The sand sculpture stand-in and the boss agreed to get married

At ten o'clock that night, a post on a popular online platform was upvoted.It turned out that a host who claimed to be a classmate of Fu Yanle's elementary school posted a photo of Zhang Fu Yanle when he was a child, without writing a single word, suspected of secretly questioning related hot searches tonight.

The photo is slightly blurred, but little Fu Yanle's facial features are clearly visible, except that he is much more immature than the current Fu Yanle, there is no difference, it can be said to be enlarged in proportion.Afterwards, a small number of melon-eating netizens who do not play Weibo gathered under the post and started a heated discussion.

There are also several other photos of young Fu Yanle and big Fu Yanle attending a party.

Although these photos are from different periods, without exception, Fu Yanle is well-dressed, and there is a lot of information in the photos.

[The piano on the right of the road map [-], if my eyes are not blind, it should be a Steinway & Sons triangle?The price is seven figures. 】

[Holy shit, it really is good to see her growing up since she was a child. Some people used to say that Fu Yanle had plastic surgery, which made her feel so fucking lonely. 】

[Is the car on Fu Gou in picture [-] Nike? 】

[God Nike, that's McLaren. 】

[This looks like the young master of a wealthy family, who came out to play tickets~]

[I, a non-star chaser, can see this wave clearly, it's just someone deliberately playing it perfunctory!A picture that can't hammer anything, and the hot comments all have "golden master", either the navy or his black fans. 】

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More and more people participated in the discussion, and the post quickly became a hot post.At the same time, the comment room began to discuss who is going to mess with Fu Yanle.Fu Yanle's fans also began to transfer screenshots and photos, so #Fu Yanle老照#'s trending search quickly jumped to the front row, standing right under the black trending search.

#Fu Yanle Party with her boyfriend after get off work#

#Fu Yanle Jinzhu Real Hammer#

#Fu Yanle Old Photos#

"This card is rich and generous." Fu Yanle turned over, supported the weight of the upper body with his elbows, and stretched his waist back, pulling his muscles and bones.

The bathroom door opened, and he turned his head to look.I saw Yu Jingchen's naked/upper body, his tight and smooth muscles were relaxed, and there was still a faint gleam of water on them.The lower half of the abdominal muscles were wrapped in a white towel, fitting tightly to Yu Jingchen's waist and abdomen.

Only then did Fu Yanle discover that pure white can also be full of color/qi.

His face was a little hot, but he didn't tilt his head, and asked Yu Jingchen, "Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

"I didn't bring a change of clothes." Yu Jingchen had a good reason, and his attitude was very sincere, "But someone will bring it over soon."

"Oh, okay." Fu Yanle failed to find fault, turned his head and flipped through the comment area, "Is this wave operated by you? First release a few photos of me when I was young, so that everyone can guess my birth environment, and then point me out." Maybe it was targeted by someone, and they turned their attention to this person who messed with me."

"It's me." The doorbell rang, and Yu Jingchen turned to open the door.

Fu Yanle continued to watch the battle.After traveling the Internet for so many years, he has heard a lot of nasty things, and he never took it to heart, but this time he actually pulled out the words "ex-boyfriend".

Combined with the fragmented information in the comments of the navy black fans, he can put together the "ex-boyfriend" into a complete Su Fengyao with gold on his face.

The door was closed, and Yu Jingchen didn't enter the bathroom, so he stood at the end of the bed to change his clothes.From his perspective, Fu Yanle tucked himself under the quilt, except for the upturned butt/butt, he could only see the small half of his head with vigorous hair.

Fu Yanle didn't notice Yu Jingchen's eyes, and sent yue to the comment section.

Let's forget about Su Fengyao, but what does it mean to say that he is greedy for the wealthy, dislikes the poor and loves the rich?These people distorted the facts and not only insulted him, but also insulted Su Fengyao, the "King of Soft Food and Hard Food"!

You must know that eating soft food hard is Su Fengyao's unique skill for survival!These black fans and trolls not only forcibly erased Su Fengyao's various achievements, denied all of Su Fengyao's efforts and abilities, but also portrayed Su Fengyao as a down-and-out wealthy man who was abandoned by "money worshiper Fu Yanle" Young master, overthrow his real persona!If Su Fengyao saw this, how uncomfortable it would be!

Yu Jingchen walked to the bed and saw Fu Yanle sighing in front of the phone, acting alone, he couldn't help but rubbed his head with his hand, and said, "Still reading Weibo? Nothing interesting."

Fu Yanle turned over, lay on his back on the bed, and said: "Actually, I already guessed who is messing with me. The one who doesn't like me, is willing to spend money to buy so many sailors, and also knows about me and Su Fengyao. There is no one else involved except Lin Qingtong."

"According to Yaoguang's reply, not only this time, but also the last time about the falsification of academic qualifications, he was the one who did it." Yu Jingchen lifted the quilt and sat next to Fu Yanle, with a rather annoyed tone, "I personally I don't quite understand his behavior. My mother seduced/seduced my brother-in-law during her sister's pregnancy, and acted like a mistress. It's your generosity that their mother and son can rely on the Fu family to survive. Why do you keep repeating it? Repeated provocation?"

Fu Yanle curled her lips and said, "Let me give you an analogy. For example, I was a cannon fodder in a book before, and he is the protagonist in a book, with an aura that is too strong to be the protagonist. From our current perspective From his point of view, he is just a clown, but from his point of view, I am just a cannon fodder who will receive a lunch box sooner or later, so of course he doesn't care about me."

"..." Yu Jingchen looked down at Fu Yanle upon hearing the words, and remained silent for a long time.

Fu Yanle felt a little uncomfortable with his slightly complicated and suspicious eyes, and couldn't help but scratched Yu Jingchen's side with his hand under the quilt, and said, "Brother Chen, what are you thinking?"

Yu Jingchen held his hand with some strength, and said, "Yanle, go back to Nancheng tomorrow, and I'll take you for a physical examination."

"Ah?" Fu Yanle couldn't keep up with his train of thought for a moment.

"Didn't you say that you are a small cannon fodder? But judging from the reality, Lin Qingtong can't threaten you at all. If you want to go offline, it can only be because of something wrong with you." Yu Jingchen is rarely so serious, " You obediently go with me for a physical examination, let me see if there is any problem with your body, if there is any problem, I will immediately invite the most powerful experts in this field to diagnose and treat you."

Fu Yanle was stunned for a few seconds, thinking it was funny, but at the same time feeling warm in his heart.He turned sideways, put his head on Yu Jingchen's waist, and said, "Don't be so nervous, I only had a full body fitness in the first half of the year, and the physical examination report proves that I am a absolutely healthy macho!"

"Can--"

"And I want to criticize you! As a highly educated student who handles business with a basis of hundreds of millions every day, your thinking is so single!" Fu Yanle pointed to his forehead, capitalized "wisdom" Show it to Yu Jingchen, "I have to remind you, if a cannon fodder is going to be offline, then he can indeed get terminally ill and cannot be cured, but he may also encounter various accidents and then burp!"

Fu Yanle didn't care about the pain from being held, and continued: "For example, being crushed to death by a potted plant thrown from a high altitude, being hit to death by a drunk driver while crossing a zebra crossing, choking to death by food while eating, and even complaining to others. In short, accidents are all kinds of strange things, and disasters are everywhere. A living person may be like this, so if the author wants a cannon fodder to forcefully go offline, can't he find a way?"

Yu Jingchen's breathing became heavier, and he said helplessly, "Then what should we do?"

Sure enough, should Fu Yanle be locked up?

The room is covered with thick carpets, and the walls should be wrapped with soft cloth. Do not place any objects in the room that can cause people to bump into them, so as to prevent Fu Yanle from bumping his head while sleepwalking. The lamps on the ceiling are embedded to prevent Fu Yanle from sleepwalking and hang himself; the bathroom does not put bathtubs and any objects that can be filled with water to prevent Fu Yanle from drowning in sleepwalking.Then every meal time, he personally went to feed Fu Yanle, and all the food had to be boiled until soft to prevent Fu Yanle from choking.

But Fu Yanle can still bite/tongue, and even die in sleep.

If a person wants to disappear, who can stop him.

Seeing Yu Jingchen's face getting more and more ugly, Fu Yanle immediately got up from the bed and stretched/sat on Yu Jingchen's body.He reached out and touched Yu Jingchen's face, and said with a smile, "Did I scare you? You are so timid, as expected, I am the only macho."

"But it is indeed possible, isn't it?" Yu Jingchen raised his tone rarely, "Don't be cheerful here, this is a very serious issue. If we don't prepare in advance, in case... I mean In case, in case something happens, it will be too late."

Fu Yanle was taken aback by his yelling, his eyes drooped, "You are so fierce!"

Yu Jingchen didn't bring it up in one breath, and said coldly: "Fu Yanle."

"Here!" Fu Yanle immediately sat up straight, raised her head and chest, and said in a forceful voice, "Report! I firmly believe that I am a lucky little cannon fodder. After all, ordinary little cannon fodder dies cleanly, but this little cannon fodder like me is not ordinary!"

Yu Jingchen's tone was even colder, "You died more splendidly?"

"Goose!" Fu Yanle choked abruptly, and immediately counterattacked in the next second, "You didn't grasp the point of my words at all, your Chinese is so bad, you must have cheated in the Chinese exam before, what kind of double degree do you have? Master’s and Ph.D. certificates are bought with money! My point is——I’m lucky!”

"If you're dead, what kind of luck is there? Because you are rich, you can be the young master of the ghost world after you die? Or is it because you are good-looking, and the ghosts have to take pictures of your appearance? Or is it because you are cute, what else? Ghosts have to praise you as a top ghost?"

"Because I will be reborn! Can ordinary cannon fodder be reborn? Maybe not, but high-quality cannon fodder like me that has all the advantages of the universe can! Before rebirth, I was a poor cannon fodder, and after rebirth, I will be your uncle!"

Fu Yanle was aggressive.

"Don't think I'll let you go if you flatter me and praise me secretly! Yu Jingchen, you bastard, we've only talked for a long time, and you've shown your true colors, right? You're still fierce and scolding me, it's my kindness Did it give you the courage to be presumptuous? Speak!"

Yu Jingchen stared blankly at Fu Yanle, who was full of cannonballs.

"...rebirth."

"Rebirth..."

"Rebirth."

Fu Yanle wrinkled the tip of his nose and said, "Are you analyzing the scene of your lines?"

"So it's rebirth." Yu Jingchen murmured, and suddenly stretched out his hand, as if to confirm the authenticity, and slapped Fu Yanle's face gently.

Although it does not have the strength of Dabidou, it has the soul of Dabidou.

Fu Yanle lived two lifetimes, but this was the first time someone beat him up, and the person who yearned for death was not another beast looking for death, but Yu Jingchen, the Yu Jingchen who was so gentle to him an hour ago!

"..."

Fu Yanle was puzzled and angry, aggrieved and at a loss, before he could calm down, he suddenly raised his hand and gave Yu Jingchen a big bidou with both strength and soul!

"Snapped!"

"Fuck me/Your ancestor Yu Jingchen, you big-skinned swallow!"

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Write me a laugh.Da Bidou was just a slap in the face.