Sword Net 3 looks at you!

Wen Renbu Xiaobai: Every time I go to the master-student channel to find the master, no one pays attention to me!Otherwise, it is said that the apprentices are full and cannot be accepted!

Egg-filled pie with ham: If it were me, I would ignore you

Wen Renbu Xiaobai: ...don't be like this QAQ

Wen Renbu Xiaobai: I joined the Tang Sect!

Egg-filled biscuits and ham: Should I congratulate you for finally finding the way to Tangmen after two days and twelve hours of hard work?

Wen Renbu Xiaobai: ...don't be like this QAQ

Ham is Wen Renbai's classmate, and he is also the one who started to play Jiansan. He asked Wen Renbai to play Jiansan at the beginning, but because Wen Renbai's masturbation and masturbation skills are too flamboyant. He explained that whether it was positioning or operation, it was not something that could be summed up in six words, so Ham made a decisive decision and pushed him into Jiansan's deep pit.

In Jiansanli, even if you don’t operate or move, you can slowly slash monsters and upgrade and enjoy the scenery along the way. Isn’t there a saying in the advertisement?Life is like a journey, you don't need to care about how many levels you can upgrade, what you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery, let Xiaobai go to level up!

Of course, Ham’s real name can’t be Ham. He has a very upright and common name——Wang Junming. People with this kind of name can be dug up by a dozen from any street in Datianchao. It's really nothing special, unlike Wen Renbai, who not only has a double surname, but also an uncommon double surname.

Usually, a person with such a surname is either NB or SB. Of course, people who are famous can only be the last one.

Egg-filled biscuits with ham: your name already sums up the essence of you, and no amount of explanation will help

Wen Renbu Xiaobai: ...Dare you be nice to me!

Egg-filled biscuits with ham: Didn't Mu Feiyu serve with you?It just so happens that she is also playing in the Tang Sect. If you have any questions you don’t understand, you can ask her. Anyway, we are friends. I know how much you weigh. When the time comes, let her take you to level up. Eighty in half a month... It shouldn’t be possible. problem?

Wenrenbuxiaobai: What do those six points mean?What does that mean? !

Egg-filled biscuits with ham: literally, you know

Wen Renbu Xiaobai: ... She wants to push this book!Also send darts!

Egg-filled biscuits with ham: Just say that you dare not talk to people, so much nonsense

Hearing people are not ignorant: Don't be like this QAQ

After all, Wen Renbai still didn't tell Mu Feiyu about the bitter history of his promotion. He silently accepted the task of meeting the four elders of the Tang Sect, and then started jumping up and down in the main building to find someone.

Fuck, this is unscientific, isn’t it crazy that there are no guidelines for game missions?Is the red dot marked on the map so far away?There is absolutely no way to go there, Mao!

After Wen Renbai jumped around for about ten minutes, he became decisive and irritable. He rushed towards one of the red dots, and rushed out of the main building in front of a full-level player, falling off the cliff. Shengsheng donated a hundred or so blood without leaving a drop, which is faster than cutting off his meridians, and he doesn't even need to waste CD time.

Hearing people are not Xiaobai: Damn it!I jumped off a cliff and died twice!

Egg-filled pancakes with ham: ... whoever jumps off the cliff will die

People are not Xiaobai: I even swam in a long river!I swam for twenty minutes!

Egg-filled biscuits with ham: Is it my illusion?why i think your tone is proud

Famous people are not Xiaobai: I have been swimming and I can't find the way to go ashore!Am I stuck with a BUG?

Egg-filled biscuits with ham:...

Wenrenbuxiaobai: Alright!I deleted the account!

Egg pancakes with ham: Congratulations, you are the first person whose account has been deleted because he got stuck in the river and couldn’t get out of the Jiansan public beta for such a long time

Hearing people are not ignorant: Don't be like this QAQ

After Wen Renbai experienced the painful experience of deleting the account, he entered the Jiansan login interface again. After the mouse paused for half a second in front of the male account, he slid to the female account on the other side, and clicked resolutely.

I don't believe it anymore, the male account can't hook up with Master, and the female account is still so hard-working!

When he appeared in Daoxiang Village wearing the system's default novice outfit, Wen Renbai almost burst into tears facing the tasks and NPCs he was familiar with.

This is the feeling of a loved one, isn't it? !Although the advertisement of the studio is still floating in the heads of those people, they don't feel bored at all, do they? !In the end, it's not that when others use Xiaoqinggong, he can only stand on his legs, right? !When he sees fire-breathing tigers at other people's feet, he can also use the coquettish double jump, and he can also perform a little light work, isn't it? !Li Fu, who is everywhere, thank you for supporting the novice little white dregs!

Entering the game for the second time, Wen Renbai still didn’t quite understand how to run on Jiansan’s map. When he opened the mini-map and walked on his legs, he could never see clearly that he was stuck in a corner and couldn’t move. It's a common thing to be beaten against stones, but if you don't open a map, he can't find the north at all, let alone do missions and hand in missions.Others were promoted to tenth level in one hour, and directly entered the sect in two hours. Only he was still wandering around Daoxiang Village, and it took nearly half an hour to find the hero's tomb.

Don't say any more, tears are all over your face.

[Currently] Socrates has no bottom: Why did I fight this monster for 5 minutes and still not die?

[Currently] Socrates has no bottom: May I ask how you fight?

【Current】Socrates has no bottom: Hele Pumi! QAQ

Wen Renbai stood in front of Dong Long for more than five minutes, and the opponent didn't lose any blood, and he was exhausted physically and mentally when he released the move. , keep adjusting breath and stop moving, but the opponent is not affected at all, it is really hard!When I was playing Tangmen before, this task was obviously smooth, and Li Fu followed me from front to back. I didn't make any moves, and was caught and flew away by the big eagle. There was no such thing, so now What kind of trouble is it? !Wen Renbai silently raised his head at a 45-degree angle, facing the extremely restored sky in the game, brightly and sadly.

[Currently] There is rain in the Jubu area: ...Of course he can't die if you stand so far away

【Current】Socrates has no bottom: strong man! ! !If I stand close and I don't have time to release the move, he will die!

[Currently] It is raining in the Jubu area: If you stand so far away, he will never die for the rest of his life!

[Current] Socrates has no bottom: What if I stand too close and die!My skin is crispy QAQ

【Currently】It's raining in Jubu area: Li Fu will come, don't worry

Wen Renbai clicked W, moved forward cautiously, and decided to unleash the move if he sensed something was wrong. Youyu in the Jubu area who was standing on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and started shouting on the channel again.

【Currently】It is raining in the Kikube area: Do you dare to come closer!It's been a while, and you haven't moved more than five meters. Are you a turtle or a snail?

[Currently] Socrates has no bottom: dare not QAQ

【Currently】There is rain in the Kikube area:...

[Currently] Socrates has no bottom: Can you guarantee that I will not die?

[Currently] There is rain in the Kikube area: I can guarantee that if you slow down like this, I will kill you!

After Wen Renbai heard this, he closed his eyes and pressed W for a long time and rushed over. The person in the screen immediately became dizzy, holding his head and shaking his body slightly, before he could attack the Chrysanthemum area on the channel , Li Fu appeared in the rain, Wen Renbai was so happy, finally solved this task, no need to continue to waste.He immediately added the other party as a friend, and was very satisfied to see that there was finally the first player in his social column. When he was caught by the big eagle and sent back, he received the other party's secret chat.

[Secret chat] Youyu in the Jubu area said to you: Sister paper, delete me from your friends, don’t say you know me when you go out, please

[Secret chat] You said to Youyu in the Jubu area: ...

Famous people are not novice: I am in the same level? ?I jumped off the cliff in front of the person. At that moment, I felt that my back was stalwart, and I seemed to see the little dragon girl

Ham and eggs and filling cakes reposted the well-known Weibo: Wearing the system's default outfit, the one who jumped off the tall buildings of Tangmen would be Xiaolongnv?after hehe