Ever since he became a married man, Fu Yanle has strictly abided by his masculinity, and he hasn't gone out for more than half a month.Lu Minghe didn't think this would work, and there happened to be a party held by a friend of his friends at night, so he simply dragged Fu Yanle to have a lively time.
Touching the small card, earning a lot, was kicked off the table, sat on the sofa, peeled the orange, sipped the foreign wine, Fu Yanle said: "Let's work together."
"Marriage is the tomb of love and the shackles of freedom. My predecessors have never deceived me." Lu Minghe uncorked the wine, poured half a glass, and pushed it in front of Fu Yanle, "This is the second bottle, take it easy."
Fu Yanle took off his coat, and pushed it casually into the corner of the sofa. When he raised his hand to wipe his face, his palm was hot.He was as reckless as a bull when drinking tonight, and he spoke with pride, "If you are a man, you can drink twenty bottles!"
Lu Minghe gave a "bah" sound, and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, after you're done, I'll immediately fulfill my long-cherished wish of 'pissing on your dead body'."
Fu Yanle was so irritable that he didn't bother to talk back.
Lu Minghe turned his head, and happened to meet the group of people on the opposite sofa. The two parties waved and greeted each other with smiles, and flirted with each other across the passage.
Fu Yanle raised his eyes casually, and his throat was numb from the crowd of coquettish butterflies who were winking and shaking their legs and buttocks, and the smell of alcohol rushed to his forehead.
The sofa under the ass was shaken by Lu Minghe like a water bed, Fu Yanle's throat twitched, and he said, "Fuck!"
Lu Minghe immediately stopped moving.He put his legs together, folded his hands on his thighs, turned his head slightly towards Fu Yanle, and apologized dignifiedly and forcefully: "Dad, I'm sorry."
Father Fu ignored him, and sat on the side, frowning slightly, more melancholy than Lin Daiyu.
"There's something wrong with you today." Lu Minghe put on the pose of a thinker, sorting out Fu Yanle's mood today: from the inexplicable excitement and happiness when he first arrived home, to the contemplation and entanglement in the middle, and now he is sometimes restless and sometimes depressed——
He guessed with reason: "Are you green again?"
Fu Yanle said quietly: "You are dead."
"Before I die, please ask my father to reward me with the honor of solving your problems for the last time, so that I will die without regret, otherwise I will be full of worries and anger, and I will come to stand on my father's bedside every night when I go to hell, and face to face with my father Yes." Lu Minghe picked up warm water and coaxed, "Dad, drink some water to moisten your throat."
Fu Yanle condescended to take a sip.
Lu Minghe put down his water glass, pushed Fu Yanle to the sofa, and asked forcefully, "Did Yu Jingchen bully you?"
"No." Fu Yanle's tone was weak, "I was the one who listened to slander and misunderstood him for no reason. He's really nice."
Lu Minghe took the opportunity to probe, "Compared to Su Fengyao?"
Until now, Lu Minghe still feels that the matter of "Fu Yanle and Yu Jingchen receiving the certificate" is very magical. After all, his brother was infatuated with Su Fengyao before to an abnormal and unrealistic level, why did he let go of it in a blink of an eye?
"Brother Chen's most humiliating thing in this life is to compare with Su Fengyao." Fu Yanle stared at Lu Minghe, as if looking at the heinous bastard again, "You are so poisonous!"
"...Well, if you can put it this way, it seems that you really don't have any nostalgia for that bitch Su Fengyao, that's good!" Lu Minghe had mixed feelings, "Although I don't think Yu Jingchen is a good person."
"You have a prejudice against him." Fu Yanle taught earnestly, "If he is good, will the Yu family take his turn? Do you think everyone is like the two of us, and we can sit on gold, mountains and silver without fighting with our brothers?" Shan? Besides, no matter how good or bad he is, he didn't bother us."
"For a person like him, outsiders have 'prejudice' against him, because outsiders can't know the real him, and he won't let outsiders know. But—" Lu Minghe poked Fu Yanle's face, "It's still round To the point, Yu Jingchen probably didn't treat you harshly either."
"Really?" Fu Yanle touched his face, "Diet is regular, early to bed and early to rise, less alcohol and less spicy, so as to reduce stress in life."
Every meal of the Yu family is carefully matched, with balanced meat and vegetables and rich nutrition.What's more, since he moved into Yu's house, he has eaten every meal. Brother Chen will feed him desserts from time to time, and let the housekeeper take care of him when he is away.
Under this kind of comprehensive care, he can't do without health.
Lu Minghe looked at the weird curve of Fu Yanle's mouth unconsciously, and said mockingly: "Then Yu Jingchen raised you as a son, or as a wife?"
Fu Yanle was too lazy to greet the [-]th generation of Lu family ancestors, and after a long silence, he said, "Xiao Lu, I think it's a bit strange."
As soon as the word "Xiao Lu" came out, Lu Minghe immediately sat upright, coughed lightly, and said in a serious tone, "Xiao Fu, please speak."
Fu Yanle said: "Why did Brother Chen agree to marry me?"
"Isn't it to deal with his mother?" Lu Minghe said, "Don't you think he has other plans? He is different from Su Fengyao's aggressive grandson. In terms of wealth, power, and connections, he has nothing for you. Yu The family and the old Lu family have no old enemies, and he probably didn't want to use you to deal with the old man."
"That's why the more I think about it, the more strange it becomes." Fu Yanle sighed deeply, "I have met Mrs. Yu, objectively speaking, she is a very open-minded lady, I don't think she will force Brother Chen to marry. Picky, he's definitely not the type to marry just to save trouble."
And the most important point, Fu Yanle died at the age of 25 in his previous life, and Yu Jingchen, who was nearly 30 years old at that time, was still an unattainable single dog.It doesn't make sense that Mrs. Yu in this life would urge marriage, but Mrs. Yu in her previous life would not. Since Yu Jingchen in her previous life was noble enough to be 30 years old, why did Yu Jingchen in this life choose to leave the single aristocrat so easily?
Fu Yanle frowned: Could it be...Yu Jingchen also had an agreement to marry someone in his previous life, but it wasn't him?Then why choose him again in this life?
"Oh." Lu Minghe rubbed his chin and kept smiling, "So why did you agree to marry him then?"
Fu Yanle was at a loss for words, "...I didn't think so much at the time."
At that time, he had just been reborn, and his mind was full of thoughts on how to get revenge on Daibi Lin and Daibisu as soon as possible. His calmness value dropped by half, and Yu Jingchen was so beautiful, how could he think so carefully?
"It's all caused by impulsiveness." Lu Minghe stretched out his hand to poke Fu Yanle's forehead, "I don't know Yu Jingchen well, how do I know what he thinks? I can't help you, why don't you just ask him? No, you can't just ask, If he really has a purpose, don't you just startle the snake? It's better to fight in a roundabout way and try a wave first!"
Fu Yanle let out a cold "ah", "If I can find out something from him, I will be the one in charge of the Yu family now."
"...That's right, you're a bit stupider than him." Lu Minghe sighed melancholy.
Fu Yanle gritted his teeth, unable to refute.
At this time, a waiter walked by carrying several bottles of wine, Lu Minghe's brain lighted up, and he slapped his thigh, "Yes! Get him drunk, and take advantage of it."
Fu Yanle shook his head, "It won't work. He's not indulgent, and he's very self-disciplined. If you ask him to drink for no reason, he will definitely suspect that I have ulterior motives."
"This man is really difficult!" Lu Minghe played with the dull hair on Fu Yanle's head nonchalantly.
They were close, Fu Yanle's red face was in front of her eyes, her thin eyelids pressed down her eyelashes, lazy and beautiful.Lu Minghe was so blessed that he suddenly approached and smiled mysteriously, "Yes! He is not drunk, you are drunk."
Fu Yanle raised his eyes and said seriously: "I may be drunk, I can't keep up with your train of thought!"
"What I mean is!" Lu Minghe said in a low voice, "Have you ever thought that he really has other plans, but he has plans for you?"
"You mean: He pictured my beautiful skin and perfect body?" Fu Yanle pondered for half a minute, her tone became a little more determined, "Although I have the capital, we agreed to get married at the beginning. It doesn't include husband and wife obligations. What's more, he treats me so well, it doesn't look like he has a lust for me. "
Lu Minghe said sadly: "A man's words under the bed are farting, and his words on the bed are for being struck by lightning! A powerful man never rushes blindly. Only 'boiling a frog in warm water' can test a man's true kung fu!"
"That's right." Fu Yanle picked out the wine glass, "But...why am I drunk?"
"Sex is a temptation!" Lu Minghe embraced Fu Yanle excitedly, "Show off your beauty by being drunk and lower his defenses! If he really has something ulterior motives, then why don't you try to find out? If he No, the next day you directly said: 'Ah, I'm sorry Yu giegie, I drank too much last night and didn't offend you, I will be careful in the future'—”
"It makes sense!" Fu Yanle punched Lu Minghe's thigh with a fist, and a light called "excitement" appeared in his eyes, "Good idea!"
Lu Minghe held down that impolite fist, "It's time to start planning now!"
Fu Yanle immediately asked for advice humbly, "What should I do in the first step?"
"Let him know that you are drunk." Lu Minghe said, "Take out your phone, and tell the butler Shuaibi: I'm drunk, please come and pick me up."
"Okay." Fu Yanle immediately implemented the plan, "What about the second step?"
Lu Minghe said quickly: "Let him know that you are drunk and find a way to be alone with him!"
Fu Yanle opened the small notebook in his head and wrote down two notes, "And then!"
"Fucking sex/seduction!" Lu Minghe poked Fu Yanle hard on the forehead, "Who are you? You are the most dazzling light in the galaxy! The most dazzling brilliance in the universe! The brightest star in the night sky—Child of Light! Unleash your charm on you It’s as simple as breathing, do you still need me to teach you? Don’t be ashamed, don’t be ashamed, hook him to death, you know!”
"I know!" Fu Yanle quickly picked up the wine glass on the table, drank it down, then wiped his mouth boldly, raised his chest confidently, and smiled evilly, "100G youth education movies are not for nothing."
Seeing Fu Yanle's stupid appearance, Lu Minghe was suddenly worried.
Fuck, why do you feel a little unreliable?
The author has something to say:
Dayu: Thank you. @小露(putting palms together)
Xiao Lu: Huh?It should be! (joy)
Is school going to start, baby?
Touching the small card, earning a lot, was kicked off the table, sat on the sofa, peeled the orange, sipped the foreign wine, Fu Yanle said: "Let's work together."
"Marriage is the tomb of love and the shackles of freedom. My predecessors have never deceived me." Lu Minghe uncorked the wine, poured half a glass, and pushed it in front of Fu Yanle, "This is the second bottle, take it easy."
Fu Yanle took off his coat, and pushed it casually into the corner of the sofa. When he raised his hand to wipe his face, his palm was hot.He was as reckless as a bull when drinking tonight, and he spoke with pride, "If you are a man, you can drink twenty bottles!"
Lu Minghe gave a "bah" sound, and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, after you're done, I'll immediately fulfill my long-cherished wish of 'pissing on your dead body'."
Fu Yanle was so irritable that he didn't bother to talk back.
Lu Minghe turned his head, and happened to meet the group of people on the opposite sofa. The two parties waved and greeted each other with smiles, and flirted with each other across the passage.
Fu Yanle raised his eyes casually, and his throat was numb from the crowd of coquettish butterflies who were winking and shaking their legs and buttocks, and the smell of alcohol rushed to his forehead.
The sofa under the ass was shaken by Lu Minghe like a water bed, Fu Yanle's throat twitched, and he said, "Fuck!"
Lu Minghe immediately stopped moving.He put his legs together, folded his hands on his thighs, turned his head slightly towards Fu Yanle, and apologized dignifiedly and forcefully: "Dad, I'm sorry."
Father Fu ignored him, and sat on the side, frowning slightly, more melancholy than Lin Daiyu.
"There's something wrong with you today." Lu Minghe put on the pose of a thinker, sorting out Fu Yanle's mood today: from the inexplicable excitement and happiness when he first arrived home, to the contemplation and entanglement in the middle, and now he is sometimes restless and sometimes depressed——
He guessed with reason: "Are you green again?"
Fu Yanle said quietly: "You are dead."
"Before I die, please ask my father to reward me with the honor of solving your problems for the last time, so that I will die without regret, otherwise I will be full of worries and anger, and I will come to stand on my father's bedside every night when I go to hell, and face to face with my father Yes." Lu Minghe picked up warm water and coaxed, "Dad, drink some water to moisten your throat."
Fu Yanle condescended to take a sip.
Lu Minghe put down his water glass, pushed Fu Yanle to the sofa, and asked forcefully, "Did Yu Jingchen bully you?"
"No." Fu Yanle's tone was weak, "I was the one who listened to slander and misunderstood him for no reason. He's really nice."
Lu Minghe took the opportunity to probe, "Compared to Su Fengyao?"
Until now, Lu Minghe still feels that the matter of "Fu Yanle and Yu Jingchen receiving the certificate" is very magical. After all, his brother was infatuated with Su Fengyao before to an abnormal and unrealistic level, why did he let go of it in a blink of an eye?
"Brother Chen's most humiliating thing in this life is to compare with Su Fengyao." Fu Yanle stared at Lu Minghe, as if looking at the heinous bastard again, "You are so poisonous!"
"...Well, if you can put it this way, it seems that you really don't have any nostalgia for that bitch Su Fengyao, that's good!" Lu Minghe had mixed feelings, "Although I don't think Yu Jingchen is a good person."
"You have a prejudice against him." Fu Yanle taught earnestly, "If he is good, will the Yu family take his turn? Do you think everyone is like the two of us, and we can sit on gold, mountains and silver without fighting with our brothers?" Shan? Besides, no matter how good or bad he is, he didn't bother us."
"For a person like him, outsiders have 'prejudice' against him, because outsiders can't know the real him, and he won't let outsiders know. But—" Lu Minghe poked Fu Yanle's face, "It's still round To the point, Yu Jingchen probably didn't treat you harshly either."
"Really?" Fu Yanle touched his face, "Diet is regular, early to bed and early to rise, less alcohol and less spicy, so as to reduce stress in life."
Every meal of the Yu family is carefully matched, with balanced meat and vegetables and rich nutrition.What's more, since he moved into Yu's house, he has eaten every meal. Brother Chen will feed him desserts from time to time, and let the housekeeper take care of him when he is away.
Under this kind of comprehensive care, he can't do without health.
Lu Minghe looked at the weird curve of Fu Yanle's mouth unconsciously, and said mockingly: "Then Yu Jingchen raised you as a son, or as a wife?"
Fu Yanle was too lazy to greet the [-]th generation of Lu family ancestors, and after a long silence, he said, "Xiao Lu, I think it's a bit strange."
As soon as the word "Xiao Lu" came out, Lu Minghe immediately sat upright, coughed lightly, and said in a serious tone, "Xiao Fu, please speak."
Fu Yanle said: "Why did Brother Chen agree to marry me?"
"Isn't it to deal with his mother?" Lu Minghe said, "Don't you think he has other plans? He is different from Su Fengyao's aggressive grandson. In terms of wealth, power, and connections, he has nothing for you. Yu The family and the old Lu family have no old enemies, and he probably didn't want to use you to deal with the old man."
"That's why the more I think about it, the more strange it becomes." Fu Yanle sighed deeply, "I have met Mrs. Yu, objectively speaking, she is a very open-minded lady, I don't think she will force Brother Chen to marry. Picky, he's definitely not the type to marry just to save trouble."
And the most important point, Fu Yanle died at the age of 25 in his previous life, and Yu Jingchen, who was nearly 30 years old at that time, was still an unattainable single dog.It doesn't make sense that Mrs. Yu in this life would urge marriage, but Mrs. Yu in her previous life would not. Since Yu Jingchen in her previous life was noble enough to be 30 years old, why did Yu Jingchen in this life choose to leave the single aristocrat so easily?
Fu Yanle frowned: Could it be...Yu Jingchen also had an agreement to marry someone in his previous life, but it wasn't him?Then why choose him again in this life?
"Oh." Lu Minghe rubbed his chin and kept smiling, "So why did you agree to marry him then?"
Fu Yanle was at a loss for words, "...I didn't think so much at the time."
At that time, he had just been reborn, and his mind was full of thoughts on how to get revenge on Daibi Lin and Daibisu as soon as possible. His calmness value dropped by half, and Yu Jingchen was so beautiful, how could he think so carefully?
"It's all caused by impulsiveness." Lu Minghe stretched out his hand to poke Fu Yanle's forehead, "I don't know Yu Jingchen well, how do I know what he thinks? I can't help you, why don't you just ask him? No, you can't just ask, If he really has a purpose, don't you just startle the snake? It's better to fight in a roundabout way and try a wave first!"
Fu Yanle let out a cold "ah", "If I can find out something from him, I will be the one in charge of the Yu family now."
"...That's right, you're a bit stupider than him." Lu Minghe sighed melancholy.
Fu Yanle gritted his teeth, unable to refute.
At this time, a waiter walked by carrying several bottles of wine, Lu Minghe's brain lighted up, and he slapped his thigh, "Yes! Get him drunk, and take advantage of it."
Fu Yanle shook his head, "It won't work. He's not indulgent, and he's very self-disciplined. If you ask him to drink for no reason, he will definitely suspect that I have ulterior motives."
"This man is really difficult!" Lu Minghe played with the dull hair on Fu Yanle's head nonchalantly.
They were close, Fu Yanle's red face was in front of her eyes, her thin eyelids pressed down her eyelashes, lazy and beautiful.Lu Minghe was so blessed that he suddenly approached and smiled mysteriously, "Yes! He is not drunk, you are drunk."
Fu Yanle raised his eyes and said seriously: "I may be drunk, I can't keep up with your train of thought!"
"What I mean is!" Lu Minghe said in a low voice, "Have you ever thought that he really has other plans, but he has plans for you?"
"You mean: He pictured my beautiful skin and perfect body?" Fu Yanle pondered for half a minute, her tone became a little more determined, "Although I have the capital, we agreed to get married at the beginning. It doesn't include husband and wife obligations. What's more, he treats me so well, it doesn't look like he has a lust for me. "
Lu Minghe said sadly: "A man's words under the bed are farting, and his words on the bed are for being struck by lightning! A powerful man never rushes blindly. Only 'boiling a frog in warm water' can test a man's true kung fu!"
"That's right." Fu Yanle picked out the wine glass, "But...why am I drunk?"
"Sex is a temptation!" Lu Minghe embraced Fu Yanle excitedly, "Show off your beauty by being drunk and lower his defenses! If he really has something ulterior motives, then why don't you try to find out? If he No, the next day you directly said: 'Ah, I'm sorry Yu giegie, I drank too much last night and didn't offend you, I will be careful in the future'—”
"It makes sense!" Fu Yanle punched Lu Minghe's thigh with a fist, and a light called "excitement" appeared in his eyes, "Good idea!"
Lu Minghe held down that impolite fist, "It's time to start planning now!"
Fu Yanle immediately asked for advice humbly, "What should I do in the first step?"
"Let him know that you are drunk." Lu Minghe said, "Take out your phone, and tell the butler Shuaibi: I'm drunk, please come and pick me up."
"Okay." Fu Yanle immediately implemented the plan, "What about the second step?"
Lu Minghe said quickly: "Let him know that you are drunk and find a way to be alone with him!"
Fu Yanle opened the small notebook in his head and wrote down two notes, "And then!"
"Fucking sex/seduction!" Lu Minghe poked Fu Yanle hard on the forehead, "Who are you? You are the most dazzling light in the galaxy! The most dazzling brilliance in the universe! The brightest star in the night sky—Child of Light! Unleash your charm on you It’s as simple as breathing, do you still need me to teach you? Don’t be ashamed, don’t be ashamed, hook him to death, you know!”
"I know!" Fu Yanle quickly picked up the wine glass on the table, drank it down, then wiped his mouth boldly, raised his chest confidently, and smiled evilly, "100G youth education movies are not for nothing."
Seeing Fu Yanle's stupid appearance, Lu Minghe was suddenly worried.
Fuck, why do you feel a little unreliable?
The author has something to say:
Dayu: Thank you. @小露(putting palms together)
Xiao Lu: Huh?It should be! (joy)
Is school going to start, baby?
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