After wearing the book, Little Green Tea was favored by five villains

Real, too real.

Song's mother was speechless, she bowed her head and smiled softly: "Mom knows."

Really cute.

"There is a celebration for welcoming you into school, and Xiaozheng also has to celebrate and reward for winning No.1 in the competition. Does Xiaozheng want anything?"

The opening of Song Zheng Versailles:

"The gold content of this competition is not very high. Winning an award is a normal performance. If you don't get an award, you are stupid. I don't want rewards."

"..."

Yes, have the strength to be proud.

"Ah..." Song's mother was a little depressed, her daughter was too good, and she didn't even have the chance to encourage and reward her daughter.

Mother Song lowered her eyes, her lowered head was full of disappointment, she stretched out her fingers to draw circles on the coffee table, looking very sad.

Song Zheng saw that Mother Song was obviously going to play the emotional card again, Song Zheng immediately withdrew her attack power.

There is really nothing you can do about your mother.

Song Zheng had no choice but to change her words and agreed: "Listen to your mother."

Mother Song's dejected expression disappeared, and there was a gentle smile in her eyes:

"In this case, why not go to the zoo as a family? After growing up, everyone has never taken a family outing seriously."

"Mom, when it comes to group outings to the zoo, parents usually bring children under ten years old. I, Song Ling, and Song Yingying, are no younger than ten years old." Song Zheng suddenly changed his mind:

"However, my mother will misunderstand Song Yingying, who is mentally retarded, as a three-year-old child whose IQ is stagnant. I can understand my mother and cooperate with you to play with the child."

Song Yingying: "..."

Humph.

Why do you have to cue me.

Song Yingying clasped her chest and said in dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about? It's clearly about regaining your innocence."

Her IQ?

Her IQ is good.

Song Yingying raised her head, looking like a proud little peacock.

"It seems that your Chinese is good?" Song Zheng squinted at her:

"A fucking thing that doesn't measure itself."

Song Yingying quickly picked up the last piece of crispy pork ribs on the plate, Song Zheng's favorite crispy pork ribs.

She put it directly into her mouth without daring to smear ink, for fear that Song Zheng would snatch the food.

She chewed the meat, spit out the bones, and then said proudly:

"This is my wisdom, my strategy!"

"You!" Song Zheng was in a hurry, she was really in a hurry, she didn't eat the last piece of ribs, and she suddenly felt bad.

She's in a bad mood right now.

Too bad Song Zheng wanted to beat someone up.

As soon as Song Zheng put down his chopsticks, Song Yingying picked up the bowl and ran away.

This wave, I predicted you.

Song Zheng: "..."

Mother Song watched the two sisters fall in love and kill each other, and laughed from ear to ear.

This is much more noisy and loving than the smoke-filled real noise before.

Song Yingying was eating outside with a bowl. She squatted at the gate of the yard, watching the bloody drama between the three big dogs at the gate.

Dahei likes Xiaohuang with smooth hair, and Xiaohuang is crazy about Xiaobai.

Xiaobai likes Dahei again?

So what is their gender?

Song Yingying lowered her head very low, just to distinguish the dog's gender.

"Pfft." Standing not far away, Wen Rushi couldn't help laughing at her naive look.

Song Yingying Asia squatted, holding a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, her eyes were shining like a pervert and she lowered her head to "peek" at the dog's gender.

Simply.

Is this the melon eater?In order to eat melons, don't ignore any face.

Song Yingying raised her head fiercely.

"..."

The scene of the death of the society.

Wen Rushi, Song Ling, and Song's father stood in a row watching her stupid behavior.

Song Yingying coughed strategically:

"Then what..."

She argued for herself with a sincere expression: "It's a new subject assigned to me by my tutor, it's about humans and small animals, don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert."

"..."

"So what did Yingying find out?" Song Ling squatted down to observe with her.

Song Ling took a serious look: "They are all public."

"That's right." Song Yingying nodded vigorously: "This research has told me a very important piece of information. There are a lot of male dogs in our area. Even if there are female dogs, they are evolved from male dogs whose JJs have been chopped off." of.

Song Yingying made it up: "This incident tells us three things. First, it is very important to neuter puppies. Second, sexual orientation is not a crime. Third, for the ecological balance of the dogs in the community, there should be some owners to raise them." bitch."

"..."

Wen Rushi applauded unceremoniously, with approval in his eyes:

"It's a very reasonable statement. Through an insignificant matter, I can actually feel a lot of high-quality and large-scale remarks. It just shows that Yingying has a pair of eyes that discover beauty."

The front is very sincere, and the latter has the taste of elementary school textbooks.

beautiful eyes.

"Midea" please pay Wen Rushi for advertising!

Song Yingying liked Wen Rushi's analysis of herself very much, she nodded in approval:

"That's it."

Song's father cheerfully echoed: "Yingying is really smart, in order to reward Yingying who is smart, dad brought you a surprise."

surprise? !

Song Yingying was immediately excited.

She followed Song's father step by step, using Song's father as a protective umbrella.

Follow Dad Song and have meat to eat!

My sister dare not beat me!

Song Yingying followed along, and before she could immerse herself in joy for too long, she was knocked back to reality by a headshot by Song Zheng.

Song Zheng sneered: "Does my sister need a reason for beating someone?"

No need, just hit if you want.

Song Yingying: "..."

Woo woo woo.

The only thing that can comfort Song Yingying is the "surprise" that Song's father said.

Song Yingying looked forward to opening the gift with joy.

Song Ling got a set of calligraphy brushes, Song Zheng got a dark green emerald, Song Yingying got...

A paper with thirty difficult questions.

Father Song's eyes were filled with anticipation: "Yingying, you used to like this the most. It took a long time for Dad to buy it for you. Are you happy?"

Be happy... be it.

Song Yingying smiled reluctantly: "Thank you Dad, I'm so happy."

Only when this thing is transformed into knowledge can it be possible to return its cost, and it can't be sold for a dollar if it is sold as a scrap.

Originally, Yu Fengyao's quizzes for her every day were enough to torture people, plus this.

Song Yingying died on the spot.

Song Zheng laughed unceremoniously: "Smart people should be with the test papers every day."

Let you grab my last piece of ribs, this is retribution!

The retribution that will come true soon!

Father Song also seemed to see that Song Yingying was not very happy, and he said in a helpless way:

"Welcome, Dad thought you would be happy seeing this, but I didn't think about it, it's okay, Dad will give you another one."

"No." Song Yingying said half truthfully:

"I really don't like the gift very much, but I like Dad's intention."

Because I listened to a sentence with my ears pricked up, I found a brand new out-of-print paper after a lot of hard work.

The mind proclaims God.