Are you wearing long pants?

The movements of the four people stopped at the same time, and they looked at each other in blank dismay. How could they be so unlucky?

The person who transmitted the sound through the loudspeaker was too swearing, making Zuo Buyan wonder if he had installed a camera in the dormitory, and glanced at the door, almost scaring Zuo Buyan so much that he couldn't hold the cup steadily.

There was a human face stuck to the glass on the top of the dormitory door, and the gleam in his eyes could still be seen clearly after a long distance. This scene was too horrifying.

This guy looks familiar.

Take another look, isn't this an old acquaintance?

Zuo Buyan remembered, isn't this person the dean who caught the fight in the stairwell before?It was the first time for Zuo Buyan to encounter such a situation, and he didn't know what to do, so he asked Pei Ye and the others: "Go and open the door?"

Pei Ye calmly said, "Go ahead, I'll go."

Pei Ye opened the door with a calm expression. He wanted to turn around and leave, but when he saw the dean standing on the bench and supporting his beer belly and didn't know how to get down, he kindly hugged the dean off the stool.

The other three people: dumbfounded!This weird cp feeling.

The dean coughed, and straightened his clothes with a loudspeaker: "Don't try to please me, I won't punish you."

Lin Lin muttered in a low voice, "Shameless."

Zuo Buyan patted his hand to calm his emotions.

The dean walked straight towards the iron pot and asked loudly: "You cook in the dormitory? Do you know that electrical appliances are not allowed in the school? Where did you plug in the electricity? If you connect the line without authorization, you will be expelled immediately!"

Pei Ye said, "Are you okay?": "Teacher, take a closer look. This is not an electrical appliance, nor is it plugged in."

Pei Ye opened the upper container, revealing a pile of heating packs soaked in water below: "I use self-heating packs to cook."

The dean raised his brows: "What's wrong with the heating pack? Is there no danger if it's not plugged in? Look at your pile. If it explodes, can you be responsible?"

"Didn't it explode?"

"It's okay if it doesn't explode? Have you ever learned an idiom called "prevention before it happens? You still talk to me!"

Pei Ye can't be allowed to speak anymore, otherwise the dean will explode, Zuo Buyan interjected in the spare time: "Teacher, we know we made a mistake, and we won't do it next time."

He apologized with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye, imitating Pei Ye's trick of "apologize sincerely regardless of the reason" when facing Luo Cheng, and he didn't know if another teacher would work.

The dean's words were still a bit aggressive, but softer than before: "Why do you still use it when you know it's wrong?"

Zuo Buyan continued: "We only know that the school regulations say that electrical appliances are not allowed in the dormitory, but we don't know that heating packs are not allowed. Many convenience foods now have heating packs in them. We think it is relatively safe."

The dean snorted, didn't say a word, didn't know if he believed it or not, his eyes wandered around the interior of the dormitory, and when he stared at the door, he strode over: "What is this?"

Seeing the big tiger rocking the car being touched by the teaching director, Zuo Buyan whispered, "Toy car."

The teaching director looked here and there: "Isn't this plugged in?"

The charging service provided by the dormitory auntie is a matter of convention, but it is still a bit imaginary when facing the teacher, and I can’t say it, otherwise there will be no place to charge in the dormitory building in the future.If the whole dormitory building has no place to charge, Zuo Buyan can't imagine the consequences.

Zuo Buyan insisted: "No need to plug in, just shake it by hand."

The dean was dubious: "Is it true?"

Pei Ye walked over: "If you don't believe me, let me show you."

Then the rocking car swayed under Pei Ye's hands, swinging back and forth like a baby's cradle.

"You are all high school students, and you still ride in toy cars?"

Pei Ye was not ashamed at all: "Sit down, I have a little insomnia, and when I go home to see my little nephew sleep fast in this car, I want to try it too."

Obviously the insomniac was not Pei Ye, Zuo Buyan buried his head even lower.

The dean looked at Pei Ye with blank eyes, and Pei Ye directly moved his face closer, pointing at the bottom of his eyes: "Look, such a big dark circle under the eyes is an old insomniac."

The dean put his hands behind his back, stayed away from the rocking cart, took a look at the small shovel on the table for Xiao Wu to loosen the soil, and ran his hand across a row of Lin Lin's skin care products, and came to the conclusion: "Your dormitory is really different It's all different, it's all weird stuff."

Pei Ye: "It's a bad compliment."

The dean was shocked by his shamelessness, choked and coughed once or twice, and didn't bother to talk to him anymore: "For the sake of your better attitude of admitting mistakes, I will let you off this time, one share per person. A [-]-word review is the end of the story. It’s ten o’clock, the lights are turned off at eleven o’clock, and there’s still an hour left. If you have time, write it, and I’ll watch over you to write it.”

"Ah, there's no need." Pei Ye looked at the stew in the iron pot, and he hadn't finished eating yet.

The teaching director sat down on Pei Ye's bed: "Hurry up and write, don't talk nonsense."

Zuo Buyan tugged at Pei Ye's sleeve: "Let's write."

Write early and finish the work early, and the dean can only be sent away after the work is finished.

The four of them sat in a row, and those who didn't know it thought that dormitory 526 was so hardworking, writing hard.

After writing for a while, Pei Ye really didn't think it would work. He saw that the teaching director was holding the mobile phone, so he stood up and scooped the iron pot stew into four bowls, handed them to Zuo Buyan and they sat down in their seats one by one. , and said to Zuo Buyan who was closest to him: "Eat while it's hot, and write while eating."

The education Zuo Buyan received before was that he couldn’t finish the test papers and was not allowed to eat. When doing homework, he had to concentrate and not slack off. This was the food next to him when he was writing for the first time.

Seeing him hesitate, Pei Ye picked up a piece of potato with his chopsticks and brought it to his mouth: "Ah~"

Zuo Buyan blushed obediently and opened his mouth obediently, he was so ashamed, he snatched back the chopsticks: "I will eat by myself."

The dean didn't understand that he swiped his phone for a while, and the person who wrote the review started to eat up. He yelled through the loudspeaker: "Hurry up and write!"

Zuo Buyan was shocked by the yelling, and his ears were red. He buried his head and glanced at Pei Ye, and found that he was writing inspections with a pen in his right hand, and inserted potatoes into his mouth with chopsticks in his left hand. It was obvious that he did not miss homework when he was a child. While eating, he hesitated for a moment, and followed Pei Ye's way to operate.

Learning this matter is one of the few things Zuo Buyan is good at. Writing inspections is also a form of writing. For him, it is not much different from writing Chinese compositions. He only needs to write clearly about the reason, process, apology, and guarantee. So Although he wrote it for the first time, he was the first to complete it in the dormitory.

From the corner of his eyes, Pei Ye saw the self-criticism with elegant and elegant handwriting in front of Zuo Buyan, and he quietly walked over and said, "Copy it for me."

Usually in class, if Pei Ye asked him to take a look at Zuo Buyan, he would directly refuse. After all, studying is his own business, but today he cooperated and moved the review to Pei Ye's direction.

Pei Ye's handwriting was so promiscuous that Zuo Buyan couldn't understand it, and he only knew what he wrote after half-guessing.

The four of them finished their checks and showed them to the dean one by one. The dean's brows furrowed and relaxed, his face was like a palette. He held Pei Ye's check and sighed for a while, looked at the time, and finally said very hard. : "It's over this time, don't let me catch you doing something illegal in your dormitory next time, otherwise it won't be solved in a thousand words."

The four nodded in agreement.

The dean stood up, took the self-criticism, and patted Pei Ye on the chest with the self-criticism when passing by, showing disgust: "This is yours, right? The words are really ugly."

"Also, wipe your mouth."

Pei Ye turned his head in a daze, Zuo Buyan tapped his fingertips at the corner of his mouth, indicating that there was something near his mouth.

The dean walked to the door, paused for a second or two, turned his head and glared at Pei Ye as if he was out of breath: "I don't know how to make a bowl for me, I have no eyesight."

After finishing speaking, he strode away, and Zuo Buyan could see some annoyance from his back.

Pei Ye smiled and opened the door and said to the back: "Teacher, come back, I will fix it for you!"

The dean didn't even look back, but quickened his pace.Just a joke, if he really went back and ate Pei Ye's bowl of stew in an iron pot, he would lose all his face.

After Zuo Buyan closed the door, Lin Lin and Pei Ye burst out laughing, Lin Lin laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe: "The director is like a child, he's hungry, hahaha..."

Pei Ye took the toilet paper from Zuo Buyan, wiped his mouth and snorted, "I just said, no one can escape my exclusive and secret iron pot stew!"

Seeing his air, Zuo Buyan couldn't help laughing.

There was still some left in the pot, and Pei Ye stuffed everyone more or less according to their appetite.After eating and washing the dishes, Pei Ye asked Zhou Yu to cover the small glass on the door with the test paper.

I didn't notice this place before, I didn't expect the dean to be so cunning.

After pasting the glass, Zuo Buyan pointed there, hesitated to speak, Pei Ye raised his eyebrows: "Little Swan, what do you want to say?"

"That's your math paper."

To be precise, it should be that Peiye 66 has far more forks than Gogo's math test papers.

Lin Lin likes to watch the excitement the most. He looked at it on tiptoe, and then trembled with laughter after confirming it: "Brother Ye, let me tell you why you are always scolded by Lao Luo. With 66 points, Lao Luo saw that you can Are you not angry? Hahaha..."

Pei Ye was aggrieved and angry. He sat on the head of the big tiger with his back to the person, and it was funny to say nothing. Such a big boy is angry like a child throwing a tantrum. Knowing that he is generally angry.

Looking at it this way, Pei Ye and the big tiger really look alike. They look scary, but they are actually a big cat with plum blossom pads.

The big cat needs to smooth its fur, so Zuo Buyan walked over to shake the big tiger: "Don't be angry, you've improved now, you got 85 in the last weekly test, and you're almost passing."

Pei Ye couldn't believe that Zuo Buyan, a top student who took the 150 test, could say such words against his will. He pointed at Zuo Buyan: "You, one hundred and five, Lin Lin, one hundred and four, even Zhou Yu, More than [-] points every time."

Zuo Buyan choked: "There's no rush to study, take your time, if you don't want to see it, I'll try another newspaper."

"Forget it," Pei Ye held him back, "You are so small, what if you fall."

The scene of Pei Ye holding the dean off the bench flashed in Zuo Buyan's mind. He really wanted to refute that the dean didn't fall while standing on it, so how could he fall.For some reason, it was shameful to replace the person Pei Ye hugged his legs with himself, Zuo Buyan blushed and muttered, "Then, then I won't change it."

The author has something to say: Pei Ye: Fortunately, the dormitory status is not divided according to mathematical scores