Grass head fairy's breaking evil

In folklore, urine has many functions, such as making medicine or medicine, such as exorcising evil spirits.

In Journey to the West, when the elder brother treated the king of a certain country, he used the urine of the white dragon horse as a medicine.When folks make some medicines, they will use boy urine as medicine. It is said that the smaller the boy, the better the effect of urine.But I think, if this statement is true, it is also because the protein content in the urine of nursing children is high, and the urine smell is relatively light, so people love to use it.It is also often heard that some people will take children's urine to drink. Some say it will cure diseases, and some say it will prolong life. I don't know if it is true or not.

As for exorcising evil spirits, I believe that many people know one thing - when encountering a ghost hitting a wall, as long as you pee in one direction, you can go out without being fascinated by the ghost.

Brother Wu said, I have a virgin body, so my urine will be more effective against ghosts.

I was a little nervous, and finally he whistled for me, and I peed out.Because I feel restless and get angry recently, the liquid that comes out of my urine is yellow.I don't know if the effect of this strong taste will be better...

After I finished urinating, Fifth Brother raised the Dragon Cone and aimed it at the toilet, and then asked me to press the flush switch.

"Wow—" The yellow liquid was swept into the sewer by the clear water.

"Ah—" A scream came from the depths of the toilet.

I suddenly made up a picture in my mind - the female ghost shrunk her body and hid in the backwater bend, suddenly a yellow liquid hit her all over her head and face, especially her cranial cavity, which lacked a skull, was seriously affected ...Suddenly feel that she is so miserable...

A puff of white smoke suddenly rushed out of the toilet, Fifth Brother raised the knife and cut the white smoke into two pieces, and there was another scream, and the remaining small puff of white smoke flew out of the door quickly.

Seeing this, Fifth Brother chased outside while muttering, "It's over, I forgot to deal with the door! Chase!"

After leaving the bathroom, I saw the white smoke going straight to the direction of Feng Yukun on the second floor.However, she didn't dare to get on Feng Yukun's body anymore, and she probably didn't have enough strength.White smoke flew directly into Feng Yukun's bedroom.

"Fifth brother, there is a bathroom in that bedroom!" I suddenly remembered this.

"Ok, I know."

"Well, I haven't peed..." Anyway, I won't be able to pee for a while.

Fifth Brother paused, coughed lightly, then touched his nose with his hand, and said softly: "I have..."

I:"?!"

He has?That is to say, he, also, is, at, male?He's thirty, and he's still a virgin?

Pfft—I laughed secretly, and suddenly felt a sense of "revenge of shame".Haha, so what if you are still a virgin at 20, and what about a 30-year-old virgin...

I was secretly laughing when Fifth Brother suddenly turned his head and gave me a deep look. I thought that look was scarier than staring at me, as if I dared to laugh at him and he would definitely make me regret it... I immediately suppressed my smile, Pretend nothing happened.

Cough, let's deal with the female ghost first.

When I came to Feng Yukun's room, before entering the toilet, I found the female ghost lying on the ground with only the upper half of her body left, trying to crawl towards the bed.

It seems that she is dying, but what is she crawling to the bed for?

Fifth Brother was stunned for a moment, and after regaining his senses, he arrived at the bedside table one step ahead of the female ghost. He grabbed a small bone china bowl on it and threw it on the ground forcefully.

"Ah!" The female ghost yelled shortly, and it turned into white smoke, and then dissipated.

The fifth brother was worried, and smashed the small bowl pieces one by one with the bottom of the handle of the Shenlong cone.

According to his deduction, the ghost lived in this bowl and was brought back by Feng Yukun, and the bone meal contained in this small bowl probably belonged to this female ghost.

We finally got rid of the female ghost, and we both breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.The room was haunted by the female ghost and it was too dark and cold. We decided to go back to the first floor, and went downstairs with the unconscious Feng Yukun.

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, I couldn't help but let out a long breath.From the busy work in the evening to now, I am almost tired and falling apart, especially after the tense nerves suddenly relax, the feeling of exhaustion from body to heart makes people not even bother to move their fingers.

Brother Wu was calling Lao Feng and told him to go home and take care of his son.

After they came back, Fifth Brother briefly explained a few words, and then took me away.

Another half hour will pass, and the time limit for Fifth Brother to open his eyes will soon pass, and he can only open his eyes once within 24 hours, so he is anxious, he is afraid that we will have an accident on the way.

I don't know if it's because I am "passionate", I always feel that he is responsible for me.He's always worried about my safety since I was tricked into falling into the cellar last time.Later, when he knew that my life was approaching, he seemed to be more cautious.

Since he cares about me so much, I should pretend that nothing is wrong, otherwise he must be more worried and uneasy.

We finally rushed back to our home from the suburbs within half an hour, and we don't know if Wu Ge's speeding was caught by the electronic eyes.

Because we were too tired, we both washed up briefly, and went back to our rooms to sleep.

***

I was so suffocated by peeing that I looked for the toilet everywhere, and when I finally found it, I was about to untie my pants when I suddenly realized that this was not the bathroom of Fifth Brother's house... After a moment of hesitation, I woke up.

It's okay, it's okay, if I don't wake up in time, I will wet the bed!

I hurriedly jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom. After rushing in recklessly, I found that Fifth Brother was standing in front of the toilet, holding his little brother in his hand...

Although it was embarrassing, I really couldn't care less, "I can't hold it anymore!" As I said that, I went to the toilet and turned on the water.

He was also very embarrassed, but it was obvious that he was "finishing the door". When he heard the sound of water, he couldn't hold back his urine.

Shouldn't it be a big deal for two men to "free up space" using the same toilet at the same time?After all, I used to do this with my friends when I was young, and it was farther than anyone else...

Subconsciously glanced at him, uh... so big... this thing is not proportional to height and body shape...

After peeing cheekily, I quickly put on my pants and ran back to the room.Lie on the bed for a while, thinking that each other should no longer be embarrassed, and then officially got up.

It was one o'clock after returning from Feng's villa last night, and I slept until nine o'clock. Seeing that it was getting late, I hurried to the kitchen to cook.

During breakfast, Fifth Brother said that Lao Feng had called, and Feng Yukun had already woken up, so let's go there again.As for my recklessness and recklessness when I went to the toilet, he didn't say a word.

I knew that Fifth Brother wouldn't be as knowledgeable as I am.

After a brief tidying up after dinner, we went to Feng's villa again.

After Lao Feng led us to another bedroom, we saw Feng Yukun lying on the bed.His complexion is still not good, and it may take some time to recover.

Brother Wu asked him if he still remembered what happened, he nodded and told us the general process in a weak voice.

It was already nine o'clock in the evening when Feng Yukun returned home, and after arranging his things briefly, he went to bed.In his dream, he saw a woman with long hair and a white dress climbed onto his bed.Not only could he not see the woman's face clearly, but he also felt awkward in his heart, so he asked her to go out quickly.But not only did the woman not leave, she also teased him in every possible way, trying to have sex with him.He was very disgusted, and while preventing her from molesting himself, he told her to go away.

For several days in a row, he dreamed of this woman who tried to seduce him at night, and spent almost the whole night with her on this matter, so that he couldn't sleep well.

When they met again in a dream, and he rejected her again, the woman said coldly: "Since you won't let me touch it, then I'll use your body to find someone else!" The woman finished speaking , and climbed onto him. At that moment, he felt that his body was a little numb, and his hands and feet were a little disobedient.He knew that something was wrong with this woman, so he started to fight against him.

In the next few days, he was sometimes awake and sometimes unconscious. He knew that when he was unconscious, his body was controlled by that woman.It frightened him, so he struggled harder.

One night, the woman suddenly said to him: "Your father actually found someone to deal with me, then I will not be polite!" After the woman finished saying this sentence, he completely lost consciousness.

After hearing this, Fifth Brother asked him, "Where did that little bone china bowl on your bedside table come from?"

"Given to me by a friend on his deathbed."

"Dying?" Fifth Brother asked, "How did that friend of yours pass away?"

"Premature aging, and the aging speed is very fast, and finally died of organ failure. The doctor said that it is not the genetic type, but in the end they didn't find out why he suddenly got this disease."

Upon hearing what he said, Fifth Brother sighed and said, "It's a good thing you didn't mess with that woman..."

Feng Yukun was startled, and asked Fifth Brother, "You mean, my friend's death is related to this woman?"

Fifth Brother nodded, "I think you guessed it, that woman is not a human being, and having sex with a man in her dream is a way for her to collect yang and replenish yin!"

Not only did Feng Yukun fight a cold war because of his fear, but even I thought it was scary.Who would have thought that indulgence in a dream could lead to death?Alas, it seems that whether it is in a dream or in reality, you can't casually have sex with other people...

When Feng Yukun heard that the female ghost lived in that bowl, he said: "No wonder, when I was packing up my things that night, I found this bowl was pretty, so I took it out and put it on the bookshelf. Put it on the bedside table. I was fine at school before, so it was because I didn't take out this bowl..."

He put the bowl in a suitcase before, and it was put together with his gold-encrusted jade Guanyin pendant, so nothing happened.After taking out the small bowl, the female ghost came to seduce him that night.Fortunately, he has been restraining himself, otherwise he would be fascinated by the female ghost, and no one would be able to save him.

We comforted him a few words and told him that he will be fine after a few days and don't worry.He kept thanking us and asked for our phone number, saying that there would be someone we could consult if we encountered such a thing in the future.I was just a small follower, and he even asked for my phone number, which shows that he was really scared this time.

Before leaving, Fifth Brother told Lao Feng that those used paper talismans and peach branches could be thrown away, but Lao Feng said to keep them to ward off evil spirits. Fifth Brother was dumbfounded, but he didn't stop him.

Sometimes, what people need is just something that can support the mind. With this thing, the mind will become stronger, so that it is not afraid of everything. This is also the power of faith.

The author has something to say: the little secret is——the fifth brother is still a virgin~

The original setting was that he had a first love, but later he felt that the setting of being an old virgin was more fateful, so he changed it.

I guess you guys like the setup now...