Are you wearing long pants?

The incident of 'watching a healing film turned out to be pornographic/film' left a very deep psychological shadow on Zuo Buyan, and he didn't even want to return the news of Pei Ye.But he couldn't help being soft-hearted, and as soon as Pei Ye said something nice, he couldn't help reconciling with Pei Ye.

Zuo Buyan comforted himself, it was his fault first, he used ghost movies to scare Pei Ye first, there is nothing wrong with Pei Ye coming back, for the sake of Pei Ye's self-esteem, he hid it humanely, his mother also saw Pei Ye's recommendation video about it.

Li Shu and Zuo Buyan had different reasons for not sleeping in the middle of the night, but their biological clocks coincided strangely. After two days of darkness, day and night turned upside down, Xie Kang came to pick up Zuo Buyan to go to school on the weekend, and saw that they both had the same style of black The eye circles, and Zuo Buyan's unique decoration - a big blue and black bag, mercilessly scolded the two who were facing the wall thinking about it.

After being scolded heartily, Zuo Buyan honestly got into Xie Kang's car.

While driving, Xie Kang looked at the bag on Zuo Buyan's head through the rearview mirror.Zuo Buyan was flustered by his sight, and after struggling with his seat belt for a while, he still chose to speak: "Uncle Xie, be careful."

Weak and helpless.

Xie Kang squinted at him, his refined temperament was gone, his face was cold and hard: "You told me to pay attention to safety, why didn't you pay attention to safety?"

Zuo Buyan pursed his lips: "I'm sorry Uncle Xie, I made you worry, I will definitely pay attention in the future."

"Your body is your own, you should take good care of it."

Zuo Buyan nodded obediently.

Seeing his well-behaved and pitiful appearance, Xie Kang couldn't continue, but just told him to pay attention to safety.

The atmosphere between the two gradually improved, Zuo Buyan and Xie Kang chatted with each other.

With a sound of ding dong, Xie Kang received a new message on his mobile phone. It was a voice message, and he directly asked the voice assistant to play it.

"Honey, little boy hasn't eaten breakfast yet, you remember to take him to eat something before sending him to school, love you~"

The air froze for a second, Xie Kang raised his eyebrows: "Breakfast?"

Zuo Buyan just wanted to shrink himself up.

Mom, save me!

Xie Kang sneered: "No, I thought you were a good boy and you would take good care of your mother, but in the end, you were taken away by your mother. What time is it, and you haven't had breakfast yet?"

Zuo Buyan said nothing, irrefutable, but Xie Kang didn't let him go, and continued to ask: "Huh? What time is it?" It seemed that he would not change the subject unless he reported the exact time.

Silently glanced at the screen, Zuo Buyan whispered, "Five five."

"You said a little less. It should be [-]:[-] in the afternoon. It's time for dinner. You mother and son haven't had breakfast yet! I won't talk about your mother, she has always been like this, and you are still growing Do you know how much it hurts the stomach if you don't eat on time if you disrupt your normal work and rest?"

At this time, Zuo Buyan felt in danger, he suddenly remembered the trick his mother taught him to deal with Uncle Xie, try it, in case it works.

Zuo Buyan lowered his eyes and curled his mouth downwards, looking more pitiful than before, with a low voice that almost had 'I'm sorry' engraved on his face: "Uncle Xie, I have never talked to my mother before. We lived together, so I was so excited that I couldn't sleep, I was afraid that my mother would disappear when I fell asleep, and accidentally stay up late when I was awake, I promise, it will not be like this in the future."

Xie Kang gripped the steering wheel hard, and he sighed.A child who is underage, reveals his desire for family affection and mother's love without any concealment, what else can he say for reproach.

"Oh, you mother and son, you really know how to handle me. Don't do this in the future. You and your mother supervise each other and work regularly. If you make a mistake again, I won't let you two off so easily."

Zuo Buyan descended the ladder, very well-behaved.

Afraid of Zuo Buyan's stomach indigestion, Xie Kang took him to the porridge and side dishes for dinner, went to the fruit shop to buy some fruits after dinner, and took Zuo Buyan to the school gate.

Xie Kang handed the fruit to Zuo Buyan: "Eat well, pay attention to safety, the living expenses have been forwarded to you, please contact me if you need anything."

Zuo Buyan clenched the plastic bag tightly, and showed a toothy smile: "Okay, uncle thank you bye."

Zuo Buyan stood where he was until the shadow of the car disappeared.

He thought, it would be great if Uncle Xie was his father.

Zuo Buyan went back to the dormitory to put things first, the door of the dormitory aunt's small room on the first floor was blocked, a group of seventeen or eighteen year old boys crossed their shoulders and looked inside, laughing and playing, their spirits high.

Is this something exciting?Zuo Buyan stood on tiptoe to objectively evaluate whether his height can see through a group of 1.8-meter-high tall people. Obviously, he couldn't see it. Let's go back to the dormitory honestly, and I will go to the evening self-study later. .

Before he could turn around, he was suddenly stared at by a pair of eyes from a group of people, and the familiar clear and bright young man's voice rang out: "Zuo Buyan! Here!"

Because of the crowd, Pei Ye didn't dare to call Little Swan, but called Zuo Buyan by his full name.

Hearing someone call his name, Zuo Buyan almost thought he heard it wrong, but the vigorously waving hands in the crowd told him that he heard it right, he pursed the corners of his mouth and turned his eyes brighter.

Pei Ye is asking him to watch the excitement.Pei Ye was in the very inner position, and now he had a reason to squeeze in. He ran over quickly, with a schoolbag on his back, and a baseball cap on his head to cover the big bag on his forehead.Seeing Zuo Buyan passing by, the people around were still talking, but they all tacitly gave way to Zuo Buyan.

He looked so cute, like a primary school student who came home with a schoolbag after school. Pei Ye reached out and touched his hat: "I prepared a gift for you."

Pei Ye's voice was excited, and Zuo Buyan was looking forward to the upcoming gift. He smiled shyly, and the upturned corner of his mouth revealed his good mood: "What gift?"

Pei Ye led him to look in one direction: "Dangdangdangdang~"

Zuo Buyan was so shocked that he was almost speechless, he couldn't believe that this big item was a gift from Pei Ye: "Is this for me?"

Pei Ye nodded proudly: "Of course, you can sit on it and see if it fits. I specially bought the one with the largest capacity. The merchant said that even adults weighing two hundred catties can sit on it."

The image of a naive little tiger rocks the car. The space in the middle is enough for an adult. There is an electronic display screen and a small steering wheel in front of the seat. There is a long handle at the rear of the car. If Zuo Buyan did not guess wrong, This handle can be used to push.

He obviously couldn't believe that such a childlike rocking car was given to him, and he asked again in disbelief: "Is this really for me? Isn't it the toy car of the housekeeper's granddaughter?"

After all, the little girl is looking at the car with bright eyes at the moment, with desire written all over her face.

Pei Ye couldn't wait any longer, half pushed and half hugged the blushing Zuo Buyan into the car.

Zuo Buyan sat upright, with his hands on his knees, more like a kindergarten child than a little girl. Amidst the booing of the crowd, Pei Ye manipulated a remote control in his hand and asked, "Are you ready?"

Zuo Buyan nodded in shame and anticipation.

Pei Ye smiled brightly and pressed a switch.The little tiger's big eyes suddenly lit up, colorful, and slowly, it even started to move, rocking back and forth, just like the coin-operated rocking car that is loved by children at the entrance of the mall.

There were boys watching the excitement around and said with a smile: "Pei Ye, what about the most classic function?"

Pei Yezhi understood, and pressed another switch, and the electronic screen of the little tiger lit up, with rows of large characters floating across it, and music played at the same time.

"What's Dad's dad's name? Dad's dad's name is Grandpa..."

There was another burst of laughter around, everyone was not malicious, they were just reacting to seeing the novelty, but this did not prevent Zuo Buyan from blushing completely.

Sitting on the little tiger, holding the steering wheel, listening to "Family Song", dreaming back to childhood.Although Zuo Buyan had never ridden a coin-operated cart when he was a child, on the way home from school, when he saw children sitting on it, he would always fantasize about how proud he would be if he sat on it.

Pei Ye saw that he was blushing but did not show resistance, and felt even more proud: "Let me tell you, this rocking car can not only play songs and shake in place, but it can also be controlled by remote control to go around."

The music was too loud, Zuo Buyan saw Pei Ye's mouth moving, but didn't hear what he said: "Huh?"

Looking at Zuo Buyan's doubtful face, Pei Ye also realized something, turned off the music, and said what he just said again.A sports student who has a good relationship with Pei Ye immediately jumped up when he heard this, and grabbed the remote control: "Let me try!"

Pei Ye immediately pressed the sports student's hand that was about to move, and told Zuo Buyan: "Hold the steering wheel steady!"

Zuo Buyan grasped the steering wheel tightly and signaled with his eyes that he was ready.

The sports student manipulated the switch, and Zuo Buyan was carried around the house by the little tiger, wheezing, and the speed was quite fast. There were other people around who wanted to play, but Pei Ye refused: "If you want to go home and play the remote control car, My car has just been charged for a while, and it is about to go on strike."

After all, Pei Ye bought the car, and he couldn't play it hard. Everyone slowly left with regret.

At this moment, Zuo Buyan's phone vibrated, and it was Li Shu who made a video call to him.

Without earphones, Zuo Buyan was hesitating whether to connect or not. Pei Ye saw that he was struggling, so he booed at the few remaining boys who were going out, and then helped him press the answer button to turn on the speakerphone. After doing everything, flash Out of the camera, Li Shu on the phone called Zuo Buyan with a smile: "Little boy, have you finished dinner yet?"

As soon as Li Shu's voice came out, the boys who hadn't finished walking around stood still for an instant, clenched their fists excitedly, and their mouths were both: female!female!

It was the first time for Zuo Buyan to receive a video under the crowd watching, he was a little embarrassed: "It's time to eat, now I'm in the dormitory."

Hearing this, Li Shu cheered up: "Is your roommate here? Show mom that classmate Xiao Huang/Pian!"

Zuo Buyan's hands were so embarrassing that he heated up, and it was too late to turn off the hands-free now. He glanced at Pei Ye with a distorted expression, and bit the bullet to turn the phone in Pei Ye's direction for a second.

Li Shu exclaimed: "Wow~"

The rest of the silent boys reacted, and then started screaming. For a moment, it was very lively.

After experiencing the social death of watching porn/movies with his mother, Zuo Buyan now has only one thought: the way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the sky spare.

The author has something to say: Zuo Buyan: quack quack

Pei Ye: Woohoo, where is my face?