The sand sculpture stand-in and the boss agreed to get married

[Housekeeper, what kind of flowers does Brother Chen like? (Frog rubbing ass.gif)]

The butler, who came back to work again, held the car window with one hand and said without turning his head, "Fu Shao asked Mr. what flowers he likes."

"As long as it is given by Fu Shao, sir should like it. Does Fu Shao want to send flowers to sir?" Xu Tezhu looked surprised, "I am very happy for my husband, and I hope that my husband can also feel the joy I feel for him, and give I have some substantial rewards."

The steward said, "Wherever you are, the smell of greed and greed of the philistines will fill you."

"I call it real." Xu Tezhu smiled, "If you were so noble, you wouldn't hang out in the seafood market all year round. I look down on you."

The housekeeper said, "Spit out your share of the money."

Special assistant Xu said seriously: "Seizing opportunities is also a skill, and making money with strength, I approve of you."

The butler tapped his lips with his finger, sneered, and then typed a reply: [Mr. likes roses the most. (thumbs.jpg)]

"Rose?" Fu Yanle quit WeChat, turned around and entered the flower shop around the corner, and said proudly, "I want to buy roses."

The boss is a young lady, who is wearing an apron and trimming potted plants. After hearing the sound, she hurriedly greeted her, "We have sixteen kinds of roses here, which one do you want, sir? Do you need to read the album? Or can you tell me what kind of rose you are going to give?" Man, I can recommend to Mr.

As the boss said, he looked at Fu Yanle secretly.

Well, although he wears a woolen cap, a mask around his face, and a pair of sunglasses on his nose, he doesn't look honorable at all, but with this figure, this temperament, this voice, and this perfume full of RMB flavor-this must be He is a human high-quality male!

But... why does it feel familiar?

Fu Yanle unknowingly interrupted her boss, who was studying her, and said: "Height 191, golden ratio, eight-pack abs, perfect body, cool white skin, top-notch beauty, rich and capable, abstinence, indifference, gentleness, gentleness and elegance, the only one The downside is that it's too perfect."

wipe!Does he now boast that Yu Jingchen doesn't need to think?

Fu Yanle secretly praised her excellent rainbow fart ability and outstanding aesthetic level.

"...Ah?" The boss closed his mouth manually, "Ah!"

It turned out to be a gift for a high-quality boyfriend!

She smiled sincerely and said enthusiastically, "With all due respect, it takes 999 flowers to be worthy of such an outstanding human being."

Fu Yanle believed it was true, and readily pulled out a card, "Then I want 999 flowers now."

"Ah? Now? This is too unexpected. There is not so much stock, can you wait for a day? It doesn't matter if you can't wait." The boss quickly opened the layout and led Fu Yanle to the reception desk.

"You can become a distinguished VIP user of our store for free. In addition to the guarantee of quality and service, our store also includes sending flowers, confession, singing love songs, writing love poem cards, buying Pampers or other love/fun equipment! Mr. can Feel free to enter the pit! Most importantly, this store also needs high-quality members like Mr.!"

"Oh, that's it, that's fine." Fu Yanle was moved by the last sentence, and added his nickname and mobile phone information to the member book, "Then next time there is a big deal, I will come to you again, and I will buy less today."

"Good dear!" The boss said enthusiastically, "Boss, do you need a rose that matches the temperament of the subject?"

"Yes!" Fu Yanle said firmly, "I want the sweet, pure and gentle one."

The boss clapped his hands and said, "Yes!"

An hour later, Fu Yanle hugged Xiaohua, hummed a little song, took small steps, and walked into the main building of the Yu family with a little happiness on his head.

Yu Jingchen was sitting on the sofa reading documents. He turned his head to look after hearing the movement, and his eyes fell from Fu Yanle's face to the bouquet of flowers in his arms.

The document in his hand was wrinkled, Yu Jingchen looked away, and his breathing sank.

Fu Yanle also stopped at the same spot, grasping the ground with his ten toes——

wipe!Why is brother Chen not in the study but on the first floor?He hasn't prepared the little speech for sending flowers yet!

The documents were almost crushed, but Fu Yanle didn't make a sound.Yu Jingchen turned his head again, seeing Fu Yanle's expression of panic, confusion, and shyness, he couldn't help saying in a cold voice, "Su Fengyao sent you flowers again?"

Sure enough, Gu Jiming was still young, so he acted too lightly.

"Bah, bah, bah! Bad luck!" The fan-shaped graph on Fu Yanle's face instantly converted into an extremely simple pie graph, with a disgust value as high as 100%.He wished he could conjure up a row of braziers and straddle Yu Jingchen a hundred times hand in hand.

"...It's fine if you don't." Yu Jingchen restrained his emotions, and his tone was normal, "Who gave you flowers?"

"Of course the most handsome, best-looking, most elegant, cutest, most attractive, most evil, and most lovable in the universe—"

A fierce crackling sound mercilessly interrupted Fu Yanle's singing.

Yu Jingchen retracted his toes, but didn't even look at the innocent teacup that was shattered all over the floor.

"Oh my God!" Fu Yanle floated lightly to Yu Jingchen's side, "Brother Chen, don't think I didn't realize you're a monster jio! Why are you so irritable and accidentally picked up gunpowder? Or are you in a bad mood?"

Yu Jingchen didn't answer this question, and asked repeatedly, "Who gave you flowers? Abandon that string of flashy false prefixes and just say the name."

"What? Flashy, how dare you say these words are false adjectives!"

If it wasn't for the height of the main building, human height and Newton's disapproval, Fu Yanle would immediately hit his head on the top, fly out of the main building, then turn around and spit out an angry fireball, making the whole building buried for its ignorant master!

"What?" Yu Jingchen looked sideways, "You want to fight with me because of him?"

"No trouble? Do you think I dare not? Do you underestimate me? Do you think I'm afraid of you? Well! I really dare not, but it's not because I'm afraid of you, but because I'm an old man Three good handsome guys who love young people!" Fu Yanle gradually lowered his voice, flattened his haughty chin under Yu Jingchen's cold and oppressive gaze, and said weakly, "Why are you suddenly attacking me?"

"..." Yu Jingchen took a breath and lowered his voice, "Who told you to praise others so much?"

"Can I praise myself? Have I broken the law? I think these adjectives are made for me, can't I?" Fu Yanle said aggrievedly, "Are you very attractive!"

"Praise yourself? You—" Yu Jingchen took a breath longer than before, "Did you buy the flowers for yourself?"

"I bought it for the dog!" Fu Yanle threw the flower into Yu Jingchen's arms, got up and was about to walk out of Tom's pace, but was dragged back by Yu Jingchen, and his butt bounced twice on the sofa.

Fu Yanle quickly hugged his dizzy head, slapped Yu Jingchen's hand away mercilessly, and snorted coldly with his arms folded.

Yu Jingchen pressed the flower with one hand and Fu Yanle with the other, and said, "Give it to me?"

Fu Yanle said proudly: "If you give it to a dog, whoever takes it is the dog, otherwise don't take it."

"Oh." Yu Jingchen turned slightly sideways, resting his chin on Fu Yanle's shoulder.

Fu Yanle moved uncomfortably, "Why?"

Yu Jingchen approached, looked at Fu Yanle's flushed face, and said righteously, "Wang."

"Fuck!" Fu Yanle stood up suddenly, covered his ears and looked at Yu Jingchen with a calm, mature and elegant face in disbelief.

wipe?What did he hear?

Wipe?Yu Jingchen barked?

Wipe it?What heinous crime did he commit to make innocent ears suffer such heavy karma?

"Brother Chen..." Fu Yanle slid his hands down his ears, crossed his mouth and covered his mouth, with a trembling tone, "Brother, you... don't, really don't! Isn't it just flowers? I'll order you one right away." 999 flowers! No, 99999 flowers, I will send them to you tomorrow!"

"No, what I want is not flowers, but the wishes of the people who buy them." Yu Jingchen raised his legs gracefully, "Just like when I send you flowers, what I want is not flowers, but my heart."

Whenever Yu Jingchen talks like this, Fu Yanle can't stand it anymore, let alone questioning whether Yu Jingchen has some special, exciting, unspeakable hobby, he can't even squeak now.

Yu Jingchen glanced at Fu Yanle and said, "Why did you buy me this kind of rose?"

"Pretty, pure, sweet, cute, innocent, noble, elegant." Fu Yanle said without soul, "I love you."

Yu Jingchen was silent for about three seconds, calmly accepted this "self", and said, "Thank you. What are they called?"

"Peach Red Snow Mountain Rose." Fu Yanle said.

"Thank you." Yu Jingchen leaned closer, his eyelids drooped, quietly staring at the bouquet, "I like it very much."

Fu Yanle suddenly froze.He was almost condescending, looking at Yu Jingchen's gentle expression when he lowered his eyes, and the fingertips holding the bouquet showed forbearing and excited paleness, as if what was embedded in his arms was not a rose, but a priceless and rare thing treasure.

Yu Jingchen seemed to really like it.

Obviously it's just a bouquet of flowers.

"...I will buy it for you often in the future." Fu Yanle left this line with a domineering air and pampering attitude, and went upstairs quickly without waiting for Yu Jingchen's reaction.

He stood on the wall on the second floor for a while, recovering his breathing, with Yu Jingchen's eyes still in front of his eyes.

Is it so easy to please Yu Jingchen?You don't need to send him a perfect project planning plan, and you don't need to spend a lot of money to find treasures. You only need a bouquet of flowers.

Fu Yanle couldn't help laughing, thinking that those idiots who racked their brains to please Yu Jingchen but failed again and again must never have thought of it.Because this is the secret he discovered.

Fu Yanle turned around and took two steps forward, wanting to sneak a look at Yu Jingchen, but the next second he retracted his protruding head guiltily, turned and ran away.

Yu Jingchen maintained his original posture, watching Fu Yanle's back disappear at the end of the stairs with sideways eyes, and it took him a long time to hear a door closing louder than usual.He looked away, couldn't help laughing, then took out his phone and sent a WeChat message to [Xu Shuo].

[Is there any way to make the flowers never wither? 】

Xu Shuo: [Perhaps we can invite the little demon fairy from the magic fairy castle to cast spells? 】

"It's impossible for you to give up. Don't think about these things. Do you think it's possible? If you are so idle, you might as well eat more shit and feed your stupid and poor brain. Don't fucking daydream every day!"

Fu Yanle recorded a voice without any change, and typed: [Get lost! (Smack your big mouth.jpg)]

The other party replied almost in seconds.

"It's obvious that I was hurt by your non-chief luck, so I drew that dead card, okay? You made me want to live broadcast women's clothing! You must come with me!"

Fu Yanle was so frightened by An Shigou's bull devil-like voice that he almost died for nine days, and immediately replied: "Fuck you? Who clobbered you? I would rather cut myself off than cudgel you!"

An Shigou came back again in seconds, this time the volume was the Bull Demon King blessed by Princess Iron Fan's plantain fan.

"Grass--me! You can't fucking punctuate sentences, can you? Can I pay for you to go to elementary school? Are you going to piss me off? Let me tell you, Fu Yanle, if you don't piss me off, I'll be dead." I’m going to send you Weibo to scold you before I die! Just wait for me!”

"What the hell?" Fu Yanle smelled a danger from afar, immediately quit WeChat, entered Weibo, found An Shigou's Weibo homepage, swiped it several times, and actually got a new Weibo.

[I'm not dirty: If Fu Yanle doesn't agree to live broadcast with me, I'll hang myself in front of his door! (Screenshot.jpg)]

"This black-hearted beast!" Fu Yanle slid down.

[This full-screen, long recording strip must contain a lot of Chinese quintessence. (Bi Xin.jpg)]

[Poor Xiaogou, don't be naive, Fu Gou's heart is harder than Nuwa's multicolored stones to mend the sky!Not to mention hanged, even if you divide yourself into pieces, lumps, and paste them in a 360-degree direction in his bedroom, he won't soften his heart. (Bi Xin.jpg)]

[I'm not doing it for myself, really, I'm really doing it to help Xiaogou!I am willing to join the Hanging Brigade! (Bi Xin.jpg)]

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【+10086】

"What a disaster, Dongyin borrowed a knife to kill three people and become a tiger, kidnapping and fighting with morality!" Fu Yanle touched his nose, and replied venomously: [Please, be sincere, you only have one chance. 】

As long as Fu Yanle gave An Shigou a "follow" moment, and refreshed it twice, An Shigou dedicated the greatest sincerity in his life.

【I'm not dirt: (kowtow.jpg)】

In this high-definition photo, An Shigou was kneeling in the middle of the big bed, his forehead piously knocked on the sheet, holding his mobile phone in both hands, and writing a letter - you are my father.

From this angle, you can still see his upright and strong buttocks/buttocks.

"Poor!"

Fu Yanle replied: [Okay, darling, I love you once, let's have a private chat to sum it up. (Little panda touching belly.jpg)]

The author has something to say:

Dayu's achievements today: [Xiao Fu's Peach Red Snow Mountain Rose*1]

This rose is really pretty, well, roses are pretty.