Are you wearing long pants?

After descending from Emei, Zuo Buyan and Lin Lin belonged to the listless people, with pain in the soles of their feet, Pei Ye and Zhou Yu didn't feel much, and Pei Ye could even walk with Zuo Buyan on his back.

Pei Ye mercilessly laughed, mainly at Lin Lin, because the little swan couldn't walk and he could recite it: "Lin Lin, I'm not talking about you, your physical strength is too weak. You look like this, what night scene do you see at night?" ah?"

Lin Lin stared at him, turned his head, and smiled: "Who said that if your feet hurt, you can't see the night scene? Just follow me."

After dinner, under Lin Lin's arrangement, I took Didi, whose future is unknown.

After getting off the car, a group of four people looked side by side at the colorful signboard of the bar, with different thoughts.

Lin Lin pulled Zuo Buyan to walk in affectionately, and introduced as he walked: "This is the most famous gay in Shudu, let's go in and sit, there must be a super handsome one."

Pei Ye and Zhou Yu's scalp tightened at the same time, Pei Ye quickened his pace and chased forward, Zhou Yu retreated without saying a word: "Brother Ye! I'll go back first."

Pei Ye couldn't care about Zhou Yu at this time, his mind was full of: My little swan, the little swan is mine, and the little swan can't be abducted by others!

When he caught up with the two of them, Pei Ye breathed a sigh of relief.Zhou Yu really went back, so he has a tough task tonight, not only to cut off the bees and butterflies around Little Swan at any time, but also to stop Lin Lin from messing around.

"There are only three of us, and we won't sit in booths anymore. Let's just sit at the bar and watch the bartender make drinks."

Lin Lin pulled Zuo Buyan to sit down, showing a noble and glamorous demeanor, beckoning to the bartender with his weak and boneless wrist: "Two cups of Long Island iced tea."

Pei Ye took advantage of the situation and sat down, sandwiching Zuo Buyan: "Don't listen to him, I want three glasses of milk."

Before Lin Lin could laugh at Pei Ye, a man sitting next to him laughed softly: "Young man, you are not very good. You drink milk when you come to the bar, because you are afraid that you won't be able to take good care of the two handsome guys? Why don't you drink it?" Milk, can I help you buy two handsome guys to drink? I don’t know if the two handsome guys will give me this face, let me invite you to taste the sign of the bar."

The man came to the bar still wearing a suit, gold-rimmed glasses, proper scum style, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was always casual.

Pei Ye turned around and covered Zuo Buyan and Pei Ye tightly: "Don't bother me sir, they are allergic to alcohol and cannot drink alcohol."

The man smiled contemptuously: "Nonsense. Didn't that handsome guy drink up?"

Pei Ye worked hard to deal with the old fox, while Lin Lin took a sip of a colorful cocktail, smacked his lips, and passed the glass to his left mouth.

Pei Ye:! ! !

"Ancestor! Don't drink! The wine in the bar is very strong, and you will feel uncomfortable when you get drunk."

Zuo Buyan originally wanted to lick it lightly and taste the wine, but after hearing what Pei Ye said, he lost his mind and wanted to listen to his boyfriend.

Lin Lin pouted, angrily holding the cup and drinking by herself.

"Brother Ye, it's really hard to come out to play once, and you're still so strict. Why don't you drink when you come to the bar."

Zuo Buyan coaxed him: "You can still watch the show."

There is a stage in the center of the bar, and a band is playing and singing on it.The band's song came to an end, a perfect curtain call.As soon as the lights turned, there was also a stage on the other side of the bar, with two steel pipes erected in the center.

Lin Lin was excited: "Don't say anything, your eyes are so good! How did you know there was a pole dance performance?"

Zuo Buyan: I haven't, I don't know, I'm just changing the subject.

Pei Ye:! ! !

He will really thank you.The evening had just begun, and he was already exhausted.

He tried to repeat the same trick, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Lin Lin predicted his operation and imitated his tone: "Ancestor! You can't watch the pole dance, you will feel uncomfortable after watching the president's needle eye~"

Pei Ye: ...

"Brother Ye, it's fine if you don't drink alcohol, but can't you watch the dance? Why, are you so unconfident? Are you afraid that you won't say anything and fall in love with others?"

"That's right, the boyfriend I abducted with great difficulty." Pei Ye didn't engage in those imaginary things, he said whatever he thought in his heart, and the aggressive method didn't work for him.

Zuo Buyan's ears were red, and he leaned close to Pei Ye with small movements, hoping to bring a sense of security to Pei Ye.

Pei Ye and Lin Lin fought back and forth a few times, and the pole dancing performance began.

What Pei Ye didn't expect was that in addition to the slender boy performing the pole dance, there was also a muscular man with eight-pack abs.One is dressed coquettishly, with bells, black silk, and shirts, and the other is quite a lot.One is equivalent to not wearing anything, just wearing a pair of underpants.

This bar is to die for.

It was the first time for Zuo Buyan to see the abdominal muscles of other people besides Pei Ye. He felt a little embarrassed, but he couldn't cover his eyes, so he could only bite the bullet and look at the boy wearing a bell next to him.Everyone seems to have the same attributes, so it should be fine to take a look.Maybe he could learn something.

Zuo Buyan blushed, seeing the boy wrapped around the steel pipe, flexible and soft, it turned out that being graceful can also be used to describe a boy.

Zuo Buyan was watching seriously, when suddenly the eight-pack abs hooked his finger towards the stage, and everyone looked in the direction of the finger, and saw Zuo Buyan with a bewildered expression.

Many people whistled.

Lin Lin excitedly pushed left and said nothing: "Shut up! That dancer invited you to go up and touch your abs!"

Zuo didn't say a question mark face, turned his eyes slightly, met the gaze of the eight-pack abs, and the eight-pack abs nodded in his direction again, smiled and hooked his hands.

Zuo Buyan's whole body tensed up, he felt Pei Ye's emotions on the verge of going berserk, he hurriedly waved his hands towards the center of the stage, afraid that the dancers might not see clearly, so he shook his head.

Pei Ye was so angry that he drank the cup in his hand.Are your eyes bad?Didn't you see a super handsome guy like him sitting next to him?It's shameless to let Little Swan go up to touch his abdominal muscles, isn't it just eight-pack abs, doesn't he have it?

Zuo Buyan pursed his lips and smiled obediently, only seeing Pei Ye: "Don't be angry, I won't go."

Pei Ye didn't know if he was angry or something, he felt a little top-heavy, possessively pulled Zuo Buyan into his arms, grabbed Zuo Buyan's hand, and stroked up the hem of his short-sleeved shirt.

"I have abs too, touch mine. Only touch mine."

Zuo Buyan's palms were hot, and there were people around him, his hands were pressed against Pei Ye's abdominal muscles, he was embarrassed to move.Although he didn't move his hands, he was very familiar with the feel of these eight small pieces.The horizontal and vertical gullies are deep, separating the chocolate abs one by one.He thought of Lin Lin's ridicule: This is some kind of rich family, all the abs live in a single room.

He smiled with his eyes bent, looked up at Pei Ye, looked at this silly cool guy Yuancun, raised his chin, and kissed that thin lip accurately.There are many people here, but they all like the same sex.Although he doesn't really like the loud music and the back and forth, he likes the atmosphere here, even if a boy kisses a boy, no one will make a fuss.

When Pei Ye was kissed, he smiled innocently, and he couldn't see the murderous look of Yuancun.

"Hey, it seems that my abdominal muscles are the best to touch. The little swans have kissed me."

Zuo Buyan sniffed the air, why did Pei Ye smell so heavily of alcohol when he spoke?He turned his head and looked again. The other cup of Long Island iced tea on the table had long since disappeared, leaving only an empty cup.

"Pei Ye, have you been drinking?"

"what?"

Zuo Buyan leaned closer to his ear and asked, "Have you been drinking?"

Pei Ye tweeted at him: "What, do you want to see me dance for you?"

You heard me wrong!

Pei Yeteng stood up and walked straight towards the bustling pole dancing area, Zuo Buyan didn't even have time to grab it.

Zuo Buyan turned his head to ask Lin Lin for help, but Lin Lin didn't know where he was going, but he couldn't take this big guy Pei Ye away by himself.When he finally found Lin Lin who was hooking up with the gentle scum, Pei Ye had already taken over the position of the eight-pack abs, and he tore up a good couple's outfit with the rhythm of the music.

Zuo Buyan quickened his pace, shuttled through the crowd, and climbed onto the fast stage.Some people misunderstood that he was also on stage to perform, and the whistling sounded one after another.

He didn't care about the red face at this time, and went to grab Pei Ye who was dancing with a straight face: "You are disobedient, I am angry."

The lights were shining everywhere, and the music was playing every time. Zuo Buyan didn't even hope that Pei Ye could hear him.But what's amazing is that when Pei Ye saw him, he shook his head bewilderedly, and quickly regained his composure, like a naughty big dog who knew his mistake: "I was wrong, don't be angry."

This is not a good place to admit your mistake.

Zuo Buyan dragged the obedient Pei Ye off the stage, but he was too embarrassed to return to his seat, and directly dragged him outside the bar.

The ear-piercing music faded away, and with the cool breeze blowing in the summer night, Pei Ye woke up a bit. He realized what he had just done, and shook Zuo Buyan's hand: "Little Swan, don't be angry, I was wrong, I accidentally drank wine like this."

Zuo Buyan pursed his mouth tightly.

He wasn't angry with Pei Ye at all, but he was angry that he didn't like Pei Ye.

Pei Ye saw that his expression was loose, and he continued his efforts: "Oh, my head hurts."

Zuo Buyan was concerned, he didn't notice how exaggerated his acting skills were, and he was angry and anxious for a while: "Lin Lin, look at Pei Ye, I'll buy him some ice water, there seems to be a pharmacy over there. I'm going to buy some hangover medicine."

Lin Lin cast a sideways look at Pei Ye, who was pretending to be poor, and didn't bother to expose him: "I'll go. You look at Brother Ye, and I look at him. He might be making a fuss."

It wasn't that Pei Ye was completely lying. He was really uncomfortable after drinking such a large glass of strong wine in one breath.It's just that he magnified his discomfort and said it out, taking the opportunity to let himself escape.

After waking up for a while, Pei Ye became a little freer again. He pointed to the stone pier by the side of the road and said to Zuo Buyan, "Little swan, big mushroom! I'll pick you big mushrooms."

Zuo Buyan didn't feel at ease at first, thinking he was just joking, this stone pier looked so heavy, how could Pei Ye, who was drunk, be able to move it.

As a result, he just watched the stone pier roll slowly in Pei Ye's hands. He hurried over and yelled at Pei Ye with a pale face, which made Pei Ye give up the idea of ​​taking the mushrooms home.

Pei Ye, who was caught by Zuo Buyan, still didn't give up: "Are you sure you don't want to take it back? Such a big mushroom, the whole chicken stewed with mushrooms can make a big pot."

Zuo Buyan said mercilessly: "No. If you move around again, I won't like you anymore."

"No!" Pei Ye howled into Zuo Buyan's ear, "You can only like me, Yue~"

When Lin Lin came back from shopping, she saw Pei Ye yelling 'You can only like me', and then spat Zuo Buyan on his shoulder.

"It's okay, okay, I almost threw up my head." Lin Lin looked for tissues all over his body, Zuo Buyan took off his clothes, and was shirtless with the same style as Pei Ye.

It's all over the clothes, and it can't be wiped clean, and it still smells, so it's better to take it off.

Lin Lin sighed: "You two are like this, let's not go back to the hotel tonight, it's too far away, let's just stay around for one night. Go book a hotel first, and I'll buy clean clothes for you tomorrow morning. "

"Row."

There was nothing else to do, the bar was far away from where he lived, and Zuo Buyan was afraid that Pei Ye would feel like throwing up in the car.

Fortunately, Pei Ye drank too much, but at least he was more obedient, and he walked fairly straight, hanging on Zuo Buyan's shoulder like a piece of salted fish.

Many of the hotels near the bar were full and it was hard to find a chain hotel that still had rooms.

As soon as he entered the room, Zuo Buyan stripped Pei Ye off and took a dip in the bathtub.This is the first time he has given Pei Ye a bath, and it feels a bit novel.Pei Ye was in the state of talking obediently at the moment, Zuo Buyan raised his leg when he asked him to lift his leg, and handed his arm when he asked him to.

But after rubbing and rubbing, little Pei Ye became disobedient and raised the flag directly.

Zuo Buyan patted his face with wet hands to calm himself down.

Pei Ye pointed at little Pei Ye: "It's disobedient! Throw it away!"

Seeing Pei Ye move roughly to break off little Pei Ye, Zuo Buyan was terrified, and quickly grabbed his hand: "No! It will hurt if you break it."

Pei Ye ignorantly tilted his head: "But if you don't break it, it will hurt."

Zuo Buyan understood it, it turned out to be uncomfortable.

He thought for a while, and reached out his hand to help Pei Ye.

After helping Pei Ye, Pei Ye regained consciousness a little, Zuo Buyan struggled to carry him to the bed, and lay down next to Pei Ye, gasping for breath.Taking care of a drunk person is exhausting.Although Pei Ye was quite obedient most of the time, he couldn't support his weight. An arm on his shoulder could crush him.

Before he was completely relieved, Pei Ye turned over and pressed him down, his hot breath lingering on the side of his neck.The little animal is very sensitive to danger. When he sensed that Pei Ye was picking up his pants, Zuo Buyan pushed him back: "I haven't showered yet."

Pei Ye couldn't listen, and continued to move, Zuo Buyan was powerless to resist, thinking of doing whatever he wanted.

Five minutes later, Pei Ye was still working on something behind his back, a drop of hot sweat dripped on his shoulder, scorching hot.

Pei Ye was overwhelmed with grievances: "Am I right..."

"Pfft." Zuo Buyan couldn't hold back and laughed.

In the second half of the night, Zuo Buyan kept coaxing Pei Ye to cry.

I don't know if he was hurt by Zuo Buyan's laughter, or because he was sad because of his own incompetence, Pei Ye cried out with real emotion. He lay on his back, tears flowed down the corners of his eyes to the pillow, for Zuo Buyan to see. Feeling distressed, he kept wiping away his tears and coaxing him for a long time before successfully coaxing him to sleep.

There was a new itinerary the next day, and there was no time for Pei Ye to reflect on embarrassment. Lin Lin took two sets of new clothes and knocked on the door of their room.

"Brother Ye, don't say anything, you guys have to wash and change clothes, it's already eleven o'clock, you have to check out."

Under Lin Lin's urging, the two of them finished washing and took the subway together to find Zhou Yu for lunch.

The three of them bought one-way tickets. Miraculously, Pei Ye put the tickets in his pocket, and he couldn't swipe his card. He looked puzzled, and the subway staff next to him kindly reminded him: "Sir, You got the wrong card."

Pei Ye looked down, and there was a small card with a beautiful woman with big breasts in his hand.He had a vague impression that he picked it up at the entrance of the hotel last night, and thought it was fun, so he put it in his pocket.

How embarrassing!Drinking again is a dog!

Laughing at Pei Ye, Lin Lin realized that the subway card that Pei Ye had just given him was useless. He saw, what the hell is a subway card?

"Brother Ye! What kind of miscellaneous things are in your bag!"

Pei Ye reached into his bag to find the remaining subway card, trying to explain: "I drank too much last night, I don't remember."

While eating, Zhou Yu flipped through his phone, hesitated to speak, and finally chose to hand the phone to Pei Ye: "Brother Ye, they all asked about your grandma in the comments?"

On the screen of the phone was Lin Lin's circle of friends. He posted the photo of Pei Ye tearing up his clothes and dancing pole dancing last night to his circle of friends, and laughed at him mercilessly.

"It's quite handsome," Pei Ye wondered, "but what does this have to do with my grandma?"

Taking a closer look, Pei Ye was speechless, it turned out to be neinei.

"Lin Lin! Is your phone inseparable from beauty? Taking a photo can automatically smooth my neinei skin!"

Lin Lin leaned his head over to take a look, and was amused: "Brother Ye, hahahaha, you really don't have that kind of thing?"

"It's not that I don't have it! It's because you have a problem with your camera, the beauty is too big."

Lin Lin refused to accept it, and broke his head with him: "Don't blame my camera, I don't use beauty, I'm a natural beauty. I can only blame the bar for being too dark."

Li Shu, who was on her honeymoon abroad, also sent a timely message to care about Pei Ye.

"Little boy, Xiaoyuancun, did he suffer from breast hyperplasia or breast cancer?"Why was that place cut off?You should pay more attention to his health in the future, young man, health is very important. '

After receiving the message, Zuo Buyan was stunned for a few seconds, and finally chose to throw the phone directly to Pei Ye and let him explain himself.

In the end, Pei Ye sent a photo of his unbeautiful abs to Lin Lin, and asked him to edit the circle of friends again to justify his name.