Are you wearing long pants?

Beicheng University is not too far from the homes of Zuo Buyan and Pei Ye, and the two basically go to university at their doorstep.Pei Ye studied sports rehabilitation, and Zuo Buyan studied mathematics. He wanted to pursue further education after graduation and become a mathematics teacher.

Pei Ye has a very clear plan for the future. In the future, when Zuo Buyan becomes a mathematics teacher, he will become a physical education teacher in his school. The children in the language class can say that sentence very confidently, my math is taught by the physical education teacher.

Knowing Pei Ye's idea, Lin Lin gave a disdainful smile: "Brother Ye, have you ever thought that maybe you will be a high school math teacher in the future?"

Pei Ye was dumbfounded by him on the spot.

"Yeah, although I passed [-] in the college entrance examination, I still only scored [-] in math. Why! I don't understand!"

"Brother Ye, although you are miserable, I still want to laugh. High school math is one hundred and twenty, you are the best at teaching junior high school math, no wonder you go to study physical education."

"Lin Lin! Don't think I won't hit you!" Pei Ye was always ashamed of his math grades.It is said that it is easier for boys to study science. Why can he get nearly full marks in physics and chemistry, but only luck can score a hundred and two in mathematics!He doesn't understand!

"Slightly slightly slightly!" Lin Lin grimaced, and when Pei Ye got angry, he went behind Zuo Buyan. Anyway, he understood now that Zuo Buyan was Pei Ye's kite string. As long as Zuo Buyan shook his hands, Pei Ye obediently flew in the direction, not daring to make a sound.

Alas, the single dog admires it.

On the playground, Lin Lin, who had put on his camouflage military training uniform, was bored. There was still a while before the assembly, and he didn't know anyone when he first arrived, only Pei Ye and Zuo Buyan.

Pei Ye's team is on the other side, and now he can only live with Zuo Buyan, who is of the same major.

"Don't say anything, what do you think Zhou Yu is doing now? I don't understand why he, a native of the north, wants to go to the capital of Shu so much."

Zuo Buyan smiled inexplicably, his well-behaved and beautiful face was stained with slyness, like a naughty kitten stretching out its claws: "You really don't understand?"

"Uh," Lin Lin rubbed his nose, sighing resentfully, "I just teased him, who knew he really thought I was going to break him up. After all these years of being a classmate, doesn't he know me? I'm handsome when I like it His style is not that of a straight iron man like him."

Zuo Buyan was a little helpless towards Lin Lin's guilty conscience. At first he didn't think that Lin Lin could tease Zhou Yu too much, but now it seems that he probably went too far, otherwise Lin Lin wouldn't be guilty.

"Think again. Who else in our class went to the south?"

Zuo Buyan, who doesn't like to gossip, reminded that he had done his best to this point, and Lin Lin had to figure out the rest.

Lin Lin deserves to be a gossip expert, Zuo Buyan said this, and he remembered: "Qin Mengmeng! That round-faced cutie? That's right, it was because of her that Zhou Yu was furious in the second year of high school. Tsk tsk, can't see Come out, Zhou Yu's wood, when he likes someone, he can bear, pretend and dare to do it."

Lin Lin was a little bit embarrassed about what was going on: "What's going on, co-authoring our dormitory and now I'm the only one who has no love, right?"

Zuo Buyan comforted him: "The good things will come later."

"That's right, we're all in college, am I afraid that I won't be able to find a boyfriend? Brother Ye, his college is full of sports students with white socks and eight-pack abs."

After figuring it out, Lin Lin was much happier, and even went to find a handsome guy and asked for WeChat when the military training team was disbanded on the first day.

As soon as Lin Lin made a move, he knew if there was one.

Lin Lin, who was still talking about not being in love in the morning, hugged her mobile phone and giggled at night, typing and sending messages.The speed of the action is astounding.

When the three of them went back to the dormitory together, Zuo Buyan even felt that Lin Lin's love atmosphere was stronger than that of him and Pei Ye combined.

In the end, Pei Ye couldn't take it anymore, and pushed the nympho Lin Lin into the dormitory: "Go back quickly, I'm going to do what couples should do with Buyan."

Lin Lin booed him and walked away in circles.

"Who cares to visit you and spread dog food! I am also a person in love."

Today's Lin Lin is too happy, the kind of happy with a smile on his face.It was also the first time Zuo Buyan met Lin Lin and fell in love, so he didn't know whether this state was right or not.

"Is Lin Lin really okay? I'm a little worried about him."

Pei Ye held him in his arms, stared at him from the perspective of looking down at Zhenbao, and smoothed his broken hair that was blown by the wind: "Don't worry, there is nothing wrong. Don't think he is so nympho, he is just Yan Gou just met the freshness of a handsome guy, and it will be fine after this period of time. But in fact, he is not sure, if he really likes it, he may also run after others like he did in high school every day ...However, Lin Lin has an advantage when he is in love. Although he is in love, he withdraws quickly. If something is wrong, he will withdraw quickly, and he will not be desperate like other love brains."

Zuo Buyan didn't know what to say for a while, Pei Ye's summary was too incisive, Lin Lin is really a rational love brain that is easy to pull away, and I don't know how these two contradictory elements can be in Lin Lin Lin got it all by himself.Thinking about it carefully, falling in love is Lin Lin's private matter. He can care about it, but he can't interfere.

"Little Swan, the two of us are dating now, what do you mean you only care about others?"

The two stood in the shadow downstairs of the boys' dormitory, so as long as they didn't get close, they wouldn't be noticed.Fortunately, there are no cuddling men and women downstairs in the men's dormitory. All the young lovers of Qingqing and I gathered in the women's dormitory downstairs, otherwise Pei Ye would have died of anger in place.

Obviously everyone is a young couple, but because of their gender, he and Little Swan can only hold shoulders at most during the day, but they can hug and kiss at night, but they can only find dark corners where no one is around. I bumped into someone.

It seems that as long as it is the love of the same gender, it cannot be carried out in broad daylight.

well.But there is no way, it is not impossible to act aboveboard, as long as you have a thick skin, you can still lead your boyfriend to go shopping and press the road.But he didn't want to influence the little swans. The overwhelming power of crowd pointing and pointing is powerful.

Zuo Buyan is used to being coaxed and hugged by Pei Ye, and he is also used to coaxing Pei Ye. He pampered Pei Ye like a big cat: "I was wrong, I shouldn't be talking about other things in such a good atmosphere."

Pei Ye's tail turned up to the sky: "It's good that you know! I'm going to punish you!"

"What are you punishing me for?"

"As a punishment, you can only like me once in your life."

Zuo Buyan hadn't agreed yet, but Pei Ye's mentality was broken with a chuckle.

In the dark, there was a figure passing by holding a popsicle, and he didn't forget to comment: "Brother, your tyrant's speech is too earthy."

"Okay, I only like you." Zuo Buyan suppressed his voice, but his voice was loud enough for Pei Ye and the boy Pei Ye to hear clearly.

"Fuck! Fuck!"

That boy broke his defenses, why, why can he be able to fool a young lady with such a nice voice with earthy love talk!Still tall and thin.

Zuo Buyan deliberately changed his voice, the boy didn't know that the thin figure in the dark was a boy.

"What the hell are you doing? Why, have you thought about two tricks?"

Pei Ye covered Zuo Buyan, and walked two steps into the light and shadow.He was really angry at the moment, and he finally hugged his boyfriend and said a few love words, but before he reached the critical point, Cheng Yaojin suddenly appeared.

"Hold!"

The boy's shock can't be expressed in words.

No wonder you can win the young lady's heart with earthy and romantic words. It turns out that the hardware conditions of the family are here.This is too fucking handsome.Even if the street lights are not very bright at night, he can still feel the handsomeness of Pei Ye. She is about 1.8 meters tall, muscular, round, and good-looking, with a chiseled face. If he was a girl, he would definitely like it too.

The boy clasped his fists together: "Brother, I'm sorry to interrupt you! I take back what I just said, I like you! You are a match made in heaven!"

The boy slipped away with his tail between his legs, and Pei Ye walked back triumphantly: "Little Swan, don't worry, he's just a coward."

The invisible tail turns into a propeller, and it almost has "praise me" written on its forehead.

Zuo Buyan stroked his hair: "Just now you were super handsome." He actually thought so in his heart.

Pei Ye is not modest: "Of course, your boyfriend is super handsome der~ come and learn with me, der~der~der~"

Zuo Buyan was silent for a moment: "Can I take back what I just said?"

"No! No matter what the sentence is, it cannot be withdrawn!"

Pei Ye has read a lot of Danmei articles written by Li Shu, and he will always learn something.What's more, he is also Li Shu's direct disciple.

He knows that if he wants to make his boyfriend have nothing to say, he needs to use his own mouth to block his boyfriend's mouth.

"Hmm~"

When Pei Ye kisses, he is always more reckless than his character, but the key is that the moves he knows are very elementary, and he only squeezes his lips hard.Zuo Buyan's legs were weak, and it took his last strength to open his mouth.

All he can do is here, and the rest will be left to Pei Ye.

Pei Ye had a good sense of perception, he groped for the gap with the tip of his tongue, and he slipped in. After chasing Zuo Buyan, he lost his helmet and armor, and retreated in a row.

It doesn't matter if he is young and reckless, it's because he kisses him so badly that he can't stand it.

-

Zuo Buyan did not expect that his worry became true, and Lin Lin's love was declared bankrupt the next day.As for the reason for the bankruptcy, it is really unexpected.

Lin Lin and his ambiguous partner made an appointment to have a face-to-face training in the evening.Although it is easy to have a soft-focus filter at night, they are going to a milk tea shop. The dim light of the milk tea shop must look very bad, so Lin Lin put on a little makeup after dinner.

In the eyes of Lin Lin, it is light makeup, but in the eyes of the instructor, it becomes heavy makeup. Regardless of Lin Lin's face, he directly shouted people out of the queue: "Go to the toilet and wash off all the colorful paint on your face!"

For a moment, the entire team looked at Lin Lin secretly.

Lin Lin didn't want to go, but he still adhered to the principle of talking with the instructor: "Report to the instructor! Can you not go?"

"Don't go? If you don't go, do five hundred push-ups! But I don't think you can do it either. If you can do it, you won't be able to imitate girls' makeup. How do you say that painting a tiger is not an anti-dog?"

"Report to the instructor! I think you have misunderstood me."

"What's the misunderstanding? Anyway, you have to wipe my face clean right now! Cut off my hair when I have time, what does a boy look like with a ponytail!"

Before Lin Lin could reply, the coach of a female phalanx next door was also a little irritable: "Go and wash off the hairspray! I'm allergic to this smell! Ache! Girls wear perfume every day, Ache! Forget it! How can you return it? Archie! Where's the hairspray! Archie!"

Lin Lin suddenly wanted to turn his head and take a look at the appearance of the wronged sisters who were criticized for dressing up like him.

According to Zuo Buyan's memory, at that moment, the expressions of Lin Lin and the target girl next door split at the same time, an irreparable kind.

What a coincidence.

0 regards t as 1, and t regards 0 as p. (like a complex math problem)

The girl and Lin Lin, who originally wanted to argue with the instructor, felt bored and withered on the spot.Lin Linqian rolled her eyes, pouted and went to the toilet to remove her makeup.

Who would have thought that girls nowadays are more handsome than boys, taller, with magnetic voices, and it is impossible to tell whether their real gender is good or not!

Girls with short hair are also confused.

Didn't a young lady from Yujieyin ask her for WeChat yesterday afternoon?In the circle of friends that can only be seen for three days, there are also ice silk shirts with long hair, how come they are standing in the boys' phalanx in a blink of an eye.

It is said that online dating needs to be cautious, even if you ask for WeChat in person, you also need to be cautious.

Pei Ye, who learned about this incident afterwards, smiled unconscionably.

"Hahaha, I really don't know who to sympathize with. Lin Lin, your long hair is too confusing, and do you still make that clip sound when you ask people for WeChat?"

Lin Lin was listless and had nothing to love about: "I can't see that the meatball head looks good, so I want to try it. And I always speak like this, okay?"

In the end, Lin Lin became irritable.

What shit luck.

Stay away from love, or you will become unhappy.