Are you wearing long pants?

Li Shuman was angry and wanted to rush out to give a lesson to the person who rang the doorbell, Zuo Buyan put on his slippers in a panic and chased after Li Shu.The person who rings the doorbell at this point does not know whether it is a good person or a bad person. He is going to protect his mother.

Zuo Buyan's movements were a little slower, and when he rushed over, Li Shu had already angrily opened the door, fearlessly.Zuo Buyan's heart sank.

First a package of takeaways came in from outside the door, and then a woman in sexy clothes and heavy makeup jumped in: "Xiao Shu, I knew you were still awake! Look what I brought you? Your favorite barbecue! I also brought Liquor, let's go high tonight!"

Well, it really is his mother's friend. No matter how noble and glamorous he looks, he is still lively and active in his bones.

Li Shu snorted: "You came at a really good time. I almost succeeded, so you rang the doorbell."

Li Shu stretched out her hand to pick up the food, but the woman retracted the food and hugged her in her arms. She scanned Zuo Buyan's body, suddenly smiled indescribably, and winked at Li Shu: "Does this look like an adult? Don’t know? I’d better go back first, and you should be careful, don’t kill anyone, the kids still have to go to school, ouch, Li Shu! Why are you pulling my ears? I don’t have such a strong taste! Three people can’t do it... Well……"

Li Shu was so angry that he covered the woman's mouth: "Xia Cheng! What nonsense are you talking! Did you block my circle of friends again? This is my son!"

Xia Cheng, who was struggling, seemed to have been pressed the pause button. After digesting what Li Shu said, she was obviously relieved, and made a big wave, showing her charm: "You said it earlier, you scared me."

Xia Cheng was familiar with the road and changed her shoes, Li Shu pulled her ear: "You answer my question!"

"What's the problem?" Xia Cheng looked confused and did not seem to be fake.

Li Shu roared: "Did you block my circle of friends again, and didn't see the photo of me and my good son?!"

After hearing this, Xia Cheng couldn't be more angry. She took out her mobile phone and clicked into Li Shu's circle of friends in front of the two of them, pointing to the unspoken and overly beautiful face on the top: "Look for yourself, your P's Does the picture have anything to do with your son's real appearance? Snake face, copper bell eyes, and automatic beautification with lipstick and eye shadow, I thought it was your new gay honey."

Although I don't know what gay honey means, but my intuition tells Zuo Buyan that this should not be a suitable word for him.

Now the person occupying the moral high ground became Xia Cheng, and she continued to output: "If you ask me to say that women are really scary, P pictures patronize their own good looks, and don't care about the life and death of the people who take photos with them."

While talking, Xia Cheng took Zuo Buyan's arm naturally, and pulled him towards the sofa: "Oh, you are so handsome, sit down and let auntie, no, sister, let sister see for herself. By the way, What's your name~"

Although Li Shu often took him by the arm for no reason, but in the end it was his mother. Suddenly a beautiful lady appeared holding him. Zuo Buyan almost couldn't walk. dripping blood.

Not knowing whether to call her Auntie or Sister, Zuo Buyan directly omitted the address: "Zuo Buyan, those who eat and sleep don't talk."

Xia Cheng's eyes sparkled: "A good name, it suits you very well, it's very elegant."

Li Shu angrily put the barbecue on the table, and patted Xia Cheng's hand that was about to move: "Don't move, my son is underage."

"What are minors afraid of, I can wait. Hey, Li Shu, I read a news before, saying that a woman married her best friend's son, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is harmonious."

Li Shu unwrapped the barbecue package and looked at her with disbelief: "Cut, just keep your mouth shut. If your little wolf dog is here, how dare you say that? By the way, why did you come here again today? In the middle of the night Dressed here fancy? Got caught going to a bar?"

When it came to this topic, Xia Cheng's face turned pale, and she pouted: "It's not that he went to the bar and got arrested. He hangs out in the lab every day, and we haven't seen each other for a long time. Today is our wedding anniversary, so I went to experiment I watched him in the living room, and was going to wait for him to go to have a candlelight dinner after work. Who knew that he was getting close to his graduate student. When I went over, he asked me to sit and wait, and asked him what he was doing. When I heard this, I was He got angry and went home with his bag. He went home at night and didn’t say coax me, but sat in front of the computer and tapped. Clothes, and left home with bags.”

Li Shu sighed: "You have been married for several years, why are you still arguing. Sure enough, it's better not to get married, there's nothing wrong with it."

"Don't say that! If Xie Kang knew about it, he would think that I was telling you not to get married! The main reason is that our family's dead steel straight man is not like Xie Kang, who is gentle and romantic. Look at your friend He even took Xiao Buyan to eat hot pot with you, how good he is as a stepfather, are you really not letting go?"

With a gloomy face, she turned into Li Shu. She glanced at Zuo Buyan quietly, and changed the subject: "What are you talking about, eat barbecue! Come here, little boy, try this grilled pork belly, it's amazing!"

Zuo Buyan suppressed the doubts that came up again in his heart, and honestly made a background board for eating barbecue and drinking drinks, listening to the gossip of two women by the way, nodding his head from time to time to express his approval when they needed approval.

This feeling is new and warm.

Just like that, Zuo Buyan was fooled by two women into fighting landlords together after eating the barbecue. The reason was that he didn't sleep well after eating the barbecue, so he might as well stay up all night and sleep comfortably all day.

In normal times, Zuo Buyan didn't think he would be so unself-disciplined, but for some reason, as long as he was with Li Shu, he would be easily infected, with irregular work and rest, irregular diet, and completely upside down day and night.

What's more, there is no mother and child in the casino, so Li Shu and Xia Cheng actually started a group, and those who lost would send red envelopes to the group, and they didn't treat Zuo Buyan as a high school student at all.

The game of Fighting the Landlords has always been a game that gets more energetic the more you play it, not to mention it is still related to money. Although the game is not great, the feeling of winning money is really addictive.What's more, Zuo Buyan is still a person who has never had any entertainment since he was a child. Even the Landlord Fighting was taught to him by Li Shu and Xia Chengxian.

The three of them fought together for three or four hours. Various noises came from outside the window, not loud, but the sound of the city waking up awakened the three of them.As soon as Li Shu raised his head, he saw the dark circles under his eyes hanging on Zuo Buyan's face. His skin was already fair, but the dark circles under his eyes were very obvious. Li Shu was worried that he would suddenly be unable to hold back his belching.

She quickly snatched the cards from Zuo Buyan's hand and threw them on the table, her tone was a little anxious: "Little boy, go to bed, it's already dawn, staying up all night is not good for your health."

It's all her fault. Xia Cheng even forgot her surname when she came here. She originally coaxed Zuo Buyan to sleep, but she ended up coaxing her. stayed all night.

If Xie Kang found out, he would definitely have her skin peeled off.

There is a saying that what you are afraid of will happen.

Li Shu just pushed Zuo Buyan and walked two steps towards the bedroom, when there was the sound of the combination lock being unlocked at the door.

Oh, it's too late.Li Shu winked at Xia Cheng, but Xia Cheng was dizzy and didn't understand at all, but instead asked her: "What's wrong? Your facial muscles are stiff after staying up all night? It seems that you are really old, haha... "

Xia Cheng was halfway through laughing when she suddenly felt her vest go cold.

When she heard the movement and looked towards the door, it was a startled voice.

Xie Kang came with her little wolf dog, opened the door and walked in without saying a word.

Her little wolf dog's face was drooping, and he was wearing a suit. If she saw this at ordinary times, she would definitely rush up and take off her clothes without saying a word, but this time the timing was wrong, and she had no other thoughts at all, just wanted to escape.

After all, there was no escape, and Xia Cheng was carried away by the gloomy little wolf dog.

Li Shu and Zuo Buyan were left to face the cold Xie Kang.

Although Xie Kang was angry last week, his face was not so ugly. Today, he didn't even bother to control his expression. It seemed that he was really angry.Li Shu was worried, and secretly scolded Xie Cheng in his heart. It was really bad when he came here. Not only was he caught straight, but he didn't tell himself, he just said all night, and there was no room for relaxation.

Xie Kang didn't speak from the beginning to the end, but just stared at the two with cold eyes, one at a time, so that neither of them dared to move.

When Zuo Buyan and Li Shu were both stiff, Xie Kang said: "You two go to bed first."

The implication is that after waking up, come to Qiuhou to settle accounts.

Li Shu is an experienced person, after hearing this, he gave an ugly smile and pushed Zuo Buyan to the bedroom, and whispered as he walked: "It doesn't matter, go to sleep first, if you die, you have to be a sleepy ghost. "

I was very worried about Xie Kang and felt very guilty, but I couldn't bear the power of the after-effects of the night, Zuo Buyan lay on the bed, closed his eyes and fell asleep after a while.

When I woke up, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, and it was time for dinner.This day was turned upside down, Zuo Buyan didn't eat anything except the barbecue at four o'clock in the morning, and now he woke up and his stomach was awake.

In the living room where he went out, Xie Kang was wearing an apron, walking between the kitchen and the dining room. Seeing him waking up, Xie Kang had a soft expression on his face: "Sit down, dinner is just ready and ready to eat." gone."

Zuo Buyan didn't dare to sit down, he ran to the kitchen and followed Xie Kang like a little tail, step by step, rushing to take the bowls and chopsticks from Xie Kang's hand.

Xie Kang didn't give it to him, but just asked: "Don't say anything, do you still remember what I said when I sent you to school last week?"

Zuo Buyan bowed his head in shame: "Remember, pay attention to safety and take good care of mom."

Xie Kang asked: "Then did you do it?"

"No," Zuo Buyan was so ashamed that his face burned, "I was wrong, Uncle Xie, I really won't do it in the future, I will take good care of my mother, supervise her to go to bed early, and cook for her."

With his sincere assurance, Xie Kang smiled again, handed him the bowls and chopsticks in his hand, and patted him on the shoulder with free hands: "Man, you must do what you say. Now, let's go eat. "

After the meal, Xie Kang called the two mother and son to the sofa to prepare, and threw out two documents.

The author has something to say: Zuo Buyan: My mother is poisonous!The longer I slept with her, the later I got scolded more and more.