After an ex became a landlord

Small Theater 1 "Bathroom or Bathroom"

He got into trouble with Feng Siyao again.

Zhu Xuchi leaned over and turned on the bathroom faucet, and while waiting for the cold water to run out, he sighed almost inaudibly.

In fact, the origin of the story is very simple. Zhu Xu rarely got off work early today. He wanted to surprise Feng Siyao, who said he would work overtime late, so he rushed to her office without saying hello. In the end, there was no surprise, but he created a wave for himself. frightened.

Feng Siyao's heroic French female classmate came back again with two goals. I don't know if it's about cooperation or old friends. She hugged Feng Siyao's arm and didn't let go. She kissed her face with a big lipstick Yin, the whole person is almost hanging on Feng Siyao, the key is that the latter doesn't seem to see any resistance.

Well, Feng Siyao, you said that you have to work overtime, and you haven't received many messages all day, and your reply is very perfunctory. So it turns out that you are here to communicate closely with your old classmates?

Zhu Xu was angry with Feng Siyao, and even more angry with herself because the same person was angry twice. In short, she held back her anger and forced a smile to watch the two of them approaching.

"Zhu Xu, listen to my explanation, it's not what you think," Feng Siyao rushed to chase her, "She is the CTO of an overseas AI unicorn company, and she came to discuss cooperation."

"Then go and discuss cooperation with your old classmates, don't follow me, I'm going home."

"Let's not talk about it, let's talk about it tomorrow," Feng Siyao continued to chase, "Well, what's more, she is a straight daughter..."

"Ha, is this the point?" Zhu Xu became even angrier after hearing this, "And from your tone, it seems that you are still regretful?"

"I'm not sorry, I'm very happy."

Zhu Xu was puzzled: "What are you happy about?"

In fact, she is not an unreasonable person. If it is only this level, Feng Siyao will calm down quickly with a few words of coaxing Zhu Xu. The problem is that Feng Siyao said with a smile:

"I saw you jealous again~"

Eat your head!If you eat her up, you will feel confident, right?

Zhu Xu didn't want to answer a word. When she got home, she closed the door of the room and went into the bathroom to take a shower. She planned to go to the guest room to sleep after washing. She didn't want to say a word to Feng Siyao until she woke up tomorrow. It is a pig.

However, things backfired. Zhu Xu had just started taking a shower when he realized that his flag was set too early.

Because of her anger, she accidentally used too much force, and the stainless steel shower was broken by her ruthless iron hands.

Looking at the splintered shower and the water spraying everywhere, Zhu Xu was silent for a moment.

He silently said "I am a pig" three times, and then reluctantly rushed out the door:

"Feng Siyao—"

It seems that the scene from a month ago reappeared, the difference is that now Feng Siyal is repairing the water heater, and Zhu Xu is hiding aside.

"I warn you first," Zhu Xu wrapped his bath towel tightly, and he thought he was very imposing, but he gave Feng Siyal a terrified eye, "Go out after repairing it, and don't look at the messy place."

"Understood," Feng Siyao suppressed a smile, took the spare new shower head at home and prepared to install it, looked at the wreckage on the ground and said "huh", "How did it break like this?"

"Who knew the quality of your stuff was so poor..."

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault," the repairman surnamed Feng finished the work in a few moments, and squeezed a wink at Zhu Xu, "I fixed it, so don't be angry, okay?"

"I'm not angry, don't talk nonsense," Zhu Xu said stiffly, looking at Feng Siyao's bare feet, he couldn't help reminding, "Be careful, the floor is slippery."

"Why, are you afraid that I will slip and fall like you, and then I will take the opportunity to eat your tofu?" Feng Si Yao said with a smile as he walked out, "I won't..."

Before he finished speaking, he stepped on the air, making a gesture to fall.

"careful!"

Because he had been paying attention to Feng Siyao's situation, Zhu Xu reacted quickly, and rushed out before Feng Siyao seemed to fall.

——Just fell into the arms of someone who had been prepared for a long time.

By the way, he also tore a big hole in the middle of the opponent's shirt, revealing a career line that seemed a little more proud for some reason.

Looking at Feng Siyao's steady footwork again, the posture of slipping and falling just now was obviously faked.

Only then did Zhu Xu react.

"Feng Siyao, you're playing tricks on me again..."

"But you were still tricked by me," Feng Si Yao said, "I took off my clothes twice, and you got them all wet this time, what should I do now."

Zhu Xu's claws left obvious water stains on Feng Siyao's white clothes, which were just the size of a palm. When he was struggling, his other hand also stuck to it. Now Feng Siyao's white shirt showed two Zhu Xu couldn't argue with the wet salty pig's hand imprint.

Now there is no way to dodge, and the whole person is trapped again, buried in the soft. Soft touch. Even if she knows she has been caught, what else can she do?

There was no choice but to surrender: "...Then what do you want to do, or I will let you wash first."

Alas, this kind of welfare is really not for nothing. Now that I think about it, when I opened the door and found that the landlady was Feng Siyao, my first reaction was really appropriate. Didn't she just fall into the love trap of the beautiful landlady? .

Thinking with her toes, she knew what kind of aggressive demands Feng Siyao would make.

Sure enough, she heard the breathy voice close to her ear, with a little bewilderment:

"Let's wash together."

Zhu Xu thought, how could she reject this beautiful landlord who claimed to be the king but was very good at seducing in such a situation that was completely unfavorable to her side?

Of course she couldn't think for too long.

Because of her pair of lips, any rejection she might say has been blocked in advance...

It seems that there is no way to refuse, huh?

In the gentle kiss, Zhu Xu closed his eyes.

—Maybe, let’s compromise.

"...Turn around and relax, baby..."

"Um……"

"Like it?"

"like……"

……

The rain outside the window was getting heavier and heavier, and the sound of water droplets was getting louder and louder.

So is the sound of water in the bathroom.

-End of Little Theater 1-

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Missing persons bubbling, reposting a previously written small theater mix-up