his cat

Yicheng has just entered autumn, and the leaves of the old trees on both sides of the road are still blooming with vitality.Around six o'clock in the evening, the road peaked, and Baixia Road was blocked.

The occasional wind from the north was a bit cool, and Ming Yang under the tree shrank his neck and shivered.

He raised his limp right hand, observed it for a while, and shook it as if to verify, probably it was broken, and he couldn't use any strength.With the other hand, he touched and tugged at the beige sweater on his body, which felt uncomfortable against his flesh.

And the wide pair of light blue jeans, wrapped around the legs, so close to forget how to walk.Finally, Ming Yang lowered his head and seriously looked at the pair of white shoes on the ground.

It may be small, and its toes hurt a little, and it is also responsible for its inability to walk.

Ming Yang is not used to these restraints, but the human handbook says that everyone has to wear clothes, and if they don't wear them, they will be arrested as crazy.

……

Just two hours ago, Ming Yang was forced to become a test resident on Earth because of his slow speech.

At that time, on the miniature flight cabin, the boss Meow sat at the front of the meeting room with his legs crossed. He adjusted his sunglasses and asked loudly, "Who will do this task? Reward 200 million Meow Coins!"

This is the second time in five years that the boss of Meow held a discussion meeting on this task. He went to a meow before, but lost contact.

Therefore, the earth trial project was put on hold temporarily, and now it is picked up again, fooling the little stupid cat into taking advantage of it.

There was noise in the cabin one after another, and a group of cats had a heated discussion about whether to go or not.

The blue short-legged cat glanced at Boss Meow, turned around, and muttered about popular science: "The earth is the base of human beings. It is said that humans use cats as toys and play with them however they want."

"God, it's scary..."

"What is this? Have you ever heard of a cat coat? It's our skin!"

The little fat cat frowned and cried, "I haven't read the human manual, so I... won't go."

"If you don't go, I won't go, even if you don't want 200 million."

"Five years ago, brother Mingchen went there, and he must have died before he came back..."

Cats were swarming around in the big cabin, except for Ming Yang, who looked naive. He lowered his head intently, and played tirelessly with his paws up and down.

"Okay, okay," the boss meow put down his legs, interrupted all the meows, and asked again: "Have you considered it?"

Boss Meow said earnestly and sincerely: "At least go to one, don't think too much about it, just give it a try and give feedback, and you will be back soon, there is nothing to be afraid of. This is the mission of Meow Star, and it depends on whether Meow Star will continue to wander in the future." Earth test resident! Difficult and great! As a cat, you should have this kind of fearless...."

Boss Meow's best heroic brainwashing.

Hearing this, the blue cat was full of fighting spirit, and came out excitedly and said: "Let Ming Yang go, his brother is just below. And he is the most familiar with the human handbook, and he got almost a perfect score in the last test!"

There was an uproar in the cabin again, and everyone echoed as if grasping at straws.

"Yes, yes, yes, Ming Yang can do it, he can recite the ten manuals backwards and forwards!"

"I just copied Ming Yang to pass..."

"Although Ming Yang looks stupid, he is actually stupid, but the stupid meow has a stupid blessing, so let him go!"

Hearing his own name suddenly, Ming Yang raised his furry head and slowly retracted his claws.He shook his head and said seriously: "I can—"...won't you...

"Good job!"

Boss Meow roared loudly, and the frightened honest Ming Yang shuddered and fell to the ground.

Boss Meow didn’t intend to give him a chance to identify again, so he handed him a bunch of cards in a notebook, “This is a human identity card, you have to hide your tail, do the test carefully and give feedback, and write it down in this little notebook, understand? Your brother Mingchen just lost contact, you can look for him when you have time."

Under the intimidation of Miao Boss, Ming Yang nodded obediently, picked up whatever he gave, and finally followed the landing crew to the landing cabin in a daze.

He was timid and waited for the landing officer to fasten his protective belt with his eyes closed, but Uncle Meow in the cockpit accidentally bumped into the iron tower because he dozed off. Ming Yang fell straight down without any mental preparation.

The action was still unreliable, and the crowd behind me were stunned.

Boss Meow is afraid of heights, so he only sticks out half of his head, so there is no shadow of Ming Yang.He retracted, shook his head and said: "The action has changed, we will discuss it in five years." You have to give some time to appease the little hearts of the cats behind you, and fool one after five years.

Here, Ming Yang landed unsafely, poking his head out from the bushes, his body enlarged at some point, with arms, legs, and clothes.

He meticulously patted off the leaves on his body, then looked at himself, and came to a conclusion after a while:

—He is now a male human.

That's how it happened.

Ming Yang guarded for a long time at the intersection of the park with his broken forearm in his arms, and finally before dark, a relatively kind-looking lady walked up, wearing a black suit and white shirt, wearing glasses and carrying a black leather bag.

He pulled himself together, tried his best to look like a human being, politely smiled, and asked, "Hello, ma'am, may I ask you—"

"No need." The woman didn't wait for him to finish speaking and refused indifferently, she glanced at Ming Yang and walked forward impatiently.Salespeople like Bai Xialu are getting younger and younger, and their business ability is getting worse and worse. They laugh unprofessionally!

Ming Yang's smile froze around his mouth, and when the sound of high heels disappeared, he took a small step back, put away his smiling face, and murmured sadly: "Human beings are so fierce..."

A few minutes later, an aunt in orange clothes came over, Ming Yang was considering whether to look like a human being, the sanitation aunt was stunned, and took a second look at him, Ming Yang blocked his way.

"Excuse me, do you know where the cat's hospital is going?"

The sanitation aunt put down her broom and pointed him in the direction, "Come through this traffic light, turn left for 300 meters, and there is a pet hospital at the right intersection."

"Thank you, you are such a good person." After Ming Yang sincerely thanked, he didn't see the frown of Aunt Sanwei's frown. He walked towards the direction pointed by the other party with his hands and feet, and his eyes suddenly dimmed again.

According to the human handbook, qualified human beings will consciously abide by traffic laws. They have a mantra: stop at red light, go at green light.

It was Ming Yang's first time as a human being, so of course he wanted to be a good citizen.

But he didn't understand, and was even distressed, why people set up a traffic light with only 15 seconds.It was not enough to walk there, and the lights were often changed halfway through the walk, so Ming Yang had no choice but to turn back and wait again.

Every time he passed by like a curse, he recited silently for a few seconds: Go slowly, go slowly, Ming Yang don't panic, this time he will definitely pass...

As a result, he repeated half an hour at this red street light intersection, but he just couldn't get through.

Ming Yang doesn't like this traffic light a bit.

The passing driver couldn't bear it no matter how busy he was, so he stopped in place to let him pass, only to watch him turn back slowly...

There are more and more cars, and people of all colors gather from a few scattered to a bunch.Ming Yang moved to the side, wondering where these people came from, and was surrounded by people when he was thinking about it, and passed the traffic light.

Ming Yang who was standing at the other end suddenly realized.

It turns out that when human beings cross traffic lights, many people need to be together, otherwise they will not be able to pass!

So, he took out a small notebook and carefully wrote stroke by stroke: You can't cross the road alone.

When Ming Yang finally found this pet hospital, he rolled up his sleeves, thought about his words, and said, "Excuse me, can you help me?"

The female boss in a white coat pulled off her mask, looked at his swollen arms and then at him, her eyes were strange, and her tone was not very good: "Sir, this is a pet hospital, you have to go to the city hospital."

Ming Yang withdrew his hand and whispered, "This is the hospital."

"But this is a pet hospital," the female boss raised her forehead. Although she felt that he seemed to be seriously ill, she pointed out the way for him because he was clean, well-behaved and good-looking. "So, you can take a taxi." Tell the driver to go to Yicheng Orthopedic Hospital, where you can be treated."

"But," Ming Yang said hesitantly, "I have to treat here."