The sand sculpture stand-in and the boss agreed to get married

Fu Yanle gently opened his eyes, only to see that the curtains had been rolled up, leaving a thin layer of cloth to block the light, and the mild daylight spread from the foot of the window to the bedside.

"woke up?"

Fu Yanle turned around, and Yu Jingchen was sitting beside him looking at his notebook.He moved to the side, rubbed his head against Yu Jingchen's arm, and said lazily, "You started working so early?"

"It's getting late." Yu Jingchen put the watch on his wrist in front of his eyes, "It's almost ten o'clock."

Fu Yanle took a closer look and said, "Didn't I set the alarm clock for eight o'clock, the stinky alarm clock made me lazy!"

"The alarm clock has woken up. I saw you turned over and fell asleep again, so you turned off the alarm clock." Yu Jingchen picked up his phone and sent a message, "You have no plans today, sleep more Nothing."

"But you used to advocate that sleeping late will delay breakfast, so you can't sleep late?" Fu Yanle put his arms up and fell on Yu Jingchen's shoulders, and said in a low tone, "You treated me like that last night, and today you will be slack in my management gone?"

Yu Jingchen paused and said, "What did I do to you last night?"

"What do you think?" Fu Yanle turned her head, and kissed the side of pro-Yu Jingchen like a dragonfly, "Of course they devoured my children and grandchildren alive."

Yu Jingchen tilted his head slightly, watching him not speak, his eyes were a bit complicated, probably with a round of colorful pie charts, besides his love and patience for Xiao Sao, there were more intriguing meanings.

Fu Yanle gave a puzzled "Huh", and couldn't help poking his face with his hand, "Why don't you talk?"

"... Lele." Yu Jingchen sighed, "Don't blame me."

"What?" Fu Yanle couldn't figure it out, muttered "Little Dummy", turned around and wanted to get out of bed, but at the very second when he looked away, he suddenly met the very high-definition screen of the notebook in Yu Jingchen's hand ——

Yu Jingchen turned off the Bluetooth.

In the next second, Xu Shuo on the screen smiled, waved his hands vigorously, and said, "Young Master Fu, good morning."

Then he turned the camera around, and the housekeeper who was sitting on the sofa reading a book gave the same smile to the camera, "Good morning, Young Master Fu."

"... Ah!" Fu Yanle thumped like a salted fish, knelt on the bed, his petrified head plunged into the bed, the small bellows in his throat twitched again, and wailed in an unknown language, mournful and vivid.

Yu Jingchen connected to the Bluetooth, smiled and said: "Okay, you are the one who has held an open-air casual concert with thousands of people."

Can this be the same?

Fu Yanle fell down slowly, with his arms hanging sluggishly by his legs, lying sideways on the bed, like a broken fish that lost its soul after being brutally humiliated.

At this time the doorbell rang, Yu Jingchen reached out and squeezed Fu Yanle's ankle, and said, "The breakfast ordered for you has arrived."

Fu Yanle immediately stood up with a toad//toad, "I'll go!"

They lived in a suite with a small balcony in the living room and dining room, but Fu Yanle still carried the takeaway into the bedroom, and very badly lifted the small round table to the carpet beside the bed, and sat cross-legged, at an arm's length away from Yu Jingchen Enjoy a late breakfast.

Yu Jingchen listened to Xu Shuo's words, his peripheral vision fell on Fu Yanle's muttering mouth, and he reasonably guessed that he was being greeted in all aspects by Master Fu Xue.

Fu Yanle put out the lunch box.

Pork rib porridge, soup dumplings, beef burritos, and a plate of sour cowpea kimchi are all his favorites.Fu Yanle inhaled the aroma contentedly, poked Yu Jingchen's leg through the quilt, and pointed to the breakfast on the table.

Yu Jingchen shook his head, indicating that he would not eat.

All right!Fu Yanle rubbed his chopsticks away, then took out his mobile phone, ready to use it with one mind.

In fact, no matter whether he was in Lu's house or Yu's house before, Fu Yanle usually would not play with his mobile phone while eating. This is the dining table rule he has followed since he was a child.But after getting along with him for this period of time, he found that Yu Jingchen's discipline and requirements for him were limited to his physical health, such as eating on time, wearing more clothes, and eating less unhealthy snacks... As for other aspects, Yu Jingchen completely treated him. It's indulgence mode.

The ribs are shaved off the bones, the meat is boiled soft and glutinous, the aroma of rice and meat blend together, the smell of green onions permeates inside, the salty taste is faint, and it melts in the mouth.Fu Yanle raised his head exaggeratedly and exhaled, but he didn't realize that Yu Jingchen had taken a photo of his "Fu Yangzui Tiantu" unconsciously.

Yu Jingchen lowered his head and moved the photos into his private album, while Xu Shuo's emotionless work report rang through his earphones.

Fu Yanle originally wanted to open a business decoration game, but suddenly remembered the hot search thing last night.Waking up early in good spirits, he quickly rushed to the online battlefield, preparing for a morning fight with widows beating the crowd.

However, when Fu Yanle clicked on the trending search list, he found that his trending searches had dropped to the middle.Clicking in, the top few in the hot comment area are no longer black fans, but his old photos, including childhood photos and some photos of him attending parties.Among them, the fans also carefully circled the items worth studying in the photos, and marked the brand and price in the comment area.

Fu Yanle opened the photos one by one, and found that these photos were all taken by him, and he didn't even know about them.Those party photos don't need to be investigated, but where did Yu Jingchen get these childhood photos?

After eating a soup dumpling to suppress his shock, Fu Yanle quickly checked all the new news in the comment areas, and found a high-frequency word in it: Qingbaichuan.

What's the meaning?Why is the green snake and white snake involved?

Fu Yanle entered the entry link in confusion, and immediately shouted: Good guy!With [-] million readings, what is a good thing that keeps pace with the times?

Shibazi hates scented tea: [Sorting out for family members: The incident of falsification of academic qualifications was planned by Huacha.The family members who were the first to pay attention to the trending search knew that the trending search appeared in the middle of the night and was quickly ranked first, and it hung up all night.Ordinary entertainment hot searches can't achieve this effect, and there must be sailors and job gangsters behind them.At that time, scented tea powder was the one that suffered the most. The family members who followed the hot search should know the situation.As for who wrote the navy?After careful comparison, the wave of sailors who jumped the most at that time was very familiar.That's right, they were the main force that appeared in the Mingzhuo incident. 】

Ming Zhuo?do not know.Fu Yanle took a bite of the burrito, watching it with relish.

Shitpanzi dislikes flower tea: [#真枪明瑞和女士哥yp# This hot search was also promoted to a high position in the underworld time, a large wave of underworld passers-by took the rhythm, and used synthetic videos to convict him.There was a lot of trouble at the time, Ming Zhuo also lost a high-end endorsement, and the male lead was replaced overnight by a certain drama.Although Mingzhuofang later produced evidence and sued the marketing account, the damage had already been done.According to subsequent investigations by all parties, there is a 99% possibility that the navy belongs to He Yiyang. 】

So miserable.Fu Yanle felt that the burritos were a bit tasteless.

Shibazi hates scented tea: [He Yi and Ming Zhuo have no grudges.May I ask who is worth He Yi spending so much navy and money to engage Ming Zhuo?There were only two of them, one was Meng Xinqiu, and the other was Lin Qingtong.But Meng Xinqiu is from the film industry, and he and Mingzhuo are not in the same position, the two have no interests or enmity, and Meng Xinqiu has never used such underworld tricks since his debut.But Huacha is different. You must know that Huacha and Mingzhuo belong to the gentle and harmless school, both belong to the TV circle, and they are both male leads of popular dramas for a year. Fans even talked about the number of views.If it is accidental this time, then compared with some of the previous underworld hot searches, everyone will find that the routines are exactly the same, and those artists who are on the black hot search have a common enemy-the god of war in the underworld·Huacha. 】

A routine can be used many times and still be successful, really awesome.Fu Yanle was really moved.

Shipanzi despises scented tea: [And Fu's hot search for gold masters this time, the routine is similar to before, but Fu Taigang is too strange.And I watched the game for one night, and found that Fu Fang also brought a wave of rhythm during the clarification process, but it was very subtle, and they were all fixed within a scale. Engaging in Fu Yanle's discussion also made everyone tacitly know the identity of the real murderer behind it.At the same time, several black hot searches can be canceled completely, and they can also be clarified on hot searches, but they don’t, black hot searches continue to hang in the middle, and continue to arouse discussions and attention. This wave is called playing hard to get. 】

Fu Yanle turned her head, stretched out her hand, and said to Yu Jingchen, "Salute!"

"..." Yu Jingchen didn't understand the meaning, he only knew that Fu Yanle suddenly saluted himself, the corner of his mouth was raised in a very evil way, and there was a piece of green onion hanging on it.

Fu Yanle swiped to the comment area.

【I guessed it a long time ago.When Fu first appeared, a large number of "passers-by" said that he looked like flower tea and was "Xiaolin Qingtong", and then flower tea fans gave him the black name of "Pengci Wang".But anyone with eyes can tell that Huacha is a person, and Fu is a beauty, right? (stand hands)]

[Actually, the main ingredients of the gold came inexplicably.And every time fans clarify, they will be scolded by a large wave of "passers-by", really tired. (kneel)】

[Huacha likes to use self-directed and self-acting to be scolded-abusing fans-leading fans and netizens to scold the victim-stand up and control the field generously. 】

[Lin Qingtong is famous for his mixed moves with white and green tea, okay?Green and white are mixed, whoever messes with it will suffer. 】

[Actually, this wave is finally the feedback of evil force.I fought fiercely for Fu Gou until dawn, I was about to die suddenly, lie down in the next second, and call me again if there is any new movement. 】

[Me too, sprayed with Heizi all night, my fingers are swollen. (splash)]

[I was pissed off by Heizi all night, and my ears were buzzing... Fu Gouzhen Nima has done a lot of harm, come out and die! (knife)】

……

It's really embarrassing to cause a group of beautiful little girls to stay up all night angry because of him, circling frantically on the verge of becoming ugly.Fu Yanle scratched his head, and felt that the feeling of being protected was indeed contradictory, both warm and owed.

He thought about it, clicked on the homepage, and posted a Weibo.

[1. Thank you all the beautiful flowers for helping me ride the Internet (I don’t need it next time, your combined combat power is not as good as mine, it’s better to sleep well), in order to compensate for your faces and dark circles, I’ll send you some masks later Let's apply it, vote for the brand yourself, the limit is [-] boxes, if you can't grab it, don't call it a soul. 】

[2. No sponsor.My life is good, I don't need anything, especially money, so much that you black people can't earn money since the ape period. 】

[3. Sue for defamation against the marketing account of #Fu Yanle Jin Zhu Shi Hammer, a popular Weibo account. 】

The author has something to say:

It is very reasonable that social death happened to Xiao Fu. (spread hands)