My roommate is very fragrant

Is it possible for Tianqi to say a few words "simplely"?

…and don’t even look at the 60-second-long voice notes when he sends WeChat!

As soon as the team leader spoke, he was excited, talking endlessly, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, looking back at the past and looking forward to the future, but he still didn't digress, and he was quite solid.

Zhou Mu lowered his head and held back for 10 minutes, Tian Qi still spoke vigorously, it seemed that he would not stop in half an hour.He really wanted to show face to the team leader, but he was really worried that the food would be cold, so he tugged on You Qi's sleeve.

You Qi looked at him: "Huh?"

Zhou Mu said weakly, "Help."

What to do, the team leader is still the organizer, how to control him, who can and dare to control him at the scene!

You Qi pondered for a moment, got up and said a few words beside a guest, then came back and sat down.

Zhou Mu asked, "Who is that?"

You Qi said lightly: "Tianqi's head teacher."

Although it was not supported at the beginning, it was all done with the encouragement of all parties, and of course the head teacher was also present.

As soon as the words fell, the teacher in charge stood up, took the lead in applauding before the end of Tianqi's paragraph, and the tone was full of emotion, and the teacher's qualification certificate was not for nothing: "Student Tianqi is really telling the truth. Alright! Everyone, let's give Tianqi a round of applause, shall we?"

Everyone applauded together. After all, everyone doesn't like to listen to speeches...or there is too little homework!

Tianqi smiled shyly, and wanted to continue talking, but the homeroom teacher walked up to him again, "Teacher also toasts you, would you like to introduce the dishes to everyone?"

Tianqi: "Ok, but I want to finish first..."

The class teacher whispered: "It's almost enough. You waste half an hour by yourself, and there are 72 people in the whole cafeteria, that's 36 hours. How many classes is that?"

Tianqi: "..."

Tianqi choked speechlessly, drank the milk in one gulp, and wiped the milk stains on her lips: "Thank you, master, for serving!"

After this sentence was finished, there was thunderous applause.

Therefore, we still need to use magic to deal with magic, and elementary school students need the head teacher to treat them.

Zhou Mu was so happy that he tugged You Qi's hand, there is still a way.

The young workers in the cafeteria brought up all the dishes in response, and ate according to the ancient etiquette.

The table is divided into several rounds. The first round is a plate of five raw meats, that is, sheep, cattle, pigs, deer, and bears. This is the custom of banquets.The first round of starters includes Shengping Sunburn, Mandi Jinzhuang, Zhutouchun... etc., a total of ten courses, plus four desserts.

The key dishes of the entire banquet, that is, the pressed dishes will be served in the penultimate round-the last round is the fruit that clears the mouth.It is said that there are dishes such as Bailongyao and Fenghuangtai in the banquet dishes. Of course, it cannot be the real white dragon and phoenix.

Zhou Mu's chopsticks first stretched out on the chopsticks. The chopsticks are actually quail with soft bones and tender meat. After being marinated, they are first stewed in chicken broth, and then deep-fried until golden and crisp. It should not be too old. Originally, quail meat It is easy to overcook firewood.With one bite, the meringue on the surface and the meat come off easily from the bone, and after a few more crunches, you will find that the bone is also crispy and the soup is dripping out.Although there is less meat, but less meat makes people feel dissatisfied after eating delicious food. If you want to eat birds, pigeons and quails, it is no wonder that they can be listed first.

As far as this dish was concerned, there were people at the same table who didn’t start eating right away. They shook their heads and said in plain English: “Sixty percent of the success of the banquet is in the kitchen, and four percent is in the purchase! I don’t know what the raw materials are?”

Zhou Mu took the time to take a look, he looked like an old pedant, wearing a long gown, his gray hair was combed into a bun, a bare tree branch was inserted, and there was a deep Sichuan pattern between his eyebrows.

When the others heard him speak, they all bowed their heads and dared not answer.

You Qi took a look and explained to Zhou Mu: "This is Mr. Jin, the administrator of the library."

Zhou Mu suddenly remembered that this is the administrator who Xu Tianyi mentioned during the training. It is said that he is old-fashioned and hates disrespect for books. If you drive out, you will never be able to borrow books again.

The consequences of this are very serious. You have to check reference materials for writing assignments and papers. Many materials in Hualing Library are unique or scarce. You can’t find electronic versions online, and second-hand materials are expensive.

Therefore, even in places other than the library, everyone was unwilling to mess with Mr. Jin, for fear that he would be unhappy.Besides, Mr. Jin likes to drop his book bags, so it takes a little effort for the young monster to communicate with him.

But this banquet was organized by Tianqi, and Zhou Mu also knew a little bit about it, and immediately said: "Of course they are all good ingredients purchased. The beef is all selected around four years old, and the sheep are the freshest and most tender."

As soon as Mr. Jin heard it, he knew that Zhou Mu knew how to eat. He cast a friendly look, and the Sichuan character lines between his brows stretched a little.

Old Mr. Jin came closer and said: "Knowing the taste is a must! If you ask me, this utensil is still a bit poor. Wouldn't it be more beautiful to serve these four kinds of fruits in small gold-painted dishes? Use this black cat sheriff's fancy dish, or It's not elegant enough."

"... Dasu is Daya!" Zhou Mu pointed to his bowl of milk-stuffed fish. The thinly sliced ​​rose-red ham, dark yellow dried bamboo shoots, brown shiitake mushrooms and fish were soaked in the rich white milk soup, which made people feel People have a big appetite, "Teacher, try that, made of Yellow River carp, served with shiitake mushrooms, lean ham, and 'Baojian' made from bamboo shoots before the beginning of spring."

"Oh?" Old Mr. Jin asked, "Did you remove the fishy thread?"

Zhou Mu replied: "Then why not smoke?"

Eating carp requires cramping, which is the white fishy line, so that it is fresh and not fishy.

Mr. Jin sips the thick white soup first, and then eats the fish. It is really tender and mellow. The freshness of the mushrooms, ham, and dried bamboo shoots set off the freshness of the fish. There is no need for too much seasoning, which only reflects the natural deliciousness, which is clear and delicious. Melt together.

The old man couldn't help but hit his chopsticks, and his poetry became very popular: "In ancient times, all common customs have been defeated by me. Why should the beauty be covered with vermilion powder. Thinly peel off the gold armor and pull out the jade belt, temporarily unload the sword and suck the thick white. The top of the treasure is slightly pointed and the clothes are lying on the bottom, and the light glow is lightly swept Invite pity. It should be born romantic, don't love the dragon's gate and go to the king's arms!"

Zhou Mu: "..."

Damn, old man, if you chanted fish soup, you chanted fish soup. Why are you chanting so yellow? You are so serious and unscrupulous. Didn’t you see there are elementary school students at the scene! !

The strangest thing is that everyone except him was very calm when they heard this unscrupulous poem. They should eat and drink, but they bowed their heads so easily to the evil forces in the library?May I ask where is the integrity, where is the courage, and where is the review?

Fortunately, the team leader went to worship milk elsewhere, Zhou Mu arranged the old man with You Qi in a low voice in shock: "It's not that he is old-fashioned, why, old old-fashioned only treats others but not himself? What kind of ancient books are so unscrupulous? Are you not qualified to manage the library?"

You Qi said calmly, ""Jin Ping Mei".

Zhou Mu: "...Oh."

That's fine.

Mr. Jin took another bite happily, and asked Zhou Mu: "Will you sing a song with me, little friend?"

Zhou Mu pretended to bow his head and cook without hearing.

After Tianqi swayed around to respect her grandma and came back, her belly was slightly bulging, and she wanted to come to pay respects to Zhou Mu: "Oh, Xiao Mu, it's thanks to you that this burning tail feast can be held."

Zhou Mu didn't pour the drink, picked up the rice bowl and touched his cup, then drank the porridge in it in one gulp, "You're welcome, I also sent you 9G study materials, you study hard, meet If you don't understand, you can ask me."

Tianqi: "...??"

The other guests at the table also said politely and with a bit of malice: "You can ask us, you can ask us."

Zhou Mu whispered, "Don't go to Teacher Jin for the composition."

Tianqi was in a trance, and it took a long time to cry: "Thank you everyone." He took a sip of milk bitterly, "Then I will go to another table, everyone eats and drinks well, and... Senior You Qi, do you want a drink? ?”

You Qi shook his head, "No need."

You Qi just came to accompany Zhou Mu, he gave Zhou Mu all the dishes, and he didn't even touch the water so far.

Although in the eyes of the other guests at the banquet, it is Zhou Mu eating the banquet, and You Qi just waits to eat Zhou Mu... Who knows what Zhou Mu's prototype is, anyway, he must be able to grow after eating, otherwise the two of them would sleep together like this. It's been a long time, why hasn't Zhou Mu been obviously incomplete.In other words, if it wasn't for the convenience of eating Zhou Mu at any time, why would You Qi sleep with someone?

Not to mention, with Zhou Mu sitting at this table, although they can't eat, everyone's appetite is stronger, which can be regarded as the glory of You Qi.

And Zhou Mu glanced at You Qi, hesitated for a while, took out a little bit of food from his plate, wrapped it secretly, and added a little more after thinking about it.

……

After the Tail Burning Banquet was over, Zhou Mu and You Qi came out of the cafeteria and walked back along Jinjiang Road.

After dozens of dishes, Zhou Mu was quite satisfied, and it was worthwhile for him to help out.

Seeing no one around, Zhou Mu asked You Qi, "Are you really not hungry?"

"I thought you should know, you shouldn't ask me this sentence." You Qi looked at Zhou Mu with a half-smile, if Zhou Mu hadn't said this sentence, he would directly think it was a provocation.

But he also told Zhou Mu that he had always used Bigu Dan to deal with things.

"But the Burning Tail Banquet is really delicious. Don't be embarrassed to eat it because of other people's eyes." Zhou Mu took out a paper bag, "Look, I left a little snack for you."

When You Qi heard the stack of words stuttering, he just thought it was cute, and repeated: "A little bit, dim sum?"

"Don't imitate me. I mean, after eating this, I feel that you really should try it. What's the point of using Bigu Pill all the time? If you're not hungry anymore, aren't you hungry in your heart?" Zhou Mu opened the paper bag, The light yellow golden soufflé inside was exposed, exuding a rich and mellow milk flavor.

Usually everyone knows that You Qi majored in herbal medicine, and taking Bigu Dan will only think it is a good thing. I hope he will stick to it and become a fierce beast with strict self-management.But Zhou Mu thought about it, and felt that he also had delicious food that he shouldn't miss.

You Qi leaned over and sniffed. Zhou Mu thought he was smelling the golden custard, so he held it up a little. In fact, he just sniffed Zhou Mu's fingers closely. He seemed to want to lick the crumbs more than the golden crumbs. The delicate fingers that opened the paper bag...

"You didn't develop this habit after you were born, did you?" Zhou Mu was still asking, "Have you never let go of eating?"

You Qi looked at his sympathetic eyes, and recalled: "I still remember that when I was young, I played in the mountains and caught an adult cat by myself."

Zhou Mu's eyes lit up as soon as he heard it, he knew this, "And then what? Didn't you release him?"

You Qi: "Almost, I released soy sauce, I'm very supportive."

"Hahahahahaha!" Zhou Mu laughed wickedly, "That's why it happened after entering school. It's been a long time, so I should eat more."

He groped You Qi with both hands, "Have you brought tableware? Have you brought it?"

You Qi has special tableware for eating, which he keeps in his Qiankun sleeve, just as a reminder to himself, at this moment he presses Zhou Mu's hand and takes it out.Seeing that Zhou Mu couldn't wait to pick it up for him and bring it to his mouth.

The silver chopsticks easily carried the food through the metal mouth cage. Youqi opened his mouth and took a mouthful of normal food after a long absence. Enveloped by enthusiasm, the first moment even made people feel a little strange. He poked out the tip of his tongue and rolled over the chopsticks stained with puff pastry. The metal twisted and shook as if it disappeared for a moment, as if he really licked Zhou Mu's fingertips.

"It's so sweet." You Qi said.