Chief Oda won't complain

Although some people had stomach discomfort after eating lunch, the afternoon study session was held smoothly and on time.

In the new content of "Story", I went to the accounting department alone to investigate and miss Ango's past.

Dazai started reading with high spirits, nodding his head while sighing with emotion: "At first, I was a hacker, then an accountant, and finally entered the intelligence department. It's amazing, Professor Glasses. I usually see you as a serious person. I didn't expect you to have such a rich resume. .”

"I'm just the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee." Ango said expressionlessly.

Sougo also leaned over his head: "If Mr. Sakaguchi knows how to hack, can you show us a hand? How about trying to hack into the forum of "Apple Suicide Club". "

"I don't know how to hack technology, I'm just the chairman of the discipline committee." Ango continued to say with a blank expression.

Shinpachi supported his head, showing a bit of thought: "This sentence pattern feels very familiar...I thought of it, it is that sentence, Mr. Gui's classic sentence."

"Oh, I thought of that too, isn't it just that sentence-"It's not a wig, it's Gui!""

"What? Is that the famous sentence? "Zira Kanai, Kazila da!""

"Hey, are you guys too boring? What's so good about repeating rotten memes, let Mr. Sakaguchi try to say this too."

Anwu almost rolled his eyes, he took a deep breath, and said in a stiff tone: "Sorry, I don't want to learn this sentence."

I thought that every time I came to the part where I was the main perspective, everyone's attention would be focused on me first, or at least I would share part of the attention.In the end, everyone cared about Ango, and they didn't intend to let him go.

This made me subtly happy, with a sense of relief that "fortunately it's not me", and then I couldn't help but feel very sorry for Ango.

The thinking of "dead Taoist friends never die poor people" is really bad. I hope that no one will record my thoughts at this time in a book for circulation and exchange like the narrator of the "story".

Just by imagining it like that, I feel chills in my heart, and I have the illusion of social death.

In order to dispel this coldness, I read down with a more focused attitude.

So a "first story" that made us all feel very fresh and interesting was remembered in my mind.

While reading, I thought: Could Ango also show such an arrogant and rude side?

A game similar to beating drums and passing flowers started suddenly. Although no one asked for it, everyone spontaneously began to recite Ango's lines in "Story" one by one, expressively.

At the same time, there are also cases of improvisation and unauthorized modification of some lines to enhance the tone:

"Hey! You stink! Get out of the way, don't come near me or go to seppuku!"

"Don't open your mouth before I ask you something. I hope you can shut up obediently, so that your mothers in the country will be shocked too. Because the stinky fish and rotten shrimp actually have a shining point."

"Did I say it, don't open your mouth. How to punish a bad boy who can't understand human language? Sure enough, you should take it out first, then stuff it in and carry it out, and finally do it again, so that the bad boy will be forever Don’t dare to do it again?”

"Ask me what I'm doing? Don't you understand? Her Lady Queen is elegantly jealous of kombu and octopus sausages, and she is promoting related laws and regulations throughout the world. It is also written in the letter of credence that she will be sentenced to death immediately if she sees a cat ear girl. Of course."

"My name is Gubankou Angwu! The King of the Mountain!"

"Boy, what does that disgusting smile mean? Want to kiss Grandpa's boot sole?"

The above, as long as the private goods brought by the reciters are ignored, it is basically the original line that Ango told us when Dazai and I met Ango for the first time in the "story".

Specifically, the plot is that I am recalling the past. During the most intense period of the Dragon Head War two years ago, Dazai and I went to the waste disposal site to perform cleaning tasks.Then take the relics of the deceased collected at the scene to the accounting office for preservation.

Because of being covered in mud and oil, Dazai and I were severely disgusted.

In fact, Ango was not a submissive person, otherwise he would not have become the chairman of the discipline committee in charge of campus discipline.

He is not a kind person who is easy to talk about. He still asks Shanyi to do a good job as a discipline committee member even though he knows that Shanyi has long since thought of quitting.

Even so, perhaps because this world is not cruel, the Ango I know has never been like in the "story", so rebellious, aggressive, as if he can't understand everything around him, and he is unappreciated. Full of resentment.

So unexpectedly, this novel "Ango" has received unanimous praise from everyone.

"handsome!"

"So cool!"

"Isn't this better than our Anwu's ability to hate people?"

"Fight!"

"I said Ango, I will also perform according to this description?"

Surrounded by these praises, Anus sat gracefully on the seat, crossed his legs, his face was gloomy, and said coldly: "The overall discipline of the campus has been a little lax recently, tomorrow is Monday, maybe it should be Let's have a meeting to discuss the matter of regaining discipline."

Reading will suddenly fall into silence.

Hijikata covered Sougo's mouth, Zenitsu gasped and quickly lowered his head, Nakajima Atsushi put his hands on his knees and sat up with his legs tight.

Including me also silent.

As a teacher, I am not under the jurisdiction of the students, but if the chairman of the discipline committee really takes the lead in launching the discipline movement, I have the responsibility to assist.

No one who is a member of the campus can be alone, and the terror, tension and high pressure caused by the discipline movement will come to everyone equally.

Sakata stood up and talked to each other: "Hahaha listen to my advice from the teacher, everyone, don't be too serious, you will lose if you are serious! Isn't the so-called reading club just to immerse yourself in the charm of words?

So everyone concentrates on reading and discussing in a friendly manner. As for moving the scenes in the story to reality, there is no need. Isn’t the charm of literature lies in fiction? "

This speech is very level, and I am deeply impressed after listening to it.But the premise is that the "story" in front of me can really be regarded as pure fiction.

An Wu's expression didn't ease in the slightest, he just turned his eyes to look at everyone who dared not speak, and said, "Continue to study."

The subtext is probably: see if your next performance satisfies me.

Dazai lowered his voice and came close to me and whispered: "It really scared me, the professor's glasses look so scary when angry, like a devil."

I nodded slightly, thinking that Dazai was right.

"What are you whispering about?" An Wu glanced over with eyes as if looking at something dirty.

Dazai hurriedly raised his hands in surrender, and sat upright obediently.

I moved my eyes back to the curtain, but I was thinking in my heart: It looks like it.

The appearance of Ango, who was so mad that both Dazai and I were speechless, suddenly resembled the "story".

Now no matter who looks at me, I can look at each other.But I'm just staring at the curtain.

Ango said that he disagreed with performing his appearance in the "story", but his actual actions were very cooperative.Is this the word you've heard people say before?Mouth and body upright.

The author has something to say: Da Zai: That's right, it's just the mouth that dislikes the body and integrity!

An anecdote: Kagura's octopus sausage was once eaten by a classmate cat ear girl.

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