The sand sculpture stand-in and the boss agreed to get married

"Since everyone is talking about topics related to Brother Yanle, let me follow suit."

As soon as Gu Jiming said this, the atmosphere froze for a moment no matter whether it was the live broadcast room or the scene.

An Shigou silently slowed down the speed of eating chicken feet, and said to himself: Good guy, the wind is blowing outside and the wind is blowing inside, what a fucking good weather.

Holding the milk cup, Tang Wan Bai clasped his toes silently, and thought to himself: Good guy, there is a way to heaven, you don't go, and there is no way to hell, you break in!

Lin Qingtong had no appetite to begin with, and upon hearing this, she even wanted to skip work.

With so many people watching in the live broadcast room, is Gu Jiming crazy!

Fu Yanle added a little sour vinegar to his bowl as if nothing had happened, and said softly, "Don't take this opportunity to speak ill of me."

Gu Jiming heard the warning in this gentle tone, but smiled and said: "Actually, I have known Brother Yanle for a long time. In my eyes, he has always been a kind and lovely person, and he is excellent in every way. This time It is really an honor for me to be on a variety show with Brother Yanle, and I am very happy."

[I... wipe?Gu Jiming, don't forget that your mother is the top class!What is this inexplicable sense of humility? 】

【My Gada is activated, what should I do, I'll quit for a while...】

[Xiao Fu's expression is so gentle, I'm a little scared. 】

【This pair of CP should also be...】

"Actually, I believe that many people have misunderstood Brother Yanle before, but after this period of time, everyone should also know that the rumored Fu Yanle and the real Fu Yanle are completely different people. Everyone says that celebrities are created by people, that's right. , indeed there are people, such as me. Fans all know that I am a domineering person, and they all say that I am a wolf dog under the age. bad."

Gu Jiming looked at Fu Yanle, "Brother Yanle, maybe many people have put many labels on him, but I want to tell everyone that the real him will only be better than the one you 'know'. I believe that as long as you have a brain Normal people would want to cherish him, and if anyone didn't cherish him because his brain was flooded, he would definitely... regret it for the rest of his life."

Wipe it.Fu Yanle's hand holding the chopsticks was slightly unsteady. For a moment, he felt his scalp was wrapped in rattan pepper, and it went numb: You are going to beat me up!

He said softly, "You're playing with me, aren't you?"

[Help Xiao Gu, I beg you to stop talking!I can see the three flames on the head of God of War through the network cable! 】

[I have a hunch that Xiao Fu is giving Gu Jiming a chance to be a new man... Please cherish it! 】

[I feel like everyone at this table is clasping their jio toes. 】

Gu Jiming shook his head and said, "How come? I mean it sincerely."

He originally wanted to set up a long-term battle plan, first let Fu Yanle forgive him, then make friends with Fu Yanle again, and finally pursue Fu Yanle.Step by step in this way, not only can dispel Fu Yanle's hatred for him, but also fully demonstrate his sincerity and attitude.

But he never expected that before the plan was implemented, Cheng Yaojin would be the fuck out of him!

Gu Jiming clenched his fist secretly. He didn't know which wild man caught Fu Yanle's heart. He only knew that if he waited like this, his chances would only get slimmer. What if that wild man was the second Su Fengyao? , Fu Yanle became so fascinated again, what should I do?

If you advance, Fu Yanle may refuse; if you retreat, Fu Yanle may completely belong to someone else.

What's more, An Shigou and Tang Wanbai have already paved the way for the topic, so when are you waiting?Action is worse than heartbeat!

Gu Jiming was mentally prepared, and immediately raised his head and chest, showing full seriousness and seriousness, and threw a sweet wink at Fu Yanle.

The corner of Fu Yanle's mouth twitched: "I went to the hospital with a sick eye, and there was oil in my body to wash cleanser."

An Shigou & Tang Wanbai: "Pow!"

Gu Jiming faced the difficulties and said affectionately: "Brother Yanle, you are so pretty, I like you. You—"

Fu Yanle put down his chopsticks and said softly, "You're not blind, but you're ugly. Stay away, don't tease me."

"I'm ugly, but I'm gentle." Gu Jiming gritted his teeth and insisted, "Brother Yanle, what I said is true, can you give me a chance to express my heart?"

"I'm beautiful, but I'm very irritable." Fu Yanle pinched the bones of her fingers, "My surname is Gu, and what I said is true, can you give me a chance to reject your wishes?"

An Shigou & Tang Wanbai: "giao!"

[I'm sorry, this is a melodrama, right? 】

[Yes, yes, why are you still acting while you're eating? The acting skills of the two are quite realistic. Why don't you switch to the film and television industry hahaha...]

[Little Gu, stop now!I really noticed the vigorous murderous aura in Le! 】

……

Gu Jiming covered his heart, and said firmly: "Brother Yanle, it doesn't matter if you refuse me, I won't give up. If you don't like me, you can call the police and arrest me."

"To catch you, you have to go to the corpse hunting team." Fu Yanle took a sip of milk, "Also, if I give you a face, you can just kneel down and use it. If you don't talk nonsense, I'll punch five beef balls and fly over to show you off." .”

"Oh." Gu Jiming obediently picked up the chopsticks.

[Mou Le, do you fucking remember that this is a live broadcast room?Can you give me civilized language? 】

[I see clearly this time!The ring on the middle finger of Xiao Fu's left hand is really not a fucking decoration! 】

[And that looming little gold watch?Am I happy not to wear a watch all the time? 】

[If something goes wrong, there must be a demon...Sisters, hold on tight, I'll pick up this ring!If you don't have the same style, it's really dangerous...wait for me! 】

……

Seeing that Gu Jiming stopped in time, Fu Yanle breathed a sigh of relief, and snatched a piece of spicy beef from An Shigou's plate.

Meng Xinqiu pursed his lips and said: "Everyone should know that Yanle and I are brothers in the same school, but they are just a few grades behind. I remember the first time I saw Yanle in school, he was in the small road. Eating fried rice noodles on the porch. I will never forget the feeling at that time, how should I put it? I have never seen such a good-looking boy."

"..." Fu Yanle's hands trembled slightly.

What's going on today?You're all here to play tricks on him, right?

"Yan Le was very low-key when he was in college, but he was indeed very good. If it wasn't for privacy protection, there would be a lot of college photos of Yan Le on the Internet. It's just that I didn't have that awareness at the time." Meng Xinqiu lowered his voice, "Otherwise, I won't regret it."

[Help... My hair is going numb and bald, please brothers, please stop acting in skits, please?Time to play. 】

[Damn dog director, don't watch the good show, hurry up and save your live broadcast room! 】

【I saw the blue veins on Xiao Fu's forbearance. There won't be a murder case, right? ? ? 】

[No, what the hell is going on here, am I fucking drunk?They were all kidnapped by the director to play the earthy puppet, right? 】

【…】

"Mr. Meng." Fu Yanle put down his chopsticks again, and his tone became more gentle, "You are my senior, so I respect you very much. Xiao Gu is still young after all, but you are a mature person. Let's be more elegant, shall we?"

An Shigou & Tang Wanbai: Fuck, stop!Isn't it good to cherish life?

"Yanle, do you not believe what I say? I can assure you that what I say is true. I really miss the old days." Meng Xinqiu frowned, "Yanle, I am Your mind can be learned from heaven and earth."

"Heaven and earth are together, I'd rather be blind than trust you." Fu Yanle slapped the table and stood up, "My fist is hardened, I'd rather eat oranges than stab you to death!"

"Le, calm down!"

"Yanle, don't!"

Tang Wanbai and An Shigou immediately hugged Fu Yanle's left and right legs, and used their weight to pull Fu Yanle back to the seat.

"Le, you must calm down!" The cleverness and wit that had disappeared for 20 years returned to An Shigou's brain, and he hugged the restless Fu Yanle tightly, and shouted, "A good actor must control himself It’s not a good actor to get into the drama too deeply! It’s just acting, don’t be real!”

"That's right, that's right!" Tang Wan Bai replied cleverly, "If you want to blame, you can blame the director, who asked him to give us such an earthy script, and said that if we don't act, we will hang ourselves! This is not a waste of us handsome guys Is it the peerless beauty? Dog director wow, not human wow, use our kindness wow!"

The director who was immersed in the good drama and analyzed the two emotional lines suddenly cursed: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

The barrage also followed the cloud to persuade:

[I knew it was acting to provoke hahaha!Xiao Fu is about to play! 】

[It's acting!Be happy, Xiao Fu! 】

[It's acting!The script is too earthy and embarrassing hahaha!Xiao Fu smiled! 】

[Sisters, do you really think this is acting? 】

[Grab the honest man in front!Of course it's acting hahaha, Xiao Fu is so cute! 】

……

An Shigou and Tang Wanbai looked at each other.

An Shigou: Lin Qingtong hasn't said anything yet!

Tang Wan Bai: Is it okay to let him say it?

An Shigou: Then what should we do?

Tang Wanbai: Forcibly end it!

An Shigou immediately let go, while Tang Wanbai used his hands and feet to suppress Fu Yanle who wanted to get up.

An Shigou held Fu Yanle's face in both hands, forced a turn, and faced the camera, "Hahaha, the sitcom is finally over, all the actors—let's say something to the audience in the live broadcast room!"

"Thank you for supporting us!" Tang Wanbai rubbed his head against Fu Yanle's dog's head, "It's also the first time our little Fu is acting! I didn't expect it to be so realistic, really talented!"

"Yes, yes!" An Shigou poked the corner of Fu Yanle's mouth with two fingers, forcing him to show a sweet smile, "Look, our little Fu is already in a show!"

The director was dumbfounded: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

"You know I'm right, but you still don't do what I want!" An Shigou looked at the director with fierce eyes: Hurry up and download it!

Director: Next cast a hammer!

An Shigou: If you don't broadcast it, just wait for it to become a legal program!

The director glanced at the strong murderous aura around Fu Yanle, secretly wiped it, and immediately picked up the small microphone and said, "Everyone, today's casual live broadcast is coming to an end! I want to tell you a good news, which is the next one." We are coming to the end of the episode, and we will hold a live farewell party. The program team will provide [-] admission tickets at [-]:[-] p.m. on the night of this episode, so that everyone can come to the scene to meet our guests. First come, first served Oh! Finally, as the new year is approaching, let us give you an early warning—”

Everyone: "Happy New Year!"

The barrage was immediately filled with [Happy New Year].

After half a minute, the director turned off the live broadcast and shouted: "My ancestors!"

Fu Yanle didn't want to stay in this shitty place for a second, so he immediately patted Tang Wanbai's dog's head.

"get off work!"

The author has something to say:

Damn, I was so embarrassed that I ordered a takeaway.