[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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"Miss Secretary, please take Akutagawa to the training camp to report, tell Mr. Yamada that Akutagawa-kun is Dazai's direct subordinate, let him arrange an underground course, and then take Mr. Secretary to visit the headquarters and help him arrange it. Mr. Secretary will talk to you later. work together."

Miss Secretary nodded, she was very satisfied with the labor force I gave her, she smiled: "Mr. Suzuha, this subordinate is called Suzumiya Nako, what is the name of this...Mr. Secretary?"

She didn't intend to ask me, but asked Mr. Secretary directly.

Mr. Secretary is not an idiot. He can see Dazai Osamu's extraordinary status from Dazai Osamu's actions and my attitude. He was stunned for a moment when he heard Miss Secretary's question: "I am Bazang Yuanzhi, please give me your advice."

"Please teach me more, come with me, Hachizo-kun, and... Mr. Akutagawa."

Ms. Secretary is indeed my favorite subordinate. She works with high efficiency. As soon as I finished speaking, she took the two of them away.

I nodded with satisfaction.

"You want Verlaine to teach Akutagawa?" Osamu Dazai frowned when he heard my arrangement, "You won't teach Rashomon who smells like slugs, right?"

What the hell is the slug-flavored Rashomon.

Are Nakahara Chuya and Verlaine really brothers?

I was puzzled: "I think Mr. Verlaine is a good teacher, so I learned from him for a while."

It was arranged by Mori Ogai.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai was shocked that Verlaine and I had learned about this matter: "When did it happen?"

"When the dragon head war is over, I go to the medical department every now and then. The leader thinks I'm too useless, so he suggests that I go to the training camp to learn."

The habit of releasing puppets to guard the surroundings at any time while walking on the street was also formed at that time.

It's all tears.

During the Longtou War, the "Necromancer" became famous, my appearance was leaked, and I was often assassinated.

I was stupid and sweet at the beginning, I could do anything but kill, I had some inexplicable trust in the surrounding environment, I felt that I would be safe if I left the slums, with a kind of naivety, the result is that when passing by, a pregnant woman who asks me to help hold a baby can do it Give me a knife.

Forget about the sniper bullets that might pierce the glass at any time when driving home, even if you set up an office at the headquarters, you have to put two puppets with guns, because there will be killers rushing in.

Later, because he believed too much in the cafeteria, he was poisoned and entered the medical department several times. He didn't even dare to eat, and lived on plastic-packed food.

Later, there was an explosion at the mission site, and I lay in the medical department for a week. Osamu Dazai became a frequent visitor to the medical department, and the lady nurse complained several times about the disturbing noise from playing games at night.

Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, and I slaughtered two organizations that offered rewards to me with a knife, and my life calmed down.

Seeing Osamu Dazai's puzzled eyes, I gradually became confused: "I was injured when I came home, and I was very tired. Didn't you notice?"

Didn't Osamu Dazai realize that his quality of life has declined for a while because I was too tired?

"I thought Qianli was trained by the slug to look like he would lie dead when he got home." Osamu Dazai touched his chin: "Because Qianli will ask Zhongya to help train the martial arts."

ha?

"You shouldn't have trouble finding it because of this."

The more I think about it, the more I feel that Osamu Dazai can do it.

Looking at Osamu Dazai's dodging eyes, I seem to understand why Chuya Nakahara was so irritable during that time.

And the truth about why Osamu Dazai did not go to the training camp, but returned home with injuries.

This idiot, doesn't he know how profitable his physical skills are?

I poked the apple that the secretary had peeled into pieces, and stuffed it into my mouth: "But when I thought about it so early, Dazai helped me vent my anger, a little happy."

Apples are so sweet.

Osamu Dazai approached unceremoniously: "Ah."

I fed him a piece of apple and rubbed his hair along the way.

The young man puffed his cheeks, nonchalantly: "During that time, Qianli only cooked instant noodles for cooking. After eating, he went into the house and slept very deeply. No matter how much he teased him, he didn't respond. How could I not have noticed?"

So it's about the quality of life.

Thinking of the past, I slightly squinted my eyes: "At that time, Dazai only hugged my arm when he slept at night."

It's not like now, trying to hug my waist before going to bed at night, and the whole person came up to hug me when I fell asleep. When I woke up from the heat in the summer, I looked at Osamu Dazai who was sleeping soundly, and wondered if he didn't have heat glands.

He is a sloth bear or an octopus!

It's only June and I'm forced to turn on the air conditioner.

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up: "It's about sleeping."

The boy leaned close to my ear, his hot and humid breath hit my earlobe, his words were soft and ambiguous: "I also want to sleep with Qianli."

My body trembled because of him, and I said with a stiff smile, "Don't we sleep together every day?"

"That's not what I said."

He complained: "When I was in France, I was so busy that I fell asleep, and when I returned home, I was busy and went on a business trip."

"Chisato, aren't we lovers?" Dazai Osamu uttered malicious sentences, noticing my stiffness, Dazai Osamu chuckled and bit my earlobe.

Help.....

Too foul.

Ears... are sensitive.

Being bitten, it was hot and humid. He bit it lightly, but he ground it finely a few times. After sending it away, he even took a breath.

I let out a whimper from the depths of my throat, and was pressed down on the sofa by him, biting my lips.

The unfamiliar softness invaded the mouth, and the temperature of the other person was particularly obvious.

what......

Where did he learn it?

I seem to be a lonely boat, being played with in the palm of my hand.

I stretched out my hand, trying to push him away, but unexpectedly, I couldn't.

I can hardly breathe.

The light music played repeatedly in the speaker repeats its own melody, adding a touch of heat to the air at this time.

It wasn't until Osamu Dazai let go that I saw my own reflection in his iris eyes.

My hair is messed up, my face must be red, and my eyes... are wet because of lack of oxygen and shame.

So embarrassing.

Osamu Dazai just smiled, looking at me desperately breathing, his eyes were filled with emotion, I don't know what kind of emotion it is.

I glanced over the pile of documents waiting to be processed on the desk not far away before I realized it.

After tidying up the loose hair briefly, I coughed lightly and asked him seriously.

"Has the mastermind of the whale game been caught?"

And the air conditioner played with me!

Don't you know that he just turned 17 two days ago?

Are you an adult to do this?

I'm still five months away.

Osamu Dazai didn't expect me to answer like that, he suddenly covered his stomach and laughed, he leaned back and forth while laughing, then reached out and wiped away the tears from the corners of my eyes.

"Well... then let's talk about work, hahaha."

I was really afraid that he laughed and accidentally poked me blind.

Osamu Dazai smiled and took a look at me: "Qianli is obviously very excited."

I pushed him away indifferently: "No."

Even if, even if the heart beats.

This is an office.

Miss my secretary, or some other subordinate may come later.

Besides, looking at the high pile of documents, do you really have other interests?

Osamu Dazai still didn't give up: "Then you can go back thousands of miles today..."

"Daba, I have to work overtime today."

"I have to work overtime again." Osamu Dazai bulged his cheeks, with a helpless expression on his face.

"If you take away your documents, I won't have to work overtime." I said indifferently, now Osamu Dazai's adjutant came to me for approval.

If I hadn't stopped him, Osamu Dazai's adjutant would have applied for an office in my building.

Osamu Dazai blinked and tried to be coquettish: "I'll help with the work, can it be enough for thousands of miles?"

"..." I turned my head and grabbed a document from the desk to cover my face.

The previous conversation remained in my mind. It was the first time I drank alcohol and was teased by Osamu Dazai after waking up.

"Although it's not very polite, I think that even if it's drunk/sex, Qianli won't be able to fall in love with me."

"My physical skills are better than yours!"

Theoretically speaking, if I am strong, Osamu Dazai can't beat me.

Dazai smiled and said nothing.

Thinking about the way I was suffocated every time I was kissed, and the corners of my eyes were red, I found it sad.

It seems that I really have no ability to be strong in front of Osamu Dazai.

After all... Chisato Suhaha has no way to refute or resist Osamu Dazai's request for any reason.

Osamu Dazai knows this, and I know Osamu Dazai knows this.

Hmm... I'm hopeless.

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The author has something to say:

Please eat candy √

I have always thought that the sentence, I will kill you if you dare to die, is very sweet