I volunteer for the underworld

Su Han covered his face with the book and seemed to be asleep.I watched him for a while, then put away the documents, and covered him with a quilt. Although I knew he might not be cold, it would make him warmer.

I shrank myself into the bed, thought for a while, and fell asleep drowsily.

It seems to be a dream. In the dream, there is also a person lying on the chaise longue, holding a book and reading. I tried desperately to see his face clearly, but I couldn’t see it clearly. I only saw his hair that almost fell to the ground. .

I wondered in a daze, could it be a woman?How could I dream of a woman?

It was already noon when I woke up, and I didn't wake up naturally, but was woken up by the pain.I realized that I was in distress again. Uncle's fierce tiger operation, in the end it was me who was unlucky, because I was allergic, and my face was covered with dense red plaques, which were swollen, itchy and painful.

The most hateful thing is that after he sent me to the hospital, he only left a card, and took my aunt out for a trip on the grounds that my aunt temporarily stopped working and was rarely free.I threw me who was allergic because of him to the nurse, and I couldn't eat a big meal. I could only eat light porridge and soup in the hospital. I was so angry that I wanted to bite him to death!

I really want to cry.

I was scrolling through Moments while hanging the water, and saw that my uncle posted a photo of leaning against his head with my aunt a minute ago, with the text - I went out to play with my wife, don't disturb!

I commented in the underground: I am disrespectful and shameless for being old!

I saw the reply within 2 minutes of sending it out. When I opened it, it was my dad: Xiaoyue, how could you say that about uncle, it’s rude.

The uncle replied with a big tail and a wolf: "It's okay, the kid is just talking and playing."

I replied: He left me alone in the hospital.

The mother soon joined the army of comments: How dare you leave my son alone in the hospital?

The uncle said: How can a person who has left his son to me for more than ten years have the nerve to say this?

I saw them arguing a lot, silently quit WeChat, sighed and turned on the TV to search Xiao Yueyue's cross talk, just clicked on "Seeing a Doctor" countless times, and when the prelude sounded, the mobile phone received a collection message , Dad and aunt transferred a sum of money to me almost at the same time.

"Your uncle and I will go out for a while, you have a good rest, don't run around, buy whatever you want, but don't eat junk food. The nurse is still your favorite brother Mao Mao, he will go home to cook for you. Obediently, go back and bring you a gift."

Dad's message is much simpler: "Don't run around, call if you have something to do, and your mother and I will go back to see you next week."

I thought to myself, why do you have to remind me not to run around, as if I often run around, I am obviously an otaku.But looking at the extra money in the account, I feel refreshed in an instant, and I start to think about whether I should go somewhere to play?

"Is this how rich people raise their children?" Su Han appeared beside the bed, pulled a chair and sat down.

He should be talking about money transfers. My parents are busy and rarely at home. I live with my uncle most of the time, and it should be said that most of them are in the hospital.So my parents never treated me badly in terms of pocket money. Of course, I didn't spend much money at that time. At most, I opened a bunch of video memberships and so on.

I remembered that Su Han always cheated of my money before, and even complained about the high prices below. Could it be that the money above is the same as the one below?

"Universal, the underworld is full of dead people, the currency must be the same, otherwise what do you think?"

"What about ghost money? Is it useful to burn paper money?"

"That, that is, the people above want to make their own peace of mind. If you take it down, it will be a piece of waste paper, which is completely useless. Otherwise, everyone will burn billions down, and there will be no inflation below?"

makes sense.

After asking in detail, I found out that it is not so easy for a person to be reincarnated in the underworld after death. First of all, one has to pay off the karma and cleanse the sins.During this period, I have to work part-time to earn money for renting a house, otherwise I have to sleep on the street.

Then save money to buy a ticket to Mengpo’s place and Mengpo soup. It is said that both are extremely expensive. The price of a bowl of Mengpo soup is a ghost’s salary for several months, and it’s impossible not to buy it.

In the end, you have to spend money to choose the type of reincarnation, human and animal, and human beings are divided into seven levels. The higher the price, the better your identity and life after reincarnation, and vice versa.As for animals, there are everything from ants to national treasures, with different prices, for all ghosts to choose from.Of course, the premise is that you have to have money.

"Your leader is so business-minded, he must be rich, right?"

Su Han nodded in agreement: "It is indeed rich."

I looked at Su Han with some sympathy. He is also so active in taking on tasks here, so he hasn't saved enough money for reincarnation, right?Pitiful.

"What's your look?"

"No, nothing."

I secretly made up my mind that I must help Su Han save enough money for a good pregnancy.

Just when I was about to post an order-receiving post on the Internet, Brother Mao Mao called and said that he would be there in 10 minutes.His original name is Li Mao, he is only 26 years old this year, and he has been my nurse for more than three years.

He is my third nurse. He is slightly fat and wears glasses. He looks very gentle, but he is actually very cheerful. He will tell me stories and watch cross talk with me.

Why didn't the first two nurses continue to do it?Speaking of it, I don't know if I was too unlucky, or it was really a coincidence. The previous two experiences of being nursed were not so good, and I almost died.

At that time, my physical condition was already very poor, and I always fell into a coma for a long time, and occasionally woke up and could last half an hour at most.My uncle was in college at the time, and my parents didn't have time to see me, so they paid a lot of money to hire the first nurse.It's a young male caregiver. I asked for it myself. I would be embarrassed to let the lady take care of me.

In fact, his personality is not bad, and he does things neatly, but he doesn't talk to me very much. He always holds his mobile phone to send messages and make calls.

There are two main reasons why he was dismissed. The first one is because he watched the video in my ward and forgot that I was still hanging the water. I was sleepy and did not wake up, which caused the infusion tube to inject air. I was still a nurse patrolling the ward. It was discovered that my hand was already swollen very high and the bleeding was severe.

He apologized to me and asked me not to complain, otherwise my wages would be deducted, and I agreed in a moment of resignation.In less than three days, he left me alone in the ward because he was out on the phone again. I suddenly coughed up blood. Because I couldn’t move while lying down, the blood regurgitated and caused shock. My mother who just came back to see me found out and rescued me for a long time. Only one life was saved.

Later, my mother fired him. That was the first time I saw my mother so angry. She pointed to the nurse's nose and said, "I'm not complaining to you. It's for Xiaoyue's sake. Now please go away immediately." Get out of my sight, and never appear in front of me again."

After the nurse left, my mother hugged me and cried for a while, and she stayed with me for a week because of guilt, but she was even more clumsy herself, and she could pierce my lips if I fed a piece of fruit, and sprinkled food on my body or on the ground. The heavy maternal love makes me want to cry without tears.She had to find a second nurse.

This time I specially found a lady in her 30s, who is said to be a gold medal nurse. She is really careful in doing things, especially in front of people.But she seems to hate me, and she often tells scary stories to scare me when I am alone, for example, if I am so weak, there will be ghosts sucking my life, ghosts will hide under the bed in the middle of the night to absorb my yang energy, etc. .He also said that if I live like this, I will be a drag on my family. It would be easier to die earlier, and let my parents have another child as soon as possible while they are young.

I've heard this kind of talk since I was a child, and I'm used to it, so it doesn't matter, my parents are willing to give birth to me, so they won't miss me so much after I leave.

So I can turn a blind eye to what she does, but the most unbearable thing is that I like to watch cross talk when I wake up, and she likes to watch dog blood dramas. After watching all kinds of conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law for three days in a row, I couldn't bear it, and finally Call my mom and ask her to leave.

Only then did Brother Mao Mao introduced by my aunt, and I finally welcomed a perfect nurse, who almost moved me to tears.

After that, basically every time I was hospitalized, I would always look for Brother Mao Mao.

I saw Brother Mao Mao again after about two months, and I almost didn’t recognize him at once. He really changed a lot. He lost a lot of weight, his eye circles were blue-gray, and he looked very listless. I asked him if he was not feeling well. .

He smiled, and he could vaguely see the sunshine before: "I'm a little tired recently, and I'm losing weight, so I look a little listless."

"Why do you want to lose weight?" I don't understand. He is about 1.8 meters tall, but he is just a little fat, and he looks strong. I think boys should be like this. Like me, who looks like a bamboo pole, he is very unmanly.

He scratched his hair and smiled a little shyly: "My girlfriend asked, because I will take wedding photos next month, so..."

"Are you getting married? When? I'll ask my mother and uncle to give you a big red envelope!" I know his girlfriend, who came to the hospital to wait for him to get off work before. She is also a slightly fat girl, very cute. There was also a breakup, but I didn't expect to get married.

"Yes, I got married in October and asked me to lose weight to 130 catties, saying that it would look good in wedding photos." He looked very happy, tidied up the table, and started tidying up the books I threw on the bed.

The moment he bent down, I saw that he seemed to be carrying something on his back, and it disappeared in a flash.