Yu Xin like congratulations

"Why is this stupid B still standing there, don't you hurry up and clean it up?" One sentence woke me up, and I hurriedly cleaned up the sock, which was a mess last night, put it in a garbage bag and threw it away.

When Shun'er came back, he didn't know who to scold. This family has this problem, and it is probably a family tradition.

"Wake up early in the morning and you can't let people relax. The house is full of smoke. Take a broken broom, what to sweep, the house is full of dust, see it, see it, I'm almost turning into a mynah."

"Who am I supposed to be talking about? They've been scolding me for a long time. When I open my eyes, I recruited someone."

"Is it easy for me? I have to go to the bar to sing tonight."

"Good thing, my brother has also found a job. It's really boring. Why didn't you talk about it yesterday? You have to celebrate."

"Go away and give it to me, what did you say yesterday, this one is still like that, come and join us when you have time, my buddy who was with me just found it, and I handed him over to you today" Shun Er Pointing at Shi Yang.

"I've already asked for leave." I handed Shun'er over as I said, "Shiyang vomited blood yesterday, do you want to tell him?"

"real or fake?"

"Hey, can you talk nonsense about this, or why should I be in a hurry to clean up the house and go to the hospital to show him?"

"You're young, it's not like this, I'd better not tell him first, let's wait for three or two days, I reckon it's all right, maybe it's because of a rush, just take it easy"

"I've also experienced this before. When I calm down, it will take a month, but it's still fast. I think Shiyang is like that, it's terrible."

Just as he was talking, Shiyang came out unsteadily to pee in the toilet, "Are you awake?" We both asked him at the same time,

"Well, why are you still not at work? What time is it?"

"Hey, just like a normal person" I said to Shun'er after Shiyang left,

"Forgot? You can't, I've got nothing to do with it. Anyway, during the day, you don't do anything, just follow him, watch the movement, and call me if you have anything to do."

The heart said, you look forward to it.

I observed him all morning, and he felt the same as usual. I guess I really forgot it. See if my memory is not good enough. It’s so good. It’s all that shitty thing from a few years ago, and I’m still thinking about it.

"Shall we go out to eat? Still want something to eat, I'll get you some" said to him in front of the faucet

"It's too late, I have to go to work, who is not aggressive like you two?"

Like a thief, they followed him to their unit, hung up on Shun'er, and asked him what to do next, "Wait, what else can we do?"

"I said, I just wait?" Shun'er hung up without saying a word.I said what kind of thing is this.

I called Shiyang twice in the morning and asked him to come down to have dinner with me at noon and buy a newspaper because the weather is getting cold.I haven't figured out how to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival, and winter is coming soon.The yellow ginkgo on both sides of the road is the same as the stick noodles in my hometown. People who pass by around don’t bother to look at it. After all, I’m afraid that the only bosom friend of this plant is me.

I was looking excited, someone patted my shoulder, I jumped out again, I saw it was a green onion,

"What are you doing here, kid, haunted by ghosts?"

Ahem, under his trademark laughter, I immediately hid away, I can't stand this,

"It's so relaxing, why are you unemployed again? It's okay to press the road."

"I said you can't say something nice, and I don't like to sit here by myself and look at the beauties."

"Come on, you, I don't know you yet, are you okay now? I haven't seen you for a long time." Cong'er was dressed in a well-organized outfit, and asked me, shaking her head and tail, not to mention that she really looked like a small capitalist's henchman ,

"Okay, how about having lunch together?"

"Let's spare me, our person in charge is in this building, we're going to talk about things, I have to go up immediately"

"Cong'er, the assistant is calling you." Someone called him in a black Chery car not far away. I laughed and waved my hand, feeling that Cong'er's reputation had spread, although I didn't do it.

"Come on, that's the driver, he's not as good as me, why pretend to be a wolf with a big tail?"

"Get out of here quickly, don't delay my serious business, by the way, what are you doing here?"

"Our company assistant came here to pick up something. My buddy is working in a foreign company now, trying to catch up on English every day." Cong'er said to me proudly,

"You kid is a blessing in disguise, are you really here?"

"what"

"This is Shiyang's unit."

"Who is Shiyang"

"Forget it, you don't know"

Just as he was talking, seeing Cong'er's expression changed, "What's wrong, this is constipation."

"Oops, they're all down, I won't talk to you anymore." Cong'er ran over, probably that was their assistant, their leader, he looked familiar, about 35-[-] years old.

I was wondering who this person looked like when someone patted me on the shoulder again, I saw a ghost, this is it, I turned around and wanted to scold,

"how did you get out"

"Who are you looking at, you want to see through"

"Let's play! What nonsense, our college classmates, it seems that I came to your company to do business just now"

"You said the one who just came down?"

"Uh no, that's his boss, did he really go to your company? I heard it's a foreign company"

"Come to fetch things"

"I said you don't go to work and stay there, what are you doing when you come down?"

"I don't care what time it is, I'm going to call you now, what are you going to send me to eat?"

"Why?"

"That's all" he said, holding 500 yuan in front of my eyes,

"Have you robbed and collected junk?" It seems that this is to invite me

"Damn you, the bonus you gave out is outstanding, and the bonus can't be stopped even if you want to stop it. Just because our boss is so happy, he even asked for half a day off."

"Come on, don't stand still, let's go, have a good meal first"

"Call Shun'er, and when it's over, come with me to Dong Si to buy some clothes."

"You just make it"

"Crazy shopping, divert your depression"

"..." I was at a loss for words, and it seemed that he hadn't forgotten that.

Along the way, ever since I called Shun'er to make an appointment for a place to eat, Shiyang became silent. I searched for a few jokes, "May I tell you a few jokes?"

"Well, let's hear it"

"General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General Fu Zuoyi said: I am righteous!

General Zuo Quan said: I have the right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first! "

Shiyang stared at me with a dull expression, thinking that I would continue to talk, but when I told him that I had finished speaking, he suddenly realized that I

Unwilling to say a few more words in succession, he still didn’t laugh, until I finally had no choice but to tell him that once upon a time there was a stag that ran for its life.

Running faster and faster, until the end, it becomes a high-speed buck.

...One morning, I found a little sadness; on the way, I talked about the joke of the next year...

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