Grass head fairy's breaking evil

On the way home, my fifth brother and I bought a few things that the Mo brothers called for. After we drove the car back downstairs, we got out of the car and walked to the nearby park.

After arriving at the grove, Fifth Brother found a dry place, spread newspapers on the floor and said, "That's it! Let's eat first, and those gluttons will come after a while."

Just as I was about to sit down, Fifth Brother stopped me again, "Wait! You might catch a cold if you sit like this. Here, put my coat under your butt."

Seeing him handing over my suit jacket, I was touched by his carefulness, but I was also a little speechless, "Fifth brother, I am a young man anyway, not so delicate, I don't need cushions!"

"On the mat!" Sometimes he became stubborn, and he was very stubborn.

I had no choice but to take his coat, fold it a few times and sit on it.

His suits are so expensive, I can't even wash them by hand, let alone throw them in the washing machine?They were all dry cleaned.This dress has been sat on like this by me, and it has to be sent to dry cleaning and ironing tomorrow, otherwise it will be all wrinkled and unwearable.

Fifth Brother opened his eyes with a paper talisman and sat opposite me.We drank a little wine and were chatting when we heard someone exclaim: "Don't call us for drinking! Uncle, you are not righteous!"

Accompanied by a gust of wind, a man ran over. The first thing he did when he rushed forward was to take a piece of meat and put it in his mouth. "Well... Although the meat is quite fatty, it is delicious!"

This is the first time for me to see a ghost eat. It is similar to Hu Changhe's eating method. He eats the spirit of the food into his mouth, but the food on the plate does not appear to be short.

Another person also came over and said with a smile: "You guys are finally here, my brother and I are almost bored to death."

"There are two of you, what's there to be boring about? Let's smoke the old turtle!" Fifth Brother took a sip of his wine and teased with a smile.

"You think we haven't played? Poker is bad, otherwise why would you buy new ones?" The one who came first muttered while eating.

The twin brothers sat down on both sides of us, looked at me at the same time, and asked, "Uncle, who is this brother? I saw you two together last time."

"He's my assistant, his name is Kang Kai."

Brother Wu just finished introducing me, sitting on my right, the one who came first, and said in surprise, "Assistant? I thought it was your man..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" The one on my left suddenly interrupted him, glared at him, and signaled him to shut up, "Didn't you see that there is a fairy on him?"

"Really!" The person on the right exclaimed, looked at Hu Changhe and said, "It's a cat. It turns out that cats can also become immortals!"

I:"……"

Not only did he ignore the existence of my family, Hu Changhe, but he also called it a cat... This person is really speechless!

"Don't talk nonsense!" The one on the left reprimanded again, "That's a fox fairy!"

"Why is the fox fairy so small? It's like a newborn kitten."

"If you don't think it will grow smaller, can it sleep on Xiao Kai's shoulder?" Fifth Brother said, "If you talk nonsense, you will annoy that fox fairy, but no one can save you!"

I looked at Hu Changhe, hey, this guy is really calm, people say that, he didn't even lift his eyelids, as if he was dead asleep.

The man on the left gave me an apologetic smile and said, "Don't be as knowledgeable as my brother. He talks fast and has no intentions. Nice to meet you. My name is Mo Fan and his name is Mo Fei."

I smiled at him and said, "It's okay, I'm also glad to meet you two."

Mo Fei also grinned at me and said, "I've always been straightforward, so don't take it to heart! We'll be friends from now on!"

The two brothers and I said hello to each other, so we got to know each other.Several people started to drink and eat, and chatted briefly.After eating and drinking enough, the two brothers clamored to play cards.

The fifth brother said that we will not play Doudizhu tonight, because there are four of us, so it is appropriate to play "Pu Yao".

The ones sitting opposite are in the same group, just right, Wu Ge and I are in the same group, and they are in the same group.

Fifth Brother suddenly looked at their brothers, and said seriously: "I can warn you two, if you dare to change the cards and cheat, I will send you across the Naihe Bridge!"

Mo Fan just smiled, but Mo Fei curled his lips and said, "Understood! If you don't play with money, who would bother to cheat!"

"Didn't you cheat last time?" Fifth Brother glared at him.

"Who made you always win?!" Mo Fei stared back with a sting in his neck.

"You can win if you have the ability!"

"Who is as lucky as you?! How can you compete with a living person and a ghost?"

……

I said to myself, can this still be fun?

Mo Fan glanced at Mo Fei indifferently, and asked, "Are you still playing? Go home if you don't play."

Could it be that his temper immediately lost his temper, and he withdrew his saber-rattling posture, turned his head and smiled and said to Mo Fan: "Just play! I'm used to bickering with my uncle. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you too much! ——Let's start!"

Fifth Brother didn't say any more, lit the two newly purchased decks of playing cards with a lighter and threw them on the ground.When the playing cards were burnt out, he took out two phantom-like decks of cards from the paper ashes—that is, the spirit of the original playing cards.

After Brother Wu shuffled the cards, we took turns drawing cards.

When I was drawing cards, I found that Wu Ge, who is usually right-handed, is now left-handed.He holds cards with his right hand and draws cards with his left. Every time he draws a card, the platinum ring on his hand will shine brightly because of the reflection of the moonlight.When I see that ring, I think of the snake tattoo hidden beneath it.

When you have a chance, be sure to ask him about the origin of that tattoo.

After drawing the cards, I looked at the cards in my hand and wished I could throw them away and surrender!

There is no king, no yao, not even a [-], the largest single card is a K, only one shot is three [-]s, a leg is broken in the middle of a double dragon, and a card is missing in the middle of a single dragon... Nima, who else can compare Is the deck of cards I draw any worse?Even if I go first, I can still play a [-]. After the [-] is picked out, who can the [-] control?

I was speechless.He glanced at Brother Wu with guilt, and said in his heart, Brother Fifth, I'm sorry, I'm going to hold you back...

Because it was Mingyao who could talk, the Mo family brothers began to ask each other about their basic situation——

"What are you?"

"Xiao Yao."

"Is there a king?"

"No."

"I do not have either."

"Is the card ready to go?"

"Let's play and see."

"Is there any blood on the road?"

"No, there are not many cards in hand."

"Hey, the blood cannons are in the hands of both of them!"

……

Based on their conversations and my own cards, I got a general idea of ​​Wu Ge's cards-four kings, one youngest or split into two small ones, and Dalu blood cannon.

Well, the card is awesome, as expected of Fifth Brother!

According to Fifth Brother's luck, it must be the one who plays the card first.

From the very beginning of the game, it is full of gunpowder!Because the fifth brother had a lot of cards in his hand, he had to use cannonballs to grab points if he had a card, and they took turns throwing cannonballs.I have three sixes and can only control single cards and have no chance, so I can only watch them play like a bystander.

"Xiao Yao!" Mo Fan played his trump card.

"Five people (two great kings)!" Fifth brother killed him casually, and took away eighty points in one go.

Seeing the high score again, the fifth brother shot a four-way cannonball, and Murphy threw four [-]s in shock, "There are no hermaphrodites (big and small kings), and my four-way is the biggest!"

"Six [-]!" The fifth brother not only played six ways, but also a blood cannon.

Could it be that the frightened expression was fixed on his face, and when he came back to his senses, he yelled: "Is there a mistake! Why do you have all kinds of cards! Did you cheat?"

Fifth Brother smiled contemptuously, "Do I still need to cheat?"

Could it be that instead of continuing to yell at Fifth Brother, he turned his head and glared at me, "You didn't play a card, what kind of cards do you have in your hand? You two can't be evenly matched!"

I:"……"

I don't want to be uniform?I also want to throw a few cannonballs to have fun!The point is that I can't catch a good card!

In the end, the fifth brother picked up 140 points and ran away first.Although I couldn't run away, we still won, and it was Xiaoxue.

Well, if I can get away too, or get the other sixty points, we'll be snowing!

After playing a lot of games in a row, the situation is almost the same as the first one.Every time, the fifth brother collected enough points and ran first, and I still won at the bottom.

Mo Fan is okay, maybe his face turned green.

I can finally understand how he wants to cheat.It is estimated that when fighting the landlord with the fifth elder brother before, the fifth elder brother was the landlord and won almost all of them. Two people can't beat him alone, which is really annoying.

But Fifth Brother's anger was unmatched by anyone, and his luck was astonishing. I am afraid that even if the Xian family played cards with him, they would lose.

We were having fun when we suddenly heard a low voice not far away.

Following the prestige, a man and a woman stood not far away.The woman covered her mouth with one hand and pulled the man's skirt with the other, with a look of horror on her face.The man put his arms around the woman, saw us looking over, and cursed: "I'm sick, it's scary to come here in the middle of the night without sleep!"

scary?I react instantly.From my point of view, it’s four people playing poker. From the point of view of ordinary people, it’s my fifth brother and I sitting opposite each other, with one palm raised, while the other hand keeps swipe-no wonder they said we scary.

How to explain it?To be honest, they would probably be scared to death.

Could it be that when the man opened his mouth, he cursed, put down the cards in his hand, and floated over in the blink of an eye, with a gust of wind, the hair on the foreheads of the two men fluttered.

I clearly saw both of them shivering at the same time, and goose bumps appeared on their arms.

Mo Fei put his face close to the man's, "uh—" stuck out his tongue and made a grimace.

Facing his pranks, I couldn't help but complain to myself: People can't see you, so who are you making faces for?

"Come back quickly." Mo Fan looked at his brother helplessly and said.

Mo Fei glanced at the man, came back, and sat down.

Brother Wu smiled at the two of them and said, "We're here to drink and watch the moon, why did it scare you? We're not the only ones who can't sleep in the middle of the night, aren't you too?"

"You, are you fucking reasonable?" The man said angrily, and began to make gestures, not sure if he really wanted to do something or was just pretending.The woman hurriedly grabbed him and kept persuading him, "Forget it, let's go."

Under the persuasion of the woman, the man gouged us out, put his arm around the woman's shoulder and left.

"It looks like he came out to fight in the wild!" Mo Fei snorted, "It's probably because we took over the land that he became angry from embarrassment!"

Uh... I'd rather believe they were genuinely freaked out.If this place is their "battlefield", I will feel guilty.

"Okay, it's getting late, let's stop playing today." The fifth brother lost his interest in playing after being disturbed by those two people.

"Don't!" Mo Fei yelled, "I finally caught a good card! I must beat you!"

Brother Wu chuckled, "Want to beat me?" He said and threw out the cards in his hand, "Look for yourself!"

Mo Fei took a closer look, jumped up angrily and wailed: "Is there any reason! Why can you catch any good cards! I will never play with you again!"

Looking at Mo Fei's angry look, I suddenly felt that he was no different from a child, and I found it funny.

Mo Fan was also a little helpless. He looked at me and smiled lightly.I suddenly felt that Mo Fan was more like an older brother, always tolerant of willful mischief and impulsiveness.

I said goodbye to Fifth Brother and the Mo family brothers, and then walked back.

Not far away, I heard the conversation between the two behind me.

"Why did you smile at that kid just now? Do you think he looks good?"

"...Unreasonable trouble!"

"But you just laughed..."

"Then you blew a kiss to him last time!"

"I was just kidding!"

"I did it out of politeness!"

……

I:"……"

Why do I find this dialogue a bit weird?