I volunteer for the underworld

They didn't bring many things, only simple clothes and some daily necessities, so the bags were not heavy.I picked up my aunt's travel bag and looked around. The room was clear at a glance. Everything was packed. What is there to pack?

I was about to go out, but my uncle blocked me. He glanced outside and said, "Why did I tell you to clean up your mess? You are so stupid!"

Me: "..." What did I do?When I was about to speak, my uncle signaled me to shut up.What is this for?Playing spy games?Do walls have ears?I rubbed my hands excitedly, leaned over and asked, "What's the matter? Is someone watching you?"

The uncle asked in a low voice: "Do you know this Su Han? Do you know where his hometown is? Does anyone else in the family know?"

Is this... to inquire about the family background of my niece and daughter-in-law?When my uncle and aunt got married, the old people in the family also inquired about my aunt in the same way. Could it be that my uncle wanted to prepare a bride price for me?

My heart moved, and my face gradually became hot. Does uncle want me and Su Han to get married as soon as possible?In fact, I really want to get married as soon as possible, that is, I am not yet of legal marriage age, maybe I can get engaged first?What kind of engagement ring should I buy?What does Su Han like?Then we will be fiances from now on, hehe.

However, I don't seem to have learned about these things. Hey, Su Han's hometown is probably near that mountain?But what is the name of that mountain?A few vague words suddenly flashed in my mind, and I didn't see them clearly for a while.

I scratched my head in embarrassment, and shyly said: "Well, I have to ask him what he thinks, but I think he should have no objection. If possible, I hope to settle it before the year...Engagement, just like you .Also, about the bride price, you can discuss it with my parents, the more the better. Didn’t my mother prepare a sea view room for me? When the time comes, we will go there to hold an engagement banquet, hehe, I have no experience, Uncle, you will help me hire some famous chefs when the time comes, I want... Ah! Why are you beating me?"

Uncle withdrew his hand and raised his fist again with a look of unbearable expression. I shrank my neck in fear and said wronged, "What are you doing? Didn't you say you want me to get engaged first? No!"

He said: "You finally reacted? What I said is..."

I interrupted: "Little uncle! Is it time to talk about getting engaged? We have to find a way to get out of here first! Let's go out and talk about the engagement!"

He closed his eyes, gave me another shot, gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you so much, when did I mention the word engagement? What are you imagining, your face is blushing!"

I rubbed my face, thinking about something, of course I was thinking about my sweet married life.Oh, yes, now is not the time to think about this, let's go back and think about it.

I put away the longing expression and said seriously: "Uncle, whether it's engagement or marriage, let's leave. This place is very weird, and I'm worried that it will be dangerous!"

Uncle looked at me, was silent for a while, and then gave up on his face: "I'm just wondering, who is your intelligence quotient with? Whether it's the Tong family or the Zhuang family, there is no stupid person, you Is it a genetic mutation or is it positive and negative?"

"Why call me stupid for no reason? Is it easy for me to come all the way to find you? Do you know how worried I am about you? I haven't been able to eat or sleep well in the past two days. Can't you see that I've lost weight? Also, if I'm really stupid, how can I find you? You're right and wrong, taught by your math and physical education teacher? You're still insulting my IQ..."

I pointed at him and gave me a crazy meal, and kicked me out with an annoying kick from my uncle: "Fuck you, I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes to be your uncle."

I patted the footprints on my buttocks, and disapprovingly hopped to find Su Han. Anyway, he didn't use any force, and it didn't hurt at all.

Embarrassed, I walked up to Su Han's side, hugged his arm, and thought of the sweet married life again, couldn't help but giggled for a long time.

My aunt glanced at me suspiciously, then turned to look at my uncle who came out with a dark face, and asked suspiciously, "Are you beating Yueyue silly?"

The uncle was carrying two bags in one hand, and he could easily put his arms around his aunt's shoulders. He said impatiently, "Do you think his stupidity has anything to do with whether he fights me or not?"

The aunt nodded in agreement, and then asked: "Then what's wrong with him? He keeps giggling nonstop."

Uncle couldn't bear to look directly at him, but luckily he turned away from me.

I shyly explained to my aunt: "It's okay, it's just that my uncle said that I hope Su Han and I get engaged as soon as possible. I'm not ready yet, it's just a little sudden..." As I spoke, I couldn't help laughing again, and simply turned my face Buried on Su Han's shoulder, he laughed his fill.

Uncle said speechlessly: "As far as his comprehension ability is concerned, this is the expected result, isn't it?"

Aunt: "..."

Su Han pushed my face away, and said with a smile: "It's almost time, let's find a place to live first."

My uncle and aunt have no opinion, and my opinion is not within the scope of reference, so it is a happy decision.Su Han was in charge of leading the way, and I was in charge of stumbling. Uncle and aunt were muttering at the back and didn't know what they were talking about. After walking for about five or six minutes, they stopped in front of another building.

"We live here."

The building in front of me was no longer a low-footed building, but a temple-like building. I looked up and squinted for a while, and saw the word "ancestral hall" on the plaque above.

Oh, it turned out to be the ancestral hall.

Su Han pushed the door open, and after everyone went in, he closed the door again.

I sniffed it a few times, and there seemed to be a faint fragrance here, a bit like sandalwood, and the inside was very clean and tidy, as if someone cleaned it every day, so I asked suspiciously: "Is there anyone else here? Why?" So clean? In comparison, the room my uncle lived in just now is almost like a pigsty. I'm sorry, aunt, I only target uncle."

"Are you itchy?" Uncle gave me a sideways look, and didn't intend to scratch it, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

Su Han said: "No one is here, don't worry, there are rooms upstairs."

The uncle asked curiously: "Has Su Han been here before? Why does he seem to be familiar with this place?"

I interrupted and said, "Didn't I say that Su Han is amazing, he can tell fortunes, catch ghosts, and also read Fengshui. He is so good at fortune-telling and fortune-telling!" He's so handsome!

Su Han said: "That's right, I've been here."

Me: "..." I was full of energy.

Uncle raised his hand to signal: "Continue to praise, I have raised you for so many years, why didn't I hear you praise me?"

I said, "Uncle is special...rich, handsome, and gentle and considerate?"

"Who are you asking?"

"Gentle and considerate! Mature and stable, knowledgeable, witty and brave, and most importantly, romantic!"

"Merry? Yes, very apt."

uncle:"……"

No, auntie, I'm talking romantic and suave!Why did you miss the last two words?

"Honey, don't listen to Yue Yue's blind description, don't you know best if I'm not romantic?"

My aunt really knows best. According to my aunt, my uncle was a famous figure in the school at that time, and he was very attractive to girls. There were love letters every day, and the desk was always full of various gifts. There were also girls who wrote love letters saying that he would not marry. coming.

If it weren't for this, my grandfather wouldn't have been so worried that my uncle couldn't help being tempted, and would flirt with the little girl.The aunt said that she confessed to him from the very beginning, and he thought his uncle was using him as a shield, so he rejected him several times.

As for Merry, it's because my uncle is actually not that childish outside, he looks stable and reliable, and because he always takes me with him, he is far more patient than others, which also shows how annoying I am.Therefore, even if my uncle rejected those girls, he would do so in a very gentle and harmless way. Therefore, even if he was rejected, those girls didn't have any complaints, and they still praised him on the confession wall.

So, my uncle was spread rumors by boys who didn't like him, saying that he was so flirtatious, how he cheated girls' feelings, and so on.

The uncle's handling method was also very simple. He beat up the rumormongers and asked them to read a [-]-word confession on the flag-raising platform in front of all the teachers and students in the school, mainly to apologize to the girls.

Uncle is actually a very gentleman in his bones, he only plays hooligans with his aunt.

Of course, my aunt was joking, just to brighten up the atmosphere. The way he and uncle get along has always been like this, just like my aunt clearly sounded like questioning, and uncle seemed to be explaining, but the two of them looked at each other from the beginning to the end, with eyes full of Full of trust and a faint smile, and have always been very close.

Sprinkle dog food, can't I?

I immediately went to lean on Su Han, he just turned around and went upstairs, I fell to the ground in an unsightly manner, screamed, and looked at Su Han accusingly, there was no tacit understanding at all!

Uncle and aunt couldn't help me immediately: "How can you fall while standing?"