[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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It was my first time to visit the Port Mafia. Osamu Dazai gave me a brief introduction to the Port Mafia's territory in the elevator after he came out of the chief's office.

There are a total of five buildings, and it is reasonable to say that there are five cadres per person, but currently there are only two cadres, namely Ozaki Koyo and Dazuo.

Osamu Dazai is the captain of the guerrillas directly under the leader, and his office is on the nineteenth floor of the main building.

It was an introduction, but Osamu Dazai only told me about the cafeteria on the seventh floor.

"Later, I'm going to Miss Hongye to take over the task of running with the money." Osamu Dazai loses energy when he mentions the task.

"That boss who escaped for half a year, can you let me see if he is caught?" I was inexplicably excited.

"I can leave it to you for interrogation." Osamu Dazai replied calmly, and when he landed at the bottom, Osamu Dazai walked out: "However, that person's anti-reconnaissance and intelligence capabilities are outstanding, and there is a high probability that Mr. Mori will Let's recruit into the intelligence department."

"Anyway, the task of suppressing is the dwarf's. Hurry up and get rid of this task and go fishing."

Fishing?

Through a series of observations just now, I have come to the conclusion that Osamu Dazai is very lazy about work.

So as his deputy, there must be a lot of work to do with such a bad boss.

Osamu Dazai really became more and more strange as he got to know him better.

I like suicide, I like playing games, I like canned crab meat, I like to be lazy at work, but I am always gentle with me in inexplicable places.

I thought about it carefully, Osamu Dazai is... duplicity?

Arrogant.

Strange Osamu Dazai added.

"Qianli." Osamu Dazai called me suddenly.

"What's the matter Dazai-kun?"

"Although I don't know what you are thinking, but put away your thoughts."

"Yes." I touched my nose, Osamu Dazai is too sensitive.

When I came to the building belonging to Koyo Ozaki, Osamu Dazai led me to find the location of the intelligence department with ease.

He took over all the materials, and after reading the recent investigation and interrogation structure, Osamu Dazai stretched himself.

"Let's go, Qianli, to arrest people."

"You see it now?" I widened my eyes.

Why did the big brother who ran for half a year run for half a year?

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai took out his phone, transferred a team of people, and asked them to go to a certain place to arrest people, then called another person, and reported another address.

"He has reached his limit. If he is pushed casually, he will not be able to bear it and will run out and surrender."

Osamu Dazai smiled and dragged someone to tell him to find a car, and then called the man who played the port mafia for half a year worthless.

"Actually, I'm also quite curious about this person. It's a pity that I have traveled thousands of miles to Tokyo."

"Don't treat what I say as a toy, Dazai-kun."

"Thousands of miles are much more fun than toys." Osamu Dazai blinked and leaned over to hold my hand.

I felt instantly refreshed, and my mental comfort could not be fooled.

It takes a long time for me to slowly hoard the negative emotions brought to me by turning murder into a puppet, and I have to be careful of thinking too much anytime, anywhere and causing depression.

But [Disqualification in the World] can be completely eliminated with just a light touch.

"Look, a thousand miles cannot leave me."

I am speechless.

At this time, a car stopped in front of us.

"Come down." Osamu Dazai drove the driver away, got into the driver's seat himself, and patted the co-pilot.

"Qianli, come up."

I was stunned, Osamu Dazai should not drive, he is a 15-year-old minor.

"Dazai-kun, do you have a driver's license?"

"I'm a mafia, what driver's license do I need?" Osamu Dazai had an expression of "what are you talking about?": "Come up quickly, it's an order."

The orders were all pulled out, so I had no choice but to get into the car obediently, and I belatedly realized that it was not good to let the boss drive the car.

Reality didn't give me time to react, Osamu Dazai quickly started the car as if touching his beloved toy.

I regret it, why did I get into a car driven by Osamu Dazai without a license.

A blind man can drive a car more steadily than Osamu Dazai!

I held on to the seat tightly, trying not to yell, Osamu Dazai not only drove without a license, but he also only missed one eye, so his vision was limited.

Under the devastation of Dazai Osamu's fast driving skills, after he stopped, I was already a useless person.

Osamu Dazai happily dragged me off the co-pilot and shook me awake.

"My former deputy never let me touch the car, Qianli is very kind of you."

Why don't you touch the car, don't you have an AC number?

"Dazai-kun, if I have to go on missions with you in the future, I want to learn how to drive quickly." I patted the brain of Chaos, and realized that it was a wilderness with no one in it, so I put a few new ones in there that have not yet assimilated. The puppet comes out.

Because no one I killed was feared by me, so I learned to reserve puppets, slow AM, without a teacher.

The undigested fear instantly woke me up.

Osamu Dazai's driving skills are terrifying.

Dazai Osamu kindly helped me eliminate those emotions, the specific operation was to rub my carefully groomed hair.

I put a little more on the road, and I don’t take advantage of the advantages.

"Thank you, Dazai-kun."

"It's too unfamiliar, isn't our current relationship enough to call me by name?" Osamu Dazai cooperated to help me eliminate all unnecessary emotions, and then said half coquettishly: "The agreed Qianli wants to be friends with me, What is an honorific name?"

"... Dazai." I changed my words obediently, but I couldn't do otherwise, Dazai Osamu's hand was on my head, and I was afraid that he would pull my hair if he got agitated.

"Hey, hey." Satisfied, Osamu Dazai let go of my messy hair, and climbed up a tree, a big tree like two people hugging each other.

Why are you so skilled at climbing trees?

I took care of my hair silently, pulled off the hair tie and put it back on again. Fortunately, Osamu Dazai didn't go crazy enough to snatch my hair tie.

Osamu Dazai looked around in the distance from the tree, and then yelled at me.

"For thousands of miles, you can also find a tree to stay."

Will you find out something later?

I don't doubt there is him, but I don't know how to climb trees, so I can only transform into silk threads, firmly surround the tree with a layer of footholds, and then step on it.

Qiansixi's supernatural transfiguration thread is really easy to use, but it is too slow to generate, and it is soft and brittle, so it can't be used as a weapon like Spiderman, nor can it strangle people out of thin air.

If only it was as strong as the fishing line.

Fortunately, Qiansixi still has puppets to drive.

"Cheating, Qianli." Osamu Dazai, who was on the tree next door, looked at me relaxedly, climbed up the tree without touching the dust, and cast a jealous look.

He held up his hands, dirty from contact with the bark, and the wrinkled bandages around them, to show me.

"Dazai." I was still a little unfamiliar with this title, so I was taken aback before continuing: "If you touch my thread, the thread will disappear."

"Damn it." Osamu Dazai was powerless like a salted fish, sitting on a tree trunk and swinging his legs: "It shouldn't be possible to wear shoes."

"Then you can try it next time."

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The author has something to say:

可恶，要不是人间失格，丝线异能玩捆【绑多色】感谢在2022-01-1810:06:28~2022-01-1911:07:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Bling Bling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!