After an ex became a landlord

When Feng Si Yao said this, he bit his lower lip slightly, and looked at her with hurt eyes, like an abandoned kitten.

After staring at each other for a few moments in silence, Zhu Xu pursed his lips, and his voice softened:

"I didn't want to talk to you about that."

After a pause, she asked again: "You are the landlord, why did you hide it from me?"

Feng Siyao asked seriously: "If you knew it was me, would you still live?"

Zhu Xu said dumbly: "I..."

"No, right?" Feng Siyao smiled, with a hint of bitterness in his smile, "After seeing me, I guess, just now, you were considering moving out and finding another place to live, am I right? "

Zhu Xu: "..."

It turned out that apart from cooking skills, Feng Siyao also minored in psychology.

Zhu Xu unnaturally brushed the broken hair from his temples, lowered his head and took a sip of the soup to hide his momentary panic, "I just think that with our current... relationship, it's probably inappropriate to live together."

Ah, this soup is so fresh too.Woohoo, it's so delicious.

Feng Siyao didn't answer the above words, but stared at her closely: "Is it delicious?"

Zhu Xu was crazy in his heart, "It's delicious, it's delicious", but on the surface he said calmly: "Barely, let's do it like that."

I have to say that Feng Siyao is indeed cunning. She had a firm plan just now, but after eating this table dish, she began to waver. After drinking this soup, the wavering degree has risen to 30%.Someone cooks a big table of delicious meals for you, who can be hard-hearted and treat each other with a cold face?What's more, Zhu Xu was originally soft-tempered.

"Then I'll take it as a compliment, thank you for your encouragement," Feng Siyao smiled happily, and then responded to her topic just now, "Besides, I don't think there is anything inappropriate for you to live here. The reason There are three points, do you want to listen to them?"

The former best debater is about to start presenting facts and reasoning again.There was a faint smile on the corner of Zhu Xu's mouth that she didn't even notice, and she nodded and looked at her: "Let's listen."

Feng Siyao counted with her fingers, "First, this house is the best solution you can find. If you start searching again, you will almost never find a better one; second, find a house, move, and get used to it. Finding a new residence and finding a new roommate all require an extra considerable time cost, and you are very busy at work, so there is no need to waste these; third..."

Perhaps because of a guilty conscience, Feng Siyao suddenly looked away, stared at the pliers of the prawns on the plate, and said softly, "We have chatted on WeChat for more than 20 days without interruption, let's just...we can be counted as friends ?”

Then he encouraged himself again, "Well, forget it."

Zhu Xu: "?"

Have you run out of words again?

It's fine if Feng Siyao doesn't mention it, but she gets angry when she mentions it.When she didn't realize that Ms. Feng might be Feng Siyao at first, she sincerely regarded the landlord as a young foreign student who needed love and care. Si Yao looked over.

Ah, so angry, so angry, some things are really calm for a while, and the more I think about it, the more angry I get!

This time, she didn't plan to finish Feng Siyao's speech, so she turned cold and said politely: "I'm sorry, Miss Feng, I'm not in the habit of being friends with my ex."

Feng Si Yao asked back, "Do you have any other exes?"

Zhu Xu was choked again: "...No."

Feng Siyao: "Oh." The third tone fell.

He said leisurely, "Without any past experience, how can you say you're used to it?"

Zhu Xu: "..."

Damn it, Feng Siyao's logic is weird, she can't explain it.

Feng Siyao's misfortune pretended to be pitiful and had initially achieved results. He used a combination of skills to understand the reason, and took advantage of Zhu Xu's being caught in a logical circle, continued to work hard, and calmly analyzed the pros and cons:

"Taking a step back, I am familiar with your schedule, living habits, and taste preferences, which saves you the time to adjust. Even as a stranger, you are the best candidate with an absolute advantage as a roommate. And there is..."

Feng Siyao didn't dare to look at Zhu Xu while he was talking, and turned to look at the shrimp claws. He seemed to be able to see a flower, and his voice gradually became weaker, "Also, you have already eaten the rice I cooked, you may Reject me, but your stomach... can't..."

Zhu Xu covered his face powerlessly: "..."

Dry!

Straight to the point!

She really can't do it!

……

Being guided by the rhythm master, the core topic of their discussion quickly changed from "why Feng Siyao lied to Zhu Xu" and "Zhu Xu was very angry and decided to move out" to "how to handle Feng Siyao as a roommate in the future" Please don't make those messes", "How many meals Feng Siyao cooks every week", and "If Zhu Xu doesn't come back for dinner at night, he should tell Feng Siyal before what time".

——As for why I have so much time to cook, Feng Siyao explained that my project at hand came to an end, and I was on vacation for two full months. Xu do it, so don't feel burdened.

"Okay," Zhu Xu unknowingly ate a lot, and finally started to belch, but also helplessly, "Then I will pay for your food."

Feng Siyao no longer shied away, and gave a number quite casually: "Okay, let's count 200 for that month, and give it to me together with the rent every month."

Zhu Xu bargained: "What can you eat for 200, can you, a landlord and cook, be more serious about pricing? The price is 1200, and I can't reduce it any further. If I reduce it, I will move out immediately. And if possible, the rent will also be calculated according to the market price. ..."

Feng Siyao said sternly: "No, the contract has already been signed, I can't break the contract."

……

After some bargaining, it finally became that each person paid 1200 yuan each at the beginning of each month as the common food expenses. Feng Siyao happily called it the "need" fund, and each took a word from their names.

Although Zhu Xu believed that Feng Siyao must have named it "Pig Feed Purchase Fund" in his heart.

Even cleaning, cooking frequency, and mutual funds have been discussed, so what is the difference from when you lived together before?

How did things turn out like this?

After everything was settled, Zhu Xu slumped in his chair doubting his life, and asked himself this question repeatedly—it felt like he had been battling with Feng Siyao all night, not only was he completely defeated, but his brain was even more tired than after a whole day of lectures .

Feng Siyao, on the other hand, was so happy that the naked eye could see that her eyes were about to stop laughing. She was humming a ditty while clearing the table and chopsticks. Seeing that Zhu Xu was making a gesture to pick it up, she stopped her with his elbow, "No, you've been tired from work all day. , I'm going to wash the dishes."

Feng Siyao was happy and Zhu Xu was unhappy: "I'll wash it."

Feng Si Yao thought for a while: "Then let's guess the boxing game, and the one who loses will be punished."

Zhu Xu continued to be unhappy: "Don't guess punches, I'm going to wash."

Feng Siyao continued to be happy: "Okay, then you go wash."

Zhu Xu was happy, and carried the bowl to the sink.

Feng Siyao followed her in, apparently nothing happened, and pretended to be looking for something while groping around beside her, Zhu Xu got annoyed looking at it, and gave her a rude look, "Go, go, take a shower quickly Go, don't stand in my way here."

Feng Siyao: "Okay, then I'm going to take a shower."

Added a little aggrieved: "I went to take a shower alone."

Zhu Xu didn't bother to talk about it, and rolled his eyes in his heart.

Why, it's not the university bathhouse, she still wants some people to take a bath!

When upset, Zhu Xu likes to do mechanical repetitive work, mopping the floor, washing dishes, and a clean and tidy home can calm her down quickly.Zhu Xu's dishwashing career was coming to an end, and when the progress of self-moderation was 99%, she heard a faint cry from the bathroom:

"pig……"

"Hey pig..."

"Baby pig..."

Who cares who is a pig.

"Zhu Xu—"

Zhu Xu forcefully threw the bowl into the disinfection cabinet: "What are you doing!"

The faint call grew fainter.

After a pause, continue:

"Water heater...no hot water..."

"..."

Zhu Xu was hardened.

Point to the fist.

Feng Si Yao is really annoying!