Grass head fairy's breaking evil

When Wei Laowu came, he bought cold dishes, cooked food and wine, plus a few dishes prepared by me, and filled a small kang table.The two of us sat cross-legged across a small table, chatting while eating.

I found that he is not only as neat and clean as he is on the surface, but also considerate and well-behaved in the details—he makes no sound when he chews, waits until there is no food in his mouth before opening his mouth, and drinks too much. There is no "squeak" sound, the vegetables are always placed close to one's side, and they don't turn over randomly. When eating rice, they will pick up the bowl and stick to the edge of the bowl to eat bit by bit...

Because my mother has strict control over me in this regard, I will notice these subconsciously.

When I was in school, I had dinner with my classmates, and I found that my classmates always eat in a variety of ways. Now I finally see someone who follows the etiquette of my ancestors like myself, and I suddenly feel—ah, so there are people like me!That's great.

Wei Lao Wu, ah no, it should be called Wu Ge, but he changed his name after we got close to each other.

Brother Wu likes to drink very much. Knowing that I don’t know how to drink, he said: "You can do whatever you want, I will do it!" So he drank glass after glass of wine, and after a while, his face turned red and his eyes misted .

I advised him not to drink too much, so as not to get drunk, he said: "It's okay, it's not time to get drunk yet." As a result, after he went to the toilet, he came back and lay down on the kang, saying something without moving. : "Xiao Kai, I'm drunk..." I was immediately confused.

I was a little speechless, and said to myself, it's a good thing he doesn't play drunk, otherwise it would be more funny.

He can only stay overnight.The driver came and drank, obviously he didn't intend to leave!Still, I was glad to know he didn't mind spending the night at my place.This is the first time a friend has stayed at my house.

After clearing the table, I took out a new set of bedding and spread it on the top of the kang. After thinking about it, I thought that he might get angry if he was so angry and drunk, so I spread it on the top of the kang again.

After laying out the bedding, I tugged him, but it didn't move.In desperation, I had no choice but to pat his face lightly and call out: "Fifth brother, wake up! Go sleep on the mattress!"

"Hmm..." He opened his eyes in a daze, crawled obediently onto the mattress, closed his eyes, and fell asleep again.

"I haven't taken off my clothes yet..." Forget it, let me do it for you.I took off his trousers and socks, and the shirt was hard to take off, so I gave up.After covering him with a thin quilt, I also washed and fell asleep.

Maybe because I drank some wine, I slept until dawn, and when I woke up, Fifth Brother had already left.

He left a note next to my pillow, which said: If there is something urgent, go first.Thank you for the hospitality, we will meet again another day.Wei Qingfeng left his words.

Looking at the flamboyant font, I feel envious, but also secretly proud - there are indeed excellent people in all aspects in the world, and my friends are them!

***

When I returned to work in the restaurant, the boss gave me a bag of rice as a thank you...Is it because he can’t finish his own rice, or because he thinks I’m poor and won’t mind?

Forget it, although this gift was a bit unexpected, it was still practical, so I accepted it directly without being polite to him.

Days went on as usual.I still see the frowning face of the boss when I knock over the dishes.On the way to and from get off work, the bicycle still breaks down from time to time.Hu Changhe on his shoulder still seldom speaks and only knows to sleep.In my free time, apart from Hu Changhe, I am still only accompanied by a few geese in the yard...

One day at noon, Cheng Shun found the restaurant where I was, followed me for a work meal, and said he wanted me to help.

As soon as I heard that I was asked to see if there were any dirty things, I immediately scolded in a bad mood: "Did you forget the old lady in red last time? Are you not afraid anymore?"

"Hey, uncle, you must help me this time!" He launched another offensive, "This time we are going to rescue a woman, you don't know how miserable she is, and his masters are not human ghosts all day long It's not a ghost, she was so scared that she didn't dare to stay in the house..."

"Then find a professional to show her, I'm not a professional!"

"The point is that she's not sure if she's possessed by an evil spirit. What if his gentlemen are just mentally ill?"

"Then find a hospital!"

"The hospital said that if you don't see this kind of disease, you have to send your family members. But his lords, whoever comes first, beats or scolds, how can you send them!"

"Speaking of it, do I have to go and have a look?" I looked at the sky speechlessly, feeling that I would be softened by this scoundrel every time.

"Uncle, please do me a favor!" Cheng Shun said with a shy face and a flattering smile.

"Did you take advantage of others again?"

"No, no! Absolutely not this time!" He swore pointingly, but he didn't even have the slightest convincing power.

Alas, there is no way to go to such a superb relative.

After packing up, I followed him.

The weather in June, and the sun just after two o'clock, made us both sweat profusely.Fortunately, I was wiser. When I pushed the bike out, let him ride it, and I sat on the back seat, otherwise I would have to be like him now, pedaling the bike bitterly against the sun to climb the big slope, and the back You have to carry someone.

After walking for more than 20 minutes, we finally came to the gate of a farm house in the countryside.

Cheng Shun knocked on the door a few times, and a woman in her 30s opened the door for us and invited us to the yard.

Hearing that I came to show her something, she said a few nice words politely, and then said with some embarrassment that she dared not invite anyone into the room casually, so let me forgive you.

I had to go to work at night, so I didn't want to delay, so I asked her directly where the man was.

As soon as she said "in the east room...", the door was kicked open with a "bang", and a middle-aged man of middle age ran out, pointed at me and opened his mouth and cursed: "fuck me!" Hurry up and get out, don't worry too much, don't you know? Or I'll kill you, believe it or not..."

The man's voice was slightly shrill and harsh, his face was gray and his eyes rolled up, and he looked very scary.

But what shocked me the most was not the man's face, but the female ghost riding on his neck!

The female ghost looked about 30 years old, with a floral jacket on her upper body, bright red cotton trousers on her lower body, and embroidered red cloth shoes on her feet.At this time, she was pointing at me and cursing, her movements and mouth shapes were the same as those of a man.

"Xiao Kai, retreat first!" Hu Changhe stood up and said solemnly.

I pulled Chengshun back to the gate, and said as I retreated, "Then what, big sister, I have something to do at the moment, so I'm leaving first!"

The elder sister left as soon as she saw me, obviously a little disappointed.She glanced at her husband cautiously, and shrank back timidly.

Just as Cheng Shun and I exited the door, the door closed and before we had time to go far, we heard the voice of a man yelling at a woman from inside the door: "You bastard, I'll let you find someone to look at it!" Then came the woman's screams and begging for mercy.

I paused and wanted to go back, Cheng Shun grabbed my arm and said, "Uncle, is there something wrong with that man if we leave in such a hurry?"

"Well, there are ghosts on me." I told the truth.

"Then we can't control this matter, find someone else!"

I knew what he said was right, but hearing the crying of the eldest sister when she was beaten, I always felt that it was not good to leave like this.

"What can you do when you go back?" Hu Changhe had the same idea as Cheng Shun.

I had no choice but to nod, and had to endure it temporarily.As I walked, I asked Cheng Shun if I could get in touch with this eldest sister sometime.He said yes, because he rented a house nearby, so he knew about her family.

I asked him to send a message to the eldest sister, stay away from her man, it is best to live outside for a few days.

That female ghost dared to come out in broad daylight, and dared to be so arrogant in front of Hu Changhe, she was obviously capable, I was afraid that the elder sister would be harmed by her.And that man's complexion was already gray, if this matter dragged on, his life might be lost.

On the way back, I called Fifth Brother, told him about it, and then asked him what to do.

He said that tomorrow he happened to come to our county to handle the opening of a new pharmacy, so he could drop by and take care of it.

When he said this, I felt a sense in my heart, and I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.I asked Chengshun to send another message to the eldest sister, telling her that someone skilled in the matter would come to help her deal with it tomorrow.

***

The next day, because it was not a weekend, I applied for a vacation with my boss.

It was almost noon when the fifth brother finished his work in the pharmacy, so he came to the door and took me out for dinner, and then we started to visit the dog meat restaurant.

According to him, it is not difficult to deal with that female ghost. The difficulty is that the female ghost is always riding on the man's neck and refuses to get off. If we are tough, we are afraid that the female ghost will threaten the man's life. Helpless and completely passive.

The plan for now is to let the female ghost come down first.

Brother Wu said that ghosts and ghosts are most afraid of dirty things, especially women's underwear when they come here.Cough, I can't find this thing without talking about it, and it's also very embarrassing to use.

So, we changed to another thing that ghosts hate-black dog blood.

To find black dog blood, we have to go to various dog meat restaurants to find live black dogs.

Looking at the dogs in the cage who kept howling, even showing panic and begging for help, my heart was painful.

I don't eat dog meat, but I can't stop others from eating it too.Especially there are many Korean people here, and dog meat is their favorite.

Seeing how uncomfortable I was, Fifth Brother patted me on the back and said softly: "Whoever owes whom, whoever pays back, everything has a cause and effect. Just have a clear conscience, don't be too sad."

I nodded, trying not to look or listen, and followed Fifth Brother to find the black dog.

After running three stores, I found a pure black dog.

The owner of the store is very shrewd. When he saw that we were going to buy this dog, he smiled and said: "The black dog is to get rid of evil spirits! Oh, you are so lucky. There are not many black dogs now. I haven't seen them for several weeks. I’ve passed the black dog, no, I just delivered one today, and you guys came to look for it..."

"Tell me, how much is it?" Brother Wu asked directly, not wanting to listen to his nonsense.

"one thousand."

"How much?" I was impatient, and asked: "You can only collect four hundred at most, double it is not enough, you still grow two hundred, it's too dark for you!"

The boss was not angry when he saw that I was blunt, and continued to smile and said: "Who doesn't know that keeping a black dog is useful? I finally received such a good one. If you don't buy it, then I will keep it for myself... ..."

I wanted to argue with him again, but Fifth Brother stopped me and happily handed over the money.

When Wu Ge and I walked out with the big black dog who was so happy because of its new life, I asked him why he paid the price without even talking about the price. This is obviously being blackmailed!

He smiled and said, "Seeing that we are in urgent need, he will definitely not give up the price. Besides, didn't I say? If there is a debt, we will pay it back. This boss has a wicked mind, and there will always be times when he suffers a loss and dies."

I curled my lips and retorted in a low voice: "There are a lot of bad things, and some of them died without retribution..."

"If this world doesn't repay the next world, it's impossible to escape anyway."

Well, the fifth brother is so convinced of the theory of karma that he even pulls out reincarnation.