The sand sculpture stand-in and the boss agreed to get married

【Yan Le, I miss you very much, but I know you are still angry, so I can only try my best not to disturb you.I dreamed about the past last night, and when I woke up, I felt empty in my heart. I really miss you. 】

[I know you don't want to talk to me now, you don't need to reply me, as long as you can see my words, I will be satisfied.Yeon Le, work is going well, I will always wait for you to forgive me. 】

When seeing these two stupid text messages, Fu Yanle was on his way to the shooting location.He skillfully put this new number into the blacklist, and said a little irritably, "How can I make a human or animal shut up forever?"

The butler raised his hand, his five fingers wrapped in white gloves were long and straight, like a knife, he gently scratched his neck, and answered the question intuitively and vividly.

"..." The deputy carefully hugged himself tightly.

Fu Yanle is a master who kills with his mouth without seeing blood. This mysterious assistant's gloves are as white as his heart is bloody.Only he is a good young man, a pure flower.

The deputy sighed softly, and said, "Yan Le, the camera is everywhere, from now on, you and the assistant must grasp the character design, and don't expand the limit, okay?"

Fu Yanle and the housekeeper sat upright, and at the same time made a poignant gesture with no expression on their faces, "Ookeke."

"Star Moving on the Way" is a popular variety show that focuses on entertainment and making friends. Star 1 was an instant hit, and Star 2 gained a lot.

It has four characteristics:

The guests are all good-looking and can meet the visual needs of Yangou from 360 degrees;

No malicious editing, intuitively convey the emotions of the guests, and don't take the blame for the fans' war;

The director is stingy, very mischievous in the later stage, the photography is brilliant, and the whole team is shameless;

The live broadcast mode is switched silently, striving for a truly embarrassing program effect.

"Star Road" not only has a CP melee every season, but also has a matchmaker physique. In every season, two guests get married through the show to get a certificate.

Star 3 is even better, because there will be three guests united as one.

Fu Yanle rubbed his chin, he really didn't understand how Lin Qingtong would give the three protagonists the titles of first, second, and third.

The pick-up car stopped in front of the fence.

The housekeeper and his deputy stood outside the camera, only Fu Yanle stood on the plain soil, looking thoughtfully at the six small wild flowers in front of him.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, just short of blue, can make up Yu Jingchen's third aunt.

At the same time, the audience who had already squatted in the live broadcast room started the first round of swiping:

[Wipe, wipe!It's that white crane!Get closer to the camera, and the beauty will shoot her in the face! 】

[Everyone else is a good start, but this is a fucking bad start, I'm overjoyed! ! 】

[This choker...silver double chain, clinging, bound/bound... Is it only me who wants to be crooked?Hold!This man is lecherous! 】

[Can you take less shots of this person, where is Tongtong, I want to see Tongtong! 】

[Your pupil pupil fell out of the latrine, don't come out to vomit, get out! 】

【…】

Fu Yanle looked around and found a wooden sign standing in front of the big tree next door.

【Please choose a fafa～】

Fu Yanle chose the purple one, but when he picked it up, he found that there was still a fucking petal missing.

There is a small card hanging under the flower branch: [Please walk 100 meters straight along Xinxin Avenue and enter our warm nest of happiness~]

Fu Yanle looked around again, convinced that there was only one avenue here: the avenue of poverty in the program group.

He walked through the bamboo path and saw a two-story single building behind him. The color and structure of the outer wall reminded him of Yu Jingchen's third aunt.

Third Aunt was everywhere.

There is a table in front of the small building, and behind the table sits a man in a golden tights with a sign on his chest reading: [Check-in payment office].

Seeing Fu Yanle approaching step by step, the golden man couldn't help stretching out his longing palms, but seeing Fu Yanle walking past without looking sideways, his outstretched hands trembled slightly, and then he stood up suddenly, "Guest stay!"

Fu Yanle paused, turned his head and said, "You are an npc who will add a camera for yourself."

Xiao Jin raised her chest, "I'm a financial officer. Guests, you need to pay for your stay."

"Oh." Fu Yanle generously handed him the flowers.

Xiao Jin looked confused, "What I want is money, money, you know?"

"With this flower, you are the roommate of one of the guests, and one-sixth of the shots will focus on you. What is this? It's exposure, popularity, and a way to monetize traffic." Fu Yanle He sighed old-fashionedly, "Young man, don't limit your thinking."

Xiao Jin nodded in agreement, "What about you?"

Fu Yanle eagerly pointed to the sign on his chest, "I will take over your task."

Xiao Jin hugged himself, "Daba daba! Guests must pay the fee, 1000 yuan for the Tianzi room, 700 yuan for the Dizi room, and 400 yuan for the Herringbone room."

Fu Yanle said: "What can you get with this disparity of 300?"

"Unexpected surprise, or sadness." Little King Kong stretched out his hand again, "Please pay the fee."

Fu Yanle said: "If I remember correctly, the program group stipulates that guests are not allowed to carry RMB, bank cards, etc., and are not allowed to use WeChat, Alipay, etc.?"

"Heh." Xiao Jin said, "You look beautiful, so don't think too much about it."

Fu Yanle questioned: "So the show crew is now forcing her into prostitution?"

Xiao Jin said: "Although the words are crude, the core is very accurate."

He turned out the second card: [If you have no money, you can borrow from the program group. The group with the lowest income or the highest debt in the whole season needs to accept the ultimate thunder punishment~)]

Seeing Fu Yanle's condemnation of the cold capitalists and the pain of losing his innocence on Fu Yanle's face, Xiaojin took out the rainbow check excitedly and expectantly, "How much does the client want to loan?"

"Heh." Fu Yanle smiled evilly, stretched out two fingers upwards, and quickly pointed downwards.

At the same time, the housekeeper behind the camera rushed to Fu Yanle at the speed of being chased by a dog, and handed over 1000 yuan of private money.

"Hey." Fu Yanle put the real money in Xiao Jin's palm, "A little bit."

Xiao Jin said angrily: "This does not comply with the regulations!"

"First of all, 'Guests need to pay fees', so as long as I pay the fee, it's OK, and I didn't say that I can't ask for help outside the venue; secondly, 'Guests can't bring...can't use...', so it's OK if I abide by it, and it doesn't say that assistants should also abide by it; In the end, the program team forced her into prostitution, don't blame me for rebelling." Fu Yanle patted the table, "The key to the Tianzifang!"

"You are making too much sense!" Xiao Jin angrily took out a stack of room cards, and handed the most luxurious gold card to Fu Yanle.

"You can't refute!" Fu Yanle touched Xiao Jin's bald head, which was twice as angry, and walked into the small building humming a little tune.

The audience in the live broadcast room turned up the volume, and found that this guy was singing exactly: "The program team is a dog, but unfortunately its IQ is not enough; if it wants to play tricks, I call it a fool; if you want me to owe money, I will destroy your job. Ahhhh, goose goose goose goose goose!"

[Damn, where's the director!If it's a man, beat me up with a sack for this dog! 】

【I'm the director, I'm already mad; I'm the guest, I'm laughing to death; I'm myself, I'm going to fan him. 】

[Newcomer male singer Fu Yanle's own song: "Doggy's Day", welcome to listen. 】

[Not to mention, the melody is quite nice, and the voice has billions of hooks! 】

[Fuck, this familiar style of painting, from Xuandu TV to Weibo and then here - Fu Gou, it's you! 】

【…】

At this time, the camera flashed, and a string of rainbow hearts appeared on the black screen. This is a special effect for the transition of the program group.Three seconds later, the live broadcast room of the next guest started at the same time, and Fu Yanle's live broadcast room was changed to a public live broadcast room.

Fu Yanle entered the building, and found that the decoration style here is just two words: "minimalist", all the furniture is just needed, and nothing else.

He sat down in front of the sofa according to the guidelines, and naturally took out his mobile phone. At this time, a reminder came from beside him: "According to the program group practice, guests are not allowed to search for content related to the program group in the cabin, so guests need to zoom in when using the mobile phone. screen for surveillance."

This regulation was basically written in vain in the first two episodes, and the artists were not willing to cast on the big screen. After all, it would be difficult to handle if something they didn’t want to be exposed during the live broadcast.At this time, the program team just reminded as usual, but I didn't expect that Fu Yanle didn't care, and nodded in agreement.

The director was very appreciative: what a minimalist person with no secrets!Not afraid of the camera, not afraid of exposure, so simple and clean!

The minimalist clicked on WeChat, and at the same time, an enlarged version of the WeChat chat interface appeared on the large screen beside him.

Xiao Lu: [Son, I'm watching your live broadcast, isn't this crap show too picky?Where did all that investment go?Did the director eat alone! 】

Fu Yanle replied: [Son, you thought of a possibility. 】

The admiration in the director's eyes suddenly shattered, and at the same time, killing intent flashed across: "..."

The old man: [Guisun, you sang so well that I want to beat you right away. 】

Fu Yanle replied: [Thank you Guiye, don't run around when you are old, drink tea and soak your feet at home. 】

Program group: It's good to be kind to grandpa and grandson.

Brother Chen: [There is a meeting, so I can't continue watching the live broadcast.Have fun and don't get bullied. 】

Huh?Can you also follow him live at this point?

Fu Yanle replied immediately: [Ang, brother, you should work hard. (Frog Spit Heart.jpg)]

Program group: Who can bully him?Aren't you afraid that he will immediately freestyle a "Derby Song"?

But just now, "Grandpa is kind and grandson is filial", here is really brotherly respect, Fu Yanle's family atmosphere is quite good.

At this moment, the door was gently pushed open, Fu Yanle raised his head casually, and saw the person coming.

Meng Xinqiu entered the living room, stopped in front of Fu Yanle, smiled gently, stretched out his hand and said, "Yanle, long time no see."

Fu Yanle put away the phone, reached out and brushed Meng Xinqiu's palm with his fingertips, and quickly pulled it away before the latter held it. The whole process did not exceed three seconds.

Director: Why, shit is on someone's hands, why don't you want to touch it?

Facing Meng Xinqiu's slightly sinking gaze, Fu Yanle swayed two sweet dimples, and tilted her head innocently and suspiciously.

"But I haven't seen you before."

I have no shit in my eyes.

The author has something to say:

No update tomorrow~ (5D is very busy, it will be 2 days off before v)

I wish you all a happy new year in advance. I hope that the babies who go to school will succeed in their studies, the babies who are working will take off in their careers, and the babies who are still confused will clear up the clouds and mist as soon as possible. ?)o