818 The goddess who threw me N times

Landlord: Pony has no armor

Using a vest to talk, it's all like a tree hole, it's really hard to vomit.

In view of the long time span of this 818 and the many characters involved, let me introduce the relationship between the characters in advance:

LZ, I, Su Xiaomi, have average looks, average body, and average personality. I put it in the crowd, and I can't find it for a long time. Basically, I am a passer-by.After graduating from university, I worked as a odd job in a company introduced by a relative. The income was neither high nor low, and my life was neither salty nor dull.Life is as peaceful as the frozen East Lake water, without any ripples at all.

"Girlfriend" Ye Qiushui, the heroine of 818, the legendary goddess, the second generation of Shang, Bai Fumei, and returnees, just these few words can tell that there is no absolute winner in life.Since she was a child, she has been at the school girl level. The male compatriots who have had a crush on her can fill a football field. Don't ask me how I know, she is also her ex-girlfriend.

Cousin Hong Xiaodou is really funny, a teammate like a pig, full-time acting stupid.

The male protagonist ABCD, my first love boyfriend, ex-ex-boyfriend, ex-ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, all the scumbags who were lost by the heroine three times, I am too lazy to introduce them, and I will elaborate when I write them in order.

When it comes to the heroine, LZ really loves and hates it.How should I put it, before the age of 19, if you asked me who was my favorite person, I would definitely say Ye Qiushui.At that time, I simply worshiped her like a goddess.Forgive LZ bumpkin, I have never seen the world. After the age of 19, if you ask me who is the person I hate the most, I will definitely answer you viciously: "Ye! Autumn! Water!"

As for the love-hate entanglement, grievances and hatred between me and the heroine, I have to start from 20 years ago.When I think of it, there are tears, my childhood sweetheart, my childhood sweetheart, who would have thought that this person would be so black-bellied, and he would turn my farming essay into a scheming man.Having her in my life really opened another door, and made me understand that the human heart is sinister, fire and theft, and girlfriends. (Sincerely, I didn’t come here to ruin the word bestie, is it still used?)

It is said that 20 years ago, I was still in kindergarten carefree, (it seems to have revealed my age=.=).Both parents are honest and ordinary workers, and they eat a lot of food in a large state-owned factory.Our family of three also lives in the dormitory of the factory. Although the house is small, the family is harmonious and the parents are loving.When I was young, I was a bit naughty, and my mother cut me a man's head all the year round to save trouble. In addition to my early development, tall stature and many ideas, I soon became the leader of the children of the same age in the yard.Every night after school, I took a group of friends to hide and play house in the compound, climb trees to catch cicadas, and go down the river to touch crabs.Whoever's child in the yard can't be found, my parents will come to my house to talk to my parents, and my mother will use her unique skill of lion roar, stand by the kitchen window and shout loudly: "Xiaomi ~ Xiaomi ~ you don't come home again I'm going to be beaten up for dinner~" A group of friends scattered like birds and beasts, each went back to each house, and each went to find his own mother.

Now that I think about it, that turned out to be the most glorious and happiest time in my life, which makes me feel a little bit sad.

I can't remember exactly when, but it should be on a sunny afternoon when the goddess came to our compound.First, a large military truck drove into the yard, and the neighbors gathered together to surround the truck.I usually like to watch the excitement, and this time I tried my best to squeeze through the crowd to the front.An uncle in a green military uniform got out of the car and greeted and shook hands with everyone enthusiastically, as if he was very dignified.Then came a very beautiful aunt, wearing a sky blue dress, with wavy curly hair, really fashionable, I have only seen such aunts on TV.Behind her is a little girl in a pink tutu dress, who looks about my age, with big eyes that are watery, long and smooth hair, hanging behind her head, with a red bow tied on it, looks like It's clean and beautiful.What a beautiful little person, forgive the rustic poster who has never seen the world, but the thought at that time was, "Is this an angel?" What's worse, I actually said it.

The hall roared with laughter, and the atmosphere suddenly became more active.Dad pulled me over, patted my head and said, "Silly girl, this is the new Chief Ye's family. His girl is the same age as you. You can play together from now on."

Shyly, I glanced at the little girl secretly, who knew that she was just staring at the ground, it turned out to be a piece of wood, it was really boring, I might as well ask my friends to take pictures for fun.I turned around and ran away to play.At this time, all the neighbors helped to move the furniture and things off the truck and sent them to the suite on the east side of the third floor.I heard from my parents that it was the best house in the family building, with three bedrooms.

My friendship with the goddess should have originated from a popsicle.It was an afternoon in hot summer, I was bored, and all the friends I knew were taking a nap.The electric fan in my house is broken, and my parents went to work, and there is no time to fix it. I was sweating profusely. I turned on the bed several times, and it was almost cooked. I simply got up and thought about going outside the yard. Take a bath in the pond.

As soon as I kicked on the slippers, I heard the sound of a piano in the distance, playing several monotonous scales repeatedly, but when put together, it seemed to be a very familiar song.I sang along a few times, like two tigers, taught in kindergarten, who is playing it?Out of curiosity, I decided to check it out.

The sound of the piano seemed to come from upstairs.Climbed up to the third floor, and searched from house to house. In the innermost window, I saw the wooden girl who had moved in before, sitting in front of a piano that was taller than me, playing seriously. song.At that time, the piano was really tall for us wild children. Seeing it, I felt a little itchy, and I really wanted to touch those black and white grids that could produce nice tones.I knocked on the door when I was familiar with it, only to find out that there was actually an iron general guarding the door.What's going on, isn't there someone at home, why lock it up.

Xu Shi heard the commotion here, and the little girl inside came over and peered out through the crack of the door, "Who are you?" I quickly pointed to the window, which meant talking here.

Not long after, she climbed onto the window sill, frowned slightly, and I went up to introduce her with a big grin, "My name is Su Xiaomi, and I live downstairs from your house, so we are neighbors!"

She looked at me puzzled, and I continued: "The teacher said, neighbors should love each other, we are all one family."

She still didn't make a sound, so I said bravely: "Since we are a family, can you let me play your piano?"

She rolled her eyes and suddenly smiled, revealing a row of white teeth, so cute. "Okay, but I can't open the door, can you get the key for me?

"Key? Where is it?"

"Isn't there a newspaper box on the right side of the door, go down and touch it."

Moved a few bricks on tiptoe, and sure enough found a key in the book box.Naturally, she couldn't open the door inside, so I volunteered to open the lock and entered the room.The furniture and electrical appliances inside were all the most high-end and advanced at that time. It can be seen that the family is very rich.My attention was all attracted by the piano, and I rushed over with a cheer, and Dorami pressed it indiscriminately.She was wearing a water-green dress, white socks, and small leather shoes, all neat and tidy, like a little adult. "Well, I have something to do when I go out, you can play here by yourself, okay?" She asked me politely.

At that time, all my attention was on the piano, and I didn't listen to what she said at all, so I responded indiscriminately.She turned and went downstairs.

I don't know how long I played, but I still couldn't play a tune, which was a bit disappointing.Think about it, the friends should all get up, let's go to the water fight together.When I turned around, I didn't see the little girl, so I became anxious, what should I do, if I run away, who will be responsible for losing so many valuable things in this house.

Just as he was anxious, he suddenly heard a loud shout: "Where did you come from, how did you get in here! Where is our Ye Qiushui? Where did you get our Qiushui?" Looking up, he saw a beautiful woman screaming viciously. When I entered the house, I grabbed my ear. "Hey~~Hey~~It hurts so much!" I yelled loudly.The woman tugged at me, opened a few drawers and looked through them, she seemed to see all the valuables, so she let me go. "Be honest, where did Qiushui go? Otherwise, I'll tell your parents that you went to our house to steal something!"

steal!I was terrified, and burst into tears, "Wow, I'm not a thief, she let me in. Woooo~ I don't know where she went." I was crying sadly, and I saw A pair of small black leather shoes appeared in the blurred vision.The little girl playing the piano held a popsicle in one hand and entered the room happily. When she saw her mother, her face changed and she put her hands behind her back.

The pretty woman slapped her hand over and knocked out one, "How many times have I told you that this thing is dirty and you are not allowed to eat it! I told you to play the score fifty times, have you finished it? I will steal it next time." Run out and see if I don't break your leg!"

"Also, don't hook up with these naughty wild children in the future, they are sloppy, they will bring you down, you know!" Then there was another swearing.Seeing that the situation was not going well, I quickly shrank back and prepared to escape.Unexpectedly, the little girl actually held me back, her downcast eyes were as calm as water, and she handed over the remaining popsicle.As soon as I took it, I ran away, and I could hear the beating and scolding in the distance.

I have this sweet popsicle in my mouth, but I don't like it in my heart.In the final analysis, it was I who harmed her, she still didn't forget to buy popsicles for me, she is really loyal.At that moment, I decided to treat her as my best friend and treat her well for the rest of my life.

In retrospect, this can also be said to be a series of tragic events caused by a popsicle.