes of the onlookers were as bright as the Milky Way.

Ye Lan scratched his head speechlessly: "The child and the child's mother haven't been born yet... What the hell are you doing?" He probably seemed to understand the current situation a little bit, "A group of people gathered here because they thought I was going to bring a girlfriend Go home, it’s too nonsense, I want to take the boyfriend I want to take with me... Uh, I’m just joking hehehehe.”

The raging gossip ignited by a group of people was extinguished just like that. Forget about having dinner and playing mahjong to have fun. It just so happens that I have made a lot of money recently and don’t know where to spend it... Fourth Uncle warmly greeted Ye Lan Waving: "Erye is going to Tianchen International, right? The fourth uncle next door has a vacant house. Let's move in there tomorrow. We, Erye, really can earn money to buy drinks when we grow up. Your brother learns from you!" I am so proud!

Ye Lan was unable to caress her forehead... suddenly felt so tired, she would never love again... TT.TT