I volunteer for the underworld

I looked at the fat overflowing from my waist, and my mouth grew unbelievably large. How did this happen?

"It's so amazing? Do you have everything in the underworld?" I pinched my arms that had become thicker than three times, and the soft swimming ring on my waist.

Su Han was using my mobile phone to transfer money to himself. Hearing this, he glanced at me and couldn't help laughing out loud: "It's quite suitable for you, so cute and chubby."

"Cute ghost, this is too fat!" I looked in the mirror and couldn't recognize myself. My eyes were squeezed by the flesh on my face and there were only slits left. Although my eyes were not very big, at least I looked Not too small.

This is the preparation before departure. Today, as a fat man, I will go to the weight loss center to find out. ,

I complained: "No wonder people have to lose weight. They are so fat that they feel tired even walking. If they encounter any danger, they will not be able to escape quickly, right?"

Su Han stretched out his hand and pinched my stomach, and smiled again: "You said it as if you used to run away quickly, don't ink it, let's go, Li Xiaoxiao has already sent a message to that mentor, saying that we will go there in the morning."

I followed Su Han out with some embarrassment, because my face and head were a lot bigger, and I couldn't wear a hat, so I turned into a fat and bald person, so ugly that I couldn't bear it See.

I don't know what kind of joke I got from Su Han, but he seems to be in a good mood, smiling all the way.

The two of us took a taxi to the address that Li Xiaoxiao had sent me, and looked at the weight loss gym in the middle of the downtown area—the Remodeling Life Pavilion. I have to say that the name is still very stylish.

I got out of the car and asked Su Han, "Aren't they a bit too blatant to drive here? Are you not afraid that the relevant departments will find out something?"

Su Han said: "It's not against the law to lose weight, as long as the customers are satisfied. And, do you think they are stupid? Will they put those shameful things on the bright side?"

It makes sense, like the medicated bath Li Xiaoxiao said, you have to cover your eyes to soak, which is enough to show how careful they are.

"Their store has been open for a while, right? They even killed people, why didn't anyone report them? It would be easier to just seal it up." I stood on the street full of people, looking at the brand-new signboard, I just didn't want to Lift your feet.

Su Han turned to look at me, then smiled and said: "No matter how much you dawdle, you will still go in sooner or later. What are you afraid of, just lose weight."

Uh, I was actually spotted. In fact, I was a little scared. There were medicine baths and starving ghosts inside. How could I deal with it when I went in alone?And I'm not really fat!

If they ask me to take a medicated bath, should I take a bath or not?If they ask me questions, how should I answer, after all, I'm not really fat, and I don't know what it feels like to be fat.

"Just let nature take its course, you won't die anyway."

I said depressedly: "Then I don't want to soak a bunch of messy things. If my body also festers, it's fishy and smelly, and it's you who smoked."

Su Han nodded: "That's right, don't worry, I won't let you fester all over, go quickly."

I took a few deep breaths, and finally plucked up the courage to go in. As soon as I entered, I was warmly greeted by several beautiful waiters, all of whom were very slender and beautiful.They surrounded me, making me feel like I had entered a pansi cave.

"Welcome to Remodeling, and congratulations. The moment you enter here, you will have a new life."

Damn, is this a pyramid scheme?Do you think I'll believe you when you say it so nicely?hehe.

But when I measured my weight and waited for the instructor, there were fruits and tea, and someone was responsible for beating my shoulders. If I didn't know the filth in it, I would give this service a five-star praise.

The girl who gave me the shoulder said softly: "Are you a little nervous, your shoulders are a little hard."

I stammered my answer: "Yes, a little bit, it's my first time to come to such a place, and I'm not used to it."

She kept a proper smile and said: "Relax, it's okay, you will know in the future that you are right, your facial features are actually pretty good, if you lose weight, you must be a handsome guy."

Thank you, I know, I look so handsome after losing weight!

I smiled shyly. At this moment, a tall woman in a suit and short skirt came out and shouted at me: "Are you Han Yue? It's your turn, come with me."

I was stunned for a moment before I realized, well, I’m using an undercover pseudonym, Han Yue, and I couldn’t help complaining about Su Han, at least you should choose a more thoughtful name, your name plus my name is too much. Perfunctory!

They have a screening for customers, not all of them are accepted, only those who have a strong desire to lose weight, such as Li Xiaoxiao or Zhang Yan.

So I have to act like I really want to lose weight. I thought while walking, what reason should I use?

I followed the woman in a suit to a separate room. The walls of the room were mirrors, and a man in a white coat stood inside. She was a woman who looked about 30 years old, wearing heavy makeup, but wearing Glasses, it looks very serious, a bit like my class teacher in the second year of high school.

I stood at attention unconsciously, and almost called the teacher.

She motioned for me to sit on the only stool in the room, while she stood and looked at me, her gaze was very scrutinizing and she looked very uncomfortable.

My back started to sweat when she saw her, so she asked me in a calm and indifferent voice: "Are you sure you want to lose weight?"

Before I could answer, he asked again, "What are you hesitating about?"

Am I hesitating?Obviously you didn't give me a chance to answer. I was about to speak, but she stared at me again and continued, "Are you sure you want to lose weight?"

"I want it, otherwise why am I here?"

"You're still hesitating!" she snapped suddenly, which startled me.

"Why do you hesitate?" She suddenly pulled me up, I was staggered by her, and I was dragged to the mirror by her.This woman looks thin, but she is quite strong, and my hands hurt a little from being grabbed by her.

"Look in the mirror yourself, look at your fat body, look at your internal organs oppressed by fat, look at your facial features squeezed by horizontal flesh, why do you hesitate? Obesity will not only affect your body Externally, it will also affect your health and your life! Tell me, why do you hesitate?"

Still using parallelism, do you want to enhance the momentum?After she came for such a period, I was still nervous at first, but in an instant, I felt like laughing for no reason, so I tried my best to hold it back.

I asked weakly: "Can you say it again? You spoke too fast, I didn't hear you clearly."

"..." She was silent for a while, and then she spoke again with the same question: "Are you sure you want to lose weight? No matter what the price is?"

That's definitely not possible. I thought about it for a while and said seriously: "It is necessary to lose weight, but it is not acceptable at any price. Should I lose my fortune and lose weight? I can accept it if it is less than 1 yuan, and I will not consider anything else. gone."

After all, I'm not really fat, and I have to keep the money for Su Hankeng, oh no, I want to ask him for help.

She was silent again, and this time I took the initiative to ask: "Is it enough? I only have one request, which is to lose weight to [-] kilograms. Is it possible?" In fact, I want to gain weight to [-] kilograms, but now I am a little too thin.

She seemed a little angry, and her expression looked even colder.

"With us, you can lose as much weight as you want, but before losing weight, there is an agreement that needs to be signed. Of course, the agreement protects your rights."

She showed me an agreement with only two sheets of paper, and I read it carefully. She tried to explain it to me, but I waved my hand and refused: "You don't need to talk, I can understand it myself."

It took me half an hour to read the agreement. Except for the secrecy clause, which seems a little strange, there is nothing wrong with the other clauses. It’s just that the wording may be intentionally vague. However, there are too many such agreements, and I also agree He didn't care about these, and with a flick of a pen, he signed the name of "Han Yue".

After paying the money, she took me to another room, saying that it was for me to experience a miracle and let me know the value of my money.

After wandering here and there for a long time, she took me to a very secluded room, which was a bit dark inside. I saw a switch on the wall and turned it on.

"Who told you to turn on the light?" She suddenly snapped angrily, and I frightened my hands and pressed the switch again.

She said: "Don't turn on the lights, this is the rule here, you must abide by it."

"Why can't you turn on the light?" I already smelled the stench that Li Xiaoxiao said, it seems that this is the so-called medicated bath room, and I started to get nervous again.

"It stinks, what's in it?"

"If you want to lose weight, just do what I say, don't ask why, as long as the result is what you want, isn't it?"

She took the blindfold in her hand, covered my eyes and said: "You must never take off the blindfold, otherwise if you fail to achieve the weight loss goal, it is your own problem, and we will not be responsible."

No wonder Li Xiaoxiao and the others cooperated so well. It was because of this.

"Take off your clothes." She said and began to peel off my clothes.

I immediately covered myself with both hands, and "deng thump thump" took a few steps back, keeping a distance from her: "Wait a minute, men and women can't kiss each other, I will take it off when you go out, and I will take it off myself."

She explained: "You don't have to be embarrassed. In my eyes, you have no gender distinction at all. You are all customers who need to lose weight."

I shook my head: "But in the eyes of guests, you have gender, you go out, I will come by myself."

She probably thought I was too annoying, so she said speechlessly, "Okay, I'll get you another male waiter."

Less than a minute after she went out, a male waiter walked in. He walked up to me and said softly, "Little Boss, let me serve you next."

I was taken aback, isn't this voice Su Han?I took off the blindfold and looked up. I saw a pair of familiar eyes. I stretched out my hand to pull off his mask. It really was him. I immediately relaxed and asked happily, "Why are you here?"

While unbuttoning me, he said, "I've been here all the time, and I'm doing well."

He was extremely fast, and before I could react, he unbuttoned all the buttons on my jacket, and I belatedly grabbed my clothes to prevent him from taking them off: "Wait a minute, it's really hot, just pretend to be okay." Yet"

He smiled slightly, and with a strong hand, he pulled me around in a circle, and he tore off the clothes on my body, and put them on the hanger beside me.

"You have to do a full set of acting, little boss."