Sword Net 3 looks at you!

I used to read "x months have passed" in novels to highlight how fast time passed, and then the time reached that point in a flash, not 1 minute fast and 1 minute not slow.Wen Renbai felt that the author had committed laziness and thought it was troublesome to write the journal, so he skipped the time in the middle. He didn't realize until the beginning of school that the author was called life.

Sometimes, I really don’t know whether I have lived my life or lived my own life——Wen Renbai, whose summer vacation is finally over, said so.

Obviously, he just got off the English test room yesterday, but today he started scratching his head at the blackboard written by the finance teacher. As a liberal arts student who has never passed a hundred and one in the math test, Wen Renbai said that the economics The college really shouldn't be in the situation where liberal arts students hold up half the sky, because from advanced mathematics to Western economics to finance, they are all related to mathematics, and there are a lot of inexplicable symbols. If there are Chinese annotations in it, he I really thought I had brought the wrong textbook, so I brought the business English book directly.

This class was really frustrating.

Zuo Pengfei sat in front of Wen Renbai, not knowing where the other party made a mistake, from the tail end of the crane that lowered the average score of the class last semester to the top student who stared at the blackboard without blinking his eyes now.Wen Renbai played the downloaded games on his phone over and over again, and finally decided to harass Zuo Pengfei.

While the teacher turned his head back to write on the blackboard, Wen Renbai poked Zuo Pengfei's shoulder with the end of the water-based pen cap, Zuo Pengfei turned his head to look at him, and asked him what he was doing with his eyes, Wen Renbai did it A "so boring" mouth shape to the other party, I didn't expect the other party to ignore him after rolling his eyes.

Seeing that this trick was useless, Wen Renbai tore another piece of paper full of irregular and asymmetrical beauty from his notebook, wrote a few words in a hurry, poked Zuo Pengfei's shoulder again, and put the note Pass it to him.

【Dayan, it's been so many days, when will you come back to patrol the mountains with us?We miss you so much]

Zuo Pengfei sat under the seat and unfolded the note after a long while. It took a lot of effort, but when he saw such a sentence, he even rolled his eyes and felt that he was making trouble for himself.Even so, Zuo Pengfei honestly wrote back to him.

[Let me think again. 】

【If you think about it any more, Luo Yilian's children will know how to make soy sauce】

【It's hard to be a good student for a few days, don't drag me into the water】

[I don’t know what virtue you have, don’t pretend, the people need you, come to the place where the people need you most, do you need me to sing "The People Welcome You"? 】

【roll roll roll】

The content of the note came to an abrupt end here, but after the first class, Zuo Pengfei returned to the seat next to Wen Renbai and sat down. In Zuo Pengfei's words: It is better to ruin a marriage than Make a bad friend.At this time, Wen Renbai also showed his self-sacrifice spirit of being big (chou) without (biao) fear (lian), and dedicated the corner seat that was most suitable for sneaking and playing to Zuo Pengfei.

"Yesterday, Luo Yi gave a real orange to one of the five poisons in the gang. He said he was his apprentice. The two of them often run the map together. I think they should be taking screenshots of the Scenery Party." Wen Renbai thinks that proper stimulation is the catalyst for love, So out of nothing, he approached Zuo Pengfei and said this.

Zuo Pengfei gave Wen Renbai a sideways look, and asked, "Do you need me to say something that fits the situation well for a hundred years?"

Wen Renbai: "..."

Zuo Pengfei was silent for a while and asked, "Have you been playing with Ye Shao recently?"

Wen Renbai nodded, and answered very readily, Zuo Pengfei asked again: "Is Luo Yi with you?"

"No, he usually works alone." After thinking for a while, he added, "Sometimes he is with his five poison disciples."

"What's the name of his five-poison apprentice?"

When Wen Renbai heard Zuo Pengfei's question, he was stunned. How did he know what the five poisons were called?He made it up to trick Zuo Pengfei, did he play well?It's like lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot.

"This one……"

"Is it convenient to say?" Zuo Pengfei raised one eyebrow and looked at Wen Renbai, making Wen Renbai feel guilty.

"It's not..."

From the way Zuo Pengfei looked at him, Wen Renbai understood that if he didn't expose this lie today or make it up in a more decent way, it would not only be the older unmarried people on the podium who would torture him in the next half of the class. A female teacher, and such an age-appropriate single dog beside her.

"Then why are you so hesitant?"

"That poisonous brother..." Many game IDs flashed through Wen Renbai's mind, and in the end he didn't understand why he blurted out this one, "The watermelon is big and round."

Zuo Pengfei: "..."

Just like a Tang Sect player who couldn't accept a player named Ye Ying coming out of his sect channel, Zuo Pengfei couldn't understand why a high-cold sect player would take such a funny name, and this funny comparison The method is exactly the same as Wen Renbai's brain hole.

"Players all over the world know about the real orange in the sea of ​​flowers. Dazi and the others are still discussing it in the discussion group of ten people, saying that Luo Yi will finally have a relationship." Wen Renbai wanted to make the lie more believable. , and set up a location, "That poisonous brother is dressed in a national style, and he is still white-haired. He looks very sharp and has a high pretentious score. It's probably been a while since he reached the full level, but he's just a PVE player."

"Ten-person discussion group? Why don't I know?"

"..." Wen Renbai said, "Probably because you don't play JJC now, ha ha."

Zuo Pengfei asked again after a while: "Are you very familiar with that poisonous brother?"

"Uh..." Wen Renbai paused, "It's the same gang, I've met several times, hehe."

This class ended just as Wen Renbai added oil and vinegar, and Zuo Pengfei saw and dismantled the tricks. Wen Renbai was still a day student this semester. No. Go back to play, if you really don’t want to upgrade, you can directly Taobao leveling, [-] yuan to [-] is not painful and has no side effects, [-] packs of [-] let you integrate into the game faster, and [-] yuan to [-] so you don’t have to worry about upgrading.Zuo Pengfei listened helplessly to Wen Renbai's advertisement for Taobao power leveling, and he didn't give a clear nod to express his agreement all the way downstairs. Of course, he didn't shake his head to express his rejection.

"It must be done, I can't bear to see me being bullied by Ye Shao like this, it's my buddy who went online to practice and upgrade today, and became my solid backing."

"Let's talk again."

Wen Renbai was almost walking away, and said as he walked, "Stop talking, I'll be online today, I'll wait for you, remember to tell me your ID."

This time, Zuo Pengfei ignored him and waved his hand to tell him to leave quickly.

This class ends at 25:[-], and it was only [-]:[-] when Wen Renbai returned home. At this time, there is no one who goes online to do daily work, and the chance of being killed by an ox cart is much lower than at [-]:[-] or [-]:[-] in the evening. Needless to say, the small offensive and defensive missions robbed Guo Zuo to collect supplies.

Just when Wen Renbai finished killing Guo Zuo and a group of villains in the group rushed into the Haoqi camp, a line of purple words suddenly appeared in the dialog box in the lower left corner, and the ID was very familiar to him.

[Secret chat] The watermelon is big and round and whispers to you: Is the poisonous brother you are talking about me?

Wen Renbai: "..."

Of course, Wen Renbai couldn't be so stupid as to think that his fictional character suddenly existed, because the first reaction in his mind was "It's over", and the second reaction was "Damn it's only Friday tomorrow". Seeing that he would face Zuo Pengfei with the debuff all day tomorrow, it was terrifying just thinking about it.

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Watermelon Big and Round: I said that even you believe in this kind of weird ID, you are also pretty hardworking

[Secret chat] Watermelon Big and Round whispers to you: You should say that I dare to use such a wonderful ID, and it is quite hard work

[Secret chat] You quietly said to the big and round watermelon: ... You are so reasonable, I am speechless

[Secret chat] The watermelon is big and round and whispers to you: So there is no Dingguo white-haired poisonous brother, and there is no so-called true orange heart?

[Secret chat] You quietly said to the big and round watermelon: black, black

[Secret chat] The watermelon is big and round and whispers to you: I will deal with you when I reach full level

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to the big and round watermelon: Young Master Ye

[Secret Chat] The watermelon is big and round and whispers to you: In the shameless world, you can be called the originator

[Secret chat] You quietly said to the big and round watermelon: give in

If you can trick Dayan into playing the game, then everything is easy to talk about. What you need to hear now is how to get Luo Yi to hook up with Dayan.It’s too obvious, it might be self-defeating if you guessed it right away, but it shouldn’t be too obvious, as the first and second brothers in the entire gang who lower your IQ, acting too subtle may directly lead to failure. Even in the A game, I can't guess that the big and round watermelon that appears now is the former military lady Dayan.

[Ye Shao] invites you to form a team

[Team] Young Master Ye: I went to the game very early today, so there is only one class in the afternoon?

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Who are you?lone wolf?My master is working overtime today?

[Team] Young Master Ye: ...you can guess this?

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Lone Wolf, you are still too young. If it was my master, the first thing to do when joining the group was not to greet me, but to pull me directly in front of him. I was in a better mood, and I was in a less direct mood when discussing lessons. add me vendetta

[Team] Young Master Ye: It really looks like something he did

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Don't say it, you will cry if you talk too much

[Team] Young Master Ye: I'm just going online to tell you that he worked overtime tonight, so he probably got late, so he won't be online.

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Such a trivial matter is still a big thank you, hard work

[Team] Young Master Ye: Big things, big things, if I don’t go online to tell you, my bonus for this month will be gone. For the sake of bonuses, I think it’s necessary to tell you

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Can you bear such a boss?Simply fascist!

[Team] Ye Shao: I don’t know if I should screenshot this sentence for him to see for my bonus

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Treat me better!

[Team] Young Master Ye: At the same time, I feel that your words are very reasonable. Why have I endured him for so many years with my bad temper?

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: ...Maybe, you really love him?

[Team] Young Master Ye: A screenshot has been taken #Goodbye

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: I can’t continue playing #贾起

[Team] Young Master Ye: Legs, be obedient. To your master, you have to take the gentle route. A hard mouth and a soft heart won't work in front of him.

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Don't just give someone such a strange name!

[Team] Young Master Ye: Legs, cherish today's free time, the boss will take back today's money from you twice when he's busy tomorrow

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: I always feel that something is wrong #Goodbye

[Team] Young Master Ye: Then I'll go too

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Bye~

After the team disbanded, Wen Renbai formed Zuo Pengfei into his team. At this time, Watermelon had just entered the sect, and the Wudu sect's mission was very cheating. Zuo Pengfei didn't know how to complain about Wen Renbai making up such a No. [-] character cheated him, but Wen Renbai's attitude of self-criticism was good, especially when he just arrived at [-], he pulled him to his side, and it was double and Na Yuandan even had a [-]-space backpack ready. After everything was tidied up, Wen Renbai started to take him to brush the book. Although the technique was not as skillful as the remaining one of the wings, under Ye Shao's guidance, the brainless goddess Scattered Flower was still very smooth, anyway, she was offline Wen Renbai had brought him to [-] before.

[Team] The watermelon is big and round: it’s down, it’s still finance in the first and second festivals tomorrow morning, don’t oversleep

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: I know

[Team] The watermelon is big and round: then I will play

[Team] Tang Broken Leg: Goodbye