After an ex became a landlord

Ms. Feng's flight arrived at 14:[-] p.m. on the [-]th. Wanting to pick up the plane, Zhu Xu applied for a leave of absence five days in advance. The big leader agreed at the time, but it was only the night before that she was sorry to tell her that a lecturer was temporarily ill. , Tomorrow's class has to be topped by her.

She could only click on WeChat again, and told the other party helplessly that she had to make up for her seat today, so she couldn't go there to pick her up.

-3/13 9:30pm-

Outdated pig farm breeder: It's a small matter, you don't need to pick me up

Outdated pig farm breeder: I will wait for you at home

Family?

Zhu Xu's chest felt hot, and he was taken aback before replying: "Okay."

Outdated Pig Farm Breeder: What time do you leave work tomorrow?

Zhu Xu: before 07:30

Outdated Pig Farm Breeder: OK

Outdated Pig Farm Breeder: Let's eat together

Outdated pig farm breeder: Do not go to 711 to secretly eat instant noodles

Zhu Xu: Got it!

It's scary, Miss Feng is far away from her by many oceans, and she has already figured out her living habits.

Zhu Xu spent the whole day on the 14th in unusual excitement.

As a semi-senior lecturer with more than five years of working experience, her speech speed today was 0.25 times faster than usual, and she finished the lecture half an hour earlier—fortunately, today’s task is to give a lecture on leadership improvement to a local Fortune 500 company In the management course, the social animals sitting in the audience are all outstanding introverts, and the remaining half hour is just right for free discussion.

"Mr. Zhu, I have some questions about today's class. I want to communicate with you in private..."

After class, as usual, a few students in neat suits came to add her on WeChat. Zhu Xu, who is essentially in the service industry, passed all of them habitually.

Then get out of class was over 5 minutes early, and I squeezed onto the subway back to "home".

So nervous.

Her palms almost wet the iron railings on the car.

This situation, why is it so like the fashionable children say, online dating is "running now"?

In order to avoid death in sight, Zhu Xu urgently put on his makeup in the elevator.When she reached the door, she deliberately slowed down her pace.The sound insulation effect of the wooden anti-theft door is not very good, she can hear the sound of the TV in the room.

It means someone is waiting for her inside.

Zhu Xu's heart suddenly rose.

In the previous month, all the speculation, apprehension, excitement and uneasiness about this "never met" Ms. Feng reached their peak at this moment. Couldn't make a restrained knock on the wooden door.

She thinks that she should manage her expression well and deal with any face she might face—if it is Feng Siyao, she will be cold and expressionless; if it is an unfamiliar face, she will be kind and polite Smile--

When she didn't knock on the door, and didn't manage her expressions well, the door opened unexpectedly.

The aroma of the food blows over us.

Inside the door stood 28-year-old Feng Siyao.Not surprisingly.

But he greeted her with an unexpected image of Zhu Xu.

Feng Siyao stepped on a pair of cartoon slippers, rolled up his sleeves, wore an apron, and held a spatula. He had a loose ball head with irregular hair scattered on his forehead and temples. He looked very homely and virtuous.

It's beautiful, it's beautiful.Good to say twice.

Still very fragrant.

Feng Siyao looked at her silently for two seconds, then reached out to take her bag very naturally, and replied, "You're back?"

Like an old woman who has greeted countless times.

Exactly the same as six years ago.

Zhu Xu opened his mouth: "Ah, um..."

Feng Siyao took her coat, "I can hear your footsteps."

Zhu Xu: "Oh..." Oh Wan finally realized that he was explaining why she knew she was at the door.

Indeed, she remembered, Feng Siyao had a pair of sensitive ears like a cat.

Zhu Xu walked into the house smoothly, she didn't know what expression she had now, but it should be very demented and funny, because she saw Feng Siyao smiled.

"Are you so happy to see me? Keep smiling."

Feng Siyao stretched out the hand that wasn't holding the spatula, and pinched her face more naturally.

Before pinching a few ounces of flesh, her hand quickly dropped again in frustration.

Zhu Xu still said, "Huh?"

Is she smiling?

No wonder the apple muscles are sour.

Feng Siyao's smile was obvious this time: "Yeah, little idiot."

Zhu Xu retorted reflexively: "It's not."

"Okay, if you say it's not, then it's not." Feng Siyao smiled at the corners of his eyes, and pushed her a cup of tea, "Sit down on the sofa first. I'm going to make four dishes and one soup, and there's only one shredded cabbage left, and it will be ready soon. "Turn around and go back to the kitchen.

It was so natural that it seemed that she was the owner who had lived in this house for a long time.

Oh, Miss Feng is indeed the master of this family.

Zhu Xu sat on the sofa blankly, not daring to imagine that what he was doing now was "waiting for my ex-girlfriend who broke up with cooking black hole for six years to cook for me", this absurd and outrageous thing.

...there is no poison in this rice.

She shook her head, not quite understanding where she was going.

Is it "The Beautiful Landlord Is My Banhua's Ex-Girlfriend"?

Or "Fall Into the Love Trap of a Beautiful Landlord"?

This ex is really cunning, secretly studied cooking overseas, and the smell of meat all over the room is vying to get into her nose, making her a foodie, completely forgetting how to think.

What frantically popped up in my mind were old, unremarkable past events.

In my impression, Feng Siyao only cooked twice.

The first time was in the second semester of the sophomore year. The two of them applied to the driving school at the same time. Zhu Xu took the test of Subject [-] three times and Subject [-] twice, and finally got the notebook half a year later than Feng Siyao. Feng Siyao happily said that he would take the test To celebrate, Feng Siyao, who only knows how to serve noodles, bought two catties of beef and cooked Zhu Xu a super bowl of beef noodles the size of a washbasin. There was more beef than noodles.

The beef is old, the noodles are lumpy, and the leaves of the vegetables are boiled yellow.

Zhu Xu ate up all the venues, and found himself three catties heavier the next day after eating.

Constipated for three days.

The second time was in the fourth year of senior year. Both of them got IELTS scores. Feng Siyao got 8 points, which is indignant, and Zhu Xu scored 7 points for his extraordinary performance. They fully met the requirements of their respective school applications. Feng Siyao was very happy again. He said he was going to cook to celebrate, but after working in the kitchen for two hours, he brought out a bowl of braised pork that looked like coal.

The star anise I gave was more than ginger, and it was so bitter that I cried.

There was also a plate of blackened braised fish.

Bitter than braised pork.

In the end, the only food that could be eaten was the lettuce cooked by Zhu Xubu.

Zhu Xu ate three pieces of meat and two mouthfuls of fish.

Diarrhea for three days.

Final Thoughts

The food cooked by Feng Siyao will cause fatal damage to the stomach.

……

Zhu Xu found out very sadly that she thought she had forgotten some things, but in fact she just forgot and remembered them.

"dinner's ready."

Feng Siyao wiped her hands, came over from the restaurant to call her, and stretched out her hand to untie her apron.

Unable to untie it for a long time, he turned around and pointed his butt at Zhu Xu: "Help me untie it."

"Ah, why did you tie it into a knot again?" Zhu Xu came back to his senses, formed muscle memory, and stretched out his hand skillfully to untie it, with helplessness, "It really hasn't changed at all."

Feng Siyao is a magical human being who can tie shoelaces, earphone cables, sweatpants strings and other threads into knots.

"It's ok."

Feng Siyao turned back, looked at her and smiled.

Her eyes are soft and her voice is soft.

"I know that no matter how difficult a knot is, you will untie it."

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Feng: Quickly untie my belt