Chief Oda won't complain

Although I couldn't figure out the reason for Dazai's transformation, it turned out to be good enough for me.

Judging by Dazai's appearance, he doesn't want me to ask for clarification.So I turned my curiosity to another question: "What did Dazai teach Akutagawa after preparing?"

The teaching about torture must have been abandoned.

"Of course it's teaching him the art of language, which I'm sure is the top priority." Dazai looked at Akutagawa vaguely dissatisfied. "How can the subordinate I choose have no EQ at all, really..."

I guessed and answered: "Is it really a headache?"

"That's right, that's it!" Dazai finally gave up covering up, revealing a very angry expression.

I couldn't help being amused by his childish appearance: "After that, teach Akutagawa in a way with high emotional intelligence."

Dazai nodded resentfully: "Of course."

He looked at Akutagawa seriously, as if he was challenging his visual tolerance.But soon he turned his attention elsewhere, and it seemed that his patience had reached its limit.

"Let's wait until I get over the problem of getting a headache when I look at him. After all, I really hate pain... Why don't you do something else now? Do something fun to change your mood."

He walked up to Ranpo who was playing with snacks as toys.

He didn't pay attention to what happened just now.As a great detective who has gained fame in recent years and has been unanimously recognized by all parties, Luanbu is much more capricious than ordinary people. As long as it is something he subjectively judges to be boring, he will not care even if it happens right in front of his eyes.

Ranpo sensed Dazai's approach, and then he divided his attention: "What are you doing?"

Dazai pointed to the tea room: "Can you lend us Mr. Tianshan for a while?"

Ranbu blinked.The pair of eyes that would give people the terrifying feeling of being completely seen through looked straight at Dazai, and Dazai looked back without hesitation.

"Hmm..." Ranpo seems to be seriously thinking about the feasibility of Dazai's proposal, "This, you need to get the consent of the president and Kunikida. But since you came to ask Ranpo-sama's opinion first, then Let me do a little favor, let me do the talking on the president's side."

"Thank you, Mr. Ranpo, it was really helpful."

Dazai thanked me with a smile, and then asked me if I had Kunikida's number in my phone.

I nodded, opened the phone's address book, selected Kunikida, and handed it directly to Dazai.

Dazai took my phone and was taken aback for a moment.

"what happened?"

Dazai laughed: "Boss, you are too unguarded with your subordinates. You don't even ask what you want to do, and you directly hand over such a private thing as a mobile phone to your subordinates, which will make your subordinates very flattered."

"I'm not defenseless against my subordinates."

I shook my head, refusing to be set up with the stupid setting of "easy to trust others".

"I just want to trust friends."

Dazai's smile faltered slightly, and then quickly brightened a little.He bowed his head like a cover-up, pressed his phone to send a text message, and then said to me: "Okay, explain it to Mr. Kunikida like this, and the subsequent actions will not be too abrupt."

He didn't intend to wait for Kunikida's reply at all, he pulled me open the door of the tea room again, and squeezed in with me.

I was very concerned and said, "I didn't bring mandarin this time."

Dazai said, "We didn't come to ask the gods for help, so it doesn't matter if we don't take tribute."

I said, "Well, what are we going to do?"

Tian Shan Hanabou turned to look at us, feeling as confused as I was, and asked, "What's the matter with you two?"

Dazai chuckled: "Because I am very concerned about the high title of "God", I always feel that someone as powerful as you cannot be an unknown person.That's why I seriously thought about it just now. After thinking about it, I realized that it seemed that only a few years ago—ah, it was a few years ago—I felt that only that person was worthy of the title. "

Tian Shan Hanabou's expression changed: "What do you want to say?"

"Odasaku, have you ever heard of that person? He was originally a well-known hacker, but suddenly he was stimulated by some kind of stimulus to sell himself to major companies. Became lackeys of various businesses."

"Who are you calling a running dog? You have no sense of shame!" Tian Shan Huadai was furious.

But even then he didn't get out of the quilt.

Dazai completely ignored him, and continued to talk freely: "The hacker group was angry and jealous, so they launched an electronic war against the traitors. This war even spread to the offline in the later stage, reaching the point where someone hired an illegal organization like the port mafia. The level of a killer."

Tian Shan Huadai's complexion became even worse, he took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.

And Dazai seemed to be telling anecdotes and jokes casually, and said easily: "The hacker and traitor must have never thought of it at the beginning, right? In the end, he disappeared, abandoned all his assets and exposed address, I don’t know where he went.”

Dazai looked at Tianshan Hanabou with a smile: "It's unexpectedly chic and decisive. From this point of view, it looks like you haven't lost."

I understood: "So Tianshan Hanabou is that person, instead of fleeing to a foreign country, he chose to stay here and become the god in the tea room of the Armed Detective Agency."

"That's right, such a great god is accommodated in such a small place. It's great that I didn't investigate deeply beforehand, so that I can fully enjoy the surprises of discovery, Odasaku, don't you think so?"

"Enough!" Tian Shan Hanabou finally stood up, facing us, holding the quilt tightly in his hands to ensure that the quilt would not slip off his shoulders. "Who the hell are you guys?"

"Say it directly? It will scare you, why don't you guess first?"

"The hacker who hired a killer and wanted to kill me?"

"Nah……"

The first time he guessed the answer was wrong, Tianshan Hanabou immediately didn't want to guess anymore.He looked a little trembling, probably not angry, but scared.

He held up his courage: "I warn you, this is an armed detective agency, if you want to make trouble, get out!"

The voice of Tian Shan Hanabou was fluttering, it was clearly a stern warning, but no matter how it sounded, it sounded like he was calling for help.

If Dazai and I hadn't blocked the door of the tea room firmly, Tianshan Hanabou would have run away.

I see, is that why Dazai called me together on purpose?

"What, we're not trying to make trouble." Dazai smiled brightly, "I'm curious, why did you need money so much in the first place, and why do you live in poverty now? Obviously with your ability, even if you are vigilant about the past There is no need for the enemy to be so poor."

"Just want to ask this?" Tian Shan Hanadou frowned.

Dazai spread his hands to show harmlessness: "If we have bad intentions, we won't be allowed to block you. This is an armed detective agency, right?"

Tianshan Huadai was silent for a while, as if reluctantly believing it, he said, "There is no particular reason, I just have enough money. I didn't need money at the beginning, I just wanted to try to be a rich person."

Dazai's eyes lit up: "Wow! Then where do you spend the money you earn now?"

"Donate what you can't use up."

"Donated it? Didn't save it at all?"

"No. It's not because I'm loving, I just think it's not good to keep money in your hands, that's all."

Dazai looked at me happily: "Look, Odasaku! It's super interesting, isn't it? Such a fun person, don't you want to drink something with him?"

I nodded and said, "My lord, please come with us."

"No! What's going on with you guys, did Kunikida call me to play with me?"

At this moment, I felt the vibration of the mobile phone receiving the text message, so I picked it up to check.

It was the text message that Kunikida replied, and by the way, I also read the content that Dazai sent before:

【Me: We would like to invite Tian Shan to the cafe downstairs for a cup of coffee, is that okay? 】

【Kunikida: I'm not that guy's guardian, why ask me?Go as long as you can pull him. 】

Tian Shan Hanabou stared at my movements closely, and his face changed: "You don't really ask Kunikida to mess with me, do you?"

I put away the phone: "No. But Kunikida has agreed."

Dazai nodded with a smile: "I have already agreed, then there is nothing to worry about."

"What do you want? I tell you—"

Dazai interrupted: "I found that Shenmei-kun has been wrapped in a quilt, is it because of a lack of security? Or is it serious social fear?"

"My warning is the last time, you—"

Dazai looked at me: "Odasaku, do you remember that time, the time when we first met Ango?"

"what……"

I understand what Dazai means.

"But Ango is not social terror. The only way to save the god who is tortured by social terror is to get acquainted with him. There is no other way to go."

"I see."

"You, are you threatening me!"

"Odasaku, let's revisit the battle of the day we met Ango, this is called "Rebroadcast of Famous Scenes".Then you come from the right. "

"understand……"

"Wait a minute! Don't touch my Yoshiko! Take your dirty hands away, I'm going to be angry! Help, ahhhh!"

We transported the Tianshan flower bag downstairs together with the quilt.

During this period, the members of the detective agency who passed by all stared at us with wide eyes.But because of Luanbu's timely opening, no one chose to stop him.

I probably heard some trivial conversations: "What's the situation?" "Obviously, when the ancient emperor wanted to favor his concubine, he would wrap it in a quilt and transport it to the palace." "Eh! No! Will you?" "Calm down, isn't what happened just now enough to surprise you? The circle of these talented people is usually so chaotic."

With all kinds of whispers, Dazai and I carried the Tayama flower bag into the coffee shop on the first floor.

During this process, Akutagawa wanted to follow up, but I told him to watch Kusaku first, and wait for Poker to come out of the infirmary.

Akutagawa still obeyed such normal instructions.

As soon as he entered the coffee shop, Hanabi Tianshan, who was wrapped in a quilt and struggled wildly, stopped moving. We chose a seat and placed him inside where he could not escape.

The waitress at the cafe came over and asked us what we wanted to drink.

I ordered the one that the guests drank the most, and followed the crowd. Dazai wanted to be like me, and Tianshan Hanada buried his head in the quilt and dared not look up.

"Does that guest want coffee?" The waitress asked, staring at the quilt.

Tian Shan Hanabou whimpered softly.

Dazai smiled and patted the quilt vigorously, making a muffled sound of "Puff——Puff——".

"Give him the same, this guy is really not good at talking to women."

The waitress walked away, and it was only then that Tayama Hanabou dared to poke his head out a little to breathe.If he held back for a while, he might suffocate to death.

"You guys are going too far." Tian Shan's flower bag was like a gossamer.

In the tea room, he still dared to scold us, but now he dare not even speak loudly.

Dazai said, "I really miss it."

Tian Shan Hanakou asked: "What do you miss?"

"I miss the old days, Kami-kun, you will miss it too, right? The first time I met your friend Mr. Kunikida."

"No, I've forgotten how I met Kunikida for the first time, and Kunikida is the same. And I'm not called Shenmei-kun."

"Then I'll call you Flower Bag."

"As you please."

"Huadai, you don't know Ango yet. I'll introduce him to you another day. I dare say you can chat. Would you like to hear the story of our first acquaintance with Ango?"

The slack-eyed Tianshan Hanabou struggled to gather his attention, and raised his eyes to look at Dazai: "It's too deliberate. I don't want to know how you guys moved Kunikida. But if you want me to do things, you don't need to get close to me like this. As long as you don't Harmful malicious tasks, just pay me the market price, I have a tight mouth."

"But for the time being, I don't have any specific things I want to entrust you to do." Dazai did not deny the statement about "deliberately".

The childish black-haired young man held his chin, blinked his eyes and said, "I think your view on money is very good. Odasaku, are you right?"

I nodded: "Yes."

There are many wise men in the world who know how to restrain their greed for money.But there are too few people like Tianshan Hanabou who are completely free from greed for money.

Even though more people have realized the harm of money, they will rush to money regardless of their own safety and become slaves of money.The so-called "people die for wealth and birds die for food" refers to this meaning.

Tian Shan Hanabou has the ability to grab a lot of wealth quickly, even if he wants to avoid his enemies, there are plenty of ways to make money through other means.

People who once made money in units of [-] million gave up the life of a rich person so easily. This is not because of "fear" or "regret".

And I don't think Tianshan Hanana is really scary.

If it was really that prudent, it would have been long overdue to at least live in another city.Because of the special nature of the concession, Yokohama is generally not a safe city.

I said, "And it's very noble to donate all the money in the flower bag."

Tian Shan Hanakou: "Like I said, I just don't want to keep the money in my hands. I don't even care about the whereabouts of the money after I donate it. I donate it casually."

I said, "Don't ask for rewards, it's really noble."

Tian Shan Hanabou: "Hello!"

He seemed furious, but he slid under the covers before the anger flared up.

The waitress brought our coffee order.

Dazai stretched out his finger to poke the quilt: "Come out, the flower bag, that beautiful lady has already left."

Tianshan Huadai reappeared: "Go away, don't touch my Yoshiko with your dirty paws!"

"Hey, is it dirty? I'm very careful about my personal hygiene. On the contrary, it's you Huadai. I noticed it when I was in the tea room. The peeled tangerine peels are all piled up on the floor, right?"

"The peels piled on the ground are also more fragrant than yours."

"Odasaku, did you hear that? Hanakou praised me for my body fragrance." Dazai's face was full of joy.

I said, "I can't smell it, what's it like?"

Tianshan Huadai replied coldly: "The smell of rancidity."

Dazai laughed nonchalantly: "Is that so? It doesn't matter if it smells rancid, and tofu with rancid smell is actually very popular."

I said, "Is it stinky tofu?"

Dazai nodded: "Yes, have Odasaku ever eaten?"

"not yet……"

"Then I'll try to make it myself another day, and I'll share it with everyone when it's ready. When the time comes, the flower bag must tell me how it tastes, it's not the same as my body fragrance."

"I didn't agree!"

The author has something to say: Ango: And the smell of stinky tofu is not rotten at all, please apologize to stinky tofu!

Why didn't I update it yesterday... because I drank a certain bowl of chicken soup, I can't remember.

So today, I combined the two into one and made up for it.

So tomorrow's rest day will still be a normal rest.

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