Tang Seng Rou

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"Take this with you first, or you won't be able to get out." Tang Xiansang took out the magic spell from the bag and handed it to Monkey King.As long as you wear this hoop, you don't have to listen to what I say. Sister Guanyin has the foresight to know the virtues of this guy.

Tang Xiansang is so grateful to Guanyin, she deserves to be a merciful Bodhisattva!Tang Xiansang walked to the entrance of the cave and frowned at the talisman attached to the ceiling. The ceiling is a bit high.

Sun Wukong took the ring, did not speak, was puzzled for a moment, and took it for himself.

"Hey, the talisman is too high, I can't reach it, you..." Tang Xiansang turned her head to ask Sun Wukong to help, but she was stunned.

God, does he have a brain?Isn't the magic spell meant to be worn on the head?

Hmph, is it weird?Monkey King was expressionless, "What's wrong."

What's wrong? !Tang Xiansang stammered and pointed at Monkey King's □, "You, why are you wearing it there?" Are you mistaken, this pervert actually put the magic spell on his little brother!

"Is there any problem?" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows.

"Of course! You are not sick, you, this is worn on your head!"

"Who said that?" Sun Wukong was confident, and you didn't tell me in advance.

...No, sister Guanyin did not say where she wears it, but, it is always played like this in books and on TV, there is no lower limit!Do you dare to be a little more perverted?

"Forget it, you won't be able to get the magic spell off if you put it on. That's it." Tang Xiansang couldn't help lamenting, this pervert.But, hehe, you asked for it yourself. When you recite the spell, if you are in pain, don't blame me.

If Sister Guanyin knew that Sun Wukong was wearing the magic spell there, I don’t know what expression she would make, hehe.

Egg pain is worse than headache!

"Have you seen enough?" Sun Wukong urged her with a blank expression, he was too dawdling with this woman.

"Enough is enough. You have such a great figure! Who told you not to wear clothes, you deserve to be seen." Turning her head blushing, Tang Xiansang cursed, this perverted figure is really not ordinary, and made me look at it for a long time I didn't come back to my senses.

"Hmph." With the activation of Sun Wukong's mana, black energy permeated his whole body, condensing into a majestic black battle armor, from head to toe, only his sharp-edged face was exposed.

"It's really amazing to have a good figure, hehe." Tang Xiansang looked enviously at Monkey King's suit of battle armor, so handsome.Looking at myself again, the clothes are tattered, too ugly, what girl doesn't love beauty, I am so sad!

"Stop talking nonsense, and quickly take off the magic talisman." Sun Wukong was wearing armor, more like a devil from hell, and he didn't look like a Taiyi Jinxian at all.

"I can't do it alone, you carry me."

"What!" This woman got impatient and dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head, no, on the head of this saint!

"I can't reach it by myself. I can reach it by riding on your neck. Why don't you expose it by yourself. You are tall, so you can definitely reach it." Tang Xiansang looked pure and sincere.

"Hurry up." Sun Wukong squatted down with a dark face, motioning for Tang Xiansang to ride up.I have touched the talisman myself, and every time I was tortured by the ban, I was covered in bruises.

Tang Xiansang rode up swiftly, and the two cooperated to take off the talisman.

Hmph, no matter how powerful you are, you still have to be ridden by me, haha.Tang Xiansang was very proud, the devil was finally deflated.

Sun Wukong jumped out of the cave like the wind, raised his head to the sky and screamed, "Old Sun is back!"

The forest was restless for a moment, no matter how ferocious the beast was, it didn't dare to open its eyes in the corner, trembling with fear from the coercion emanating from Monkey King.

"It scared me to death." Tang Xiansang ran out of the hole in a disheveled manner.This bastard, yelling something, he yelled that the cave collapsed, and he was almost crushed to death by the rocks, but he ran fast.

Sun Wukong stared at Tang Xiansang coldly, with a hint of hesitation in his eyes.

Tang Xiansang hurriedly stepped forward, with the attitude of a little woman, "You must not be ungrateful, if someone saved you, you have to be responsible to him." Don't leave this old man, the road to the west depends entirely on you .

"Lead the way." Just give her a ride, a monster on the way?Just practice your hands.

ah?All right.

Tang Xiansang leaned on a tree branch and walked in front of him dejectedly. He hired a master himself. This is, is there any reason? He doesn't have any self-consciousness as a disciple!Hurry up and give me a well-behaved apprentice!

Tang Xiansang walked to the place where the horses were kept, and jumped up as soon as she sat down, "Ah! You, you killed the horse, how can I get out!"

Sun Wukong continued to move his hands without turning his head, "Go with your legs, do you want to climb?"

Tang Xiansang couldn't stand the bloody scene, so she turned her head, "What did you kill the horse for? It didn't offend you!" It couldn't be that I provoked him, he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he killed the horse to vent his anger.

"Hungry." Sun Wukong cut off the meat from the horse's back and legs, built a fire, and started to roast the meat.

Tang Xiansang turned her head again, the ground was clean without any blood.

Tang Xiansang sat down on the opposite side of Monkey King, warmed herself by the fire, the delicious horse meat, I have never eaten horse meat in my previous life, and I have never even touched horse hair, "The monk is a vegetarian!" The Zen master raised him and never ate meat, and he was greedy no matter how much he wanted to eat.

"Didn't you say that the Buddha kept the wine and meat in his heart after passing through his intestines?" Sun Wukong chewed on the horse's leg and squinted at her.Not eating for hundreds of years is not a problem at all, but I just want to teach her something because I see this woman is stupid.

"Yes. But you don't have a Buddha in your heart!" I still believe what others say, but you are lying to children!Just looking at your cannibalistic eyes, you can tell that the person you hate the most is the Buddha, and it is simply a deliberate act of meat.

"My heart is full of Buddha, how can I say that I don't have him in my heart?!" Sun Wukong sneered, 500 years of torture are unforgettable, Tathagata.

"That's right, I'm too pedantic. Since the horses are dead, they have to die well. Come on, Wukong, the meat doesn't taste good when it's cold. Let's eat it quickly. It's important to hurry." Tang Xian picked up a piece of horse meat I just ate and chewed, it was too fragrant, but it was a little bland.

Hmph, Tathagata, the person you picked is quite cute, unlike you hypocrites who always find a high-sounding excuse for everything you do.