Are you wearing long pants?

After tossing around for so long in the early morning, Zuo Buyan lay in bed and fell asleep for a second. He woke up at nine o'clock. He washed up and was ready to go to the kitchen to make some breakfast. As soon as he walked into the living room, he ran into Li Shu who opened the door quietly.

Li Shu closed the door and turned to see him. He subconsciously jumped, and after the dance Lima tightened his collar, covering his neck tightly.The two people who were nervous and shy, looked at each other, and the air was filled with embarrassment.

Although Zuo Buyan doesn't understand it very well, he has a good intuition, and he can probably make up for it by seeing Li Shu's reaction.Zuo Buyan spoke first: "Mom, I want to make breakfast, do you want it?"

"No, no, don't eat," Li Shu shrank his neck and walked towards the room, "Don't tell Uncle Xie about the fact that I didn't go home last night!"

Zuo Buyan had a puzzled face: "Huh?" You didn't go home last night, didn't you just stay at Uncle Xie's house?Still need to hide it from Uncle Xie?

From Li Shu's point of view, Zuo Buyan is struggling with the bottom line of morality at the moment. She uses her eyes to force Zuo Buyan: "Am I your mother or is he your mother? Should you listen to me or him?"

Subconsciously, he wanted to listen to Uncle Xie, and his desire to survive made him choose to listen to Li Shu at this moment.

"Listen to mom."

Li Shu smiled reassuringly: "That's right, this is my mother's good son, anyway, don't tell you Uncle Xie that I went out last night."

Zuo Buyan nodded obediently: "Oh."

After Li Shu ran back to the room, Zuo Buyan picked up the phone full of doubts and asked Xie Kang what happened.

Xie Kang came up with a series of hahahahaha first, and then gave Zuo Buyan an explanation.

Xie Kang: "Because I didn't take her home last night, but went to the hotel to get a room. When she woke up, there was no one around her, and she was disheveled. She must have thought that she had done something sorry to me."

This is the legendary, I green myself?

Zuo Buyan rubbed his blushing face, and chose to express his worries: "Uncle Xie, will this be bad, in case my mother finds out someday..."

Xie Kang was not worried at all: "Heaven knows, you know, I know, if you don't tell me, I don't tell you, how would she know?"

The reason seems to be this reason?

Xie Kang comforted her for two rounds: "Don't worry, don't say anything, I didn't act like a stranger to do anything to her, I just watched her for a few hours last night."

Zuo Buyan's face was about to burn, if he threw an egg on it, it would be cooked in seconds.Uncle Xie, what's going on!Talking so evocative.

In the end, Zuo Buyan still chose to follow in Xie Kang's footsteps. He didn't want to cause problems with himself, and let Uncle Xie's long-term preparation come to naught.Zuo Buyan pretended that he didn't know anything, and went to make a meal for himself.

After breakfast, Zuo Buyan went out alone to the supermarket in the community to buy ingredients. It has been a week since he learned how to stew big goose in an iron pot. , when it comes to cooking, it may be that a good memory is not as good as a bad spatula.

When choosing ingredients, Zuo Buyan encountered some small problems. Fortunately, the shopping guide in the supermarket was very enthusiastic. Finally, with the help of the enthusiastic shopping guide, he successfully bought all the ingredients.

By the time he squatted down the big goose according to the notes, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon.

He set the dishes and chopsticks, and before he knocked on the door to wake Li Shu up, Li Shu came out of the room rubbing his eyes and sat at the dining table waiting to be fed.

"Mom, did you wash your face and brush your teeth?"

Li Shu rubbed his eyes with his hand, his eyes were full of: Isn't it obvious that I look like this?

Zuo Buyan nodded: "Then remember to wash up after eating."

Li Shu shouted "Hello", and picked up the chopsticks to pick up the big goose.After taking a bite of the meat, she shook her head and her eyes were so beautiful that she almost narrowed her eyes: "Little boy, aren't you so talented? This stewed goose in an iron pot is similar to the one in the restaurant."

Being praised, Zuo Buyan also followed her with a smile and squinted his eyes, and put a few lumps of good meat into her bowl: "Mom, eat more."

The two of them had a good meal. When clearing the table, Li Shu suddenly had a question: "Little boy, when are you going to learn new dishes?"

Although the dishes are delicious, it is a bit unbearable to eat all the delicious dishes.

"Tomorrow, go to class every Sunday." Very well, the cooking class was completely transferred to Zuo Buyan.

Li Shu smiled and rolled his eyes again: "I'm looking forward to it~"

The whole state is waiting for feeding.

Zuo Buyan is really embarrassed to hit her. Last time he was able to bring back so many stewed geese in an iron pot after class, it was purely because Mama Pei gave him a lot of finished products for demonstration. If he only made his own Bring it back, probably enough for Li Shu to eat alone.

What about Uncle Xie?Zuo Buyan felt a little worried.

After washing the dishes, Zuo Buyan hadn't thought of a reason yet, Li Shu called him in the living room, his tone excited, Zuo Buyan was still wearing an apron, trotted out, his hair was all messed up: "What's wrong, Mom?"

Li Shu stood in the middle of the living room and turned around. She was wearing a flannel dress, which looked a bit elegant and gentle. With light makeup on her face and round pearls hanging on her ears, her whole person changed drastically.

"How is it? Does it look good?"

At this time, it is obvious that Zuo Buyan's shock can no longer be expressed in words, so he chose to give a thumbs up: "It looks good!"

It's like dreaming back to the first weekend vacation, when my mother dressed up and went to school to pick him up.At that time, he simply thought that his mother had always been so exquisite, but later he realized that the exquisite mother had limited skins when she went out, and her mother was a house girl, so it was a luxury to limit the skin to appear once a week.

"Mom, are you going out?"

"Don't go out, I will broadcast live in the afternoon."

"live streaming?"

At this time, Zuo Buyan realized that he had lived with his mother for almost a month, and he didn't even know what his mother was doing.Didn't Uncle Xie say that mom writes novels full-time?Why live again?

"That's right, my new book is about to be pre-sold, and the editor asked me to use the Douyin account to broadcast it live, so as to warm up the pre-sale."

"Oh~," at this moment, Li Shu's image in Zuo Buyan's heart has become a reclusive best-selling author, "No wonder you don't like to go out, Mom, because you are afraid of meeting fans."

Li Shu looked at him with the eyes of "young people are too simple": "Little boy, have you ever thought that I don't want to go out simply because I am lazy? Although I have shown my face on social platforms, but in reality I don’t have a beauty filter, fans won’t recognize me at all.”

Zuo Buyan's world view: Broken and rebuilt.

When the live broadcast started, Zuo Buyan sat outside the camera with a pillow in his arms, like a curious baby.

Li Shu's live broadcast is just like sharing daily life, chatting with fans, there is no host going through the process.Zuo Buyan sat on the side, listening to his mother answer readers' questions, and as he listened, he felt that something was wrong.

Why, both protagonists sound like boys?

Zuo Buyan didn't believe in evil, quietly used his mobile phone to Baidu the name of the novel written by his mother, and the two boys embracing each other came into view.

He seemed to know why the two protagonists in the study materials his mother sent him at the beginning were boys!Because the protagonists of the story written by her mother are two boys!

Zuo Buyan's worldview: No, Zuo Buyan no longer has a worldview.

Immersed in the broken world, Li Shu suddenly called him, Zuo Buyan raised his head in confusion: "Mom, what's wrong?"

"Little boy, bring mom a glass of water."

Zuo Buyan digested the new information he got, and went to the kitchen to pour water.

But hearing Zuo Buyan's voice, the barrage was all taken away in an instant.

"Madam! Look at me, I'm your daughter-in-law material!"

"Ma'am! Oh no, mother! Mother-in-law!"

"Ma'am! I can eat, drink, and sleep, and the only thing missing is a husband with a nice voice!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Mom! A heart thief stole my heart here, woo~"

……

The corners of Li Shu's mouth turned up when he saw it, and he said very pretentiously: "You are so excited just by hearing the voice, but if you just take a look at the face, you will be fine."

In an instant, the wind direction of the barrage was reversed, and they were all shouting to see their husband.

Zuo Buyan came back with water, but the person was not seen in the mirror, and his legs had already grown out of the screen.

There was another wail on the barrage.

Li Shu's vanity of showing off his son has been satisfied, and he is also willing to let readers see his handsome son at this moment.She asked Zuo Buyan: "Little boy, would you like to be in the mirror? All my readers want to see you."

"Ah?" This is too embarrassing, but since he is a reader of his mother, he can't refuse emotionally or rationally, "Okay."

After nodding, Zuo Buyan was pulled off by Li Shu and sat next to him. The soft-looking young man smiled shyly, his eyes curved like long moons, and his soft hair hung on his forehead.

The barrage paused for a second.

"Ahhhhhh! Wife! Wife kills me! prprpr~"

"I have a boyfriend, but I can, monogamy does not deceive me!"

"Wife wife!"

……

The bullet screens floating around were confusing, Zuo Buyan asked humbly: "Mom, why do they call you wife?"

"Perhaps you have ever thought that the wife they call is not me."

"It's not you, then..." Who could it be?

Zuo Buyan, who no longer had a world view, was in a mess, and pointed at himself in disbelief: "It couldn't be me, could it?"

The barrage flashed by.

"Hahahaha, my silly wife!"

"My wife is actually myself!"

"My wife is fine, if you want to be your husband, your husband can let you be too!"

……

Zuo Buyan blushed again and again, more conspicuous than Li Shu's blush, Li Shu hurried out to smooth things over: "Restrain yourself, I won't care if someone runs away later."

The barrage subsided in an instant, and slowly returned to the right track, all the wives whispered in their hearts.

Li Shu read a barrage: "Ma'am, did you sign it? Not yet, I'm lazy, you know. What? Let your wife," at this moment Zuo Buyan cast a resentful look, and Li Shu changed his words , "Let my little girl sign for you? I'll think about it. Please? It's no use asking me."

Everyone is human, and the barrage began to beg Xiaoguai.

Zuo Buyan was always soft-hearted, and he agreed after a while.

So the content of the next live broadcast became, Li Shu was chatting, Zuo Buyan sat next to him and took the colored pen specially bought by Li Shu to write special signatures, all of which were shameful love words.

Li Shuke is so happy!Finally, before the pre-sale of a new book, she didn't need to write desperately, and it was so comfortable to spin around!

Hu Tianhai chatted for a while, and suddenly a barrage was captured by Li Shu.

"Ma'am! Your favorite love blogger has launched a live broadcast!"

"Ahhh!" Li Shu turned into a screaming chicken.

The barrage is all encouraging her.

"Madam, please invite the blogger Lianmai! I want to see two beautiful young ladies chatting!"

"Want to see! Want to see!"

"Want to see it!"

……

Li Shu was quickly persuaded: "I'll try, if she doesn't agree, we can pretend nothing happened."

Someone said in the bullet screen: "Impossible! She will definitely agree! There are many books written by you in her house!"

"Dream linkage!"

Lianmai's invitation was quickly approved. On the other side of the live broadcast was a girl with pink long hair and exquisite makeup. She had a black silk choker around her neck and was holding a diced radish in her hand to introduce to fans.

Li Shu was amazed in an instant: "This color number looks so good! Was it a gift from your boyfriend?"

The beauty blogger smiled shyly: "Ma'am, no, it was a gift from my good friend. I really like this color too."

The good friend himself - Zuo Buyan, slowly raised his head, so surprised that his expression was numb.

The author has something to say: Zuo Buyan: What is the worldview?I don't.

Lin Lin: In those years, I was caught by a good friend in online women's clothing.

Hahahahaha, Taishe is dead.