Chief Oda won't complain

Dazai can casually say the identity of Zhong Ango in the "story", maybe he found some clues and deduced the information.

So Dazai said that I am a mafia boss or a top killer, is it also a sure inference?

I concentrated on looking down, and soon came to the part where I was introduced—the lowest-ranking member of the port mafia without any title.

The three of us, Dazai and Ango, actually put aside the status of high and low, and have an ideal friendship like spring and snow.

The three of them didn't hit the mark, they all made a wrong bet.

How to put it, I may or may not be disappointed.Although this is not very unexpected, since I am so ordinary, how can I become the protagonist of the "story"?

What does Xingyue want us to know when she asks us to read this?

In addition, Xingzuki called "Uncle Odasaku" as soon as she saw me. This kind of subtle and affectionate address also made me very concerned.

I collected my thoughts and continued to read. The second half of the "Story" prologue was even more amazing than the first half. The conversation in the bar quickly revolved around me. Dazai was very curious about my work and insisted on me telling the truth.

This kind of plot where Dazai insists on what I say is very visual. It seems that it happened only once not long ago, and I couldn't help but bring it into it.

Immediately, I realized that "I was in an illegal organization in a different world" was not so unimaginable.

However, after seeing clearly the work content I honestly explained in the "story", it was a bit difficult to bring in.

Catching schoolboy thieves?Help the little gangster find a gun in the pot?To mediate the Shura field between the company officials and their wives and mistresses?Dealing with duds?

Either way, it feels overwhelming.

First of all, if elementary school students steal, they must be criticized and educated, but what method should be used?Fortunately, I am not the head teacher of these children, otherwise it would be too much of a headache.

Then help the gangster find a gun... It feels strange to be partial to this kind of position.

As for meddling with other people's household chores, that's completely beyond the limit of my imagination.It's nice to just say I haven't experienced it.

Finally dealing with the duds...

"It's amazing, how did you do it? Dealing with such terrible things as duds..."

"Don't be sad, Zenyi, if you want to actually try it too, we can find a dud, I know there's a place—ah, it hurts!"

I heard such whispers, so I stretched out my fist.But totally useless.

Dazai covered his head and remained silent.

Really, students should be warned if they say such things in a place where the teacher can hear them.

Kagura, a foreign student, looked at me from a distance, as if he was facing my existence for the first time.

"I didn't expect Mr. Oda to really know Chinese Kung Fu. What the good-for-nothing teacher said is actually true. It feels like vinegar kombu needs to be bought with money. It's unbelievable, Alu."

"Would it be strange if vinegar kelp doesn't need to be bought with money?" Shinpachi immediately responded, "Little Kagura, don't always think about whoring for nothing. Although the reason for asking for leave that time is not nonsense, it's really embarrassing. Surprised."

Tanjiro, who was not in the same class as the two, asked curiously: "What are you talking about?"

Kagura explained: "Teacher Waste Chai once said that he was beaten by Mr. Oda until he vomited blood. The landlord and the school manager can testify for him. Then he used this reason to invite Alu to miss a class meeting and a Chinese class."

What?Was Sakata actually vomiting blood when I beat him that time?

This was too unexpected, and I quickly apologized to Sakata: "I'm very sorry, please allow me to compensate for the medical expenses."

"Uh..." Sakata scratched his head, "There's no need for medical bills... That's right, I haven't had a luxurious Chocolate Buffy for a long time."

"I see, then—"

Shinpachi rushed over and tried to cover my mouth: "Don't just trust that piece of shit! We all know that day is the release date of the new issue of "Jump", and Teacher Wuchai is just looking for an excuse to buy "Jump".

I shook my head and retorted: "But I went to line up to buy that day, because Sakata told me that I was not feeling well that day."

So, the so-called discomfort is actually vomiting blood, right?Sakata was hiding his injury from me.

All the students looked at Sakata, and after two seconds Sakata couldn't bear it and jumped up: "Okay, don't stare at me with eyes that condemn the scum! I really didn't vomit blood. I just used exaggerated rhetoric when I said that. Rhetorical matters Can it be called a liar?"

It turns out that I misunderstood.

This is an example of using literary rhetoric in real life. As expected of Mr. Sakata, he has integrated education into every detail. I still have a lot to learn.

"Also, please give me enough time!" Sakata pointed at his two students, "I've been trying to pretend I can't hear you from now on, but I can't do it at all! Who is the "Worthless Teacher" referring to?Is it me, teacher?

Did you finally speak out what was in your heart that you usually dare not say?Even if it's not time to go to school, I will arrange for you to copy..."

"Ah! Yalaso...that's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!" Kagura covered her ears and sang Chinese songs hoarsely, completely overshadowing Sakata's voice.

Although I didn't understand it, I think it must be a very imposing song of faith that needs to be sung with one's life.

Shinpachi covered his ears together and chorused with Kagura.

He obviously can't sing this song, but because he resisted the teacher's assignment to copy it.So I'm trying very hard to adapt to the rhythm of Kagura.

The so-called students are like this, they can always burst out their special potential at such moments, squandering the energy envied by adults.

Under the pressure of huge decibels, I can still hear the voice of another student, he is Inosuke Zuhira, who is in the same class as Tanjiro and Zenitsu.

Inosuke is a legendary figure in the school, who once appeared on the front page of social news. I remember that the headline of the news at that time was "Shocked!Discover the live-action version of Tarzan in the wild!Humans raised by wild boars?Where there are pictures, there is the truth: [Picture] (Picture)".

After entering the academy, Inosuke was often in the limelight because of his unusual rudeness, but everyone was concerned about his wild background and tolerated him too much.

Even I have been holding back—Inosuke has an astonishingly low score in Mandarin.As his Mandarin teacher, I often have to bear tremendous pressure.

At this moment, Inosuke's speech was as rude as ever: "I'm not afraid of music! Fashionable, rough, democratic and political bands can't lose! Come on, boys!"

Tanjiro shouted back at the top of his voice: "But our band's Umo-sensei is not here! And he didn't bring any instruments!"

"Then knock on the table and play the accompaniment! Are you still a member of the band if you shrink back in the face of such a provocation, you stupid cake Tanlang!"

"Yes! I understand! As a member of the band, I will never back down!" Tanjiro ignited his blood.

Anwu seemed to have foreseen some terrible scene, and stood up in a panic to stop him: "Hey, calm down and stop! Now is not the time for music battles! At least wait for me to leave here first!"

While blocking Ango's way, Dazai put his arms around Zenitsu's shoulders, leaned into Zenitsu's ear and said something, which I vaguely heard was cheering.

After hearing this, Shanyi's face turned red, and his flinching disappeared completely. He jumped onto the table excitedly and shouted: "Okay! The fashionable and rough democratic political band accepts the challenge!"

And then……

And then what exactly happened?

Recalling this gives me a hallucinatory headache.Maybe it's not an illusion.

I thought, that is the music from Avici Hell, it should not exist in the mortal world, I am really honored to be able to hear it alive.The lingering sound clung to all my nightmares for a while.

"Avici Hell" is a Buddhist concept, referring to the eighth hell among the eight hells, and it is interpreted as a hell of eternal suffering without interruption.I think the songs of the fashionable and rough democratic political band deserve such high praise.

The four members who make up this band: Tengen Ugo, Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu My Wife, and Inosuke Zuhira are really amazing.

In the absence of one person and no instruments, they also sang very shockingly. It is hard to imagine what a complete performance would be like. It is probably a performance that I will never have the courage to appreciate.

It is also worth mentioning that Dazai rarely expressed regret afterwards.