Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

【You are my milk tea, I am your Yida】

"Happy birthday to Big Boss Chi! Shoubi Nanshan! Cheers! Yay!" It was rare for a group of people to show their teeth and claws in front of Chi Mu. The little classmate, Chi Mu also shook his two little canine teeth. After a round of wishing life, he also drank a lot. The whole person was very relaxed, and he looked much more amiable than usual.

"Come, come, let me welcome some newcomers from our department again~~" Ye Lan, who was drawing circles on the side, heard the welcome speech that she had said countless times, and hurriedly prepared to find an excuse to hide, In the end, he was caught within a few steps, and a group of frenzied seniors surrounded him with wine glasses...

Looking at the gleaming wine glasses filled with various liquids, Ye Lan felt like crying without tears... The young master is almost unable to stand still, and if he drinks like this, he will be thrown dead on the street!

Ye Lan was opening her watery eyes with a pitiful look, and when she was planning to show off her cuteness to make her death less miserable, suddenly a tall and strong figure stood in front of Ye Lan, and Ye Lan looked at the last time in astonishment. The fighter carrying the clothes hanger for the interview helped him drink all the wine... bro!Your image in the young master's mind is three meters in an instant!By the way, brother's name?

Gu Liren (the real name of the brother who carried the shelf) blushed slightly, and after helping Ye Lan drink countless glasses of wine, he suddenly snatched a freshly opened bottle of beer handed over by someone, and poured it with foam With such a move in front of Ye Lan, he shouted very proudly: "Ye Lan! I like you! If we men say we like men, we won't like women! If we say we like you, we won't like your whole family! So stay with me! "

The originally noisy box fell silent for an instant... Ye Lan was already petrified, brother, where did you come from!Brother, tell me who you are first!Brother, you are too drunk!Brother, why don't you come out and scare people when you're drunk!

Chi Mu sat upright on his seat and raised his eyebrows. He was shaken with the wine in his hand, revealing two small canine teeth, with an expression of seeing a good show... But Chi Mu took a look at Gu Liren, who was already blushing. , when will the trial period end?

And Yan Jingran, who wanted to come over to help Ye Lan block the wine just now but didn't squeeze in, frowned slightly, put down his glass and wanted to go to make a rescue, but was blocked by the excited seniors...

After being stunned for a few seconds, the seniors reacted like chicken blood, "Xiao Lanlan has been confessed!! Together! Together!" I don't know who started it, anyway, the single senior Wang Everyone responded one after another, regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, our little Lanlan looks good no matter what! The voice of "together" is louder and louder...

Ye Lan was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to do. She was surrounded by everyone, and she didn't know if it was because she had drunk too much alcohol. Ye Lan said in a panic: "Brother, are you drunk?!"

Unexpectedly, Gu Liren was even more excited by Ye Lan's question. He always felt that Ye Lan had responded to his confession, so his voice became more passionate: "Yes! I get drunk every day when I look at you! Xiao Lanlan , if you promise to be with me, drink up this glass of wine! I will keep you in a honey pot every day!" He said and raised the half bottle of beer that had been shaken, Then he knelt down straight to Ye Lan!

Ye Lan saw such a tall man kneel down to him!Not kneeling on one knee but on both knees!Brother, dare you not cut my life like this!You have to soak the young master in a honey jar!How scary is the slimy one? It's not formalin! …Looking at the dangling beer bottle in front of her, Ye Lan was unable to support her forehead, "Brother, can I change what you like about me?"

Gu Liren simply threw himself down at Ye Lan's feet and yelled domineeringly: "I like you and don't like me! Change it!"

Change your shit!Find fault with you!Ye Lan snatched the beer bottle from Gu Liren's hand, wanting to smash it directly on that swarthy head... Wait, what did the young master do just now? !

The seniors watching saw Ye Lan take Gu Liren's beer bottle, thinking that Ye Lan was going to drink it and agreed, and they all became very excited as if they had successfully confessed their love: "Drink! Drink! Drink! Together! Marry! Marry! . . . "

Gu Liren, who was on the ground, realized that the bottle in his hand was in Ye Lan's hand... and cried out excitedly, looking at Ye Lan with tears and snot in his nose: "Lan Lan, I will definitely put you I'm afraid it will melt in your mouth! You are my milk tea! I am your Yida!"

Ye Lan watched the man with tears and snot all over his face take a few steps back, and when he wanted to throw the bottle away, he suddenly took the bottle in Ye Lan's hand with one hand...

"Snatch a kiss! Gu Liren, you sell really well! Who do you choose between Xiao Lanlan and the big boss Chi!...Fuck, big boss!" The booing senior grew up and didn't close his mouth for a long time.

The enthusiastic onlookers saw that the one who had taken the bottle was Chi Da BOSS, who instantly woke up halfway from the wine... It's over, it's over, the birthday party of the big BOSS has been directly turned into a proposal scene, and it's still full of affection!A senior stretched out his foot and kicked Gu Liren, who was rolling on the ground, in an attempt to awaken the little conscience left in him, but unfortunately failed... So the only thing left in the audience was Gu Liren howling because of the sudden happiness...

Chi Mu raised his hand and glanced at his watch, "It's already 9:48, where are we going next? By the way, did I remind everyone that all departments will be inspected tomorrow?" Chi Mu tilted his head innocently.

Check all departments!All the people present are petrochemical, and the inspection of the whole department means that all attendance records, work summaries, archives, performance evaluations, monthly and quarterly annual reports, planning plans, etc., will be randomly checked again!Maybe I will sample a few videos to investigate!Is the end coming? !Maybe the summary just passed today will be returned tomorrow!The plan is about to be rewritten!The software will be reprogrammed and redone!

The seniors are completely restless...

"Director Chi, I think it's getting late. Old people like us are not as energetic as you young people, so I'll go back and rest..."

"Team leader, in fact, when young people like us are growing up, we should take a good rest. I'll go back with you. See you tomorrow, Big Boss."

...After a while, everyone ran away, and even Gu Liren, who was immersed in the excitement and couldn't extricate himself, was carried away by several seniors together...Except for Ye Lan who was still standing there stupidly and dizzy...Ye Lan said that if it weren't for the mission, the young master would definitely run faster than the rabbit!

I don't know when, Chi Mu, who was happily showing his two small canine teeth, has turned into a black face. Seeing that Ye Lan who has not left is about to speak, the dizzy Ye Lan snatches the white: " I, I, I wasn't confessed on purpose! I was forced! I didn't intend to agree to him! I snatched the bottle just now just to..."Smash him to death...

"Does it have something to do with me?" Seeing Ye Lan's face flushed and her head up, her black eyes full of drunkenness, her pouting mouth very attractive... Chi Mu's face turned darker, " Are you going or not?"

It was rare that Ye Lan could still remember her mission when she was so drunk, she looked at Chi Mu with drunken eyes and shook her head firmly!

"Then I'm leaving. Remember to hand in your rewritten report tomorrow." Chi Mu picked up the briefcase on the chair, turned around neatly, and was about to leave.

"Hey..." Seeing that Chi Mu was about to leave, Ye Lan became anxious. She hadn't given him what she had made for a long time!The task has not been completed yet, so I grabbed my backpack and wanted to go together, but after standing for a long time just now, my legs were too numb due to the stimulation, so I just fell on the ground, and I didn't forget to reach out and grab Chi Mu's pants... Eh?What seems wrong?

Chi Mu held up his trousers tightly, watching Ye Lan's hands wet with alcohol tugging at his trouser legs, a tic-tac-toe popped out on his head, but luckily the belt was fastened so tightly that he almost pulled his trousers off!Chi Mu flicked his legs, and his deep voice showed traces of anger: "Let go."

Ye Lan's grip tightened even more, just as the numbness in her legs had eased, she stood up holding Chi Mu's leg... Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan's wet white and tender paws from his legs Move it up to your waist...it's crazy! "Are you going or not?!"

"Don't go... Ah! Go... I want to go with you! Wherever you go, I will go! I can't be separated from you for the time being... Go!" After Ye Lan was mercilessly pulled away by Chi Mu's hand, He tightened Chi Mu's clothes again, for fear that Chi Mu would just run away by himself...

Chi Mu was unable to support his forehead, what does it mean to be temporarily unable to separate from him... Looking at Ye Lan who was holding him tightly, Chi Mu resisted his temper that was about to explode: "I will ask you a question at the end..."

"Loved!" Ye Lan snatched the white very proudly, showing a mouthful of big white teeth, squinting her eyes and seeing the little stars twinkling inside.

Chi Mu was taken aback by Ye Lan's sudden "loved", looked at Ye Lan who had a stern face and suddenly smiled, showing two small canine teeth, he had to shake his head helplessly, took Ye Lan's backpack and dragged it like a bug Ye Lan walked upstairs to the hotel... He didn't know why he suddenly didn't want to curse.

Finally sticking to Ye Lan, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked around happily, looking at the rows of hotel doors, wondering: "Aren't you going home?"

"Who's going to drive after drinking? The hotel gave me a room when I booked a box. I'll go back and change my clothes tomorrow." Chi Mu opened the door with his key card, dragging Ye Lan who was still hanging on him. Going in...it's unbelievable that he endured a drunken alcoholic hanging on him for so long...

Chi Mu threw Ye Lan on the ground, and said, "I'm going to take a shower." He hurried into the bathroom, leaving Ye Lan sitting on the ground looking at the ceiling of the hotel room with his head tilted. What's the mission? ?