After the live broadcast cooking, I became the most rude cub

In order to better exchange experiences, the three elders even created a communication group.

[The Great Elder is obsessed with novels and can't extricate himself]: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, "88 Days of Broken Love" is so touching! But, since even Huang Xiaodu can chase someone, why can't we Jinwu?"

[Second elder sighs and wants to eat spicy strips]: "As long as you use deep affection, you can marry a goddess even if you have a spare tire."

[The third elder is seriously doing after-school exercises]: "From a mathematical point of view, the probability of a spare tire turning positive is comparable to that of a comet hitting the Himalayas... Huh, that probability is very high? In the Light Lock Demon Tower, there are 200 people in the Himalayas." How many seats?"

[Fourth elder beat gongs, beat drums, wash dishes and mop the floor]: "What the hell are you talking about? Don't forget to bring me to play with you! Also, when are you going to redeem me?!"

The group was silent for two seconds, and then——

"The Great Elder, Second Elder, and Third Elder withdrew from the group chat."

Fourth Elder:? ? ? ? ? ?

The three elders, who consciously grasped the truth through books, tossed and turned, and couldn't wait to run over to enlighten Jinwu in the middle of the night.

Great Elder: "Listen to me, today you will feel sad and sour, this is normal."

Second Elder: "You didn't eat bad stomach, the reason behind this is much more complicated than eating bad stomach."

The third elder: "This is your possessive desire, your selfishness, the ruthless hormones and roiling jealousy, the cage that keeps you in place."

Jin Wu was forced to get up from the nest, his eyes opened in confusion, and it took a while for his brain to come to his senses. He looked at the third elder with an inexplicable expression: "Did you just write a poem?"

The Great Elder shook his head resentfully: "He's not writing poetry, he's telling you why you're jealous."

Jinwu felt even more inexplicable: "Me? Jealous? Why?"

The three elders said in unison: "It's all because of love!"

Big Golden Crow: ...

Big Golden Crow: "I, to whom?"

The second elder was shocked: "You don't even know who you love?!"

The third elder was in a complicated mood, holding his face in his hands and exclaiming, "My God, do you still have several people you love?!"

The Great Elder sneered, "Heh, scumbag."

Jinwu really wanted to kick each of them.

The Great Elder sighed, "Of course it's Boss Ai!"

Jinwu felt speechless and helpless—didn't he just meet Boss Ai these days? !Love a ghost!

The Great Elder looked at his disbelief in distress, and decided to give him a strong dose of medicine: "I just saw Xiaoba enter Boss Ai's room."

Jinwu:? !

His sharp claws involuntarily broke a branch.

Great Elder: "It seems that they hit it off, oh no, it was love at first sight."

The second elder added: "Maybe we will introduce each other as confidantes, so we can fall asleep on our feet."

The Golden Crow stepped on another thick branch.

The Great Elder sighed in relief, trying to make him understand: "Do you understand? This kind of feeling is jealousy."

Before the words fell, the big golden crow's eyes were completely red, and he flew out of the nest in a panic, and headed towards Ai Chi's room to kill.

The Great Elder looked at the empty nest messily, looked at the second and third younger brothers with a confused and innocent look, and said in a daze, "I haven't had time to say this is just an example."

The second elder said regretfully: "I still have time to tell him how to be an excellent suitor."

Third Elder: "Huh? How to do it?"

The second elder categorically stated the experience he had learned from the book: "Hold him, coax him, add clothes to him when it's cold, open an umbrella for him when it rains, cook noodles for him when he's hungry, and rub his stomach when he's full." .”

The third elder: "...why does it sound like an old lady?"

Great Elder: "...Why does it sound so similar to what we did to Your Highness?"

The second elder and the third elder turned their heads to look at the boss, complaining: "You make us seem perverted!"

At this time, on the other side, the sleeping Ai Chi heard a loud noise in his sleep.

He was so frightened that he opened his eyes suddenly, and then saw the door that was forcibly opened and the majestic big golden crow.

With a murderous look on his face, the big golden crow scanned the entire room with blazing eyes, and asked angrily, "Where is the person?"

Ai Chi was confused: "Who?"

Jinwu: "The adulterer!"

Ai Chi: Huh? ? ?

Not only Ai Chi, but also Jinwu himself was stunned - for some reason, he just blurted out the word "adulter" at that moment.

Ai Chi pinched the center of his brows with a headache, hugged the quilt and said patiently: "Did you have a nightmare?"

Jin Wu: "...is it a nightmare to be woken up by the Great Elder and the others in the middle of the night?"

Ai Chi really wanted to complain—so that's why you woke me up in the middle of the night?Sharing weal and woe?

But after all, he was the bird he had raised for so long, Ai Chi still didn't bother with him in the end, he patted the bed and said, "Let's chat for a while?"

The Golden Crow snorted, and walked over step by step with its two paws facing outward.

——The end is a majestic one.

Ai Chi was a little funny, and he was completely out of breath when he got up.

After Jin Wu sat down by the bed, Ai Chi yawned, and with his right hand resting on one side of his cheek, he said gently: "Tell me, why did the big zongzi cheat you?"

Big Zongzi is Ai Chi's "love name" for the elders and the others.

Jin Wu was a little annoyed: "They said that you will sleep with the newcomer tonight."

Ai Chi raised his eyebrows, consciously hooking up "the newcomer" with Xiao Ba in his mind.

"Let's not mention why he and I sleep in the same room..." Ai Chi looked at him meaningfully, "You care about this?"

Jin Wu lowered his eyes and responded with a low voice.

Ai Chi held his chin steadily, and asked, "Why?"

Jin Wu frowned, and said honestly: "I don't like him."

Ai Chi: "Oh. Why?"

The Golden Crow got stuck again.

It raised its head and met Ai Chi's gaze.

Ai Chi's eyes were as patient and gentle as ever.

Yes, he has always been very tolerant of himself.

Such a thought flashed inexplicably in Da Jinwu's mind.

And this thought made him more confident, so Da Jinwu decided to express his thoughts more honestly: "I don't like you being with that newcomer, and I don't like you asking him to eat."

Da Jinwu looked at Ai Chi seriously but with some grievances: "If I and the newcomer can only choose one, who do you choose?"

Ai Chi twitched the corner of his mouth, and many thoughts flashed through his mind.

After thinking for a long time, Ai Chi finally caught the most deceitful one, and replied vaguely: "Xiao Ba is a human being."

This is simply a polite refusal!

Da Jinwu was heartbroken.

Ai Chi looked at him quietly.

Da Jinwu pondered for a long time with his own uncomplicated brain circuit, and suddenly raised his head and stared at him: "Then if I also become a human, who will you choose?"

A triumphant smile flashed across Ai Chi's lips, and he said calmly, "Then maybe I'll choose you."

【Um? ? ? ?What did I see when I woke up in the middle of the night for supper? ! 】

[Don't expect too much, think about how crumbling the demon emperor's vest looks every time, doesn't it all fall off in the end? 】

[Pai, I've given up hope for their relationship drama, I'm now Chi Chi's career fan! 】

【... By the way, so many people don't sleep at night? 】

The big golden crow's eyes were fierce, as if he had finally made up his mind.

Ai Chi felt calm in his heart.

He felt that no matter what Sanmao's human form looked like, he was mentally prepared for it—whether the opponent was as fat as a ball or as short as a little snake demon, it was still his Sanmao, wasn't it?

The three legs of the Great Golden Crow standing on the ground slowly elongated, turning into a pair of slender and powerful long legs;

The flame-colored feathers on the forehead slowly faded away, transforming into a head of black and smooth long hair;

The pure golden feathers on his body trembled slightly, turning into an extremely familiar dark robe...

Shen Yuntian slowly raised his eyes, his eyes were slightly cold.

Holding the quilt in his hands, Ai Chi felt that his mental preparation might still not be sufficient, so he took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled it, but felt that it was not enough after exhaling, so he took another deep breath...

[Fuck shit, is this going to explode? ! 】

[Is it painful to say that it is impossible to fall off the horse? 】

【Obviously I have been waiting for a long time to lose my horse, why do I have a sense of emptiness and melancholy in my heart? 】

[Understandable~ It's like you've been through more than ten episodes of a TV series just to watch that high energy, but the high energy is only played for ten seconds before and after. 】

[Anyway, I'm in the same mood now as a dog--since it's easy to explode the horse now, then the people who tossed back and forth in the previous ten or so episodes were all making wool? ! 】

Outside the door, the three elders squatted furtively in the corner, carefully guessing the scene in the room.

Great Elder: "Can you hear what is being said?"

Second Elder: "I can't hear it, but Boss Ai is very kind to His Highness, maybe it's because of our mutual affection."

Third Elder: "That is, otherwise His Highness would have been kicked out...here..."

I don't know if the third elder's mouth was opened, but before he finished speaking, with a loud noise, a "parabola" was thrown out of the room!

In the blink of an eye, the "parabola" fell to the ground, and everyone saw that it was Shen Yuntian who was thrown out, and the door that was knocked out directly.

The three elders took a deep breath and looked at the room with only the door frame left in horror.

Shen Yuntian lay on the ground in a daze for a few seconds, and then innocently roared into the room: "Why are you throwing me away?"

A white pillow burst out of the air with fierce murderous aura, and finally hit Shen Yuntian's face with incomparable accuracy.

At the same time, Ai Chi's angry voice came out: "Get lost!"

Shen Yuntian pulled off the pillow and hugged it in his arms, weighed the anger contained in the word "roll" for a moment, and finally said from the heart: "Okay!"

The elders looked at Shen Yuntian confusedly and speechlessly.

Shen Yuntian met those three pairs of probing gazes, rolled his eyes, got up from the ground, brushed the dust off his buttocks, and walked away with a pillow in his arms.

... The Tuliu elders stayed where they were in a daze.

Elders: ? ? ?

Today's young people really don't understand!

The angry voice in the room sounded again, and it was more sinister than before: "Aren't you leaving?"

The elders tightened their backs, and hurriedly pushed each other to back up—this is going to go, this is going to go.

Although I don't know how Boss Ai discovered them, the sense of crisis in their hearts has exploded to above the red warning line!

After a while, the courtyard became silent again.

[Hahahahaha the anchor never disappoints! 】

[Sure enough, blasting a horse is not high energy, it is high energy for the anchor to go crazy! 】

[Oh hehehehe~ I just love to watch the anchor's appearance of the domestic violence demon king~~~]

[Director, please make arrangements for the Wife Chasing Asura Field]

[Screenwriter, sadomasochism love triangle, please arrange it]

[Author, Xiao Ba x Demon Emperor's cult cp, please make arrangements]

Live broadcast room: ...Fuck, the last one, don't you think you're really evil? ? ?

The author has something to say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, cuties!

Thanks to the little angel who threw the [grenade]: 1 silence;

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: Musheng 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]: 3332335020 bottles.