After the live broadcast cooking, I became the most rude cub
Chapter 1 1 Tea Egg
Ai Chi passed this intersection for the third time.
This is a crossroads.On the left side of the intersection, the light on the traffic light board flashes and flashes with the current, making a "sizzling" sound - it looks inexplicably like two human eyes, hidden in the dark night and flickering.
Ai Chi turned his head to look, and sure enough, after half a second, the traffic lights finally couldn't hold on and went on strike.
The entire intersection was completely plunged into darkness.
——At this moment, the barrage was full of panic.
[Oh my god, my goosebumps are so scared! 】
[This place is too weird, is this the third time the host has passed by?I'm afraid I encountered a ghost hitting the wall? 】
[The scariest thing is that every time the anchor turns his head, something will happen at the traffic lights! 】
No matter how panicked the barrage was, Ai Chi's expression remained unchanged. Finally, he picked a direction at random and moved forward in the darkness.
... After 10 minutes, Ai Chi returned to the original place.
He looked at the flashing traffic lights thoughtfully, stopped suddenly, frowned, and asked uncertainly, "Did I come to this intersection just now?"
【...Did you just find out, anchor? ! 】
[I said why the anchor is so calm, so he is a road idiot? ? ? 】
【I feel sorry for this ghost for a second.jpg】
Unfortunately, although the live broadcast room of the Chuanshu system is bound to Ai Chi, in order to ensure the continuity of the plot, Ai Chi cannot see the barrage in the live broadcast room at the same time, so he can only guess the truth by himself.
Ai Chi was on the spot, looked around carefully, thought for a few seconds, and said: "No, it should be that the intersections in this place are all similar in length, or I accidentally took the wrong road, otherwise it is impossible to be a ghost. wall."
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but spit out a liter of blood.
——What is the subtlety of avoiding the correct answer perfectly?
Ai Chi let out a breath, seeming to be talking to himself and answering doubts in the live broadcast room: "It is not scientific for a ghost to hit a wall."
The female ghost hiding in the dark:? ? ?
Studio:……
Traveling to a fantasy novel, you still tell me about science?
After complaining about this, Ai Chi seemed to be completely relieved.When he passed the intersection calmly again, this time, the traffic lights did not go off again.
An imperceptible smile flashed across Ai Chi's eyes.
"Help, help..." There was a faint whimper in the wind, "Help me, save me..."
The woman's weak cry for help was like weeping and complaining, and the lingering grievance seemed particularly strange in such a night.
Ai Chi subconsciously followed the voice.
Under the dim light, he could faintly see a "woman" in red lying on the side of the road.A gust of wind blew up, lifting the long black hair of the woman in red, revealing her sickly pale face and bloody eyes.
Ai Chi's figure paused.
The female ghost showed a triumphant smile.
——You can’t see the ghost hitting the wall, but you can always see me now, right?
Midnight, intersection, red dress, woman.
Typical start of a horror movie.
The female ghost is very satisfied with the scene she created, and firmly believes that the other party will scream out of fright.And she can take advantage of the short period of time when the other party is panicked, and absorb the other party's anger!
The female ghost waited confidently, and then she saw Ai Chi walking past her with a paralyzed face.
Ghost: ? ? ?
"Hey, stop!" the female ghost shouted angrily at his back.
Ai Chi didn't seem to hear it.Although his pace of advancement was not fast, he did not stop at all.
The female ghost was repeatedly ignored by him, and she was so angry that she simply bit her lower lip, rushed down, and used her body as a shield to block in front of him.
At this time, the live broadcast room finally saw the female ghost's face clearly.
This should be a female ghost who jumped to her death from a building—the long jet-black hair hangs down on both sides, covering the right side of the female ghost's face, while the left face is not as symmetrical and full as a normal human being, but has a huge sunken.
The female ghost looked at Ai Chi quietly for a few seconds, then tilted her head, the left half of her face and the left skull suddenly became rotten, and the skin oozes bright red blood at the same time.
She slowly showed a sinister smile, and asked, "Why didn't you save me?"
Facing the bleeding female ghost, Ai Chi... directly passed through her soul body.
Female Ghost: Huh?
Studio:……
[Did I read it wrong?Or is my computer broken?There seems to be a lady in red on my screen. 】
【I saw it too...】
[But the anchor seems to be unable to see or hear!And it was uploaded directly from her!Hiss—could it be that we are collectively haunted? 】
The viewers in the live broadcast room were terrified by their brain supplements.
Ai Chi didn't know anything about it, he just walked on the road step by step, slowly but firmly.
The female ghost poked her finger unwillingly, ran over, and whispered beside Ai Chi: "Hey, are you blind? You can't even see me... Oh no, you are not only blind, but also deaf, you can't hear I spoke."
Ai Chi stopped suddenly, rubbed his arms, and murmured: "It's a bit cold..."
The female ghost was overjoyed, and leaned over to lie on his shoulder and continued blowing Yin Qi.
A sneer flashed in Ai Chi's eyes, but his expression remained calm.Expressionlessly, he took out a windbreaker from his bag, put it on, and said to himself, "Fortunately, I brought clothes."
The female ghost was almost depressed to death!
She lay on Ai Chi's back with nothing to love, pinched her fingers boredly, and said in a low voice: "You are deaf and dumb, and you will definitely not be able to live here. Sigh, but being a human is not as fun as being a ghost, so what are you doing alive?" ?”
"That's not right, I can still watch TV dramas while I'm alive." The female ghost sniffed and said nostalgicly, "I just watched half of that TV series, and I died before I saw the male protagonist confess his love, what a pity. "
Ai Chi: ...
Only then did he realize that the female ghost was a chatterbox.
"Hey, have you seen the movie "The Big Bosses in the Whole Hell Are Pretending to be Cute"? The male lead is so handsome, and the second male lead is also good-looking, but these two are so handsome that they are not in the same style at all... Speaking of this , You idiot seem to look good too!"
The female ghost spent a long time in excitement, and suddenly thought of something, so she stretched her neck in amazement, and turned her neck almost 180 degrees to see Ai Chi's appearance clearly.
Ai Chi was caught off guard and made eye contact with her.
At the same time, Ai Chi heard a reminder from the book-transmitting system——
"Ding! The female ghost Zhaoruo's recognition of you +15, player points +15, the system mall is opened, and the novice gift pack is unlocked, and an item can be randomly issued."
"Ding! Congratulations to the player for getting the stainless steel large iron pot x1!"
Ai Chi raised his eyebrows in surprise—you got 15 points without doing anything?
With 15 more points for no reason, Ai Chi was in a good mood, but he didn't know that the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded at this time.
[Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha good impression +15!Seeing your face, I suddenly forgave your waywardness.jpg]
[Anchor points from the sky 23333]
[By the way, I'm the only one who noticed that the anchor's novice gift pack is!iron!pot!! 】
[Fuck, I just found out, what kind of non-chief luck is this!What can the iron pot do here?Use it to hit people? 】
Ai Chi put the iron pan into the storage bag quite satisfied.
In front of the female ghost, he was not in a hurry to study the points and system mall, but adjusted his glasses, finally looked at the female ghost squarely, and said sincerely, "Thank you."
The female ghost was stunned, jumped down, pointed to her nose and said in surprise, "Can you see me?"
Ai Chi looked at her quietly, noncommittal.
The female ghost stared at the ground for a while, her face slowly turned red, and she asked angrily, "So you've been playing tricks on me? You're looking for..."
dead.
However, the moment she saw Ai Chi's facial features, the female ghost's anger disappeared instantly, and she changed her tone in seconds: "...Have you found a girlfriend yet?"
Ai Chi:?
He couldn't quite understand why the topic had come to this.
The female ghost stretched out her hand to stroke her long hair, lowered her head shyly, twisted her fingers and said nervously, "Do you want to have a girlfriend?"
[Fucking... the heart is complicated...]
[Can I say that I was not frightened by the ghost hitting the wall in front of me, but I was frightened by the confession of the female ghost? 】
[With such a face and such movements, I guess I'm going to have a nightmare all night, woo woo woo]
——If you see a beauty making such a shy attitude, the audience will definitely love to hear and see the matchmaking attitude.
But facing a shy skeleton?
Excuse me, goodbye!
The female ghost pinched the corner of her clothes and asked shyly, "Can I be your girlfriend?"
Ai Chi: "...No way."
The female ghost's expression twisted for a moment: "Why? Because I'm not pretty enough?"
Aichi shook his head.
The female ghost seemed a little surprised, and seemed to be identifying the truth of what he said. She squinted at him for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "It's not because of the face, but because of the different ways of humans and ghosts?"
The female ghost looked at him quietly but full of oppression, and Ai Chi had the tendency to turn him into a ghost as well if he dared to nod his head.
Ai Chi still shook his head, and said: "No, I don't want a girlfriend because I like men."
Female ghost: ...
Justified!
After being tempted for a long time, I never expected him to be for this reason!
Ai Chi looked at her calmly: "So, sorry."
"Forget it." The female ghost chuckled, and a cold look flashed across her face, "Since you don't want to be with me, then you go to die!"
The female ghost changed her face when she said that she changed her face. One moment she was standing in front of him chatting with him, but the next moment she stretched out her three-inch long black nails and rushed towards Ai Chi aggressively.
Ai Chi stood at the excuse, surrounded by empty streets, watching the sharp nails approaching him, but there was still nowhere to hide!
Onlookers in the live broadcast room where "Miss Sister" changed her face: Damn!Shameless!
This is a crossroads.On the left side of the intersection, the light on the traffic light board flashes and flashes with the current, making a "sizzling" sound - it looks inexplicably like two human eyes, hidden in the dark night and flickering.
Ai Chi turned his head to look, and sure enough, after half a second, the traffic lights finally couldn't hold on and went on strike.
The entire intersection was completely plunged into darkness.
——At this moment, the barrage was full of panic.
[Oh my god, my goosebumps are so scared! 】
[This place is too weird, is this the third time the host has passed by?I'm afraid I encountered a ghost hitting the wall? 】
[The scariest thing is that every time the anchor turns his head, something will happen at the traffic lights! 】
No matter how panicked the barrage was, Ai Chi's expression remained unchanged. Finally, he picked a direction at random and moved forward in the darkness.
... After 10 minutes, Ai Chi returned to the original place.
He looked at the flashing traffic lights thoughtfully, stopped suddenly, frowned, and asked uncertainly, "Did I come to this intersection just now?"
【...Did you just find out, anchor? ! 】
[I said why the anchor is so calm, so he is a road idiot? ? ? 】
【I feel sorry for this ghost for a second.jpg】
Unfortunately, although the live broadcast room of the Chuanshu system is bound to Ai Chi, in order to ensure the continuity of the plot, Ai Chi cannot see the barrage in the live broadcast room at the same time, so he can only guess the truth by himself.
Ai Chi was on the spot, looked around carefully, thought for a few seconds, and said: "No, it should be that the intersections in this place are all similar in length, or I accidentally took the wrong road, otherwise it is impossible to be a ghost. wall."
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but spit out a liter of blood.
——What is the subtlety of avoiding the correct answer perfectly?
Ai Chi let out a breath, seeming to be talking to himself and answering doubts in the live broadcast room: "It is not scientific for a ghost to hit a wall."
The female ghost hiding in the dark:? ? ?
Studio:……
Traveling to a fantasy novel, you still tell me about science?
After complaining about this, Ai Chi seemed to be completely relieved.When he passed the intersection calmly again, this time, the traffic lights did not go off again.
An imperceptible smile flashed across Ai Chi's eyes.
"Help, help..." There was a faint whimper in the wind, "Help me, save me..."
The woman's weak cry for help was like weeping and complaining, and the lingering grievance seemed particularly strange in such a night.
Ai Chi subconsciously followed the voice.
Under the dim light, he could faintly see a "woman" in red lying on the side of the road.A gust of wind blew up, lifting the long black hair of the woman in red, revealing her sickly pale face and bloody eyes.
Ai Chi's figure paused.
The female ghost showed a triumphant smile.
——You can’t see the ghost hitting the wall, but you can always see me now, right?
Midnight, intersection, red dress, woman.
Typical start of a horror movie.
The female ghost is very satisfied with the scene she created, and firmly believes that the other party will scream out of fright.And she can take advantage of the short period of time when the other party is panicked, and absorb the other party's anger!
The female ghost waited confidently, and then she saw Ai Chi walking past her with a paralyzed face.
Ghost: ? ? ?
"Hey, stop!" the female ghost shouted angrily at his back.
Ai Chi didn't seem to hear it.Although his pace of advancement was not fast, he did not stop at all.
The female ghost was repeatedly ignored by him, and she was so angry that she simply bit her lower lip, rushed down, and used her body as a shield to block in front of him.
At this time, the live broadcast room finally saw the female ghost's face clearly.
This should be a female ghost who jumped to her death from a building—the long jet-black hair hangs down on both sides, covering the right side of the female ghost's face, while the left face is not as symmetrical and full as a normal human being, but has a huge sunken.
The female ghost looked at Ai Chi quietly for a few seconds, then tilted her head, the left half of her face and the left skull suddenly became rotten, and the skin oozes bright red blood at the same time.
She slowly showed a sinister smile, and asked, "Why didn't you save me?"
Facing the bleeding female ghost, Ai Chi... directly passed through her soul body.
Female Ghost: Huh?
Studio:……
[Did I read it wrong?Or is my computer broken?There seems to be a lady in red on my screen. 】
【I saw it too...】
[But the anchor seems to be unable to see or hear!And it was uploaded directly from her!Hiss—could it be that we are collectively haunted? 】
The viewers in the live broadcast room were terrified by their brain supplements.
Ai Chi didn't know anything about it, he just walked on the road step by step, slowly but firmly.
The female ghost poked her finger unwillingly, ran over, and whispered beside Ai Chi: "Hey, are you blind? You can't even see me... Oh no, you are not only blind, but also deaf, you can't hear I spoke."
Ai Chi stopped suddenly, rubbed his arms, and murmured: "It's a bit cold..."
The female ghost was overjoyed, and leaned over to lie on his shoulder and continued blowing Yin Qi.
A sneer flashed in Ai Chi's eyes, but his expression remained calm.Expressionlessly, he took out a windbreaker from his bag, put it on, and said to himself, "Fortunately, I brought clothes."
The female ghost was almost depressed to death!
She lay on Ai Chi's back with nothing to love, pinched her fingers boredly, and said in a low voice: "You are deaf and dumb, and you will definitely not be able to live here. Sigh, but being a human is not as fun as being a ghost, so what are you doing alive?" ?”
"That's not right, I can still watch TV dramas while I'm alive." The female ghost sniffed and said nostalgicly, "I just watched half of that TV series, and I died before I saw the male protagonist confess his love, what a pity. "
Ai Chi: ...
Only then did he realize that the female ghost was a chatterbox.
"Hey, have you seen the movie "The Big Bosses in the Whole Hell Are Pretending to be Cute"? The male lead is so handsome, and the second male lead is also good-looking, but these two are so handsome that they are not in the same style at all... Speaking of this , You idiot seem to look good too!"
The female ghost spent a long time in excitement, and suddenly thought of something, so she stretched her neck in amazement, and turned her neck almost 180 degrees to see Ai Chi's appearance clearly.
Ai Chi was caught off guard and made eye contact with her.
At the same time, Ai Chi heard a reminder from the book-transmitting system——
"Ding! The female ghost Zhaoruo's recognition of you +15, player points +15, the system mall is opened, and the novice gift pack is unlocked, and an item can be randomly issued."
"Ding! Congratulations to the player for getting the stainless steel large iron pot x1!"
Ai Chi raised his eyebrows in surprise—you got 15 points without doing anything?
With 15 more points for no reason, Ai Chi was in a good mood, but he didn't know that the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded at this time.
[Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha good impression +15!Seeing your face, I suddenly forgave your waywardness.jpg]
[Anchor points from the sky 23333]
[By the way, I'm the only one who noticed that the anchor's novice gift pack is!iron!pot!! 】
[Fuck, I just found out, what kind of non-chief luck is this!What can the iron pot do here?Use it to hit people? 】
Ai Chi put the iron pan into the storage bag quite satisfied.
In front of the female ghost, he was not in a hurry to study the points and system mall, but adjusted his glasses, finally looked at the female ghost squarely, and said sincerely, "Thank you."
The female ghost was stunned, jumped down, pointed to her nose and said in surprise, "Can you see me?"
Ai Chi looked at her quietly, noncommittal.
The female ghost stared at the ground for a while, her face slowly turned red, and she asked angrily, "So you've been playing tricks on me? You're looking for..."
dead.
However, the moment she saw Ai Chi's facial features, the female ghost's anger disappeared instantly, and she changed her tone in seconds: "...Have you found a girlfriend yet?"
Ai Chi:?
He couldn't quite understand why the topic had come to this.
The female ghost stretched out her hand to stroke her long hair, lowered her head shyly, twisted her fingers and said nervously, "Do you want to have a girlfriend?"
[Fucking... the heart is complicated...]
[Can I say that I was not frightened by the ghost hitting the wall in front of me, but I was frightened by the confession of the female ghost? 】
[With such a face and such movements, I guess I'm going to have a nightmare all night, woo woo woo]
——If you see a beauty making such a shy attitude, the audience will definitely love to hear and see the matchmaking attitude.
But facing a shy skeleton?
Excuse me, goodbye!
The female ghost pinched the corner of her clothes and asked shyly, "Can I be your girlfriend?"
Ai Chi: "...No way."
The female ghost's expression twisted for a moment: "Why? Because I'm not pretty enough?"
Aichi shook his head.
The female ghost seemed a little surprised, and seemed to be identifying the truth of what he said. She squinted at him for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "It's not because of the face, but because of the different ways of humans and ghosts?"
The female ghost looked at him quietly but full of oppression, and Ai Chi had the tendency to turn him into a ghost as well if he dared to nod his head.
Ai Chi still shook his head, and said: "No, I don't want a girlfriend because I like men."
Female ghost: ...
Justified!
After being tempted for a long time, I never expected him to be for this reason!
Ai Chi looked at her calmly: "So, sorry."
"Forget it." The female ghost chuckled, and a cold look flashed across her face, "Since you don't want to be with me, then you go to die!"
The female ghost changed her face when she said that she changed her face. One moment she was standing in front of him chatting with him, but the next moment she stretched out her three-inch long black nails and rushed towards Ai Chi aggressively.
Ai Chi stood at the excuse, surrounded by empty streets, watching the sharp nails approaching him, but there was still nowhere to hide!
Onlookers in the live broadcast room where "Miss Sister" changed her face: Damn!Shameless!
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