Hey!it's your scales

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My cousin most wants to talk to his sister-in-law Yu about his first boyfriend who came through so much hard work.

"He just looks a little cold and unapproachable. The background at home is a little scary, but he's still a nice guy."

"That's right... oh! I still like to be gentle, a little bit!"

"I'm sharing my joy with you, why are you howling all the time?"

"Because your brother spanked me!" Big Fish complained tearfully, "One of you two will torture my body and the other will torture my ears!"

Cousin thinks this is a bit of a restricted level. He's talking on the phone while talking, is he testing his endurance!Simply too much!He turned his head and shouted to the living room: "Old Lin, do you want to try making love while making a phone call? Hurry up before my brother Yu hangs up!"

Lao Lin's hands shaking while making tea.

Two goblins are on the phone at the same time when they are being controlled by their own men, especially when they are still best friends and sisters-in-law. Thinking about it, this kind of scene is just too damn simple.

Sure enough, my brother's head is full of yellow waste.

Mr. Chen finished punishing his little baby very solemnly, and wanted to hold him in his arms again.

As for the reason for being beaten, it really doesn't matter, anyway, there are many places where big fish need to be beaten.

"Sister Xu broke up with her boyfriend, it's a fact! She's cheating on her! Shouldn't I congratulate her for getting rid of this kind of scumbag who knows everyone and doesn't know his heart!"

"What does that have to do with you, you need to be so excited?" Chen Qingzhou was jealous and silent, which was directly reflected in his actions, gently touching the little bastard's buttocks, "Does it still hurt?"

Big Yu felt aggrieved: "It hurts, Brother Erfang and First Brother never spanked my ass."

Chen Qingzhou rubbed his head, ready to find medicine for him.

"I want to kiss."

Chen Qingzhou suddenly couldn't walk.

He took off his little trousers that got in the way.

Recently, he seems to be getting better and better. Needless to say, he learned this from Xiao Jing. These two people are basically polluting each other.

"When do you plan to go home with me?" Mr. Chen knew his work arrangements clearly, "Don't say that you have an announcement just now, I won't believe it. And my mother already knows about you, she specially searched for it online Your information, and secretly watched your catwalk."

There's nothing scarier than having your mother-in-law know your every move!

"What about her? What do you think of me?"

"She said she took your photo to see a photo, you are quite prosperous."

Big Fish: "...you are talking nonsense."

Because to be honest, I'm still straight, it's just that you're a spicy beef accident that I can't get enough of.

Which beautiful sister doesn't have bigger breasts than you?

But Big Yu really didn't seem to have fortune-telling, he was a little curious, and arranged a meal with Chen Qingzhou, after the third day of the Lunar New Year, he planned to find Qi Qi to do the calculation together.

"Maybe the person you hit hasn't appeared yet!" Big Fish said enthusiastically, "Then I ran to tell Daxian that he will treat you madly so that you won't be snatched away by others."

"Dare to curse me?" Liang Youqi sneered, "I think you're the one who got it wrong, and you'll be your father a few years later."

Big Fish was successfully poked at the point of anger: "Do you want to compare with me?"

"Compare to compare."

Who is afraid of you.

then--

The fortune-teller was wearing sunglasses, and I heard it was a century-old brand: "Which one of you will read first?"

Big Fish volunteered and stretched out his wrist to rest on the palm of his husband: "I go first!"

"Okay, let's talk about the constellation first."

"I'm a fish...huh?"

Wait?

constellation? ? ?

Master: "Cough, I'm sorry, usually it's considered Tarot, too many skills to overwhelm you, I didn't switch all of a sudden, let me tell you the horoscope of your birthday."

Big Fish: "..."

Liang Youqi: "..."

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"Really so accurate? Can he figure out his plan to come out at home during the Chinese New Year?" Daxian was surprised, "And does he really plan to bring Chen Qingzhou to your house during the Chinese New Year? I still feel a little strange."

That's my real mother-in-law, why did he come here to join in the fun?I still want to come out during Chinese New Year.

"Can you discuss with him about queuing up?" Daxian poked at his darling's arm, twitched it with a slap, and covered the back of his hand to feel wronged, "Can't we let them wait for next year? How many years have I been chasing you, Who can have the approval of my mother-in-law that I desperately need?"

Seeing his wrinkled expression, Liang Youqi wanted to laugh: "Then you can stay with them."

"Auntie must not be scared to death?"

The two sons raised by my side suddenly all followed others during the Chinese New Year. Can an ordinary middle-aged woman bear it?

"Then you are really too late. The master said whether he can succeed depends on that night. It is the right time, place and people. Now you want him to change the date, and you can tell him yourself."

Big Fish: "You are killing me."

Daxian: "Really, please, good brother, I have been chasing him for eight years! From a young man to a middle-aged man! You have the heart to make me wait another year!"

Big Fish: "You can choose a date to come out. Auntie won't care. If she wants to beat you, she won't choose a date."

Daxian: "...won't your Mr. Chen be beaten?"

"How can it be the same? I'm not Auntie's biological child, and as long as I cry, Auntie will definitely not embarrass my Mr. Chen." Big Fish suggested, "Otherwise, let Qi Qi learn to pretend to cry, the biological one said Not necessarily better."

Daxian said miserably: "Don't mention it, he definitely chose to let me be beaten to death."

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It's just a pity that it's impossible for Linjiang Xian to be at home during the Chinese New Year.

Must be open.

Big fish is going to dance on the local TV station, and Daxian is invited to the Spring Festival Gala again after a year, both of which are great opportunities.

The aunt was very moved and even shed tears of precious middle-aged women. The sons are successful in their careers, and being a mother is naturally gratifying.

"So the New Year's money will be given to you in advance." When I was young, my aunt habitually put a big red envelope in Big Yu's hand, smiled and watched Big Fish count the money, and then said to her son, "When will you find me a red envelope?" My daughter-in-law came back and gave birth to a grandson to give me a hug, and he is not too young."

Daxian's scalp tingled and his body tensed up. He looked at Brother Qi nervously, and chewed a mouthful of dumplings dozens of times.

"Mom, your daughter-in-law won't give birth."

"Strive to live longer, maybe when men will be able to have children."

There was a cold behind Daxian!Auntie, what are you talking about!

Big Yu's eyes lit up: Daxian is going to have a baby!

"Then you won't be able to hold it when you're born, and your arms and legs won't be able to survive until then."

"You didn't eat enough of the rolling pin, did you?"

"We plan to adopt one after we have a stable job." The agent beat the eggs and put them in the steamer.

Mama Liang caught the details in an instant: "Who? Who are you talking about again? Is it a securities company or an excavator seller this time?"

Big Yu gnawed on the chicken feet silently, that's right, Qi Qi was so good at picking up rich people.

"Mom, what are you talking about? They run an agency company, not just selling one thing."

Daxian: Cough!

Don't talk about your ex-boyfriend?

Liang Youqi smiled and glanced at someone who dipped the dumpling wrapper in vinegar to eat at first.

"This time it's inside the circle."

Liang's mother really turned down her face. In order to understand her son's life, she posted a lot on Weibo, knowing that the entertainment industry is very chaotic.

"how old are you?"

"Smaller than me."

"How are people?"

"Pretty bad."

Daxian:? ?

Mama Liang:? ? ?

Seeing Daxian's expression on the verge of collapse, the manager said a few bad things about him before changing his words: "He's very clingy, most of the time he's more obedient, like a good dog."

The word "obedient" made Liang's mother capture the details again, and she squinted her eyes and began to fantasize in her head.

Could it be my baby son, Xiao Lin? ? ?

No, how can my best friend's child be harmed by my son? I don't agree! !

"Xiao Lin was brought up by you, are you still human!!" Mother Liang picked up the rolling pin and swung it at her son!

Suddenly the big fish that was cue blinked and was still chewing on the chicken bone.

The manager was also a little scared, how could that guy look like a good dog!

Only the Daxian conditioned reflex thought in his head that it was over. Auntie was going to beat me, Brother Qi. How could Brother Qi, who is so filial, not obediently be beaten? If the beating hurts, I feel so distressed. Why is it that I am not the one who was beaten!He rushed up within half a second, and pulled Liang Youqi into his arms very domineeringly and hugged him tightly!

Just let my mother-in-law hit me on the back with a ruthless stick!

The big fish spit out the chicken bone silently, completely unaware of what happened.

It's just that the picture is a bit romantic.

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Seeing someone holding her son in her arms like this, Mama Liang couldn't accept it for a while. After all, he was a big man who deserved a beating, but her radar immediately changed direction and she understood, "Jiang Xian?"

"Auntie, we didn't mean to hide it from you..."

Liang Youqi broke away from him: "That's right, we just confirmed the relationship yesterday."

Daxian: "Brother Qi..."

"Then I will come to tell you immediately today."

Mama Liang: Just make it up.

Then he grabbed Daxian's hand again: "Good boy, did he really not take advantage of his position to tease you? If he doesn't agree, he won't arrange a job for you and want to hide you or something?"

Daxian was a little confused: "Auntie, brother Qi is very kind to me. We have a clear distinction between public and private, and we can work more efficiently together. Don't worry."

Liang's mother sighed: "Hey, you were still deceived by him...Actually, you are pretty good, and if You Qi is with you, I can rest assured, but can your parents rest assured?"

Daxian: Brother Qi, what is your image at home?

"They, don't interfere with me..."

"Then when did you guys get better?" Liang's mother's eyes were sincere and earnest, and she held the hand of her future daughter-in-law and kept boasting. Daxian was ashamed not to tell the truth, "It's been more than half a year...I'm sorry, auntie."

"There's nothing I'm sorry about."

"Yeah, what are you sorry for? I'm not the one who was beaten and scolded."

"You still have the nerve to say it! Hurry up and look at Xiaolin! Now I'm eating too much and touching my belly! There will be a pig's head later!"

Liang Youqi patted the big fish on the head: "Don't eat it, wait until I bring your head up."

Mother Liang heard the sound of the pressure cooker deflate and hurried over to take care of her son in case her son would blow up the kitchen.

Big Yu clicked his mouth: "Envy, Auntie actually likes you so much, your red envelopes this year are almost catching up with mine."

"I come here every New Year's Eve to eat, isn't it just for this." Daxian pulled out a chair and sat down, and it was quite difficult. "I haven't gone back to my own home a few times. Every time I have to go back on Lantern Festival, I will be scolded."

"It's so annoying to be preempted by you, so I have to consider the issue of filial piety when I come out during the Chinese New Year." After all, Auntie might really not accept it.

"Really, just find a date." Daxian blocked him with his own words, "Besides, we won't be able to come back on Chinese New Year's Day, you two are alone..."

Daxian raised his chin towards the ceiling and blinked.

Big Fish: If you want to tell me, that's what I planned.

After all, it is more official to see the real mother-in-law.

Daxian was very afraid of divergent thinking: "I didn't mean to tell you to die together, you know."

Big Fish: ...you don't have to be as stupid as I think, right?