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I’m very lazy, and I usually don’t read text messages from my phone. The backlog is so huge that I don’t even bother to make a fuss about it. That time I checked Chenchen’s college entrance examination results online. Chenchen’s college entrance examination results were ruthless. Breaking through the overly anxious judgments of my own mother and her elderly, who were mostly subjective and inexplicably welded together with Chen Chen's college entrance examination because of Xin Hua'er's innocent injury, the whole family was immersed in joy, and even my old man visited my grandfather in person. Four two-hoof horns were placed on grandma's grave to announce the good news.Chenchen also happily asked me to thank Shiyang, "Don't say that Shiyang showed me the palmistry last time, it was quite accurate."So I immediately called all my buddies one by one to inform them of the good news, and planned to invite guests to celebrate at night.I was almost overjoyed and forgot to explain. My younger brother, Chenchen Changong, was admitted to the Communication University. The full name is the Communication University of China. The local people call it the Broadcasting Institute. adjoining.

On the way to Zuixianzhuang in a hurry, I sat bored on the bus. Because of the weather, the smell on the bus was unbearable. I opened the window to let the wind blow, and I turned it out to see those who didn’t Of the text messages I've read, the most recent one was sent by a mosquito—"I went shopping today, and I happened to meet Shi Yang coming out of Xianfen's house with a slender man in a white T-shirt..." This guy, with a Like a female version of a spy, I thought to myself, and even reported this, maybe it was just Shiyang and her colleagues going out for a meal.Then I was busy calculating how many people can attend the party today, and how much money I would need to pay, so that I don't have enough money.After going there, bass player Qiangzi, drummer Dahuang, Xiaojixiang who played the keyboard, Lang Ling and Shuner who played the guitar, Shuner brought the family members who had never been through the door, Mosquito, Shiyang, and Conger. "I'm just waiting for you, I thought you regretted not coming." Shun'er yelled, "I'm about to go to the nest and tie you up." "She has to find a way," said the mosquito, " Don't tell me, I'm familiar with this film. I've been here for four or five years anyway. I said that today's wind is worth it, and the stars are hard to come by. Brothers, you can take it easy. I squeezed out the ugliness." As I said that, I sat down by Shiyang.

Then I asked the waiter to order, and the text message came again. I took out my mobile phone and saw that "Have you brought enough money?" was sent by Shiyang. I smiled and nodded at him. "Ahem, who is this? Which chaihuo girl sent you a text message, so sweet and greasy." Cong Er came over with a smirk on my phone, and I smiled and let it go. Come on, good news."

"Lianchen, today we picked up the expensive ones." The skinny little Jixiang said to me happily, "Okay, let's see if you have accumulated a lot of money, let's use our little brother Chenchen's today." The spring breeze is nourishing once, and it is not in vain for you to come to Zuixianzhuang." I said, patting my chest.

After the dishes are ready, the first glass of wine is to celebrate my younger brother's title on the gold list, and the second glass of wine is to celebrate our reunion since we met mosquitoes when we ate noodles late at night last winter, "I won't drink this glass, then If you don’t have me this time, let’s get rid of it, I’m not good at drinking,” Cong’er pleaded, “Go away, drink it all, why don’t you give you a good mouth first?” Shun’er bluffed, he obediently drank it all up, The third glass of wine is of course wishing Shun'er and Mosquito to get things done soon, congratulating everyone present on finding a good partner immediately.Cong'er couldn't stand the three cups in a row, and yelled, "Wait, I'll eat some food first and suppress the wine", but was rejected by everyone unanimously. After three glasses of wine, Cong'er hurriedly asked the waiter to serve I poured a big cup of water, but I wanted to drink it but it was steaming hot, so I was in a hurry.

Then Shiyang toasted me alone, I took a big mouthful, my stomach was burning, and then I put the wine glass to see the mosquitoes for Shun'er, and the smoky gray buddies were already punching, and those who were mixing wine were mixing wine , all spread out, "Hey, I'm the one who doesn't hurt you." Cong'er laughed at himself, "I love you, come and have another cup for us." In the little dish, "You dead man, since last time" I wanted to say about Hong Fuju, and I remembered that Shun'er was there, and then I said, "Where did you die this time, I kept asking you Mosquitoes are inquiring about your whereabouts, this cup has to be cleaned up with me."

"The company sent me out to Guiyang for a trip. When you called, maybe I was charging." He explained, "Hurry up, who wants to hear you say that these old Hexi drums are full of sesame seeds?" "

Cong'er begged to drink only a third of it, and sipped it with a smile.

Because there were too many people and not enough wine, I ordered another bottle of wine, and I heard that at the end, I would give my daughter a red wine. After the third round of wine, I urged everyone to add more vegetables, and by the way, I brought two iced Lulus for the mosquitoes.

Lang Ling yelled and put on a lion's head. Rhubarb said that the fern root powder just now was good. Onion wanted to eat scrambled eggs. Shiyang and I had a plate of Japanese tofu. Shun Er ordered white fungus for the mosquito and a Lotus root stuffed with meat, Qiangzi yelled to let his daughter, who was presented as a gift, come here.There was another gust of wind and clouds coming up, I smiled and said, "It's here today, and I met a group of food gods", "You kid catches up with us today, let's have a good time, it's exciting to drink and beat the drums Rhubarb shook his hair back and said to me, "I want to break the news, I want to break the news, about mosquitoes." "Eat yours, this dish was praised by the Queen Mother and Lafayette." The mosquito also threatened me with the napkin, and Shiyang and I laughed. "Fern root powder is delicious, Brother Rhubarb, eat more." I said to Rhubarb, "It's okay, I'm just kidding you." Monk Zhanger Rhubarb poured me and Shiyang into the throat without saying a word, and said Poured daughter red for both of us again, "Let's bring the red and the white together", Qiangzi, Lang Ling, and Xiao Jixiang yelled at the side, "I can't let them go lightly." Shiyang and I begged for mercy, "Again Serve a bottle of Ernvhong." Rhubarb ordered briskly, "Forgive me, dear brother, this wine is a gift, and it has already been given away. What do you mean, do you want to open a table?"

"Yes! How did you pour me just now, you still have today, cough cough, pour hard, pour hard," Cong'er said gloatingly,

The trouble was over, it was 9:[-] in the night, when I was paying the bill, I jokingly said, "My calves are soft, and I'm going to have a big hair now."

"Don't be shy here, check out the money, give each of us a lighter, we have to work after we're done, and go to a night show," said Qiangzi

Everyone was a little high when they went out, Cong Er seemed to be happy today or didn't drink too much, I don't know if her drinking capacity has gradually increased after a trip to Guiyang, she seems to be fine.

Mosquito said to Shun'er, "Don't send me off today, I'll go back by myself, it's not far from my house." Su Na’s ears and roots will suffer accordingly, who will suffer if your family spends a whole night in "Li Ge", the audience promises that these rock and roll youths will not be able to bear it," I said

"That's right, that's right, you should always be merciful and merciful, pity our brothers." The other members of Yanhui echoed, and I suddenly remembered the text message "Hey mosquito, the fairy powder you mentioned Where is it, I haven’t been there before, where, tell me when Shiyang will take me to have a good rub.”

As soon as he said this, he realized how big a mistake he had made. Shiyang immediately became impatient. He jumped out and asked Mosquito first, "Why are you like this? You don't learn 72 skills, and you only study to make people hate you." Mosquito was about to defend, Shiyang pointed at the mosquito's nose and cursed again, saying that she was nosy and meddling.All of us present, except for the two of them, couldn't figure out why it was so good, "What's the matter, wasn't it fine just now?" Cong'er asked me, "What kind of place is the Xianfen family?" Stop talking, how would I know?"

By the time we all realized that it was Shiyang who was having sex with the mosquito, Shiyang had already started to go off the rails, with that posture, he almost rushed to beat the mosquito, "What's the matter, tell me clearly" Shun Er I told Mosquito, Mosquito hesitated to speak, probably didn't expect that I would inadvertently ask her this after drinking.The more I talked about Shiyang, the more irritable I became, and the gang of smokey grays persuaded and persuaded me, but finally there was no exchange of fire. It is said that this matter should be over, and Shiyang should be drinking crazy, but the development of the matter is not like this Well, in Shiyang, there is no end to the "fairy powder family" incident, and there is no end to the mosquitoes, so it is difficult to get over it.Shun'er, I still asked the mosquitoes, and Shiyang still picked up the nasty scolding, I persuaded Shiyang, when I saw Shiyang's tears were about to come out, I tried my best to hold them in my eye sockets, and refused to let them fall, and I was anxious His face was full of irresistible sparks, he wanted to eat people, it was full of the same emotions he felt when he hated and hated all the women in the world except his grandma and his mother.Shun'er realized the seriousness of the matter, and she had to get to the bottom of it. The mosquito didn't say anything, "Why did Shun'er blindly find a pair of shabby shoes like you, a bitch who looks like a man, and a shameless vixen?"

"Don't fucking spray dung all over your mouth, okay, what's wrong with her, you tell me." Shun'er also got angry, and then I saw tears in the eyes of the mosquito, but he didn't make a sound. That's also called a kind of crying, right? .

When Shiyang scolded him for the second time before repeating all the words just now, Shun'er's fist had already gone up, and the mosquito was pulling him hard, but there was nothing else to say, Shiyang What Yang said is a bit too much, but before the matter is clarified, I don't think it is clear, because neither Shiyang nor the mosquitoes are willing to tell the specific details and reasons about Xianfen's family.

Shun'er used force and beat Shiyang—in the most intolerable way I could.I scolded "I am your ancestor" and then went up and punched Shun Er's two fists.When Shiyang and I beat Shun'er, the smoky Qiangzi, Rhubarb, Lang Ling, and Xiao Jixiang, Shun'er's favorites, of course would not watch Shun'er get beaten, and started to participate in the battle. , Of course we are outnumbered, but with the power of drinking, we are all crazy, fists and feet all over the world are flying around, only Cong'er, in a dilemma, on one side is Shiyang and I, and on the other side is hindering mosquitoes and Shun'er's brother.The puller couldn't be pulled away no matter what, it was a mess, surrounded by many onlookers and hotel security guards, until the mosquito yelled, "Shun'er, you're still going, you're going to kill someone" and then Turned around and ran away crying, Shun'er and his group of smoke grays stopped, and we both stopped panting, and then waited to continue beating you, "This time, I don't care who is right and who is wrong, you two today Get out of my house in a few nights, you are not worthy to be my brothers, I will not know each other from now on, we will see each other in the future, the road of enemies is narrow, and we meet each other on a narrow road, let’s fight once when we see each other, this matter today will never end!! "Then I went after the mosquitoes.Cong'er was probably worried that the remaining four in Yan Hui would not let us go, so she persuaded her and left abruptly.In the original place, only Shiyang and I were left.Shiyang had a bruised nose and a swollen face. Looking at me with a bruised nose and a swollen face, he laughed out loud. When the two of us looked at each other, I still saw his tears, but there was no sound, just like the mosquito just now.

"What's the matter, you and the mosquito"

"Stop talking, you can carry me home and pack your things."

I carried him on my back, found a taxi on the side of the road, and just after May [-]th, I packed my things in the west wing of Shun'er's house in Donghuaian Hutong. Shun'er's old man asked us, "Where do you two live?" All right, what's going on today?"

"I had a fight with your son, and the little master of this house came out and yelled at us. It's no fun living here. It's been almost two years. Thank you, the elder, for taking care of us. What's going on in the future, Shuner Just call me." I found a pen and paper, wrote down my mobile phone number and Shiyang's, and gave it to the old lady, "Don't let him see this note, or tear it up and throw it away, you Let’s just leave it alone.” In just 10 minutes, everything was packed. Shiyang went outside to call a car and move things, but the old lady and the old man still kept him. Don't worry about the three of you." "It's okay, there are too many people on Shun'er's side, and we are the ones who suffer." Then we two resolutely left.

That night, I stayed in a small hotel in front of Tianning Temple. I put my things away and spread them out casually, "Let's do this for now. We will only stay for one or two nights temporarily. It will not be a few days. When we find a place, we will be ready." moved" I said "the wound on your face doesn't matter"

"It's okay, how about you?"

"It's okay, let's go for a walk"

The heat outside is still hot, and there are many people sitting there to enjoy the summer, and the voices of fans singing Beijing opera with high voices are intertwined with the messy music from the speakers outside the hair salon, floating in the night sky far away, I took out a cigarette, " I remember a long time ago, I was still pondering whether Shun Er had a deeper relationship with Smoke Gray or the two of us, and today I finally have the answer, and it seems that it is not easy for us to come from behind.”

"Your smoking addiction is big enough," Shi Yang said

"No, you didn't see that the fingernail of my left index finger was smoked and turned a little yellow."

"This is easy to handle." Then Shiyang took me to the place where women's cosmetics were bought, and bought a tube of flamingo nail polish for seven dollars. Let's smoke it", he said, in front of the two waiters, he was about to smear it on me.When we went outside, we sat on a bench by the side of the road, Shiyang lay on my lap and said: "There are so many stars today, just like when I was a child, when I was in college, one day on the playground I took the book and panicked out of boredom, so I put it on my face and stood with my head up. Afterwards, a female classmate told me, "Your look is really handsome, with long hair hanging behind your head, and you are gently poking out your clothes." Collar, light clothes, with a book on top, the book covers the face just right, so that anyone who sees it will have a daydream, wondering what kind of delicate face is covered under the book', I seem to like photography. It’s been a long time since then, and I have never encountered a scene like what she described, even if I am willing to do it myself, I don’t know what a beautiful painting it is.”

He was talking, and I was happy, "Why are you smiling in surprise?" He asked me

"Look at that child." I pointed to a place far away on the road that I could see. A child was walking towards us outside the shop window, holding a lot of flowers in his arms. The flower branches were very long and full of flowers. The full flower buds blocked his sight, which happened to be similar to what Shiyang said, "Yeah, I didn't take the camera." Shiyang got up and looked at it and smiled, and everyone who was oncoming with the child smiled and made way for him. , Some even took a stick, and then put the money in the child's trouser pocket, because the child could not free his hand to take the money.

"I don't know if it's a little boy or a little girl" I said

"Look at the movement in the aisle, it should be a little boy," Shiyang said

"Maybe it's a girl, but unfortunately it's not a match seller." I twisted with him.

"It's all about buying little matches for girls these days. Don't argue about where to find girls for you. If anyone makes a mistake, just pay for flowers and give them to the other party. It's like making up for the lesson on February 2th." Shi Yang proposed

"I'm so wronged, I forgot the emerald circle before that."

"I didn't mention it at the time, it didn't count, so I paid for you nail polish, famous brand"

Just when I was being hypocritical, a child came, Shiyang was happy, it was a little boy, and then I asked him, "Little brother, how much is a branch?"

"5 bucks"

I took out ten yuan to buy two sticks and gave them to Shiyang. The child said "thank you" and continued to walk unsteadily, as if remembering the way.

After Shiyang shortened the flower branches, he pressed my head and stuck the flowers in my hair. Then he took a branch and smelled it gently under his nose. The flamingo is three dollars more than the horse," I said

"Riding a horse? You're still holding a cow. Don't come here. You still look good wearing flowers. I'll take a picture of you when I get back."

"Come on, I'm a man"

"Forget it, Su Shi, Lu You, and even the heroes of Liangshan all wear flowers. Which one is not a man? Yanqing is better than you, and the ones you wear are even more fancy. You can't bear it after wearing one. It's far away." with it"

Then, when it was slightly cooler, we walked back, Shiyang took a picture of me and then soaked the flowers in water.

That night, the place was messed up, and I had a fight with Shun'er, so I couldn't sleep, "Will you blame me?" Shiyang asked

"You started to get sick again" I said "Why do I blame you so much"

"Xianfen's House is a fishing ground, where gays often hang out,"

"Oh"

"The day I met the mosquito was Kang Zheng's birthday. I met his third birthday. I thought she would keep it secret for me. I'm sorry."

"It's okay, just make yourself happy." I put my arms around him "She didn't say that on purpose just now, the text message he sent me didn't say anything, maybe she didn't know what the Xianfen family did at all, maybe she did too Concerned about you, maybe she just told me as usual, you are a guilty conscience."

"You can also go to Xianfen's house with me behind your back to calculate that we are even, and I won't go there in the future, it's too messy",

"It's starting again, just know it's messy, don't turn around and mess things up, you know who has that or not"

Although it was a little cooler, the hotel's air conditioner didn't seem to be very effective. When I turned off the light and went to open the window, there seemed to be a cicada calling faintly from the trees on the side of the road outside. It was our first night staying elsewhere.

... You will not know that the crabapple has no fragrance until you have endured it for a long time; you will know that your heart is hurting when the flowers are in your temples...

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