Chief Oda won't complain

I guess I frightened Dazai.

Like when a cat hiding in a flower bed pokes its head out to spy on humans.If a human suddenly lowers his head to meet his gaze, the cat will turn his head and run away in fright.

And if the cat is in an environment where there is no escape route, it is probably Dazai's current state.

Today we all sat very close to each other, and playing around made our relationship closer. Not only Ango and I were crowded around Dazai, but there were also people sitting in the front, back, left, and right sides.

At this time, if I speak first, Dazai will probably be even more embarrassed, so I choose to remain silent for the time being.

Fortunately, although I don't speak, there are others who speak.

"Dazai-kun, it's better not to bring yourself too much into the "story". "Anwu folded his arms and said, "If you believe in yourself in the "story", your life will be in chaos. "

Atsushi Nakajima stared at the curtain, and said angrily: "Mr. Dazai is not like that in the book! Although Mr. Dazai will use suicide as a health care method, scare passers-by, and often cause trouble for others. But that is only Mr. Dazai It's just a personal preference!"

"Wait a minute, although I'm very touched, please don't say any more, Atsushi-kun." Dazai waved his hands with a strange expression.

He took a deep breath, paused for a while, and managed to show a brisk smile: "Haha, this "story" is really amazing, I have to admit, it's a bit beyond my expectations. "

He put his hands on the table, with a very casual posture, but said seriously: "But in the future, I will not underestimate this "story" any more. "

I don't know what Dazai means by "not underestimating", but I agree with Atsushi Nakajima's theory of hobbies.

In my eyes, Dazai's proficiency in suicide is like other people's proficiency in a hobby, which is not contaminated with the gloomy atmosphere depicted in the "story".

If there is, but I don't intervene, then I will look down on myself.

It was me in the story, because I lived in an organization where everyone kept secrets and didn't pry into each other's hearts, so I deliberately suppressed my desire to interfere with Dazai.

But as expected, I have reached the limit of my patience. In the psychological description that followed, I wished I could use a vacuum cleaner to violently suck away all the twisted things in Dazai's heart, and beat him hard to tell him to shut up.

Shinpachi rubbed his arms: "I feel like goosebumps are about to rise, Oda-sensei's inner world is so cruel, the contrast is too great."

Kagura said: "This is what people who know Chinese Kung Fu should think. It's normal, Alu. The four-eyed boy who has no experience really embarrasses the 3-year Z group."

"I'm really sorry for being so ignorant! Could it be that Chinese Kung Fu is performed with a vacuum cleaner?"

"It's absolutely fine, even the bricks and folding stools are fine."

Can the kung fu be performed with a brick or a folded stool?

I don't know Chinese Kungfu, so I yearn for it.It seems that as long as you learn it, you can use anything as a weapon.If I could really wield the vacuum cleaner, it must be extremely handsome.

Ango showed a strange expression, and gave me a thumbs up: "Yes, since Mr. Odasaku has such thoughts in his heart, I just raise my hands to support it on behalf of myself. Of course, if you beat Dazai-kun, you can call me It's better together."

Dazai looked at him quietly: "Professor glasses, who told you not to bring them into the "story" just now? "

"That's what I said, what's the problem?" Ango looked at Dazai and raised his eyebrows.

"No, there is no problem." Dazai sighed deliberately, and turned his gaze back to the curtain.

The next paragraph of description made me feel very regretful: I finally couldn't bear it any longer, I stopped being silent, and I wanted to communicate clearly with Dazai.But unfortunately, Dazai's cell phone rang at the same time, and it was impossible to ignore the business after it was connected, which led to the end of my efforts before it even started.

Dazai set up a trap in a casino to lure Mimic's soldiers, and finally managed to capture four prisoners.

That's really hateful efficiency.

Xingyue asked: "It's almost noon, do you want to continue reading?"

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, my eyes are tired." Sakata stood up and stretched his waist, and his bones made a worrying "gaba" sound.

I also said: "Let's continue in the afternoon, everyone pack up and go to the western restaurant together."

All of a sudden, there was a sound of chairs moving, and everyone got up to move around one after another. Some went to the toilet together, and some put their heads together and started whispering. It was very similar to the usual school day break.

Atsushi Nakajima approached me and asked me what the book club was reading and why there were my names and Dazai’s.

I replied, "Probably a true story that happened in another world."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't doubt my words at all, instead he showed an expression of sudden realization: "No wonder, I feel that Mr. Dazai from another world is not doing well at all."

"Yeah, Dazai is still just a child, and he is already in a high position. He needs to take care of too many things, and he even has to fight against dangerous foreign criminal groups."

"No... I think Mr. Dazai in the book seems sad, not happy at all."

I was silent for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

Atsushi Nakajima seems to have seen it too.

How to evaluate it?The world described by that "story".

It feels a little too cold.Whether it is towards me, Dazai, or Ango, they are not gentle at all.

With such ruthless development, I would not be surprised that one of the three will die in the end, or even all of them may die.

If I... no, what am I thinking?Obviously, it is still uncertain whether that world really exists.

I cleared out the meaningless thoughts that popped up in my head, and started to perform the duties of "leading the teacher", as if I was going to take a group of kindergarten children on an outing. I counted the number of people to confirm that everyone was ready, and then raised the Xiaoqi led the way.

I do have a small flag in my hand, which Sakata just stuffed to me, and he explained that it is more ritualistic.

I always half-understand the sense of ritual, but it is indispensable in people's life.

People look forward to gifts during festivals, diamond rings during weddings, and people look forward to leaders commending themselves during annual meetings.

Many people value the sense of ritual, so after being reminded by Sakata, I attached great importance to it, and held up the small flag of the team leader with a solemn heart.

I imitated the movements of the kindergarten teacher in my impression, waving my arms lightly, so that the sun continuously illuminates the two sides of the flag alternately.

I don't know who drew a cute pattern on it.One side is a cone and a smiley face, and the other side is vinegar kombu and a crown.

In fact, vinegar kelp is not drawn, but glued on it.If it was really painted, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to recognize it at a glance.

Those who wished to express this pattern must have also thought that drawing a rectangle was not enough to convey an accurate meaning, so they used real objects and glue.

Do these patterns have a meaning?I don't know.

They may be symbols with rich meaning, or they may be just random graffiti by someone to keep the flag from being too empty.

I corrected my mentality of leading the teacher, waved a small flag and said: "Please follow the teacher closely, we are setting off."

There is always a sense of ritual that is half-understood, but this time I really felt it.

The author has something to say: New Baji: Of course it has meaning, and they are the favorite food of two overly naive guys.Really, who the hell is embarrassing Group Z for 3 years?

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