My roommate is very fragrant

Zhou Mu showed a little gloating expression behind You Qi.

If it's a Baile snake, it's understandable to be a bit stupid. The snake demon's vitals are not in the seven inches, but in the head. When fighting, everyone hits the head. After a long fight, it will naturally become stupid.

Furthermore, the reason why Baile snakes are called Baile snakes is because they come out to sing every spring, and their sounds are like silk and bamboo musical instruments. The whole race has a happy atmosphere of "playing music and dancing".

Zhou Mu even thought darkly that this kind of snake was captured by our human race to force it to play the landlord's BGM.

Chun Nineteen, who was a graduate student, didn't know that he had already been programmed with IQ plus stereotypes by Zhou Mu. He was furious, especially when he saw You Qi's sarcasm, he always seemed to be mocking a lot of content.

But at this time, if you are in a hurry, you will lose, so Chun Nineteen controlled his expression... Forget it, he couldn't control it.

Chun Nineteen cursed: "Aren't you stupid? Why haven't you seen the little 'terracotta warriors' climb the stairs so nimbly? It looks like it's been buried in the soil for more than 2000 years? It's just a bitten by a broken dog, and it hasn't healed after so long. I’m afraid it’s too cool to use the ferocious beast You Qi as a mount, ‘Terracotta Warriors and Horses’, be careful that all the meat on your body will be used as fuel!”

Chun Shijiu was planning to go downstairs to pay the electricity bill, but before leaving, he said coolly, "You are not stupid, you are really smart."

As long as he runs immediately after speaking, he wins.

Zhou Mu: "..."

Zhou Mu was a little angry after being exposed, and said angrily to Chun Shijiu's back: "Everyone has their own difficulties, do you understand?!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Mu slowly raised his head, and You Qi was also looking at him.

"Healed?" You Qi said.

You Qi's eyes are not blind, of course he saw Zhou Mu's brisk steps up the stairs just now, but he chose to help Zhou Mu mock Chun Nineteen immediately.

"Okay, it's been a while." Zhou Mu said with a guilty conscience, "I'm sorry, but you don't have to walk if you're a cripple and you're full."

Although he was guilty, he didn't hide, and even took another step towards You Qi, showing pitiful eyes.

You Qi walked forward without saying a word, with his hands in his pockets, not showing any mood.

After finding out that Zhou Mu's leg was fine, You Qi was indeed not angry at all. After all, Chun Shijiu didn't know that he took the initiative to hug Zhou Mu who was running and dancing after dinner.

When Zhou Mu talked about his difficulties, he even wanted to laugh. He had already seen that he was spoiled and lazy.

As for walking forward with a blank face...

Just wanted to see his reaction.

Zhou Mu took a few steps to catch up: "You can't just listen to half of it. Didn't you hear that I told Chun Nineteen that I wanted to give you a gift? If it wasn't for knowing what you like, how could I lie to Chun Nineteen! "

You Qi: "..."

You Qi couldn't hold back any longer, stretched out his left hand to call on the back of Zhou Mu's head, and cursed, "Little liar." He lowered his head, still pressing his hand on Zhou Mu's head, "Then do you know what I like?"

"I don't know, Chun Nineteen is not talking nonsense, but just now I have already thought of giving you something." Zhou Mu proudly picked up Youqi's robe, "I see you always wear school robes, my family often An old tailor of the human race ordered suits, and the craftsmanship is very good, I will order a suit for you, for a change, how about it?"

You Qi's mood became even better, and he put his hands back into his pockets, and said lightly, "Anything is fine."

Zhou Mu: "Haha, that's it!"

Zhou Mu was talking about a tailor of the human race, so humans are naturally not here, so he had to hand over You Qi's measurements.

After returning to 1203, Zhou Mu said to You Qi, "Take off your clothes."

You Qi: "?"

Zhou Mu said: "It needs to be made to measure. You take off your coat. I can tell at a glance." Although he didn't have a ruler at hand, Zhou Mu felt that his eyesight was very good, and there were basically no mistakes.

You Qi was a little skeptical.

Zhou Mu opened his mouth and said, "Really, I'm a tape measurer."

You Qi couldn't take it anymore, and started to take off his school robe neatly, and Zhou Mu looked around him happily.

You Qi took off his upper body until only a vest was left, covering his muscular and smooth body. He kicked off his shoes, stood barefoot in the middle of the dormitory, and handed the clothes he took off to Zhou Mu. His slightly long bangs swept across the metal cage to cover his Deep black eyes, hands already on trousers...

Zhou Mu stared at him: "Wow."

You Qi: "..."

Zhou Mu's eyes are still unrestrained, and even more presumptuous.

You Qi couldn't take it off anymore, the tips of his ears turned blood red in a rare way, and the movements of his hands also froze.

Zhou Mu applauded: "Looks good, looks good."

This time it was intentional, and Zhou Mu had never seen a beast that would be embarrassed.

The next second, the silent You Qi made a sudden movement, and the sudden hunter threw Zhou Mu down in the blink of an eye. He lowered his head and stared at Zhou Mu threateningly. There were sharp canine teeth faintly exposed on his lips, which could be said to be overflowing with fierceness. the...

But the blood on the tip of the ear is very obvious, and it hasn't faded yet, so the fierceness will inevitably lose some power.

"You can't bite me~" Zhou Mu said this without any hint of fear, but as a joke.

It may be that seeing through You Qi will not be angry because of his teasing jokes, and dare to make fun of his mouth.

You Qi saw that Zhou Mu's apricot-like eyes were physiologically moist because of the sudden "attack" just now, a layer of light powder appeared on the thin eyelids, the eyes became clearer, the lips parted innocently, every detail It seemed to be magnified in You Qi's pupils, and he clearly recalled the tenderness of Zhou Mu's cheek against him when he was in his arms, and his Adam's apple moved slightly.

Zhou Mu said slyly, "If you want to bite me, I will bite you too."

As he spoke, he showed a light bite on You Qi's shoulder, leaving shallow tooth marks.

You Qi only felt that the rhythm of contraction and relaxation of the heart suddenly became faster!

This may be the first time You Qi has been bitten by others in his life, but there is a feeling of unsatisfaction rising in his heart, the rune on the mouth cage is not bright, so it is not appetite, but You Qi is really restless at this moment and wants to break through the mouth cage the prohibition of—

He leaned over, and the cold metal rubbed against Zhou Mu's cheek. It was very close, but it was difficult to break through even the slightest distance. His Adam's apple rose and fell as he swallowed again, "...you are right, I can't bite you."

At such a close distance, Zhou Mu could feel that You Qi's body tensed up, and the blood flow rate changed.

He obviously said "bite", but there seems to be something else in the slight regret, what is this?

Usually Zhou Mu is very sensitive and accustomed to "greed" and "covet" and the accompanying emotions, but You Qi's is different.Zhou Mu is still distinguishing, and has been pulled to sit up by You Qi.

After pulling Zhou Mu, You Qi squatted on the ground, with his hands hanging down on his knees, like some kind of large canine animal, he lowered his head and said in a muffled voice, "I'll borrow a tape measure, I'll measure it myself."

Zhou Mu blinked, and said a few beats later: "Oh, are you going out..."

……

The dormitory manager of Building 5 is a ghost repairer, who is on duty at night. He has been working for so long, and it was the first time he met You Qi knocking on the door. He said politely, "Teacher, do you have a tape measure? I want to borrow it."

You Qi has always been very civilized when facing the teacher. Although the dormitory supervisor didn't know what he wanted the tape measure for, he rummaged through the toolbox and found it for him.

You Qi said again: "Teacher, the vending machine outside seems to be out of power, can you check it?"

In fact, this is not the scope of work of the supervisor, but it is difficult for him to say this sentence under You Qi's gaze. back to normal.

"Haha, it's fixed." The supervisor clapped his hands.

Then he saw You Qi, who rarely even appeared in the cafeteria, bought juice, potato chips, bread, nuts... There were all kinds of flavors, and he almost emptied the vending machine, and went back upstairs with a big bag .

The supervisor couldn't help shaking his head, this is the result of forcing people to be vegetarians, such an adult eats snacks too much, and the taste is quite rich.Well, but this message can be notified to other people, join the attention of campus beasts (unofficial version).

At the same time, Zhou Mu is using WeChat to contact the tailor, to talk about the price first.

He was going to take a little deposit from his small treasury, anyway, after signing the contract, he would have money, and this kind of custom-made clothing would take at least one to three months to receive the goods.

But generally speaking, we should try our best to increase income and reduce expenditure. Zhou Mu and the tailor asked for a discount: [A little discount, or you can give me a few more shirts. 】

Tailor: [[Poor] No way, little boss, I don’t make money here, it’s all hard work. 】

Zhou Mu was furious: [Nonsense, don't listen, anyway, I must take advantage of it! ! 】

Tailor: [...Then what do you want? 】

Zhou Mu: [[EXPLETIVE][EXPLETIVE] leftover cloth heads, make me some vests, ties and the like! 】

After haggling for a while, the tailor was forced to agree to give more handcrafts and do whatever he could. Zhou Mu even asked for a copy of the unnecessary tape measure and scissors.

Only then was Zhou Mu satisfied, and all he had to do was to give the size to the past.

I'm still friendly in the room, willing to bring him food even if I know he's not limping.

Zhou Mu was thinking about his roommate and the snacks he ordered, so he ran to the door of the dormitory, opened the door and waited for You Qi, and chatted with the gatekeeper by the way: "Has Chun Nineteen come back? See him and scold me a little more."

Gatekeeper Grass said politely: "Don't worry, I'm watching."

After a while, he saw You Qi coming up with a big bag, and walked up to the first two meters in a friendly manner.

Chun Shijiu, who had finished paying the electricity bill, also appeared at the end of the corridor, and Zhou Mu looked at him unhappily.

Chun Nineteen looked at them maliciously, and see what happened just now?His eyes quickly fell on You Qi's hand, what is this bag?snack?

These things are obviously not something You Qi can eat.

Chun Nineteen couldn't help but look at You Qi, he didn't understand...

When You Qi was looked at by him, he didn't have any expression on his face, and he couldn't tell what he was thinking.

Then Zhou Mu did take a big bag of snacks, proving that they were all bought for him, "Thank you, I'll get them."

Zhou Mu turned around and took two steps before he was picked up by You Qilian with snacks and hugged, and said lightly, "Let me do it, it's a bit heavy."

Chun Nineteen: "...???"

Gatekeeper Grass: "XXXX sees XX what do you see? Silly X, have you never seen a campus civilized star help classmates?"

Chun Nineteen: "..."

... You Qi never commented on this thing, did he? !

There was no class the next morning. Zhou Mu slept until ten o'clock and didn't get up. You Qi seemed to be in class. He got up and brushed his teeth, and opened the cabinet. There were neatly stacked snacks inside.

Zhou Mu just took a garbage bag, and leaned against the cabinet to eat while throwing the packaging bag in. Well, many flavors sold by Hua Ling are not available in human cities, and he hasn't tasted them all since he entered school.

Some are good, some are mediocre, and some are just edible...

"Ding"

The WeChat notification sounded.

Zhou Mu swiped open the page with one hand, and saw the voice array sent by Team Leader Tianqi again, 60 seconds 60 seconds, the sense of oppression is so strong, why are elementary school students so good at chatting.

Open it easily.

Tianqi: "Xiaomu, I have successfully defeated my competitors and was elected as the monitor of the third class of the year. I would like to inform everyone."

Tianqi: "There is just one thing that I'm very disappointed with. I proposed to the head teacher that since I was elected as the head teacher, let's have a meal in the cafeteria together as a celebration, and I will pay for it. But the head teacher rejected me, still laughing, alas ,don't know."

Zhou Mu wiped the crumbs off his fingers: "Why, it's just a meal, and the canteen's craftsmanship is so good."

"That's right," Tianqi's childish voice rose even more, with incomprehensible sadness, "I just want to hold a burnt-tail banquet in the cafeteria!"

Zhou Mu didn't understand: "What kind of Shaowei banquet, do you want to eat grilled fish?"

He was a little embarrassed, all elementary school students knew this, but he didn't know, what is the custom of the monster clan?

Tianqi took a screenshot and explained it to him:

After ancient scholars became officials or were promoted, they invited their relatives, friends and colleagues to celebrate together. It is said that when the carp leaped over the Dragon Gate, there would be a fire from heaven to burn the tail of the carp, so this banquet was named "Shaowei Banquet".

... No wonder the head teacher not only refused but also smiled.

Tianqi: "I just want to celebrate a major event in my life, what's wrong! The class teacher actually said that I was exaggerating, and even my mother said that I can wait until I become a student union cadre, Xiao Mu, do you think this makes sense? !"

Zhou Muyu said earnestly: "Tell me first, how many dishes are there in Shaowei Banquet?"

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You Qi: Angry, I can’t bite (kiss)