Breaking the bend to induce deep routines

Lu Lu quit his fifth job.

A sense of desperation for life hangs over his head.

In an instant, it rained heavily.

Walking into the subway, Lu Lu huddled in a corner alone, not sitting in his seat.Even if it is not the rush hour, there are still many vacant seats in the subway.

But because the whole body was soaked, when Lu Lu came to them, those people put on a cold and noble posture, pretending not to see Lu Lu's embarrassing state.

With his head down, Lu Lu looked a bit pitiful, gnashing his teeth and cursing this metropolis wrapped in steel and concrete.

Lu Lu's hometown is in City N. When he graduated from university, he decided to go to City S alone to make a difference here.

But Sora has determination, but does not have the ability to match expectations.

Today, unfortunately, he even lost his fifth job.

Speaking of the reason for his resignation, it was even unbelievable. He was working as a salesman in a well-known foreign company, but he was tampered with by a director who was fifty years away.

The director was of Mexican descent, and he spoke not-so-standard English. Lu Lu could barely understand some conversations with his CET-[-] ability.Originally, he didn't care about the foreigner's ambiguous words, but today he grabbed his hand while Lu Lu was pouring him water, and he couldn't shake it off.

So Lu Lu got angry and fired the boss in a fit of anger.

As the saying goes, what is tolerable is unbearable.How could he, a good young man in society, refuse to reject this evil hand!

The world is going down, people's hearts are not old, and the world is cold!Lu Lu sighed.

After a lot of tossing, Lu Lu finally returned to his 40-square-meter bird's nest.

The house was still as messy as ever, the box of instant noodles before going out in the morning was on the table, and the takeaway box from last night was not disposed of.Of course, there are still clothes in the washing machine that I don’t know a few days ago.

Lu Lu comforted himself that a man can bend and stretch!

A man must be masculine, dirty and messy is nothing.

What's more, if he tidied up the room meticulously, what would he need his wife to do? A typical straight man with advanced cancer.

Ah Q's spirit once again comforted his determination to make progress back to its original position.

Peace of mind.

Turning on the computer, Lu Lu decided to play online games for a while before dark.

Lu Lu is a dead house. He didn't like to go out since he was a child. He became addicted to online games in junior high school. Lu's father and mother are usually busy with work, so they don't have much time to take care of him.By the time you notice, it's too late.Lu Lu generally has no other hobbies. Apart from reading books at home, he can only play games.

There is also an older sister in Lu Lu's family, named Lu Miao, who happens to be the complete opposite type of Lu Lu, serious and unsmiling.Five years older than Lu Lu, she has established a large comprehensive club for fitness, leisure and entertainment in the bustling and bustling area of ​​N City, and she seems to be a strong woman.There is another thing about Lu Miao that Lu Lu is very envious of, and that is the name.Lu Lu always felt that his name was duoyin, which sounded very feminine.On the other hand, Lu Miao's has a vigorous feeling.He also fought for his name, but Lu's father firmly opposed it, saying that it was given by Lu Lu's grandfather and could not be changed, otherwise the old man would not feel at ease in the public.So, I can give up.

Both Lu's father and Lu's mother are university professors, and they often instill traditional principles in Lu Lu's siblings.But things backfired, Lu Lu's siblings went further and further down the opposite path, and Lu's mother once suspected that the pair of children had the wrong gender.But these will not hinder the family relationship, they get along very well.

After graduating from university, when Lu Lu decided to leave N City, Lu's mother was reluctant to let her son suffer outside, so naturally she didn't want to.However, Lu's father supported that the boy should go out and make a living, and finally made the decision to go to S city by land.

Of course, during the holidays, Lulu will also go back to City N under the serial calls of Mother Lu, because the two cities are in two adjacent provinces, and it is not too far away. It is only a two-hour drive. Very convenient.

When he first came to S City, Lu Lu was full of ambitions, but after two years, Lu Lu was at the end of his strength.

To paraphrase Gu Weiwei's words, Lu Lu is dying.

Gu Weiwei met Lu Lu at a large online game meeting more than a month ago.

At that time, Lu Lu got one of the few places where he could shake hands with the designer. This kind of lottery was purely luck and a very precious opportunity.

At that time, Gu Weiwei appeared, and discussed with Lu Lu whether she could give up the quota to her, or sell it to her for money.

Immediately, Lu Lu became a little angry.

He is not the kind of man who can sell such an opportunity to others just because of money.

What's more, this online game has been very popular in recent years, and it also benefits from the designer's creation, exquisite interface, and personalized character design.As a loyal fan of this game, Lu Lu naturally does not want to miss such a once-in-a-century opportunity.

Later Gu Weiwei said that men should give way to women, as a big man you are too upset.

These aggressive words just hit Lu Lu's pain, the pain of 25 years.

Inherited Lu's mother's beauty and Lu's father's scholarly atmosphere.And years of living in a dead house without sun exposure have also allowed Lu Lu to have fair skin that girls envy. So far, Lu Lu's growth history is a history of blood and tears that is constantly recognized as a girl.The situation has gotten better in recent years, I don't know if it's because of Lu Lu's 178 height, or because handsome boys are becoming more and more popular now, but no one recognizes Lu Lu as a girl anymore.Even so, the memories of the past still left a bad impression on Lu Lu.

Anger burning with reason, Lu Lu did not hesitate to give up the spot to Gu Weiwei for his masculinity.

Gu Weiwei told Lu Lu how much she liked the game "Past Life and Present Life". She has been playing since the server opened, and she is considered an old player.It was also discovered that the two of them played the same profession, so Gu Weiwei and Lu Lu just left their contact information.In the days that followed, it was discovered that the two had a lot of common hobbies, and their relationship gradually became like a buddy attack.

The penguin in the lower right corner jumped up, Lu Lu opened QQ and found that it was Gu Weiwei.

I'm not Xiaowei: I'm in a bad mood today, Xiao Luzi, hurry up!

Lu Lu looked at the content of the dialog box, quickly typed a few lines, and started talking to Gu Weiwei.

I am your uncle: what is calling our house?

I'm not Xiaowei: When I went out today, it was raining heavily, I was absorbed in watching the rain, I didn't really step on shit, and finally danced a gorgeous floor dance.

I am your uncle: it is your mission to bring happiness to everyone (≧▽≦)/

I am not Xiaowei: I am low-key, and I am afraid of stealing the limelight from others, it is a sin (╥╯^╰╥)

I am your uncle: No, you have given others something to talk about after dinner, making it difficult for them to swallow, and you are also contributing to the national granary. You know that there are many unidentified fires in the granary, and it is already in short supply.

I'm not Xiaowei: In this way, Ben Gong is really wonderful.

I am your uncle: The White House in the United States issued a special certificate to you.

I'm not Xiaowei: By the way, why are you online at this hour today?

I am your uncle: Speaking of it, I am as worried as a dog (T▽T)

I'm not Xiaowei: Mr. Lu, what's wrong with you?

I am your uncle: I have become a vagrant again.

I'm not Xiaowei: Huh?Lost your job again?

I'm your uncle: That's right, I'm planning to find another job.

After a while, I didn't see Gu Weiwei sending a message, I guess I was busy.

Lu Lu didn't care either, Gu Weiwei was about to be a senior, the school needed an internship in the summer, and the school also had summer courses.Gu Weiwei and a group of roommates decided to stay in school.Although most of the time, university life is basically as empty as a 80-[-]-year-old grandpa who retires at home.

Lu Lu opened 'Past and Present', which was the online game that he participated in the game meeting last time. The time spent in the game passed so quickly that it was getting dark outside before he knew it.

Lu Lu stretched his waist and dialed the takeaway number.

Gu Weiwei's profile picture jumped again.

I'm not Xiaowei: This girl just helped you think of a good job! ! !

I'm your uncle: let's hear it.

I'm not Xiaowei: Lu Lu, you can write novels online.

I am your uncle: Huh?I am not wrong, right.

I'm not Xiaowei: Do you know why you change jobs so frequently?It is because you are not suitable for those jobs.For you, of course, is inseparable from the network.

I am your uncle: Then there is no need to write a novel.

I'm not Xiaowei: only this is zero foundation!

I'm your uncle: Let me tell you, a girl in my dormitory spends a little time every day writing novels on that XX website, and now she can earn tens of thousands of manuscript fees every month!

I am your uncle: How to make money writing novels? (Someone's heart flutters.)

I'm not Xiaowei: Yes, and you can continue to surf the Internet at other times, so you can stay at home.

I'm your uncle: That's right, I have a lot of time to play online games.

I'm not Xiaowei: Yes, I just helped you understand the XX website. As long as you work hard to write, you can become a very rich family squatting at home.

I'm your uncle: But, I have absolutely no experience in this area.

I'm not Xiaowei: This kind of work doesn't require experience, as long as you grasp the theme well, it will definitely become popular.

I'm your uncle: I'll check back later.

After finishing the delivery, Lu Lu couldn't wait to log in to the XX website under Gu Weiwei's instigation.

Danmei fan fiction - your first choice.

Danmei fan, what the hell?

If you have any questions, find Du Niang!

When Lu Lu fully understood the professional terms such as Tanmei Doujin, he was already shocked!

Danmei culture is as fierce as a tiger! ! !

The XX website was originally a novel reading website developed in all aspects, but in recent years it has gradually become a structure that focuses on Tanmei, supplemented by romance, fantasy, and immortality.

Lu Lu thought deeply about the information he had obtained so far.

To write or not to write, that is the question.

In the next few days, Lu Lu joined the job hunting team again.

However, there are no suitable vacancies in the units that Lulu likes.

Instead of being dejected, he sighed that under the light of socialism like him, the five good young people with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor have been reduced to the point of unemployment.Of course, a certain dead house doesn't talk about morality and intelligence. It is estimated that it will fail in physical fitness and labor alone. The only hand it can hold is beauty, but this kind of beauty is not what Lu Lu wants.

Is reality really forcing him to develop on that road of no return?

With trembling fingers, Lu Lu entered the address of the XX website again, and browsed the website information again.Finally, a major decision in life was made.

When registering a pseudonym, Lu Lu took a lot of effort, thinking that the writers of Tanmei novels are usually rotten girls, so in this case, then register a slightly girly name, Lu Lu gritted his teeth and entered the word 'Lubao' while thinking this way. pen name.This is also the nickname his family gave him when he was a child, and no one called him that when he grew up, otherwise Lu Bao would be in trouble. Of course, this became a name that he regretted countless times afterwards.

It is very simple to become an author on the XX website. Basically everyone can start writing as long as they follow the rules of posting articles on the website.

In this way, Lu Lu officially embarked on the road of no return to writing Tanmeiwen.

Before writing the article, Lu Lu went to ask the senior rotten girl Gu Weiwei about the essentials of writing Tanmei articles.As a straight man, Lu Lu doesn't understand the deep meaning of the word danmei.

The explanation given by Gu Weiwei is: non-mainstream sexual orientation.You just treat it as a normal relationship, but the object becomes two men.

Lu Lu accepted this simple definition as a matter of course.As a dead house who has been single for 25 years, there is actually not much difference, since he has never been in a relationship anyway.

It's been over a week since my last resignation.One morning, Lu Lu geared up to publish his first novel on the XX website.

campus?Gangster?city?Cultivation?time travel?Fantasy?Gongdou?fantasy? ....

Lu Lu considered the setting of the story, and finally decided to bring over the online games he is usually good at. Finally, Lu Lu finalized the subject of the first article as the online game danmeiwen.

In the story, Gong and Shou got acquainted in an online game, and later found out that they are both students of the same school.

With a very simple storyline, Lu Lu decided to integrate the plot of the online game into the storyline. Regarding this point, he is confident that he can do it.As for the emotional development of the protagonists, he decided to imagine them as a man and a woman in love. As for how to talk about it, let's think about it later.The boat sinks naturally when it reaches the bridgehead, no, it is naturally straight.

"Falling in Love with You Online and Offline", an ordinary and vulgar book title is to cater to the tastes of readers, this is Gu Weiwei's suggestion.Afterwards, the simple Lu Lu devoted all his work to the novel. The life that used to be two points and one line has now completely become an otaku.

Lu Lu's articles are updated very quickly, basically maintaining a rhythm of two updates a day, of course it can't be compared with Tang's XX, which has a speed of more than 30 words a month.

Lu Lu thinks that he is already a hardworking little bee, but he obviously forgot that he is already a full-time writer now!The so-called full-time, of course, requires more than 8 hours of codewords a day.

Every night, Lu Lu devotes himself to online games as usual, euphemistically saying that life requires spiritual enjoyment, and online games are the best seasoning.

After working as a full-time writer for more than a week, Lu Lu felt that writing novels was getting less and less fulfilling.

He pays attention to the click record and collection rate every day, but there is no breakthrough at all. If this continues, even if he writes for ten years, he can't expect to become a great god like Uncle XX. live.

Lu Lu is very melancholy, Lu Lu is very melancholy.