I was beheaded and married to my nemesis

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After the two of them had eaten and drank enough, Xie He smelled his clothes, they smelled like barbecue, he couldn't stand it.

"You smell like this all over your body, how are you going to sleep tonight?" Xie He asked wrinkled.

The more I talk, the more I hate myself...

Probably Chu Cisheng didn't want to be a human anymore, so he said slowly, "Just sleep like this."

……

It just happened to be in the wilderness, and it happened that Chu Cisheng could be buried here, and the scenery was pretty good.

Just as Xie He was about to say something, his legs felt itchy. He looked down and saw that there were big and small bags on his legs. Just now he felt a little hot and rolled up his trouser legs. Unexpectedly, he was bitten by mosquitoes terribly.

Xie He was so itchy that he didn't want to argue with Chu Cisheng, so he got up and went straight to the tent. If he came with Chu Cisheng next time, his surname would not be Xie.

Chu Cisheng also got up and followed, got into the tent, took out the essential oil from his bag and handed it to Xie He.

Just about to sit down, I don’t know if the tent can’t accommodate the two handsome guys or what, it collapsed before giving them any time to react...

collapsed...

Xie He: ...

Chu Cisheng:...

The two hurried out. Xie He looked at the... tent in front of him in disbelief, and then at Chu Cisheng. He now seriously doubts whether Chu Cisheng brought him here on purpose to assassinate him?

Otherwise, why is everything going wrong?

Chu Cisheng didn't expect that the quality of this broken tent was so poor, it collapsed as soon as he entered it, and he must ask the boss tomorrow if he deliberately sold him such a low-quality product.

"What should we do now?" Xie He crossed his hands in front of his chest and looked at Chu Cisheng indifferently.

He's not in a good mood right now, his legs are itchy, and the tent has collapsed, which means he's going to sleep in a tree tonight?

Chu Cisheng withdrew his shocked look, and pretended to think for a while, "Then I will be wronged, Mr. Xie, and sleep on a tree."

Xie He: ...

I sleep on a tree and you sleep on a tomb. I am on earth and you are in heaven.

"Let's go." Chu Cisheng said.

There was a question mark on Xie He's head, but he had no choice but to follow Chu Cisheng.

When standing in front of a hotel, Xie He had 1 grass-mud horses running past in his heart, this is fun to play with him, isn't it?

"Two rooms." Xie He said expressionlessly.

The front desk glanced at the two of them with an extraordinary temperament. He lowered his head to handle the business, and then said, "Sorry, sir, there is only one big bed room left here, do you want it?"

.....

Xie He is really memorized, he should read the almanac or Feng Shui when he goes out today.

In the end, I didn't want to talk anymore, "That's one room."

"Okay sir, here's the card, the elevator is here."

Xie He took the card, turned around and left, and someone consciously followed.

By the time he got to the hotel room, Xie He had already uttered all the swear words he had said for more than 20 years.

Big bed room...why is this big bed room completely different from the big bed room in his impression?

The more I walked in, the more I wanted to curse people.

What does this rose mean?And why is there a red love heart on the bed?

And their beds seem to be bigger than normal beds....

Wait a lot of weird things.....

Chu Cisheng didn't expect to be able to book this kind of room just by booking a room. This kind of luck is really unlucky.

But Xie He didn't want to bother with it now, he just wanted to take a shower now, and then he turned around and saw that the whole person froze in the bathroom.

He can bear rose petals, rose love bed, red quilt and so on, but he thinks he can't bear this translucent frosted bathroom.

"Exciting." Chu Cisheng's voice came, and the whole crowd was breathless, and even whistled.

Xie He turned around and glared at him, then turned back to look at the bathroom, his whole body was about to collapse.

But compared to this body smell, he should go take a bath, just look at it, what are men afraid of?

"Mr. Xie, are you still going in?" Chu Cisheng asked innocently.

What should Xie He say?Could it be that I am shy?

"I don't want to wash it now, can't I?" Xie He pretended to be calm and said.

Who knew that Chu Cisheng, a dog man, was a real dog.

He smiled and asked, "Could Mr. Xie be shy?"

Yes, what's wrong with being shy?Have you eaten your rice?

Then Xie He sneered, "Do you think I'm the same as you?"

……

What does he mean?The smile on Chu Cisheng's mouth froze for a moment, Xie He continued: "Exhibitionist."

Chu Cisheng: ...

He knew that Xie He couldn't hold back any good words.

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in Mr. Xie taking a bath." Chu Cisheng said.

After a pause, he added: "Besides, I have everything you have, unless you..."

Xie He interrupted Chu Cisheng before he finished speaking, Mr. Xie directly rewarded Chu Cisheng with a word, "Get lost."

Probably some nerves were stimulated by Chu Cisheng, and then Mr. Xie really went in to wash, with a look of grief and indignation, and just wanted to finish washing quickly.

Chu Cisheng was stunned outside, and the constant sound of water coming from the bathroom was very tormenting.

Xie He only took a shower for 10 minutes, but he felt that half an hour had passed, and he finished the shower with difficulty.

Wearing a bathrobe and wiping his hair, Xie He came out, seeing Chu Cisheng standing here blankly, Xie He even suspected that this person was a piece of wood, motionless.

"Hurry up and take a shower." Mr. Xie said bluntly.

Chu Cisheng: ...

"I'm your elder anyway, can you stop being so vulgar in front of your elders?" Chu Cisheng said suspiciously.

Xie He looked at him and said, "The elder who got the certificate with the junior?"

……

"I'm going to take a bath." Master Chu Cisheng has a lot of people and doesn't care about Xie He.

When the sound of water inside sounded, Xie He continued to wipe his hair, and turned his head to get a hair dryer.

Turning around, he met Chu Cisheng in the bathroom...

……

Day, why is this bathroom so... The fog climbed up the glass, and the figure inside was looming...

Is this person sick?If you don't take a shower well, why look outside?

When Xie He thought of the heat on his face that he had just seen, it spread all the way to his neck.

Xie He touched his forehead, it was indeed very hot, and then turned on the air conditioner to the lowest level.

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and when Chu Cisheng came out, he almost thought he had entered the refrigerator and froze to death.

"Boss Xie is planning to freeze me to death so that I can find a new husband?" Chu Cisheng said slowly.

"By the way, did it look good just now?"

"Mr. Xie, is he still satisfied with what he saw?"

"Why are you blushing so much?" Chu Cisheng said while admiring Xie He's reaction.

In addition to the red spots on the neck and face, the whole person is still expressionless.

Mr. Xie pretended not to hear and said nothing.

What does that make him say?

Chu Cisheng sighed, and said impersonally: "Oh, I didn't expect that I would be seen by others."

"Someone doesn't want to be responsible yet, he feels so dirty."

"It's fine if you don't want to be responsible, and you don't say a word?"

Xie He: ...

"After that, the actor should give it to you."

"How can I be responsible? Let me show you?" Xie He said speechlessly.

Who knew that Chu Cisheng, a doggy man, thought about it for a while, gave Xie He a lot of glances, and said slowly: "It's not impossible."